Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Go For A Walk....
Even though the threat of getting attacked by a jealous mob of rattle-wielding Beliebers is in the airs, Selena Gomez strolled without a damn care in the world with the most famous toddler in the world in Miami today. If you checked both of their IDs, hers would say that she's 18, and Justin Bieber's would say that he's 16. CRADLE ROBBER! Chris Hansen better parachute in and put a stop to this foolery.
No, there's no need for the Beliebers to grapple over their playpens and sneak past the weekend nanny to attack Selena. Nothing is going on here. Selena is just consoling Justin and telling him to not to beat himself up over not being able to sink all the battleships (aka floating Cheerios) during potty training. That's it! Shit is platonic.
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Submitted by lea8199 on Sun, 12/19/2010 - 7:34pm.
hmmmm isnt she comitting a crime if they're actually dating??
Dating is not a crime, my friend. And many teenagers date and don't have sex.
On another note, why are they both so tiny???
awww...two tweeners going for a stroll to the mall...
i really am displeased with the fit of beiber's pants...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
He's actually more petite than she is...her shoulders are broader and I bet she could take him in a fight. That's gross.
Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 12/19/2010 - 3:32pm.
justamez. I call it.
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I was heading more in the direction of Beibena, myself.
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
What happened to that girl he was snapped kissing at the back of a car that time?
@Vegaschick,
Just holler if you want my avi.. I'm not invested in it :) LOL
Kinda, like Bieber's not invested in a relationship with a girl right now.
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
hmmmm isnt she comitting a crime if they're actually dating??
Yeah, this pic isn't staged at all(sarcasm)
And NitWitty, you hot bitch, I love the Allison Dubois avi!!!!!!
"Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 12/19/2010 - 9:42am.What you don't see is that they're coming from McDonald's Playplace"
No-it was Chuckee Cheese where I recently
had the pleasure of spending a Saturday night...
I have never seen so many screeching ill favored people and that was just the parents...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
justamez. I call it.
you know these are staged pictures because there are no other paparazzi in the background. If a mega-famous star goes out in public there will be multiple paparazzi trying to get shots. But if two famous people are captured in a private and intimate setting together it is because the publicists called one photographer and told them where they would be and when so they can get "candid" shots of the two of them together.
Of course it will backfire because Beiber fans are crazy and hate anybody they think is a threat to "their chance" of being with him. And Gomez doesn't really have many fans to begin with.
- Fern Mayo, like hold the mayo
I don't hate him, I think he's cute but unnecessary.
Hurry, Ladies! His current bid is up to a mere $1550.00 for you and two of your closets friends to meet Mr. Beiber here.
http://www.charitybuzz.com/categories/1/catalog_items/254006
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
That hair is fucking ridiculous and for the love of God, why is he wearing jeggings with what is clearly an empty dick-pouch?
#1 cause for hate...The tween next door blasting the CD at every possible opportunity. Justin's voice is cute and surprisingly autotune free, but the material is so fucking redundant. It's beyond repetitive.
Is this PR-tionship even necessary?
Submitted by evoandflash on Sun, 12/19/2010 - 11:24am.
Why all the hate? I'm not a fan, but I don't see why everyone is so negative when it comes to Justin Bieber. At least he hasn't been to jail yet.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Why all the hate? I'm not a fan, but I don't see why everyone is so negative when it comes to Justin Bieber. At least he hasn't been to jail yet.
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They're just working! That's what my kid said. She saw the pic and said: Where are they? I told her: Miami. She said: O - they're just WORKING! UGH! MOM, YER SO GOSSIPY!
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 12/19/2010 - 10:20am.
I Justin able to 'shoot' yet?
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I'm sure only his mother would know.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
I Justin able to 'shoot' yet?
What you don't see is that they're coming from McDonald's Playplace.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
all shades of disturbing.
They are just girl friends.
Submitted by de Cosmos: "...Run, Justin, RUN before she rubs her pox-ridden clam all over your body."
Bwah ha ha ha ha! I just had a visual of it. Ew.
Stinky pinky? Did Selena finger bang her?************************************************************************************************ Butt-head: This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.
I can't come to terms with the fact that I am supposed to be looking up to teenagers and 10 year olds as role models. I refuse to do it. I also can't make myself look up to anyone who does reality shows. Ugh.
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
Aww how cute, their publicists arranged a meeting and called some photogagrapers to come and take their picture at a pre arranged time. They probably even had hair and makeup people work on them before they went out.
amen zinnia, and i will have a ring side seat to watch them all crash and burn, from my cloud in heaven of course :) p.s. cool of you to catch the reference :)
@Charliehorse...So they lie and the ones perpetuating the lies and profiting the most from this flesh pedaling are their publicists, who by the way have delayed the second coming until their new wing in hell is completed..."
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Good rant :D They are probably making a whole new 8:th circle just for the HW people I am sure.
@Submitted by Emeriesan on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 5:48pm.
barf @ this Covergirl commercial style walk with cheesy grins and clothes from 10 seasons ago."
It looks like they aren't walking forward, but rather sideways...hmm the new walk?
And yeah they totally look like Tom and Kate!haha
@Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 5:36pm.
Gross!! If I were 18, rich and famous, I wouldn't be seen with Justin Bieber, just sayin'..."
Oh I'm sure you would if your soul was bought and paid for by Disney, then you would just jump when they said jump. And after that you would flash your crotch when they said flash it etc. etc.
Before I started reading these blogs I had no idea that pr people and publicists created lives for their clients and then pushed them on the viewing public as reality. I don't believe anything I read anymore. People with real talent don't have to create lives and put every intimate detail on display. What happened to privacy and minding your own business? we need to see Paris Hilton on that hideous motorcycle in that equally hideous outfit and know the misshapenness of her ass? what about christine aguilera? she's a mother for pity's sake. she needs to pose like a hooker? there is something so desperate and needy about people who constantly have to be seen and talked about and fawned over. People will not forget you if you make excellent movies or even if they think you are good looking. If you are an artist and sing and write beautiful songs you will have fans who adore you. You know, actually entertain us, which is what we're paying for. You do not have to whore yourself out and pretend to date someone or even pretend to be friends with someone.They do this because their movies suck or they are lip syncers . In other words, untalented. They are a gimmick and they want to cash is before anyone's the wiser. That's why we're taken aback when we read so and so didn't have plastic surgery when the before and after pics clearly show they did or that someone who poses naked with breast implants is the hottest and sexiest and most beautiful. please. they do it for the money and the fame and to feel loved. They are all liars and the ones perpetuating the lies and profiting the most from this flesh pedaling are their publicists, who by the way have delayed the second coming until their new wing in hell is completed. I am grateful for the comic relief I find on dlisted. The posters here are brutally honest and often hilarious. Reality actually factors in and I've even learned some new ways to swear ..Poor Justin Bieber. I hope he's not blowing all his money on the mistaken belief that his "career" will endure. I hope for his sake that someone is looking out for him. and christine aguiliera, in the name of all that is decent, close your legs.
Justin is losing the babyfat and looking really cute. The caption should read "Would you hit it?" and I would say YES!!!...in 5 yrs. :/
He's like the kid brother of your best friend you had that...uncomfortable experience with (no one reference Ice Storm).
He's 16! That's what 16 looks like. Guys go through puberty until their early 20s, hormonally.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
Justin and Selena make a great couple!
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Justin Bieber Pics
Her shoulders are broader than his.
At 16 shouldn't he start looking more like an adult man instead of Samantha Ronsen?
LesBeaver taking beard applications? Gomez is really pretty, but poor girl cannot sing. It's pitiful. Disney should not be pushing this. She wants to keep the paychecks a comin', so she doesn't date, tries to act much younger than her 18 yrs so she can stay on the Disney dole as long as possible. Considering her bff is Taylor Swift, I imagine they talk about puppies and rainbows.
Since my daughter loves Wizards of Waverly Place, I've watched this Gomez chick and I just don't get her appeal. She's cute but a whole lot of nothing special. And her videos of her singing and trying to act sexy even though she's what 17 make Paltrow look good.
He has way too much success way to young. It is not natural. He has nowhere to go but d o w n for the rest of his life.
I don't have my glasses on, but it looks to me like if someone lifted up his tee shirt, his underoos and half his non-ass would be showing over the waistband of those jeans. As if they are skinny jeans that he's trying to wear like saggys. Cuz he's all Shanty Mame like that.
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Boxers or briefs? Huggies maybe?
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 5:57pm. Looks like they would wear the exact same size.
Yeah but he probably finds her jeans sort of baggy in the crotch.
"...their mothers don't mind him because he looks the same age as their children."
No, their mothers don't mind him because there is no chance of date rape.
This looks so natural ... ... bwahahahahahaha!! Omg, LOL. I coughed out my bong hit. What I wanna know is - what's in it for both of them. More than "it's good for your (haha, lol) career" - something in writing. What is it ... waitin for the buzz
And I'm like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby ohhh
I thought you'd always be mine... mine...
Run, Justin, RUN before she rubs her pox-ridden clam all over your body.
Isn't the collective psyche (and average age) of Dlisters a little much to have to deal with Jonas Bothers and Bieber bullshit? Can't we leave all that to the big old unfunny bully by the name of Prick Hilton?
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Dark-sided!
She's on the rag.
Totally staged bullshit.
Suffering tastes so very, very yummy.
"Submitted by Few Words on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 7:35pm.
sex tape &
grainy cell phone photos
por favor"
FOR REAL! At least TRY and be the real kind of interesting, get drunk smoke weed, do something.....
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My vagina eats condoms....I mean what