Vince Vaughn And His Wife Named Their Baby Locklyn
Kyla Weber's vagina went through some serious shit for the second time this year (the first being Vince Vaughn's furry [you know it is] peen) when she birthed out a healthy baby girl in Chicago on Saturday morning. Kyla and Vince must've been high on placenta fumes or something when they wrote their new daughter's name on the birth certificate, because this is what one of their hands scrawled out: LOCKLYN KYLA VAUGHN. That sounds like the name of a Loch Ness monster-themed casino in Laughlin, NV.
Somewhere a future bully just smiled in his crib. People has this to say about Locklyn's birf:
Locklyn Kyla Vaughn, who weighed 7 lbs. and measured 20 inches long, was born at a hospital in Chicago, Vaughn's hometown. The actor's rep confirms the good news."Both of them couldn't be happier to welcome their sweet little girl into their family!" says a friend of the couple's.
It's a first child for both Vaughn, 40, and Weber, a Canadian real estate agent, who married in January 2010.
On a positive note, if she ever wants to open a dance studio she can name it Pop and Locklyn. But seriously, doesn't Vince know that you should stay away from names that make it easy for bullies to twist around and use it to their advantage? Although, I'd probably say "thank you" if my bullies called me Cocklyn.
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How old is this chick?
I don't think it's a weird name. It doesn't seem so out there like :
Maddox, Pax and Zahara ... those are oddball names.
And I don't like Coco either ... that's not an appropriate name for a child, that's another name for hot chocolate!!
Is it me or do all non-famous wives of famous dudes all kind of look like this chick.
And remember how white folk used to make fun of African Americans for all all the crazy names they give their kids? Well, the tables have turned. Jaden, Kaden, Locklyn - all bullshit names that guarantee that these kids will be handing over their milk money to bullies named John, Mike and Trina.
Makes me think of the Lochness Monster.
So she didn't waste any time after the wedding to get knocked up, eh... good move, cause you never know with these hollywood types.
I kind of like it. Although together with the last name... it sounds like a stripper or a high class porn star.
I knew a chick in my class named yetzaline and everybody called her listerine just making fun of her... Yeah some fucked up name...
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Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 3:33pm.
I agree. It's a huge stereotype but Hollywood and everyone else, in general, does not really care or notice if men gain weight. Men are visual and want their women beautiful. Women want their men to be good providers. Guess who mostly visits gossip websites? It is not men. Women tend to see a paycheck and guys tend to wonder "are her tits hot?"
Sad but true!
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Maybe so girlfriend, but the tables are turning and have been in motion for years now! And I am one of the biggest fighters against that shit! If some A$$hole is gonna give me shit for having a 1/2 inch of cellulite even though the rest of me is looking pretty damn good for a thirtysomething, then you better believe that I am not gonna settle for some sad sack balding personality lacking jackhole giving me grief. It's always the dumpy looking guys that are so particular, have you noticed? Why do we put up with it? This ain't the fifties. I make my own money, working on my amibitions and have maintained myself very well. Once you hit your thirties, you realize that dirty little lie men told you about women declining after 30 is just that....a huge lie. More often than not, you will find the opposite true. Women hitting their peak in their 30's and 40's and men sliding down a fast pauchy, balding hill.
So, I say to this, I am just as visual as men. And since I'm paying the bills, the least they could do is purty themselves up a bit. Get some surgery, get some hair transplants. It's either that or I'm getting myself a damn fine Native American hubby. Yeah I said it!
Step it men. We transfer the burden of maintaining your hotness you now. All that dowdiness is a real female mental boner killer.
P.S. I'm on here because of MK and the damn good company.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
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HEY, that is awesome as I am almost in my 30's, too. I am not saying that men (being naturally visual creatures) are ok or wrong for feeling how they do. They also have this older woman/MILF fantasy about fit women 30+. I'm sorry if you do not care for such labels but it is how it is :D and I don't think it's so bad. ;)
I wouldn't hate the name if it was spelled correctly. I got chatting to some woman at a party once and asked what her adorable little newborn's name was...."Merlin Foxmask" :0
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
He look like Jon Gosselin
I know someone that just had their third child. They named him Treyse. It's pretty nifty b/c now I just call them Uno, Dos, and Treyse
haha twatwaffle- i knew it. At least you are not expending energy reassuring him you won;t leave him. that happened to me too but he ended up with one of our mutual friends (someone we saw once in a blue moon) she was older, mousy and really hung on his every word. OOF!
Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 4:56pm.
Oh, i love you. So true.
Awww, I was hoping it would be named Jennifer Aloneiston Vaughn
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My nephew has a friend whose real name is Two Million. Ain't that some shit?
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
I wonder how long it will take for him to lose the baby fat. Congrats.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 4:45pm.
Isn't it the capital of the Redneck Riviera?!?!?
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Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 3:33pm.
I agree. It's a huge stereotype but Hollywood and everyone else, in general, does not really care or notice if men gain weight. Men are visual and want their women beautiful. Women want their men to be good providers. Guess who mostly visits gossip websites? It is not men. Women tend to see a paycheck and guys tend to wonder "are her tits hot?"
Sad but true!
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Maybe so girlfriend, but the tables are turning and have been in motion for years now! And I am one of the biggest fighters against that shit! If some A$$hole is gonna give me shit for having a 1/2 inch of cellulite even though the rest of me is looking pretty damn good for a thirtysomething, then you better believe that I am not gonna settle for some sad sack balding personality lacking jackhole giving me grief. It's always the dumpy looking guys that are so particular, have you noticed? Why do we put up with it? This ain't the fifties. I make my own money, working on my amibitions and have maintained myself very well. Once you hit your thirties, you realize that dirty little lie men told you about women declining after 30 is just that....a huge lie. More often than not, you will find the opposite true. Women hitting their peak in their 30's and 40's and men sliding down a fast pauchy, balding hill.
So, I say to this, I am just as visual as men. And since I'm paying the bills, the least they could do is purty themselves up a bit. Get some surgery, get some hair transplants. It's either that or I'm getting myself a damn fine Native American hubby. Yeah I said it!
Step it men. We transfer the burden of maintaining your hotness you now. All that dowdiness is a real female mental boner killer.
P.S. I'm on here because of MK and the damn good company.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 4:45pm.
Believe it or not, Destin is also the name of a tourist trap town in the Florida Panhandle. It's true!
Isn't it the capital of the Redneck Riviera?!?!?
Now I don't even think that we can use the exuse that these kids will get their asses
kicked cause of their super fucked up names since basically all the celeb kids have super fucked up names now a days. I can only imagine when one of their parents goes broke and they're forced to go to *gasp* public school. It'll be like ja'ime from summer heights high all over again...
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
Destin, like "Desitin" reminds me of the diaper cream you rub on a baby's bottom to avoid diaper rash. Totally stupid name by stupid parents trying to be original. The only worse name is "Sha'nee'qa"... I HATE people who add fuckin approstrophes in a child's name. How will she/he EVER be taken seriously as an adult in the career world? Assholes.
wouldn't be so bad if it was the traditional spelling.
I hate "creative" spellings for common names. I've found kids with names like that tend to be the biggest brats. Such as the 5-year-old who told me off because I pronounced her name "Ra-nay" instead of "Ree-nee". The attendance list said "Renee", how was I supposed to know? Just one of the reasons my camp counselor career was mercifully short.
Believe it or not, Destin is also the name of a tourist trap town in the Florida Panhandle. It's true!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 2:12pm.
A friend of my 21YO niece is named Destin. Like Destiny without the Y or Desitin without the extra I.
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Lol! Destin is destiny/fate en français, but yeah. Not much better. Still reminds me a bit too much of the beautiful and talented Destiny Hope Cyrus.
And I agree with Stoney about those Kyla/Kylie/Mikayla type names. Enough with those.
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In what country do they spell it like that?!
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Wow, I've been seriously wondering what the heck was going on in Vince Vaughn's life......NOT!
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No Hollywood kid's name will ever look bad to me after Bronx Mowgli.
Figures he married a Canadian chick. He looks like every other hockey dad I see walking into the Tim Horton's in my part of T-Dot. He'll fit right in up here.
Submitted by decorative item on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 3:28pm.
As an art teacher, I came across some amazing names. My favorites were Cafeteria, Tylonal, and Articia.
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What in the world @ those names.
He's a fat pig and she looks like a megabitch.
Vince is in all these so-called comedies, but he always looks angry.
Real names from a long-time teacher: Cashmonee, La-sha, Misty Fogg, and Lance E Lott.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 3:26pm.
He really is a huge fucking fat pig. Why the fuck don't the blogs devote time deconstructing his weight gain along with women celebrities?
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I agree. It's a huge stereotype but Hollywood and everyone else, in general, does not really care or notice if men gain weight. Men are visual and want their women beautiful. Women want their men to be good providers. Guess who mostly visits gossip websites? It is not men. Women tend to see a paycheck and guys tend to wonder "are her tits hot?"
Sad but true!
Team Don't Name Your Kids Stupid Shit.
That being said, my oldest has what a lot of CHILDLESS, BARREN-UTERUSED HENS (kidding) would consider an overly trendy name but eight years ago it wasn't.
I also have a kid with a well known Biblical name and one with a flat-out Irish name. If I had girls, they would NOT have frivolous, cutesy girls names. I love classics- Claire, Amelia, Alice.
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Everyone tries to hard to give designer names to their damn babies. Lame.
As an art teacher, I came across some amazing names. My favorites were Cafeteria, Tylonal, and Articia.
Lachlan is my sons name, but I'm not sure I like it for a girl.
He really is a huge fucking fat pig. Why the fuck don't the blogs devote time deconstructing his weight gain along with women celebrities?
Wow, y'all are harsh today. I don't have a problem with the baby's name at all. At least it isn't Banjo or Inspektor Pilot or some crap like that. They didn't name her Cherry Bomb or Luscious. Ease up, peeps.
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Huh. I like the name Locklyn. Go figure, usually I can think of something fucked up to say.
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
Putas -- thank you, hon, I agree with your assessment. Yeah, my ass was way too hot for him to handle -- he settled with the sea hag because no one was going to take her away from him. When I was with him he constantly commented on how other guys were checking me out and/or how they were interested in me; he was very insecure about it. Can you believe that sea hag is 62? And I'm only 46 -- go figure, huh?
That's not so bad plus who's to say what's a 'normal' name??
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Thank sweet baby Jesus I am not the only one that thinks parents are assholes these days for 1) giving their kid some ridic name and 2) for then spelling said ridic name with some awful combination of vowels and consonants "because they are soooooooo unique"! I hope those kids rebel one day and name their kids Sally, Bobby, Jane and Sally.
Also I hate -den -dyn -don names. Jayden, Braydon, etc. Barf-o-rama.
If you wanna see the full horror of shit people can come up with, check out this site:
http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/
And yes, Ys are abused without mercy. Some of these people are fucking insane, especially the Wiccans, hippies, yuppies and white trash.
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I know a baby with the same name, but her name is spelled LOCHlyn. Put down the hooked on phonics! It's the Lock part that bothers me the most.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 2:12pm.
A friend of my 21YO niece is named Destin. Like Destiny without the Y or Desitin without the extra I.
*seizes*
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Lol! Destin is destiny/fate en français, but yeah. Not much better. Still reminds me a bit too much of the beautiful and talented Destiny Hope Cyrus.
And I agree with Stoney about those Kyla/Kylie/Mikayla type names. Enough with those.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 2:28pm.
Stoney -- does this fit into your category -- "Kyra"? The love of my life, who is now married to the sea hag from hell, they named their daughter that. I hate that name!
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Isn't Kyra the badass slutty bitch from Mortal Kombat? Woo.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 2:21pm.
cold comfort but maybe you were too hot and he had to settle down with someone safe, dowdy and wouldn't leave him. lol. Not sure why this seems common but a lot of people have the love of their lives end up with some homely sack. Then again i don't think many soul mates end up together in the end, le sigh.
I have a special hate-on for giving kids weird names or normal names and spelling them "originally". F that! How do they expect kids to understand basic spelling and pronunciation when their own names are completely twisted around?
Two best friends had daughters this year...one is named Ambar (pronounced Amber...so why not fucking spell it right???) and other is Arden (I can't stop making pirate jokes, let's drink at the Arrr Den).
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Here's to hoping this child gets NONE of Vince's physical traits and maybe only his sense of humor. Cheers for the holidays! *takes shot*
White trash names seem to have creative spellings for 'old favorites' and a surfeit of Ys. Also loving the white trash penchant for naming their kids names they think sound money and it just makes them look cheesy and trashy. I dunno why but the rich fuckers don't tend to make shit up to name their kids- or at least people who are old money. I'm all for different names and especially people who want ethnic names to keep their heritage alive. Just no more Ashylyns, madYsyns, etc etc. It's vile. You want a good laugh go on one of those odious baby websites (like babycenter or one of those) i lurked there a bit when i was pregnant for answers to shit i needed to know but i noticed the names of the posters : MaddiSYNS MAMA, Katylyns, etc, just un fucking real.
Submitted by onthefringe on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 2:26pm.
Submitted by darlingjulie on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 1:58pm.
He once drooled on me in The Village Idiot, good times.
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Are you talking about the bar that used to be in the East Village (NYC) and then moved to 14th St.?
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Yes, onthefringe, I used to go to the one on 14th. I loved it.
Does Vince Vaughn ever not look like an unwashed asshole? I think Swingers was the last time he didn't look like he was coming off a three day beer and brats bender.