Tuesday, December 21st 2010

Just Nom Nom Noming On Some Toilet Paper


When dollar sign-less Kesha strolls down the toilet paper aisle at Rite-Aid and eyes a succulent bundle of Charmin on the shelf, her stomach growls, she licks her lips and she thinks about how she can't wait to get it home and nibble on it raw. You see, Keisha is addicted to eating toilet paper and she let TLC's cameras document her love for unused ass wipes for their show My Strange Addiction. Terrence Howard is so confused right now.

You know, I've been known to nibble on raw Top Ramen noodles during an HSN marathon or two, so I can't judge Kesha, but I still can't believe she eats that toilet paper completely plain. No Lawry's Seasoned Salt, no hot sauce, no ketchup, no ranch dressing, no Fluff, no Nutella, no Molly McButter... NOTHING! Gross. If Kesha really wants to rock her world, she should Top Chef that shit by sticking a slice of ham between two pieces of tp. Or go gourmet by shoving a slice of salami between two Always pads before grilling it on a George Foreman. A maxipadnini, if you will. Seriously, eating a raw piece of toilet paper is like eating something out of Fishsticks Paltrow's kitchen. No thank you.

However, at least when Kesha does her business her toilet paper-covered shits wipe her own asshole so she doesn't have to!

via Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


It is a real disorder, called "pica." Some doctors think it is because of a nutritional deficiency, particularly iron. During the slave era, some slaves compulsively ate dirt or clay, but when they were given greens to include into their diet it stopped. It is also common with pregnant women eating ice.

It is a real disorder, called "pica." Some doctors think it is because of a nutritional deficiency, particularly iron. During the slave era, some slaves compulsively ate dirt or clay, but when they were given greens to include into their diet it stopped. It is also common with pregnant women eating ice.

jalynne's picture

Iron pills and some cotton candy, since she likes the way it sticks to her tongue. This isn't as bad as people eating their hair. hairballz

Spiffy McSpitshine's picture

Yo, I'm addicted to TP too, but that's cause I Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

She had me at "I go to the theatre to sneak a few sheets in"

Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy

sandyisdandy's picture

The pilot for this show was ridiculous. There was a slam poet addicted to shopping. Where was that trick getting mega-mall money writing poetry in NJ? There was also a chalk addict who added laundry detergent to her repertoire by the end of the special.

But plain toilet paper? Whatever. I did that shit when I was three years old (Kleenex and paper towel, too), but my Mama slapped the shit out of me until I switched over to snacking on real food.

Pat MaGroin's picture

"Please dont eat the Charmin"

Pat MaGroin's picture

When you shit toilet paper, do you have to wipe?

Ah, one of life's mysteries, like what came first the chicken or the egg.

Pat MaGroin's picture

Good Lord - Kesha should cut down on the 2-ply.

*vomits*

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Rosemary Young's picture

Reminds me of this scene from "Fat Actress" featuring Kirstie Alley calling Kelly (aka Mrs. John Travolta) for weight loss advice...!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc9YlQ0Bnu4

Ninne's picture

I saw another episode of this same show and there was this 22 year old girl who ate chalk every day. Her favourite were the white ones but she ate all colours. She also had a thing for, wait for it, pieces of cement/concrete off of swimming pools! She would just pick the pieces and eat right there.

I could not believe it my eyes. Now this, toilet paper? Yikes.

Detective_LaToya's picture

This is a pretty well known trick among anorexics who eat it in an attempt to keep their stomachs full without calories. However our girl Kesha looks like she's been eating a little more than toilet paper.
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SCLizard's picture

I am ashamed that I know this...but there was a chic on VH1's Real Chance of Love Season 2 who openly ate toilet paper. She even discussed the attributes of different brands and qualities of it.

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mike's picture

Ah, The "Learning" Channel strikes again.

ChiChiMarie's picture

she most definitely has an Iron deficiency which results in what's called a pica. She can see a dr and get iron pills to overcome it. It happens alot in pregnancy. I had it as a young child-my pica was for foam rubber. Before she finally brought me to the pediatrician, my poor mother lost half of one of her new couch cushions! lol

Message In A Bottle's picture

I'm no psychology major but I can't help but wonder if this stems from some kind of deep traumatic event?

I know during the midst of my PTSD, I ate top ramen twice a day, along with a cup of coffee. This may sound somewhat normal to an outsider but before the events, I'd NEVER touch that shit. I also had a lot of other abnormal food habits before I got this shit under control.

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What I'm more interested in is when she started this gourmet habit. Really, who looks at a roll of toilet paper and says to themselves "damn that looks super yummy!". And then eats it.

*runs screaming from 95% of the population*

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she doesn't seem too stressed out about it.

i wonder how bad for your digestive system that is?

*ponders while scooping up another delicious spoonful of vaseline"
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zomay's picture

Really?? Strange crap putting TP in your mouth.

harveyprice's picture

We used to pretend like we were cooking at the table in grade school and we'd make various "food" out of pieces of paper (cut to different shapes like food). And then sometimes... just sometimes...we'd eat that shit up.

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borg queen's picture

Submitted by I need more cowbell on Tue, 12/21/2010 - 3:36pm.
She has a disorder called "PICA". My Aunt had that when she was pregnant but anyone can get it at any time. Something about minerals in the body being out of whack.
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Thats the condition that sometimes caused pregnant women to eat chalk, right?

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M.E.'s picture

So...how many carbs in a roll of TP?

Hekki's picture

I call bullshit, too. Just like the girl who had the goldfish phobia. Just like the girl who had the nonstop hiccups.

All pathological attention seekers.

mina's picture

I guess she doesn't have to wipe her ass when she shits!

I love me some "raw" ramen noodles, too!

beb's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/21/2010 - 3:32pm.

"So, when's the episode of ther person addicted to eating shit and drinking piss? Snacking on her period raisins?"

Sucky, wasn't that your episode? :-)

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I need more cowbell's picture

She has a disorder called "PICA". My Aunt had that when she was pregnant but anyone can get it at any time. Something about minerals in the body being out of whack.

I am more woman that you'll ever have and more man than you will ever be.

I don't know where I saw it, but this hair eater had to have surgery to remove the hair from their gut. The dr.s then showed their prize collected from the stomache on the table afterwards. Someone should show that to Keisha, she'd be cured from this shit, like, forever.

Raul Duke's picture

So when bitch shits is the paperwork done? Self wiping asshole?************************************************************************************************ Butt-head: This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.

M.E.'s picture

So, when's the episode of ther person addicted to eating shit and drinking piss? Snacking on her period raisins?

Die gelangweilte Gräfin's picture

What people will do to get on tv.

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

She probably stress eats and instead of eating bon bons, she goes for the lesser calorie treat of toilet tissue.
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beb's picture

"However, at least when Kesha does her business her toilet paper-covered shits wipe her own asshole so she doesn't have to!"

LOLOL...I was thinking this while reading it! That, and, perhaps she thinks its a good, calorie-free source of fiber.

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Submitted by Preferred Username on Tue, 12/21/2010 - 3:14pm.
Even with only one eye, I think Jack doesn't believe the premise of this show. Just guessing...
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LOL - I believe there are some seriously disturbed fucks out there that are addicted to all kinds of stuff... kinda like the people that have a fetish of being SHIT. ON. however, I also think in today's famewhore "look at me I'm a goddamm freak put me on TV" society, that people embellish their "addictions" or whatever the topic may be. Which is why I can't stand watching shows like this...
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M.E.'s picture

Isn't this that issue with people who eat dirt and shit with deficientcies?

angel_i's picture

Pica. Iron deficiency. Maybe.

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boomsy's picture

Eh, better than the girl they showed eating scoops of laundry detergent...

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She isn't alone, there are really people out there who have toilet paper-eating addictions. Its a lot more commom than you would think.

There are a lot of girls on TV who are obsessed with eating chalk too, all kinds of stuff..

M.E.'s picture

This bitch has fucking issues.

onthefringe's picture

Cable, internet, etc has brought all the bizarreness front and center.

Mental illness for our entertainment.

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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g

Even with only one eye, I think Jack doesn't believe the premise of this show. Just guessing...

jack-n-the-hat's picture

I call bullshit... I call bullshit on this whole show!! I CALL BULLSHIT I TELL YOU!!!!!
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"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH

Maxipadnini!!!

*Dies*