Dexter Moves Fast
If the #1 item on your cum bucket list is to hump on Michael C. Hall, then all you have to do is join the cast of Dexter and there's a really good chance you'll be able to scratch it off your list with the fake blood you used as lube to give him a handjob. Michael's marriage to his TV sister is about to be snuffed out and there are several reports alleging that the bullet came from Julia Stiles' vagina.
Michael and Jennifer Carpenter announced they were getting a divorce on Monday, but apparently he's been getting on Julia, who plays his love interest on Dexter, since at least October. That's what this semi-blind item from Lainey Gossip is whispering anyway:
I mentioned yesterday that there are a few more details about one of the recent splits announced in Hollywood this week. Turns out there was someone else: his love interest this season on his tv show. Their chemistry was so crazy and so evident to everyone that writer and producers, seeing it play out on set, actually cranked up their sex scenes to capture it for show. Her career has seen a resurgence since.Eventually the two fell in love. They were together, very close, at a Halloween party in New York this fall hosted by a famously controversial writer (this isn’t a super important detail) and those who observed them that night are not surprised now that he’s ended it with his wife.
A source also tells Showbiz Spy that Michael and Julia hung out this week and he was caught kissing her nalgas with his eyes, “Michael was checking out Julia’s butt. He seemed fine though. You would never tell his marriage had just collapsed.”
Damn. When Dexter gets messy, he gets seriously messy. One minute he's fucking his co-star in his trailer, and the next minute he's doing a scene with his estranged wife who plays his sister. And I bet Dexter didn't even bother spraying Binaca in his mouth to hide the scent of Julia's chocha on his breath! A new meaning to awkward.
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I still think he's gay.
Isn't she a lover of Scientology spaceships?
I know I'm late to the thread. But... I KNEW IT!!!
And excuse me, what ass? Julia has a face like a spastic pug, and a body that's not much better. I still kinda like her though. Atleast she doesn't speak with the ubiquitous baby voice. But I still need to see her and Erika Christianse in the same room.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults
Submitted by Bree on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 11:23pm.
Poor Deb can't keep a man, IRL or on the show.
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Well, Hall only cheated on her. He didn't kidnap her and attempt to kill her nor was he killed in the line of duty or did he try to get her brother arrested and end up in jail (briefly). Anton was the only one she really blew.
Keep on talking Benyac, haha!
It's interesting to hear about Lainey's personal life.
Sometimes the misfortunes of smug gossip bloggers is more appealing than another Hollyweird divorce.
Poor Deb can't keep a man, IRL or on the show.
Submitted by Beynac on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 8:43pm.
I think....yes...I love you, so full of snark
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"I actually kinda like Julia. She's one of those women who doesn't feel the need to affect a baby voice or whine to get her way. She seems smart. This is all conjecture but I can appreciate the non-bimbo types a lot more than let's say...Jessica Alba or Chestica or even Anne Hathaway who tries to be cute all the time. " Word! Besides this screwin' her married co-star nastiness, nothing about her ever bothered me much.
And, I know MCH played gay on Broadway and 6FU, but I never saw him on either of those. I've only see him as Dexter, and I got a total ghey-in-real-life vibe from him. So it's def not simply a case of the "he's such a good actor that he convinced us of his gaydom."
Agreed about In Bruges.
Dear Moloy,
This story was in reference from Lainey's site. Have you seen what others have posted on here and you are going to judge me? Why does it upset you so? If only Lainey would let one post the truth on her site, the I would've posted a reply on that shit site.
Just putting it out there. Take it easy honey. She's spreading information, others spread the truth.
Beynac
Submitted by coca:"I would have bet on everything that is holy in the world he was gay. Now it turns out he's a man whore for his co stars.
I'm going to the ER for a gaydar repair."
Need some company? I got some vibes like that from him, too.
Submitted by Beynac on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 8:43pm.
psssst
this aint lainey. take that shit to her site, I'm pretty sure nobody gives a fuck.
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BTW does anyone else feel as if Chris Hansen will pop around the corner and go "why don't you have a seat" every time you click on Drunken Stepfather? - messageinabottle
I think Julia is pretty but she definitely has a case of Keira Knightly piranha mouth.
MCH definitely did look very, very smitten with her in their later scenes, maybe he's not as great of an actor as we think.
Julia is an idiot. Moral issues aside, fucking your coworker's husband on set is really unprofessional. Nice job making everyone on set feel awkward. You too Hall.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 12:53pm.
I can't with Julia, bitch looks like a baby Alpaca in the face. Every time I look at her I want to knit a sweater.
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Ahahahahahahahaha!
I saw In Bruges and loved it.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Yeah, um Lainey should start concentrating more on her own marriage than on other people's business.
C'mon Lainey. Is it true your gay husband plans on attending the big bathhouse bash in town this New Year's Eve?
I know you've become very paranoid of where your husband is every minute of the day. The constant calls and texts.
You might want to check where he spends his lunch breaks from work. M2M, 1210 Granville Street, black door, stairs heading down. Then again, its a private gay men's club. You won't be allowed past the entrance.
Check his visa receipts, if they say Global69 Holdings...its happened again.
Is this the reason for your recent weight gain honey?
Karma is a bitch isn't it.
Thought he was gay and she's fug as shit....so...hmmph.
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"And as for the Paul Newman/Joanne Woodward stuff..I'll have you know that "exemplar" romance started with illegal fucky times...Joanne was Paul's mistress while he was married to his first wife. So Paul did like to eat outside"
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PN and JW were married 50 years.
And since I was not born yesterday, and it has been a long time since I believed in fairy tales, I just want to say that I can't imagine there was not any untoward behaviors over the course of half a century of marriage.
HOWEVER (and that was really my point with my original post), they stuck it out. Whatever issues they had they dealt with, they raised a family and DID NOT FUCKING QUIT EACH OTHER when things got rough or when they got fed up with the other person's antics; they kept -most 0f- their shit private and worked at their marriage. I respect that so infinitely more than the "we remain friedns and have the deepest respect for each other" BS I read every time another "celebrity" couple hits the road direction Splitsville.
I still adore PN and will until the day I die.
That's David from Six feet under!
*** what goes down, must come up ***
yeah their love scene made me incredibly uncomfortable, it was so intense.
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BTW does anyone else feel as if Chris Hansen will pop around the corner and go "why don't you have a seat" every time you click on Drunken Stepfather? - messageinabottle
And DAMNIT MCH why do you have to be such a whore!
Poor whatever her name is...right under her nose...
He has some funky taste in women.
Submitted by BlueOrchid on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 6:13pm.
Michael C. Hall is beyond pug fugly. I honestly don't get why anyone thinks otherwise.
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He's kind of the definition of jolie-laide for me. From some angles he's handsome, from others he looks sinister and like his facial features are at odds with each other. His abs are killer though.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
When i saw their little love scene on Dexter yeah pretty intense chemistry..guess it carried over irl. Wasn't there a blind item about this some time ago?
The poison is in the dose-Paracelsus
Michael C. Hall is beyond pug fugly. I honestly don't get why anyone thinks otherwise.
I would have bet on everything that is holy in the world he was gay. Now it turns out he's a man whore for his co stars.
I'm going to the ER for a gaydar repair.
And I still love MCH.
Nice. Enjoy it while it lasts, Pugface Stiles...because it won't be long.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 3:39pm.
Bahaha! A little Doakes on Dexter action would be great. "GIVE ME A KISS, YOU CREEPY MOTHAFUCKA!"
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ha ha ha ha ha shit dude, I totally saw that in my minds eye and CANNOT unsee.
As far as this match is concerned, meh...
He seems to be attracted to the least feminine types imaginable, but they all have like an intense quality to them and are beautiful in their own strange way. I think we should focus more on the fact that he's a peen passin' cheater and less on whether or not he cheated with someone "pretty enough" for him.
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BTW does anyone else feel as if Chris Hansen will pop around the corner and go "why don't you have a seat" every time you click on Drunken Stepfather? - messageinabottle
In Bruges - fucking A
With her giant haunches, JS is much more physically suited to driving a strapon into your ass then that skinny deb bitch, so it makes sesne.
potato sacks luv her face
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Yeah, I don't find MCH hot at all. I love the show Dexter though.
But it is disappointing if this is true. Shame on him.
Julia Stiles and Taylor Swift and Lemon McSquinty: What is it with this big cheeked, slitty eyed thing they have going on? Seriously, were they born looking into the sun??? JESUS!
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I don't see one thing hot about MCH. Never did. Never will.
I knew it!! I was wondering when this story would come out. I"m psycho like that. :D
Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 3:18pm.
Julia, be warned. MCH is two for two now. He'll dump you eventually for whoever shows up on his radar. (Maybe they'll bring Doakes back in a dream sequence and MCH will be all over Erik King.)
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Bahaha! A little Doakes on Dexter action would be great. "GIVE ME A KISS, YOU CREEPY MOTHAFUCKA!"
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by atlantapug on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 3:20pm.
God i need to get a part on that show so i can do fucky times with MCH.
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Bwaahahahahah! Fucky Times! That made me snort! Well played!
I loved "In Bruges"!!
And about being loyal to the woman who saw you through cancer treatment ... that doesn't matter to narcissists.
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"Sometimes the dick is so good you want to put their name on your checking account."
God i need to get a part on that show so i can do fucky times with MCH.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 1:25pm.
Now a movie that was action-y and hilarious while being serious was "In Bruges", but no one saw that.
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Weird shit, I started watching this about 15 minutes ago.
Are you hiding in my wardrobe Hekki
Julia, be warned. MCH is two for two now. He'll dump you eventually for whoever shows up on his radar. (Maybe they'll bring Doakes back in a dream sequence and MCH will be all over Erik King.)
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"Sometimes the dick is so good you want to put their name on your checking account."
So, what, there's no other women outside of his work?
He's that actor dude that hooks up with all the womenz on set....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
I always got a lesbo vibe from her, but whatever.
Stiles is definitely sexy in a "hit in the face with a frying pan" sort of way. I find her sexy but in more of an unconventional way. Kinda like sexy chicks with an overbite.
I'm surprised that so many people didn't suspect, before this, that Julia was a body snatcher and MCH was the sluttiest little slut in slut town.
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If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Patting myself on the back because I thought this when I saw their first scenes.
Well at least it's not his sister...
Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 1:06pm.
@AlohaGirl
I hate to spoil your fantasy (I love Paul Newman too), but he had multiple affairs and was a notorious boozehound. I don't doubt they loved each other, but Joanne Woodward did put up with a lot in that marriage.
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I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS. REFUSE. ABSOLUTELY REFUSE. NO. NO. NO.
This guy is Bi for sure.
Angelina, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian....I can understand the hatred.
But Julia Stiles -- shit, she's been mentioned on this site how many times?
Damn. Didn't realize so many people hated the girl.
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