Antoine Dodson WAS ROBBED!
Since the editors of Time were not introduced to the nana ninja-like moves of Ginger Littleton before press time, they named one of Facebook's founding fathers Mark Zuckerberg as their Person of the Year. Yes, by "year" they mean 2010 and not 2007. Mark beat out The Tea Party, Julian Assange, Hamid Karzai, the Chilean miners and Antoine Dodson (I made that up) for BRINGING THE WORLD TOGETHER and for making me feel uncomfortable every time one of my blood relatives pokes me.
Over at Time, some commenters aren't happy about this shit. They believe the title should've went to the real-life Dr. Claw Julian Assange because he can bring down entire governments with just one keystroke. But you know, it's not that serious. It's JUST Time's Person of the Year. It's not an important title like Best Dressed 11th Grader (I was sooo close...not really) or Barbizon's Student of the Season.
And hopefully for Mark, Time's Person of the Year prize package includes a giant tube of LIP CHAP!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 12/16/2010 - 12:18am.
He looks like from another planet.
Remember "Cat People" with Bowie and Kinski?
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She was buckets
and water flouncing into them.
She was winds pouring wetly
round house-ends.
He looks like from another planet. Planet asshole.
Facebook is a huge marketing ploy. We're such suckers pouring out all that personal information. Dumb.
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I have a FB account, I had to register to see a live broadcast once. I never used it again...maybe I should.
I don't do Facebook and that picture is now seared into my brain. If I don't want to have sex with my husband all I will have to do is think of that picture.
MK already said what I was thinking anyway with the 2007 remark. Really, isn't this shit a little late?
Time was probably just worried it would be seized or blacklisted by the government if it chose Julian Assange.
This guy seems like a major asshole. And Time is like that parent who's trying to fit in with their kids. 2004 is more like. Should have gone to creepy Assange.
What I don't understand is how you can possibly have 500 friends on FB. No one knows than many people socially, nor do all of those people care about you.
I only have like 30 because my FB friends are people that I actually know and LIKE.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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I'm not on facebook nor ever will be and D-listed is the closest thing I have to an online social network.
In any case, I hate when I meet someone socially at a party and they instantly ask to "friend" me on facebook. I find it hilarious that they'd rather communicate online rather than hang out in REAL life instead.
pet peeve is when email signatures include their "twitter, facebook, myspace etc" I don't wanna fucking see my doctor's twitter page!!
its all clear to me know- Zuckerberg WAS the BEDROOM INTRUDER
he’s climbin' in your windows
he’s snatchin' your people up
tryna rape em so y’all need to
hide yo kids, hide yo wife
hide yo kids, hide yo wife
hide yo kids, hide yo wife
and hide yo husband
cuz they rapin' errybody out here.
tell me that isn't facebook's MO? go head. must be really really dumb.
So if this dude is the "person of the year" for founding facebook, what about the founders of MySpace or Hi5?. Racissssttsss.. hehe.
Seriously, people must be so fucking filled with air to award some social networking web page "founder" such title when there are other truly relevant people who give their lives to research so we lazy bums can enjoy life, are left behind. Modern times suck ass some times.
And that facebook movie is the most self-indulgent egomaniac "look at ME, I'm so important" bullshit I have heard lately. Tho it falls a few notches behind any Angelina Jolie movie.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Assange was absolutely robbed.
Did you hear that number 2 was the TEA PARTY? well, they do make me want to shit so maybe that's about right.
Mark looks like an Illuminati Annunaki alien overlord in that pic.
*hides under bed*
I wonder what those two hot twins he ripped off think of this?
fucking freckled face fug! Someone should be fired for that photo. Yuck
Isn't facebook like five years old? This magazine is sure behind the times. Like Prince said, "the Internet is dead."
assange should of had the cover.
more mag sales for them too...
Lame. Assange should have been on the cover if that magazine had any balls.
From Time's own reader poll results -
1 Julian Assange votes 382025
10 Mark Zuckerberg votes 18353
Fail.
jeebus ugly people deserve love to ya know. i guess all of you are FABULOUS looking. Plus he's worth a bajillion million dollars and that's ALWAYS attractive. yes, i'm a whore.
Moses parted the Red Sea not to long ago. Shocked he was not considered.
;)
$250 Billion or whatever the fuck he has is enough to make ANYBODY look good!
words to live by:
Never date a person that's immature enough to put all their business on FaceBook or else one day you'll be their status update.
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The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 11:22am.
Since when is a political party a "person"? Or a gang of miners?
Helicopter Ben Bernake isn't a "person" and he got it last year. He's a piece of shit.
Which brings me to what should be the "person" or thing of the year...GOLD!!!!
She's having a bad day today, but she'll bounce back like she always does. I lubz mah gold.
Some people could benefit from Photoshop...this is one of them...overall looks like a mugshot...the only nice thing is that his eye color is striking but the whole effect is fug with those hairless eyelids. A little work on those brows and mascara could do wonders for him...and lip balm yes, MK.
And this cover is 2 or 3 years too late...there's more relevant people that could have taken the crown this year. Facebook is old news.
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Slow Year.
Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 12:53pm.
A lot of ppl I dont like to this day have tried to add me, it gives me pleasure to hit DENY!
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If everyone listened to Cash, the world would be a simpler place
He is one of the reasons America needs to invest in itself and not out to some countries like China who only want to play if THEY come out ahead moneywise. We sold out our manufacturing to places like that because we though it would save money. Initially yes, but in the end an entire industry was lost, never to return and creating a vacuum in the economy.
Guys like Zukerberg amd many many Americans tap into being American (state of mind) by having a goal to make the "old world" obsolete. That doesn't mean ways we live but other countries , the old world.
The Governemnt does not want to invest in us because there is some geek in the basement of his parents home interfering with their overseas investment like oil. Meanwhile the geek is making a car run on freaking olive oil. Oil lobbyists and the governemnt don't want to hear "alternative energy". That means WTF? you mean after I whored myself out to the Arabs and others some kid is gonna tell me he's figured a way to make cars run on corn and oiive oil? Hell No! The oil lobbyists will block any ideas about that to protect their investments to the "old world" like the Middle East
I say hell no to that kind of attitude. Invest in American minds. Invest in the New World.
when i saw this cover i thought it was a story about "Aliens are here AND THEY WALK AMONG US!!!!!" before i read the small print.
Cookies should have been Time's "Person of the Year!"
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
That is a terrible photo. He's way cuter than this.
Or I'm just super horny.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Why does Time even have a poll when the editors choose the winner? They shit their pants when Julian Assange won in the polls, so they cowardly went with a safer option. Please.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Facebook truly sucks and totally invades your privacy...I regret ever getting an account cause all those bitches who I hated in high school all of a sudden want to "friend" me and make me play those idiotic games, join causes I don't give a fuck about, and tell me all about their 11,000 kids and how increidibly exciting their small town life is....regret is a word for this...but does not come close to what I feel about Farcebook. Also, my mom couldn't fit me in on her profile and for two weeks I thought she disowned me...and I fell into a deep depression...turns our Farcebook only let her put two of her offspring in not three...
Julian Assange, for all his warts, is this generation's sorely-needed Daniel Ellsberg. I can't believe TIME was so chickenshit. Definitely not newsworthy.
Team FUCK FACEBOOK. If i want my privacy violated , i ll tattoo my Social Security Number on my forehead.
My life and nobody elses is that fucking interesting that i need a constant update.
Thats how motherfuckers get the idea that they are important, friend`s requests, profile visitor counters and all that bullshit. What you have for dinner, or that your 2 year old is cutting his 6th tooth is beyond irrelevant to anyone outside your family.
I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Poor MySpace Tom, he can't get on the cover of the National Enquirer.
He has beautiful eyes. He needs mascara.
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Holy fuck Mark Zuckerberg is fug as hell. The cosmetic surgery industry is doing itself a humongous injustice by not marketing their services to men. I know more men in desperate need of having their ugly worked on than women. Mark Zuckerberg case in point.
lol WhiskeyT!!!
Status: off to touch her own boobies! where am I? FB right? this is like a dream inside a dream someone kick me!!!
Coma Caca!
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This guy needs some carmex and his eyebrows combed. LOL.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
I thought he was gay, or am I thinking of someone else who's in his 20s and a multi-millionaire... one of these website CEOs. Anyway.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 12:10pm.
Wow, that's an epically unflattering photo
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No I think that's really his face.
Puleeze. It seems this would be tied more to promoting that movie about him that anything else.
Wow, that's an epically unflattering photo.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 11:59am.
You don't know how to fake cook yet? *slathers a bagel with some cream cheese for you*
Snowy - I'm origionally from BAHSTAN. 'member? I talk like a truck driver.
And I think TV is the only dlister I've spoken to on the phone. No idea if I have some funkah accent.
Dee and make us nommy fantasy breakfasts!
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 11:15am.
I as an ASEXUAL being, enjoy Facebook. I get to fuck around but in a super protective sex kinda way. Ummmm what?
Unfortunately, "Random Play" is no longer available under the "Looking For" category.
:(
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
I KNOW WHO YOU IS TOO MONKEY!
I'm only friends with you on fb.. all my favorites. (except leenie and dog cough cough)
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I speak American english and spanglish!
Coma Caca!
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I use my Facebook page to tell lame jokes and steal social security numbers.
LOL M.E., be warned, Jack said I tawk like a New Yawk gagstah, LMAOOOOOOOOO!
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
snowphat, I know who you iz! Plus, I haz your digits for the next time I'm drunk and bored.
*MUAH*