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NOOOOOOOO! I was perfectly happy hating every single thing Fishsticks Paltrow produced and then she just had to go and wear this to the Cuntry Weak screening in Beverly Hills last night. It's as if Fishy grabbed onto my world, turned it upside/down and burped out everything I thought I believed in! And all because she wore an exquisite gown that says "member of Kryptonian Council" in the front and then softly leads you down a netted road of elegance to the image of Fishy's uncovered crotch gills dancing in the underwind. It's something Breathless Mahoney would've worn on her wedding day and it's beautifully perfect.
That gown's powers of sophistication and grace are so strong that I don't even care that it's on the body of a pretentious salamander-woman who always calls English muffins "crumpets" and who won't get out of bed until her morning maid slips a pair of fresh cashmere slippers at her bedside. WHY OH WHY!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and dip my head in a browser full of GOOP in hopes that I can go back to hating her ass once I come up for air.
Here's a few more of Fishy wearing the third coming of the Slut Dress at the Country Strong screening last night with Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Blair Waldorf Salad and Garrett Gimmehedlund.
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That is the most ill fitting dress in dire need of a hem job. Maybe she thought if she wore this provocative frock, we would be looking at her body and not her reconstructed face. I'm looking at the whole package and it's about a .5 on the Richter scale.
I hope Leighton Meester makes it.
Good actress in a shitty tv show :\
MK, son...of...a...bitch.
Please let me respect you in the morning, GooP and stop the fuckery that Vadge is trying to sell you. Injections do NOT make you look better.
Think "Blythe" think Blythe, be Blythe. Mom is a role model.
Mom knows better than Vadge.
Sorry--she is completely shapeless and NOT pretty.
So THAT'S what Tim McGraw looks like! Nice.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 4:19pm.
I co-sign with anyone who has pointed out that she's had lip plumping..
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Oh yeah, no question. Her real lips are completely flat. So is her ass. And her tits. I've seen pics of Goopzilla in a bikini--we all have--and she may be skinny, but she looks horrible naked. Obviously wearing stuffing up top, or maybe had implants, and the butt, well, I don't know if they sell a thong with padding, but that is NOT Goopsome's ass in that dress. Not even. Time for a trip to awfulplasticsurgery.com to see what's up. (Although Goopfest ALWAYS appears on goodplasticsurgery.com instead. Of course!!)
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Is she going through the female equivalent of a midlife crisis? Instead of buying an expensive car or dating someone half her age she's got her face worked on and is showing off the bod?
Divorce announcement coming in 3..2...
Even with all her goopiness, Gwynnie is not happy. She pretends but the plastic face tells us what's really going on.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 11:45am.
The fuck is going on with Fishy? Fiddling with the face and wearing hooker type dresses? It's so...so...inelegant of the mistres of Goop. This must be the prelude to divorce. Where is that husband of hers these days?
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Yup, I think divorce is nearing, or, seeing how Goop is too good for that, they've probably been separated, but she won't allow it to be made official.
It's like vanilla trying to be hot (but she still isn't). It makes me want to barf.
Ew, in that main pic she looks like she's saying, "I'm not wearing any paaantiees!"
Waaaayyyy too many fish scales for me. This looks like the gown the top billed stripper wears to the club's company Christmas party. Plus, the strappy dress AND the strappy shoes - HO OVERLOAD.
Bad on so many levels I don't have time to count.
WWWAAAYYY too much filler injected into her face...Madge and her must go to the same sadistic plastic surgeon and this ho-bag thinks she looks good...she looks like a generic robot...totally fake and ridic...and those fake ass cheekbones are the worse...wtf???
Whoever told this tall drink of douchewater that she's sexy was LYING. Just...ew.
I love Leighton Meester.
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I swear "Country Strong" sounds like it should be the sequel to "Walk Hard". Feels like a parody to me.
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I co-sign with anyone who has pointed out that she's had lip plumping...thumbnail #9 is proof. she's looking a little Meg Ryanesque in the mouth although thankfully, plastic surgery has improved in the 10 years since Meg's infamous trout pout, so it's not AS gross, but it's still gross. :P
Im sorry Fishy but that dress only looks good if you have good muscle tone and not when you look like a stringy piece of asparagus....
I like Faith Hill's look -shes so sexy anyway and so is Tim McGraw although I would lose the grandpa v-neck Tim....
Actually Fishys dress would look good on Blair Waldorfsalad-no?
God Fishy looks tedious to hang out with-especially now she cant move her face much-you wouldnt know if she was smiling or grimacing although in her case you could assume it was always a grimace I guess....
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Nice grill marks fishsticks.
Man alive, I loathe this entitled stick insect!!!
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I still can't get used to A) Her getting the fat injections under her eyes and cheek bones and B) Her thinking she needed it.
I thought that was Heidi Montag or whatever. Gwenneth's been hitting up Madge's plastic surgeon. Girlfriend needs to stop or she'll look really funny. These people and their plastic surgery faces. I don't get it.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 12:39pm.
Don't you guys like her shoes?
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Yes. She has the legs and height to do them justice.Those shoes are from Level 4.
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I know what it is! I was just clicking out and I had this before and after under everything...and it became so obvious...
It's her EYE SOCKETS! They get UNDER the eye filled or something...all the creases under and on the inside are gone - her EYE SOCKETS are gone! It's all smooth....and she never looked that smooth to begin with. I think the last time anybody looks like that is when we're babies. So it's making her look like an alien.
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I don't find that dress even remotely sexy. Slutty, yes. Sexy no.
What the hell happened to her face? It doesn't even look like her anymore. Which is probably a good thing in her case.
oh yeah - just checked #9, and definitely lips too. and eyelids a LOT.
and i just realized the half profile is the main pic.
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botox, cheek implants (look at the half profile shot - they are sticking OUT), and her eyelids are now considerably less existant than they were.
but i swear i think there's more. she has gone from kindof long-faced, to square-faced.
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Gwenny Gwenny Gwenny, What are you doing to your face!!??
I’ve always found Gwenny sexy as hell (considerably less after seeing these pics mind you) but if she keeps this up I’m going to have to stop stalking her.
By the way that was me hiding in your garbage can the other night...sorry about the mess and all. See you (before you see me) later.
Sweet Baby Jesus with an order of fries...WTF did this woman do to her face? Little Apple must have shit herself when she saw Mommy!
I love the dress, but she should have left her face alone. Too much work now.
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WTF @ #9. Her face is fucked.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 2:38pm.
The slut dress is doing it for me and what you said.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 2:33pm.
Fuck, Marry, Kill
Fuck- Gwyneth
Marry- Faith Hill
Kill- Leighton Meister
Why would you fuck Gwyneth and not Leighton? Gwynnie's so uptight and closed up you could probably sharpen a pencil in her.....ohhh, I see now.
I like how she's keepin it klassy with the strappy stiletto sandals, which are the Park Avenue version of lucite heels.
I used to have a bunch of dresses similar to that one...mine cost $15 at Rave...15 years ago. My excuse was that I was in my early 20s and thus, horny...and on a budget.
I'm sure she spent 100 times the amount I spent on mine but horny chic is horny chic no matter the fabric or the designer.
anyway, clearly, she wants to fuck. I can't knock the hussle. a neon sign taped to the forehead saying "PLACE DICK HERE" might have been more subtle. :P
WTH??
Did she find her husband in bed with a 19 year old, so she ran out and bought the latest robot face?
She must be going to her buddy Madonna's plastic surgeon. In a few years she'll end up with her puppet face; for now, she's settling for Heidi Montag's.
Her husband has never wanted to be seen with her public, although the spin she gives it is that they BOTH agree not to go out in public so they won't get their pictures taken together. They must have a wonderful marriage.
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Fuck- Gwyneth
Marry- Faith Hill
Kill- Leighton Meister
Gwyneth. What in Madonna hell did you do to your face? NO INFINITY.
oh please Carmen Electra used to wear shit like that 10 years ago. :P
No underwear? Yuck.
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What has she done to her face? I'm sure she has the obligatory botox but there is something else? Eye lift? Cheek implants? Fat grafts in face? Something is different!
Hey Kat, was that always your avi? I've started watching Twin Peaks again just this week. Synchronistic timing!
This dress screams at me "When biker bitches go glam."
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I'm so glad there is yet another celebrity that gets work done and then who will deny she had plastic surgery and claim her completely lineless face is all natural.
She should have just walked down the red carpet backwards. Nothing good about the front.