Another One Of Jessica Simpson's Exes Is Getting Married
Tony Romo, whose name always makes me crave ribs and lemon-scented moisties, has joined the race to the altar with his girlfriend Candice Crawford (the pretty princess on the left), sister of Chace Crawford (the PRETTIER princess on the right). People reports that Tony and Candice have put on their hitchin' sneakers and lined up next to Jessica Simpson (and her dude) and Nick Lachey (and his chick) at the wedding starting line. Boom.
30-year-old Tony proposed to 24-year-old Candice during her birthday party at Five Sixty Restaurant in Dallas, TX last night. This is some SHOTS fired shit, because Tony proposed to Candice on her birfday and dumped Jessica on hers. If you think that's a slight drop kick to Jessica's fupa, here's the ring Tony slipped on Candice's finger. It's almost as big as the stone that just formed in Papa Joe's kidney from stressing out about getting his daughter to a "Weez Married" cover of OK! Magazine first.
But Papa Joe shouldn't even try, because I have a feeling that John Mayer is going to beat all those bitches. Don't be surprised if you see the headline: "John Mayer marries Dane Cook in a beautiful Iowa ceremony." Double fucking whammy.
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wow both girls have the same eybrows!
He'll have plenty of free time when the Cowboys sit out the playoffs.
Tony Romo looks awful.
Chace's sister is fug too.
Well done, nature. You made these two fugs fall in love and now they shall have kids as pretty as Chace Crawford.
Wtf is that on his head?
A beret or a cow patty?
You can get your ass kicked in Texas for wearing something like that.
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I hate seeing grown men in newsboy caps. Are you a man or a 1930's paperboy?
As far as the whole Latin thing goes, most prefer to be labeled Latino, unless they're from Mexico. Calling someone from a Spanish speaking country outside of Mexico Hispanic is like calling them a wetback. And people from Spain are spaniards or europeans. They don't consider themselves Latino or Hispanic.
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Submitted by kitty1 on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 3:24pm
Latino is for Latin America (which includes Mexico) and Hispanic (countries having to do with Spain).
Which one is he marrying? Romo is such a famewhore he will be out catting around as soon as the honeymoon phase is over.
Submitted by kitty1 on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 3:27pm.
I thought being Mexican is being Mexican., and being Spanish from Spain or Europe is a Latin.
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The Mexican men and women I know consider themselves "Latino" or "Latina". I've heard Spanish individuals consider themselves "Europeans", which I'm even sure what that means.
ETA - I don't know anyone from Spain, maybe others on here know.
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I thought being Mexican is being Mexican., and being Spanish from Spain or Europe is a Latin.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 1:39pm.
looks like a blue diamond...wow...i did not think he could afford something that big...does he really make that much money?
His current contract is for 6 years, $67.5 million, and he got an $11.5 million signing bonus (signed in 2007). Plus, he makes a shit ton additional off endorsements. This explains how someone who looks like a complete fucking goof is able to pull in such hot pussy.
Is being Mexican mean you are Latin???? I didn't think it was.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 11:53am.
Submitted by Kerfuffles: "Also, country-slash-beauty queen Southern blond chicks all look the same to me. I mistook Candice for Carrie Underwears for a moment..."
Me too!
My old brain categorizes all these new people and lumps them in together. Unless they have a distinctive look.
Like Vanessa Hudgens and Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez and the Kardashians who aren't Kim or Khloe.
Now I don't ever mix Kathy Griffin or Charlize Theron or Rashida Jones up with other people.
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In our defence, they're just so interchangeable...
(((HUGS AC))) Hi AC! I haven't seen you around at night, how is everything going?
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
In Mrs. Patrick Campbell voice:
Romo is a bland, and obvious, homosexual.
Does anyone have nude pictures of Homo?
HELLO CSG!
Govt_Cheese, thanks for making me choke on Pellegrino water for the second damned time today.Hussy.
Submitted by borg queen on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 11:14am.
I had no idea TOny ROmo is 1/2 mexican. His birth name is Antonio Ramiro. I love Latin men but he doesnt do it for me.
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ITA re latin men and that Romo is meh. I thought he was Mario Lopez when I first saw that picture.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Submitted by Megan_ on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 10:40am.
that girl is way too pretty to be marrying his fuggity fug ass
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She's not marrying HIM. She's marrying his wallet, mansion, and luxury skybox for Cowboys games.
someone needs to inform blondie that baby powder works great for that shine in that doll hair...
Kim Z would agree with me...Right?!?!?
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
snowphat - That ring looks very similar to the one Chestica got from Nick, only hers was round.
But yes. BEautiful ring.
mmmmmmmmmm! Jessucka's deep-fried tears taste DELISH ^_^
Oh, shit. Literally. I see a weekend of chocolates, milk shakes, cookies, sweatpants, laxatives and kleenex for Chesticles - after a call to her p.r. whore to get that congrats card out to the media.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 1:39pm
Anyway, I wonder how long before Candice finds Chace on his knees swallowing Tony's sausage.
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Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 10:57am.
Tony def has a type. She looks a lot like Carrie Underwood, no? -------------------------------------------------
Indeed! which is kinda creepy in itself since Chace dated Carrie U.
they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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looks like a blue diamond...wow...i did not think he could afford something that big...does he really make that much money?
Anyway, I wonder how long before Candice finds Chace on his knees swallowing Tony's sausage.
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they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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that ring is soooooo much better than Jessica's!
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I love how her ring pic is posted on a page with sidebar gems such as 'Faces of Meth' (now with NEW photos), People of Walmart, and Guess the Celebrity Abs...classy.
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Romo is bland looking. Big glass of milk bland. Jessica was too cute for him but pretty princess is way out of his league. IMHO.
Hugs and kisses back ya'll. XD
*considers reporting self for demanding attention*
@Sucky:
I'll just wave at you because I'm FAT. Seriously,sarcastic chat about weight usually makes me uncomfortable, but not from you. Badass. It's like stand-up comedians who can make me laugh even when their jokes are in very bad taste.
@OneLiner:
Chicks who have good looks,money and not much else tend to be exploited by men. I don't see Nick Lachey that way because he wrote most of the songs on JSimp's only successful CD. He earned that alimony.
@Jack:
So that's why I didn't see light after that hug. Silly me thought the flashlight batteries were dead.
Submitted by Kerfuffles: "Also, country-slash-beauty queen Southern blond chicks all look the same to me. I mistook Candice for Carrie Underwears for a moment..."
Me too!
My old brain categorizes all these new people and lumps them in together. Unless they have a distinctive look.
Like Vanessa Hudgens and Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez and the Kardashians who aren't Kim or Khloe.
Now I don't ever mix Kathy Griffin or Charlize Theron or Rashida Jones up with other people.
Submitted by Vern on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 11:43am.
*hugs Acow, reaches into Panty Claus's pocket*
hahahahahahahahahaaaa
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
*hugs Acow, reaches into Panty Claus's pocket*
*chanting as always*
And I agree, Chase is the prettier sister.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I predict Jessica will gain another 15lbs before the holidays are over.
Tony Romo is an insensitive ASS. He really did not have to that.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 11:10am.
Submitted by OneLiner on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 10:30am.
it must suck to be Jessica Simpson right now.....
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It will always suck to be Jessica Simpson. She's beautiful,marginally talented,marginally educated and does not seem to have a mean bone in her body.She's also quite rich.
Pretty girls with that sort of credit/debit sheet are doomed in this cruel world.
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But you know non of that matters if can't tie down a man.....*rolls eyes*
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did she steal kim zolciak wig?
*hugs A.c*
No, that is not a flashlight in my pocket.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Romo is homely as hell, and seems to be pretty dumb. Jessica was a much better match for him. Oh, well, it won't last anyway. None of them will.
Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 11:18am.
whine pout stamp foot i didn't get a hug from anyone.
*leaves thread to sulk*
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sorry, im at the office, sneaking in quick n dumb work peeps are bothering so its hard to read back or between, but much love, A.cotw. =)
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 10:29am.
Seriously, this reminds me of my SIL and her friends when they were fresh out of college. It was basically a contest among the SATC clones, of who would get engaged first. SIL came close, but she wasn't actually first. I recall a tantrum where she threatened to jump out a window if her now-hub didn't propose in the near future, because some other girl "got a ring" first. Yeah. They don't have the best marriage, but he makes serious bank and she doesn't want to give that up.
She's turning into a frustrated trophy wife.
She sounds like a hot slut nominee
whine pout stamp foot i didn't get a hug from anyone.
*leaves thread to sulk*
*omg, my beloved Mercury! quick jumps on and hugggs* =D
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
They have matching brother-sister brows! Lovely!
*runs in*
{{{{{hugs Cappy}}}}
*runs out because I don't give a shit about any of these people*
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
{{hugggs Angel}}
Been popping in for 20min bursts for the last two wks due to semester end, so I probs didn't see the shout out =( Happy Friday all!
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
I had no idea TOny ROmo is 1/2 mexican. His birth name is Antonio Ramiro. I love Latin men but he doesnt do it for me.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
How nice for them.
That ring is huge but kinda tacky. It goes great with her acrylic nails though.
I imagine marrying John Mayer would be like marrying Charlie Sheen, except replace the booze, drugs and whores with rampant douchery. I honestly can't say which one would be a worse choice.
Submitted by OneLiner on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 10:30am.
it must suck to be Jessica Simpson right now.....
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It will always suck to be Jessica Simpson. She's beautiful,marginally talented,marginally educated and does not seem to have a mean bone in her body.She's also quite rich.
Pretty girls with that sort of credit/debit sheet are doomed in this cruel world.
HAI CAPPY! (((HUGS))) (cuz I forgot the other day:)
Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 10:57am.
Tony def has a type. She looks a lot like Carrie Underwood, no?
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That's what I was thinking! But after my Blair Waldorf fiasco yesterday I figured I should just keep my mouth shut.
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