Prince Von Anhalt Got It In The Eye
One of the rules of life is that if you're ever in the pitch black darkness, you never ever stick something in your eye without licking it first to make sure it's not going to leave you looking like you should be barking at the crew to swab the poop deck while a damn ass parrot squawks on your shoulder. Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Von Anhalt did not follow this rule and it almost cost him his eyeball.
Prince Von A-Hole's spokeswhore tells CNN that he will be wearing an eye patch for the next two weeks because he accidentally squirted his eye with Zsa Zsa's nail glue instead of Visine. Prince Von A-Hole's excuse is that "it was dark" and "it was a stupid thing to do."
This is obviously a sign. It was only a few months ago when the prince's pie hole almost went mute after a bee flew into his mouth and stung the shit out of his throat. And now he almost goes blind from his own dumbfoolery? What's next? Dude is going to stick a pair of baby black widows in his ear holes instead of headphones? Someone is trying to make sure that Prince Von A-Hole won't be able to text or talk out messages to the media. To which I say to that someone, TRY HARDER!
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didn't he pay for his 'title'? Anyway he looks like the owner of a pawn shop.
next time this fool should try the glue on his lips...this would be a great help to me...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
@Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 7:11am.
Hehe lol, that is so typical somehow, one is trying to help someone being all helpfull and ends up stapling (?) the finger.
Submitted by zinnia on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 6:50am.
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i stapled my finger a month ago trying to wrap a present for mailing at my german neighbor's house. she dragged out this busted ass stapler to ask me why it didn't work and i was like i don't fucking know let me test it out and see if any staples are jammed and failed to remove my fucking finger first that that son of a bitch went right in there. that hurt like a fucker and she poured 4 shots of jager in my coffee and sent my ass packing. it's still swollen and i think there is some kind of growth forming on my finger
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
prince von anhalt is an absolute gem and really funny guy. don't care what anyone says. i'd have him over to my house in a nanosecond talking the shit and gettin' down and shit.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
That is so weird that this comes up now, just yesterday when I came home with the eyedrops from the store, I was reminiscing about the time I ALMOST did this. Yes It was some years ago and I had the nail glue and the eyedrops in the same cupboard, and I was holding the glue in one hand and opening my eye with the other, and then I was like...wait a minute something is wrong here, just pure intuition saved my eyes! The bottles are identical.
Oh and the reason I didn't take two seconds to check what I was putting in my eye was, that I had forgotten all about the glue and had no idea that I had a bottle looking like a bottle of eyedrops that that DIDN'T containe eyedrops.
Yes I was stupid but not as stupid as the prince!
Is the Prince a homosexual?
Discuss.
This is Michael Lohan's role model fo' sho'.
The idiotic lies are spot-on.
Lindsay should be taking notes, instead of: "these aren't my pants w/drugs...alcohol musta splashed on my ankle monitoring bracelet...I was in Paris instead of court for work, need to support myself..."
.. let Frederic show her how the pros do it..
Has it been too long since I got laid, or is that a bulge I see on Prince Von A?
OMG he's wearing mom jeans. Just when you think he can't be any worse, he wears mom jeans. Die bastard DIE!
It's the Hollywood Star Wackers! They snuck into the house and replaced the bottle!
Baby black widows instead of headphones. LMAO!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 12/21/2010 - 9:36pm.
Old people can't read labels, period. As Sophia Petrillo said, he probably looks for Ed Sullivan on the TV on Sunday nights. And even more shocking, he sometimes finds him!
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I assssidentally read 'he sometimes "fondles him"...'
hehehehehehheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sorry. carry on!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 12/21/2010 - 9:36pm.
Old people can't read labels, period.
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Correction. MOST people can't read labels. Or signs either. They mostly look at the colour and then the picture.
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If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Old people can't read labels, period. As Sophia Petrillo said, he probably looks for Ed Sullivan on the TV on Sunday nights. And even more shocking, he sometimes finds him!
(Sophia tells how you know you're "old" : "Your body becomes more intuitive about the weather, and corn becomes your enemy.")
i love prince von van ahalt. he is the shit. would love to tip back a handle of popov with him. he is the shit. there ain't noboby who can smack it around and get down better and tell it like it is than price van alhalt. we do led zep one and a dozen chimichangas.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That is all.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
So, some young piece he picked up in WeHo squirted Dannielynn's father in the eye with "Nail glue." Just another weekend.
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Currently: Lamictal, Cymbalta, Klonopin.
Thats going to be my new excuse for every fuck-up.
"it was dark. It was a stupid thing to do."
fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
"Dad jeans"
Ahhhhaahhaaaaaahaaaaa
I love how he's tryna display the package in them dad jeans. Michael Lohan is JELLY H8N....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/21/2010 - 8:17pm.
It was dark. It was a stupid thing to do.
Submitted by Inigo Jones on Tue, 12/21/2010 - 8:08pm.
He's not wearing *quite* enough gold.
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Duh, ever hear of the term 'understated'...gah....;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He's not wearing *quite* enough gold.
Well it's too bad he didn't stick his mouth shut.
C'mon people, really? Eye drop bottles can be squeezed; most glue bottles can't so it doesn't squirt out too much. Not to mention that stuff stinks to high heaven; why would you not take 2 seconds to check what you're putting in your eye?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Haw haw!
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"Even Russell Crowe has a charity for the victims of his mood swings." ~ Dot Com
Wasn't he trying to prove that Zsa Zsa was still alive because her pension stopped giving money because they heard she was dead? Now he's trying to come out with putting her nail glue in his eye? This dude is shady.