Well, She Looks Happy
While Little Lord Xenuroy looks like he just discovered a permanently hard dick that spews out growing juice, Stepford Katie looks like she just escaped from a dark underground dungeon and is trying to adjust to seeing light for the first time in months. These pictures were taken while Katie and Tommy Girl made their way into Gemma in NYC to celebrate her 32nd birthday, and he's the one dancing the glory hole jig with his face!
This is supposed to be Katie's happy time and she's looking every shade of parched, haggard and TIRED AS FUCK. Like she just wants to curl up in a dark corner and suck on an ice cube for a bit. Although, if you were about to sit down to eat dinner with Tommy Girl, you too would look like your immune system just hit the snooze button for the 10th time in a row.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM_OWaItNJM
Look at her in that video, then now and hold me, I am scared!
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Katie NEVER looks happy anymore after marrying Tom...Why Katie?
The Xenu-transformation is complete, because Holmes no longer looks like herself. Being over 10 years her senior not even I look this haggard early morning (and I was awake most of the night because of a leaking roof). It's shocking to see what living with TC does to you.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Okay, when did he get the chin implant?
Tammy needs a bra that fits, and I am still waiting for Catfood to do a sequel to "Whatever Lola wants"!
Per Katies contract:
In the event of a published marriage disillusion rumors, additional public photo opportunities will be added to the marriage illusion schedule. Efforts will be made to provide 24 hours notice however unforeseen circumstances should be expected. Additional photo opportunities do not negate the previously contracted scheduled couple showings.
In severe circumstances speaking engagements may be scheduled. Should the need arise, scripts and possible questions with suggested answers will be delivered no less that 72 hours previous to the engagement. Please see rider A for additional contractual obligations and compensation.
WOw..Katey's eyes are slipping down into Sloth's from the Goonies.
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
I don't think is as unhappy as ppl make out really. Codependent, YES probably. His 2nd wife, Nicole was *this close* to having him and their family out of the "church", but she knows better than to try.
You know Tommy ain't lettin' that bitch where any type of heels!
You know she had to fool him at the house.
She was walking around, saying she was ready, walkin' in flats and Tommy looked down briefly and paused. Then Tommy gave her the crazy eyes that he usually does, and she laughed like she promised she would always do, and told him she laughed so much that she pee'd a little. So she ran to the restroom, ya know the one without the restraints, and switched from flats to heels. She knew it would be okay, 'cuz Tommy hates waiting and was already in the car, counting the seconds he had to wait. He didn't even notice it when she got in the car, 'cuz Tommy hates waiting. Hates. Waiting.
When they arrived, she got off of the car and he took a second to prepare and ready himself with all the fakery that he could muster...and to put aside the thoughts of doing the dirty with Will Smith just one more time. He walked to her side, and flashed that Tommy grin, and noticed that she was just a bit taller. And then he was pissed. And she noticed. She knew she would pay for it later on, she wasn't abiding by the contract. But it was worth it, it was all worth it. But oh, how she would pay.
Tommy Girl is bringing the crazy eyes on big time...and she looks like she cannot wait for this farce of a marriage to be over...btw who the hell holds hands like that..it is like he is leading her somewhere...that is how you hold your grandma's hand to help her down the stairs...I mean for realz...it is just painful to watch her wither away...and he looks crazier and fatter by the day...I say end this farce and go your own way Katie for God's (or Xenu's) sake before you are in your 50's and not so hot anymore.
Going through Katie's mind: "Yes I am still with this embarrassing fuck. Shut the hell up."
And Tommy Girl: "Skipping in my heels like a pretty lady. Look how my sexy hair falls down around my face. Let's show them the big happy smile, pretty girl!"
I think she looks drugged.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Way to show off those cankles, Stepford Hag. When will this woman use some of Tom's money and hire a STYLIST? Or a costume designer. Anybody that can dress her so she doesn't look like an dumpy idiot.
And Tommy should sue the surgeon that did the hatchet job on his face.
my fucking god the last thumbnail! ok its like they're the reverse. He's the happy GF & she's the angry BF. He looks like he's gonna jump on a couch again.
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And by 30 days in jail, Judge Fox really means that she'll just have to sit in a private room at Lynwood until she rolls doubles....MK
tom obviously has an issue with his height, since he wears lifts etc. But still he choses women so much taller than him, and they always wears heels.
I know damn well what's wrong with Katie. She's PISSED. Tom was supposed to have at least another good 5 years on that face and already he's getting turkey neck. Imagine what his ass looks like. Ewwwwwwwwww. Poor thing. When you're only 32, old man ass is quiet a shock.
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
Suri must be in her purse since they never go anywhere without her. Or maybe Scientologists are shapeshifters and she IS the purse. Aaand no more cold meds for me today.
Oh god he's such a fking doof. I wonder if she spikes his drinks with miracle gro. Thinking she's making that face cause she's starting to wonder "WTF is wrong with him?" And BY GOD must he put the death clasp onto her hand? My ass would eventually be like "damn, get the fuck off me for a hot minute, fuck!" He's always locked onto the bitch if he's not carrying suri. So fking weird.
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Haggard is only half of it, this bitch looks like she's in her 40's. I guess having to pretend to be a wife to a "straight" man must age one quickly.
Is the medication and drug use some kind of rebellion to this freak and scientology in general?because in every fucking picture Katie is somewhere else,or is she being drugged on purpose,in order to be more easily manipulated?
Dude looks like Danny Devito in the last thumbnail.
I think my parents would have stepped in for a rescue if they saw me looking like that. Katie looks BEAT DOWN. Man, living with TC must be horrible...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
They are always dressed wrong for the weather and dress their freak kid the same. Any other family would have been investigated dressing a kid like that in public. Are there no people close enough to advise them on how to dress in the cold if they have no common sense?
Katie needs to hurry her time to be up. Her face says it's been up for a long time now. Her hands can't take much more pulling and squeezing.
Gemma's okay, but if they really wanted to do it up AND they were downtown, they should have gone to del Posto over on 10th Avenue.
Now that's fine dining.
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
I think the contract pays out in 5-year increments, and they will have been married 5 years in November 2011.
I vaguely recall that when he and Nicole split, each side disagreed about the date of separation, because it was so close to the 10-year mark.
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"TISSUE, PLEEEEAZE!"
Yeah, she is over it.
And I am over Capri pants - begone!
I love the tag: You In Danger Girl.
Isn't about time for Stepbot v2.0? When does her contract expire?
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
Always with the death grip, clenching clenching clenching. Or walking five steps ahead of her. He makes me retch. The last photo is SO CREEPY.
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Well, I don't know where we belong
I think we grew under a bad sun
I know we're not like everyone
You and me, we grew under a bad sun
Submitted by Anonymous Coward on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 1:41pm.
Ummm I'm not in NYC, but isn't it cold there?! Are scientologists just made to withstand the cold better than the unenlightened masses?
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I'm in NYC - yes it's freakin cold.
They are following Suri's brave example. She's such a wise old woman.
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
Ummm I'm not in NYC, but isn't it cold there?! Are scientologists just made to withstand the cold better than the unenlightened masses?
Why's Tom always gotta look so swollen and shiny like a herpe?
I hate the way he holds her hand. no dignity.
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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 12:36pm.
exactly! something in the milk isn't clean. but hmm, it's not like katie doesn't have a brain and is not financially independent. i don't really get her motivation to be with tom.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I like the pics where she's towering over Tom. Too often she is bowing her head or scrunching down in some way.
Tommy does seem to want to show off his tittays.
I don't know how she stands him. I guess she's just dumber than she looks.
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
what happened to her nose?
Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 12:28pm.
who will ever stand this old, nasty, self-centered, brainwashed midget for longer than a few years?! (nicole kidman was an exception)
I guess if the Church of Scientology is holding you hostage and threatening to send one of Xenu's acolytes to kill you, your family, and your pets if you break up with Tom Cruise, you've got little choice in the matter.
Seriously, that's the only explanation for this!
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Now when does that contract expire?? She looks like she's staggering toward the finish line.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
She's probably miserable because it is cold as fuck in NY & she is wayyy under dressed for the weather!
who will ever stand this old, nasty, self-centered, brainwashed midget for longer than a few years?! (nicole kidman was an exception)
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I love her coat.
Submitted by poo: "...The updated Top Gun jacket she's carrying to remind her public of her star status. It's like if Carmen Miranda carried around a bowl of fruit salad everywhere she went."
LOL!
He needs to leave the public eye before he totally melts. So unfair that this jerk has so much money. They just can't find enough things to spend it on. How about giving to charity not that a*swipe L Ron Hubbard?
TG's got her crazy to keep her warm.
Just LOOK at the insanity in those eyes of hers.
That awful hair straight (hee, sorry) outta 1996.
That kung-fu grip on Katie.
The updated Top Gun jacket she's carrying to remind her public of her star status. It's like if Carmen Miranda carried around a bowl of fruit salad everywhere she went.
She's wrapped tighter than a box of Little Debbie snack cakes. And is processed with more preservatives, too.
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Hekki, I like the pants - you probably looked fab.
This is the best that she has looked in awhile. The length of the pants are pefect to hide her calves & expose only her ankle. The shoes elongate her legs. ITA, the bag does not match.
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I can't deal with this commotion.
Isn't her contract about up?
she's completely wasted.
I don't blame her, I'd be doing the same if I was TC's beard.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I think she looks good here...although she's quite the amazon next to that lil' peanut
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 11:14am.
Tammy looks so tiny next to that big stinkfish-beard!
Tammy is a fortunate gay homosexual!
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Mrs Pat, I'm sensing some redundancy here. And why is Tammy fortunate?
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It may be the search for an intense aesthetic experience, for exquisite sensations...~Giusto Gervasutti
Not for all the money in the world could I cozy up to crazy and his man-tittays. Blech.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
it looks like they won't be able to keep the charade much longer.
miserable