RHODC's Cat Is Still Going On About Licking Prince Hot Ginge
Cat Ommanney, the Brit with a voice as rough as a cat's tongue on The Real Housewives of DC, has already bragged to EVERYONE about how she felt the sparks of flaming hot desire jump into her body when she made out with Prince Hot Ginge years before she married her future ex-husband. Cat told the Daily Mail in 2006 and then she told the same story to Star Magazine a few months ago. And now Cat's former nanny is repeating the story again to Radar for those humans with eyes who were born within the past few months and haven't read about it yet.
Monica Herrero (more like Monica Goodbyero) worked as Cat's nanny in 2007 when she lived in London. Monica says that Cat would regularly spill the secrets of her vagina out and talked about her affair with Prince Hot Ginge (who is 13 years younger than her ass). Monica said this mess to Radar: "She would show me messages that he sent her, and she said that he wanted to take her hand and travel around the world. While I was living with Catherine a car with a chauffeur came for her twice. Her daughters would tell me, 'This is the car that Prince Harry sends for mummy.' She told me she met him because she doing interior design for him, even though I never saw her doing any work.""
Monica must have immediately written down everything Cat said to her, because she seems to remember the conversation word for word. This is apparently what Cat told her (and strangely enough, this is also what's written in chapter 3 of my fanfiction novel about PHG): "He was holding me off the floor, kissing me. I was absolutely speechless. I was against the wall, and he literally lifted me off the floor and gave me a lovely kiss which I was stunned by. It was a lovely kiss... Afterwards I didn't say anything. I was genuinely, completely blown away."
Yes, if I survived tongue touching with PHG, I'd have "I Touched Tongues With Prince Hot Ginge" tattooed on my forehead and I'd file papers to legally change my name to "ITouchedTonguesWithPrinceHotGinge K". I'd also cover my tongue with a specially made lucite case and only eat liquid foods so that the spot where PHG left his essence is never disturbed. But I'd never EVER sell the story over and over again to various tabloid sources. That's just pathetic and desperate. Have SOME dignity!
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Red hair. Pale white freckly skin. Yuck!! Double Yuck!!
Here are some more photos of this ravishing vixen. I can only assume PHG was wasted.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1339184/Prince-Harry-U-S-re...
I'd hit that ginge in a hot minute - his brother used to be cute but now he's morphing into that alien daddy of his...
13 years younger there's no way. 25 maybe but in the tens? Hell no. My guess is two things came into play, first Harry loves the booze and he LOVES blondes, he got drunk, didn't notice she looks about 50-ish and hooked up with her. Or maybe he's in to older women (it's a mummy thing)?
He must have been really, really drunk to even come close to that double-bagger.
She actually really does look like she should be closer to 23 years older than him. This is why they tell you to stay out of the sun now. She's attractive, she just... doesn't look like she's in her 30's, that's for sure.
And I found the perfect picture for MK's photoshop tools, but I find it strange that I've never seen it before today, so maybe it's been around the block before and I was just out of the loop.
http://www.towleroad.com/2009/01/uk-gay-activist.html
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/16/2010 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/16/2010 - 10:17am.
I have a friend of mine that fucked Matthew Broderick while he was here for a couple of months filming a movie and she NEVER talks about it hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
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I don't think I would talk about it either. People would think I had a schlong.
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hahahahahaha!
I heard this Cat character was a no account, criminal record having, no work visa having, grifter with delusions of grandeur. In other words, she was born to be a Real Housewife.
She must be re-telling this stale and probably exagerrated shit to raise funds since her latest hubby has already kicked her ass to the curb.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/16/2010 - 10:17am.
I have a friend of mine that fucked Matthew Broderick while he was here for a couple of months filming a movie and she NEVER talks about it hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
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I don't think I would talk about it either. People would think I had a schlong.
If PHG left his lip imprint on me then for damn sure I'm telling everyone! This pic isn't the most flattering of Cat. I actually like the bitch and her gravelly voice.
I mean I don't understand...he can get chicks WAAAAAYYYYYY hotter than this burnt up french fry. then again, maybe she was a really good lay because she was desperate to impress.
This fugly old hag wishes he were only 13 years younger. Moron!
based on her haggard mug, I'd say she is a good 23 years OLDER than him.
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they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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just 13 years younger? yeah right.
Well look at it this way...if this sea-hag can score with Prince Harry, I think we probably all have a shot at riding his royal scepter if we want to
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
This story is just plain stupid. But she was the most likable, interesting one on the RHODC.
this deserves a big Bitch Please! tag
HEE HEE Mr. Mercury!
*chanting as always*
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/16/2010 - 10:50am.
Mr. Mercury LOL it's one of MK's weird new ads! LOL
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You mean I took my pants off for nothing?
*cries*
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Only 13 years younger? HA HA HA!! Bitch, please. That saddle-bag faced twat looks like the wife of the Crypt Keeper who didn't wear sunblock. Add an extra 15 years to that lie.
LMAO at you assholes!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Mr. Mercury LOL it's one of MK's weird new ads! LOL
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/16/2010 - 10:38am.
Ever had a Cookie-gasm?
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No, but if you're handing out samples...
*cuts in to front of the line*
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Yeah, she's def got a bit of the Dina Lohan look to her.
I thought this was White Oprah taking the credit for lilo making out with PHG
*chanting as always*
Ever had a Cookie-gasm?
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Maaaaayybe she was made to watch him get budgered up the bum by another dude?? heheheh
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
GOD BLESS THE JACK-BRODERICKS
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
SUCK IT SNOWY!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Does your friend have only one eye? and is a high talker?
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
LMFAO DWM!!! No!! shocking, I know!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/16/2010 - 10:17am.
I have a friend of mine that fucked Matthew Broderick while he was here for a couple of months filming a movie and she NEVER talks about it hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
Does your friend have a penis?
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
They really need to cancel the RHoDC. It should be labeled as a sleep aid. FAughK
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/16/2010 - 10:17am.
I have a friend of mine that fucked Matthew Broderick while he was here for a couple of months filming a movie and she NEVER talks about it hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
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So he's not gay?????? Hmmm...and she doesn't talk about it? I dunno, if I had effed him, even if it was TERRIBLE...I would probably talk about it. lol...but that's just me. He must have done some pretty weird shit to her.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
mk is jealous!!!
"not so fast tom ryan..."
This chick looks like White Oprah and just as worn out.
Come at me bitch!
At first, I thought that was a picture of Jessica Simpson. Albeit a heroin junkie Jessica Simpson. Dayum!! That chick is BEAT.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 12/16/2010 - 10:03am.
It was obvious she had kissed a prince because she turned into a toad.
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^5 Har Har! LOL
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
I have a friend of mine that fucked Matthew Broderick while he was here for a couple of months filming a movie and she NEVER talks about it hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Just because someone says it doesn't make it true - Mrs. Sluttsville Depp
MK, I love hearing about your crushes on PHG and Anderson Cooper!
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 12/16/2010 - 10:07am.
Are you saying you skipped that step or he was put off by the lapse in etiquette so there was no next step? And why haven't we read your story in NOTW?
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
you'll soon get used to her looks said he
and a very nice girl you'll find her
she could very well pass for forty-three
in the dusk with the light behind her.
G& S Trial By Jury
She's only in her mid 30's? Kitty looks at least 42. She's my favorite after the dark haired cougar chick, but damn I thought she was in her 40's like the rest of the cast.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/16/2010 - 9:39am.
She kissed a prince and turned into a frog.
Which should happen if one kisses a prince known for abusing his horses.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 12/16/2010 - 9:56am.
Rules of royal etiquette dictate you curtsy and give it up.
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See that's where I fucked up. I didn't curtsey. Dammit. I missed my chance.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
It was obvious she had kissed a prince because she turned into a toad.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
Ever noticed how ALL of those people that claim to have fucked celebs go on and on about how mind-blowing the sex was? I find it a little hard to believe that all those douchebags are such wonderful lays.
Her cheesy "memories" also seem a little fishy for me: "he literally lifted me off the floor and gave me a lovely kiss which I was stunned by. It was a lovely kiss... Afterwards I didn't say anything. I was genuinely, completely blown away." WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THAT?
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
13 years older than Hot Ginge? HA!!! I'd say it's closer to 23.
PHG hits that and I get slapped with a restraining order. WTF kind of world do we live in?