Hot Slut Of The Day!
Shlomi Arbeitman, an Israeli footballer who plays for Belgian's K.A.A. Gent and who has become a viral Internet star in Israel thanks to this interview with a Dutch TV station of him mumbling through English like a drunk Jersey Shore cast member. Best Week Ever says this video is getting all the laughs in Israel, because most of the population is fluent in English and Shlomi sounds like a Speak & Spell on low batteries.
But you know, I didn't even realize those words coming out of his mouth were some form of the English language, because he was deafened by the voice in my head screaming "showmepeenshowmepeenshowmepeen" on a loop. Seriously, who the hell cares if his mouth is an English word shredder, look at him! The language of "Let me sit on the tip while stroking those luscious mink stoles over your eyes" is an international one! Besides, if you used Talking Browser on one of my blog posts it would make less sense than Shlomi does.
Shlomi's interview is such a damn hit that it has spawned parody after parody including this one:
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hahahahaha!!! "the voice in my head screaming showmepeenshowmepeenshowmepeen" -MK.
MKAAAYYY thanks for the laugh......much much needed! i nearly pissed my pants (again)! Thanks babe
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No Illuminati puppets allowed around here, yeah WE SEE YOU bitches
I'll bet Madge would kill 1,000 virgins to get her hands on this stunning specimen of manhood.
I love a man with caterpillar eyebrows!
"For once I kept my brain shut and my mouth open!"
Sounds like my kind of weekend
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My vagina eats condoms....I mean what
Oh well, Centy, at least you have the story. It's pretty awesome, actually.
Happy Holidays!
Submitted by nightowl on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:45am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:43am.
Smart girl! ;)
I think I'm jealous, btw!
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Hey, NO! Happy Holidays!
I am not kidding, when I think back on all my sexual experiences, and there are not that many considering my age, but when you add them all up, well....that was just so hot.
He was in Boston for a week and I was in NH for the weekend with my dad and flew back for work on Monday, and he kept calling me at work that week begging me to come up to his friend's apt. before he left for France, and I was too scared to do it. I was afraid he would see how much older I was. (He was 19, I was 34.)
Sometimes I think I should have, sometimes I think it was just so sweet that we had those moments together when the bus was stuck in the snow.
He was one of the sexiest guys I've ever kissed. One of the smartest guys I've ever known. We talked about everything.
Seriously, I think I talked more to him in 10 hours and we connected more than I talked to and connected with my most serious boyfriend of 3 years!
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:43am.
Smart girl! ;)
I think I'm jealous, btw!
Israelis are hot!
I once made out with an Israeli backpacker on a bus from NYC to Boston caught in a snowstorm, hottest makeout ever!
He was 15 years younger than me, but I never volunteered my age.
For once I kept my brain shut and my mouth open!
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 8:52am.
oh fuck cunt jesus help me
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I hear ya!
I hear ya!
Damn! This guy iis so fucking hot!
He's hooooot. Sheesh. Yeah, really, who cares language he is or isn't speaking?
Yup, this dude could speak in fucking tongues for all I care, because HOLY SHIT he is hot.
"I give in to sin/Because you have to make this life liveable..." Strangelove- Depeche Mode
baseball been berry berry good, to me
Near where I work there's a group of young Israeli dudes who own a series of mall kiosks. They are have the same glossy, thick dark hair and always look like they need a shave. They swagger. They flirt. They're hot.
And they all pretty much sound like this guy. For real.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
@ Libra
Israelis need a new hobby IMO.
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Well, it is a good thing they can be occupied by this little diddy, I wouldn't wish it to be any different.
I once had an Israel penpal, he sent me the most sexy photo of him in all his army regalia. He turned out to be the goalkeeper of the Israel football national team in some Olympic event, by then our contact had petered out, which was a crying shame.
Israeli, army, football, what more can a German female ask for? Team Arbeitman!!!!!
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Auri sacra fames
He's absolutely divine! Here in Germany 90 % of the foreign players can't be arsed to learn the most fundamental sentences with which to answer the usual fundamental journo's questions even when having been here for years.
Quite a looker too, Herr Workman (his name translated into German). I'd love to teach him his ancestor's language, especially the louche and moaning ones. His English is very promising in that respect. Shalom.
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Auri sacra fames
He wasn't that bad. That sounds like a French accent though, to me... I have heard many American athletes whose English is only slightly better than his, and they were born & raised in the U.S.!
Those who are making fun of him, I wonder how they sound speaking a language they are not fluent in. Probably a lot like he sounds here.
He is very hot though. Which is, of course, the most important thing!
That's pretty harsh! At least he's trying and it's not like english is his first language! I don't understand what the big deal is :S
Israelis need a new hobby IMO.
he is a hottie, and at least he tried to give an interview in a foreign language. If you don't learn it when you're a little kid it is really hard to become a fluent speaker.
I do think it is fun how non-native English speakers who learn American English pick up "OK" really quickly and throw it in all the time. I always thought that was funny in school, the kids who learned English in England before coming to the states or learned it from somebody British never say OK but those who lean English from Americans say it all the damn time.
- Fern Mayo, like hold the mayo
Holy hotness! If he kept his mouth open around me, the words coming out would be the least of my concerns.
I guess these people have never met Calvin Tran.
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If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
what is it the cloud hands him?
has anyone made a parody video of Calvin Tran? are people just generally mocking the "English As A Second Language" people, or is this just an Israeli thing, like the Gaza Strip?
ps: that is exactly what i sound like when i try to speak Spanish or Japanese.
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kiss my ass!
What a bunch of catty Israeli bitches! He's adorable and I got the gist of it. At least he's trying. It takes guts to try and speak in a foreign language that you're not fluent in. Anyway, there's people from some parts of English speaking countries that are less understandable, like those mumble mouths from England, I don't know what part they're from, but I can't understand any of it, or people from Tennessee. I passed through Tennessee and I didn't know what the fuck anyone was saying. So anyway, good for him for trying. You can't learn it unless you practice it.
I could sort of understand him. If I watched a few more times, I could probably figure it out. Hell, I can't speak a second language at all, so kudos to him. Plus, he speaks more English than a lot of the illegal immigrants here that I run into. They don't speak any English and don't even try. I imagine English must be a difficult language to learn.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Holy freakin' HOT!!!
I have no idea why this video went viral - he can't speak English well, neither can most people - so what???
Why oh why did the camera have to stay focused on his face??? It should have been panning up and down his body.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
I'd hit it.
Damn
He's gorgeous and he doesn't need to talk if I ever meet him.
whats wrong with that english. prefer that ten times to some obnoxious american tourist shouting shit around on the tube. or british. started to hate on their way of talking as well after living in london for three years. plus hes incredibly incredibly hot. and seems quite relaxed.
He sounded just fine to me. I live in an area with mucho different accents though. I'm generally satisfied if I can even come close to understanding someone.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
I was in London and went to get Chinese takeout with a cute Australian who hated British food. It was just like any Chinese takeout joint here but the Chinese dude behind the counter told me he couldn't understand my accent (North Jersey exit 13) and asked me to just point to the menu. I understood him just fine.
I couldn't agree more. Also from NYC and can understand any accent. I also didn't think this was that funny. It's true, most Americans cannot speak a second language that well! I also agree- he is hootttttt! I would bang him so hard and make him scream in Hebrew.
Submitted by original putas on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 10:42am.
Maybe it's because I live in NY, but I understand him. I'm always straining my ears ALLLLL day long with accents like these. After a while you just get used to it.
Right now I have some clients from Bangladesh, and I swear I'm starting to speak that language. You just adapt.
Hes hot like a fire though. I love me some Israeli Men.
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Who are we to judge? Most people in the US can't speak a second language as well as Shlomi speaks English!
You can almost see the wheels cranking away in his little noggin, but DAY-UM. HOT. And cut.
seriously? when they look like that who wants them to TALK?
I despise Israeli men, but like many Israelis, this guy is hot.
When Hebrew is your first language it is difficult to speak English. Cut the guy some slack.
I am with Mk on this one...he can be deafmute for all I care...I would still hit it...long and hard. He is BEAUTIFUL...I can only imagine what's under that uniform...mmmm
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they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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Maybe it's because I live in NY, but I understand him. I'm always straining my ears ALLLLL day long with accents like these. After a while you just get used to it.
Right now I have some clients from Bangladesh, and I swear I'm starting to speak that language. You just adapt.
Hes hot like a fire though. I love me some Israeli Men.
I've lived in Germany for over 7 years now and trying to understand people try to speak English is hard. Probably like the French or Italian trying to understand me. I got everything he was saying and I didn't understand why this was supposed to be funny. Oh well. He's hot.
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He's hot. He's not drunk, he is just a dumb jock who needs to get naked.
WTF? I think he sounds good. He sounds a lot better than a drunk who speaks English as their first language. Or an idjit who speaks English as their first language, for that matter. And I love Israeli accents for some reason.
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If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Pfft. He speaks better English than a lot of Americans. I don't get the excitement ;) It's not his language, so good for him trying.
I'd way rather watch this piece of meat say anything than watch an uggo speak well, because all I'm hearing is the bed creaking.
*chanting as always*
it's not a valiant attempt at shit LMAO he sounds like he's just spewing out random English words he heard. Though most French ppl sound like that too. For a Jewish guy he's hot though
Mmmm, I don't care what you say, just do it in a gruff moaney voice... under me.
Not seeing why this is at all funny. Valient attempt to speak a second language. And he is fucking hot too.
That FU Auto Correct ad is funny...I've sent some fucked up texts from my iPhone. Fucking HATE autotext.
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Submitted by parkerj: "he sounds like anyone struggling with a second language. Okay so he does it in a weirdly confident way.. but thats because he's a total stud athlete."
Exactly!
I'll be happy to teach him English, Spanish, French and some other tidbits...Fuck it, Ill just point to my naughty regions and then to his and that's it.
From the looks of these comments, the only thing he needs to know how to say is "BUT FIRST YOU WILL BLOW ME".
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