The Photoshop Awards: The Kardashian's Khristmas Kard
What in the Addams Family meets Aaron Spelling cast picture meets Awkward Family Photos meets mannequin factory HELL is the meaning of this hilarious bronzer mess? This might be the best thing the Kardashians have ever done. From the young one on the left looking like a sexed up Wednesday Addams to Khloe looking like Uncle Fester with a new weave to Scott Dickhead looking like Lurch with a Patrick Bateman obsession.... BRAVO!
It's a pity that Bruce didn't get with the theme, though. Bruce looks more like Vincent the Beast after a haircut. Bruce is probably wondering why Linda Hamilton didn't show up to grab his hand and lead him down into the sewers far away from this kreepy and kooky family?
And where is the most important member of the Kardashian Klan? I'm talking about Ryan Gaycrest. He's the one who birthed the Kardashian family out of his no-no. And don't say Ryan is on the right holding Kourtney's hand. Don't insult Mason like that.
via Celebuzz (Thanks Karen, Ben, Daniel and everybody who sent in this wreck)
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I still can't figure out where and how these people derive (steal) their income. What value do any of them add to society?
We have really lost our way as a country.
This must be what they think will make them more popular and profitable but with whom? Do they really have enough fans to pay the price? The Addams Family outfits and faces are just FUNNY (not ha-ha but the other).
juleshasanstd,
Your stupidity and incredibly unwitty comments continue to boggle the mind.
Don't forget to blame Obama that it's cold outside. That damn black man had to ruin summer by introducing winter so that poor people get to wear winter coats, all bought with taxpayers dollars!!!
Submitted by kndall44 on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 3:07am.
Juvenal was right about bread and circuses.
@CandyPerfumeGirl
Yes, this pic sums up what's wrong with America.
We are Rome, burning.
...how many acres of SPANX had to die for this pic?...
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There's a whole lotta WTF going on. - But.Seriously.Folks
Haha - kourtney's baby daddy looks like the dad from twilight
Exhibit A to as why our society is so broken, so dark.
Our young women act like ho's and the men are marshmellow Obama voters.
Who do these plastic people think they're fooling?
SCARY.
I thought Christmas was supposed to be festive? These bitches look unhappy, not a fucking smile in the whole photo.
I have never, ever, ever watched this damn show. My husband has tried to turn it on a time or two at night when there's nothing on and he can't sleep. I make him turn that shit off, and tell him he needs to resort to the public access channel before he watches any Kardashian shit.
If everyone would take that stance, they'd fade away into nothingness and the world would be a better place.
And really, at Christmas time, that's what I hope for. A better, Kardashian-less world.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
They all look like a wax statute in drag or something. That little kid to the right, the toddler, looks like the little boy in Pet Semetary who walked around after he came back from the dead, in a tiny suit like that, and sliced everyone's feet with a razor. They all look like freaks. You know, a country that enables the likes of Kardashians to turn a fast buck in the million dollar range for nothing in return whatsoever is one that will soon fail on all accounts. It'll be worse than what happened to the Roman Empire.
There used to b a time where people got recognition and with it a lot of money for talent, innovation, creativity and because they actually produced something. Now you got the Kardashian-whores (and i mean all of them) be famous and rich for no apparent reason. Kim's been fucking her way to the top - all endorsed by the mama-pimp and uberwhore Kris Jenner and the worst part is everybody loves them.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Oh this is hawt in a "Stepford wives channeling the Munsters " kind of way. And yes we all know who's playing the part of "Lurch"...
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Exceeding the sum of my parts since 5:30 this morning...
I hate them all.
I love how Bruce is giving an evil side-eye. I wonder who it's intended for? I'd say Kim but she's standing in the wrong direction so I"m going with Scott Dickhead.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Nothing festive about this card. Bunch of attention whores.
The Addams family theme song needs to be playing in the background.
when I think of Christmas I always think of black clothes, blank faces and pointy elbows
When I think of family Christmas photos, I think of SMILES.
What a bunch of pretentious assholes.
OMG. They are so sexy and special. NOT
The two younger girls are straight up unattractive.
The others are average except Kim is interesting looking. I will give her that.
The little boy is cute but I'm sure he will grow up to be a real jerk just like the rest of them. IMHO
I see they're grooming the twin K's for the next generation of whores. The one standing next to Kim looks psycho.
Like how they try to make Kourtney and the douche look like a respectable family. They must have paid the photoshop elves overtime to make their unfortunate looking spawn look somewhat cute.
I love how they placed Lamar and the other dude to easily retouchable places. The inhouse family retoucher would photoshop them right off in case of a separation
I like Khloe's dress.
*ducks*
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Thu, 12/16/2010 - 8:19am.
who the fuck is the one on the left, the one with green fur and the boy on the stairs?
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That's Kendall. She's a model. 14.
The boy is Rob - that's they're brother. He used to date a Pussycat Doll or some shit - one of those kinda hos.
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
OMFG! Hilarious! The new cast of the 2010 version of Dynasty.
who the fuck is the one on the left, the one with green fur and the boy on the stairs?
OMFG! They look like goddam* aliens from outer space.
My cat's turd is way prettier than this f*ckery!
SKARY!
"Da plane, da plane!"
You so want the zoot suited munchkin stage right, aka Tattoo of Fantasy Island, to scream this..
I bet the Christmas-greeting was 'Memento Mori' in Gothic script.
Introducing the dysfunctional Royal Tenenbaums!
I would ask why Kourtney is standing so far away but she's standing next to Scott.
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Kim's dress looks like its made of spandex and was bought at an indoor swamp meet where they sell quinceanera/confirmation/party gowns.
They look like rejects from a failed, Dynasty/Knots Landing basic cable show.
They look like they just went to a funeral.
Except Kim - she got married. In Vegas. To a football player.
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
That is one scary xmas card. They probably send it to everyone they hate.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
i remember the gypsies(the bad ones) coming to town and bringing whores,and if you didn't let them read your fortune they used to cast spells on you,
i was a little kid and never understood why they were afraid of them, so as soon as i saw one I course her out , she read me like an enquirer magazine, i told her off to the point of my grandmother telling me to be quiet, but since then I knew what it takes to be a gypsy and this bitches pull that look sooo well.
Jebus; it's the fucking Addams family...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I see dead people.
@ Pearl Necklace & Anony:
Nighty noodles,hussies.
@dementa:
"Spanish Gypsy goth vibe"-perfect description.
Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 10:23pm.
OFFT:Amadeus is a wonderful film. The Magic Flute is funny-The Queen of the Night aria is amazing to hear live. Cosi Fan Tutti is the best.
I'm a very high lyric who can sing coloratura, though NOT that well.( If I scream, glass vibrates.)I was only a choir girl. The Breakdown trained for the opera & he has fascinating things to say about it. Where is that International Heaux of Mystery?
ONT: Those nasty girls might be less repulsive if their parents had bought or rented musical instruments for them. A stripper's pole in a house with young girls is too degenerate to imagine,let alone watch.
OK I'm RELUCTANTLY dragging my stank sweaty ass to the shower now, but before I go, below are just 2 of at least a dozen comments here that have me laughing my guts out, and why I'm addicted to the D! G'night, hoors!
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 7:27pm.
They look like some vampire clan.
The Slutovas of Slutovia in the Eastern bloc country of Trampilvania.
Submitted by warmislandsun on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 7:27pm.
This looks more like a velvet painting than an actual photo.
Don't these bitches know how to smile?
And little Mason totally looks like Pubert:http://www.kamarox.com/pubert.JPG
That is all.
And of course Kim K is in virginal white....who is she trying to fool?
Viva la Photoshop!
about to go to bed, but wanted to say to A cotw - the more you learn, the more convinced you will become. i could go on for hours about it, and back in the day i could, literally, have written a book. but i dont have the kind of memory to retain it all. but they did it alright.
and pearl - i doubt i can go without this place either! it gives me some of my best laughs and outrages of the day!
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The McCanns Did It
Flowers in the attic.
Heaven Leigh Casteel... LOL
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 10:38pm.
Wow, they look like an illustration for an Edgar Allen Poe story, if Poe wrote about celebwhores.
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Yes!! Don't we wish they'd contract the red death and perish ala Prince Prospero. All except for the baby, of course - he'd still have a chance.
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"I won't work my looks no more..."
Wow, they look like an illustration for an Edgar Allen Poe story, if Poe wrote about celebwhores.
I will admit that the younger girl sitting on the stairs looks decent, in that she's covered up. She has sort of a Spanish gypsy goth vibe.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 10:25pm.
pearl necklace it's true! and i am so swamped with stuff to do, that instead i am avoiding all of it and being on here even more than usual!
i am considering i might have to make NO DLISTED my new years resolution!
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oy me, too. Right now I'm marinating in my jog sweat, have one window open to Outlook with 3 items flashing that have to be done by tomorrow, gah. But NO DLISTED, hell naw, can't do it!
dayum they are already pimping the teenagers...showing off a massive camel toe...even though I truly DESPISE this famewhoring trashpile...shame on you Lamar....the one in the black pants and jacket with the kid actually looks normal....the rest pimps, ho's, and delustional porn stars....with a closeted gay or three in suits....bunch of nasty ass low life scum....that comes through loud and clear...but I hate pimp momma the worse cause she won't stop shoving this nasty std-infested whore of a daughter Kim Whoretrashian down the public's throat...can they all just die...please!!!
Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 9:57pm.
I've been meaning to tell you that your signature made me curious, so I looked up who the McCanns were.
They definitely did SOMETHING WRONG. Even more horrifying? A couple in England staged a kidnapping with the intention of receiving donations "like the McCanns did after Madeleine disappeared."