Hot Slut Of The Day!
Calvin Tran from Bravo's The Fashion Show: Ultimate Colonic - Iman might think that she's the reigning dragon queen who brings down dynasties with her scripted words of lukewarm bitchery, but Calvin Tran is the real cunt empress who spits out balls of flaming fire while wearing a low-cut manblouse that shows off the gold-plated piece of molten coal in his chest. Just try to destroy Calvin by driving a Singer-brand stake into his heart and he'll pull that shit out and whittle it into an extravagant piece of jooree that he'll sell to you at a 200% markup. And you will buy it!
Calvin has been known to call his fellow contestants "dumb bitches" and regularly throws hot glares that make you want to slap yourself for fucking with him. Calvin is OUR kind.
On episode one, Calvin made The Soup's Joel McHale howl when he uttered the line: "Oh here go hell come."
In Calvin's world, hell be a revolving door, or something along those lines.
Calvin continued to show us that acts of fierce cuntery are alive and well in America by delivering these beautiful shiny rubies during last night's episode, which followed the contestants as they designed a gown for one of the Real Housewives:
Calvin on Teresa from The Real Housewives of NJ: "My eyes contacted right directly to Teresa. Boob hang out, back hang out. It like my kind of girl."Calvin on how he's Midas touching all over those simple bitches: "I never make balls gowns. But making clothes is very easy. For me it's like children's play. I can just the touch clothes and they become clothes."
Calvin when Teresa can't decide which dress to wear: "This is my fucking design, you wear what I tell you to wear."
Calvin to one of his teammates: "You think I'm an asshole? Your garment is so ugly, your lady don't like it..... David can insult me as much as he want, because the dress is ugly as shit."
Calvin to faux mafia godfather Caroline from The Real Housewives of NJ: "You going to make me angry very, very soon. You keep telling me like I'm a retarded. You keep lecturing me and in a few more minutes I'm going to go and throw a tantrum back, and I'm not very cute when I do that."
If you didn't lick your fingers and snap after every single quote, then you're not ALIVE!
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Hot Damn. That is some solid gold c*ntess right there.
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LOL!! Why the fk am I not taping this shit?!?? Damn, DL is where it's at. *sets up Tivo Season Pass to this shit*
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Iman seems like a cunt (lucky bitxh for being married to Bowie), but I may just watch this to see him go of on Teresa and that cunt Caroline.
That's a whole lot of bitchiness all in one place. He is definitely one of us. I may have to start watching.
But you KNOW he stole this from Suri Cruise, she says it to her Mom on the regular:
"This is my fucking design, you wear what I tell you to wear."
OMG i love that line
"This is my fucking design, you wear what I tell you to wear."
hahaha im gonna use it from now on :)
YESSSS!!!
I was waiting for Calvin to be hot slut of the day!
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"It really is the simple things in life that give you a reason to take your pants off during a work day." -- MK
I love how they have to caption him. He is a total beyotch, hope someone gives it to this bitch.
...and I couldn't stand looking at the C*nts of the OC. All the horse teeth veneers and pitched noses just looked freakish.
"Oh here go hell come" is the quote of year. Calvin is one fierce bitch. He makes the show worth watching.
i'm glad suzie wong is not shy anymore ,she lets you have it, if not ,here go hell come
(raise glass and makes toast)!!!!!!!!!!
I did love the part when when he went off on Caroline,bitch had nothing on him
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"A meatball without sauce---is that even legal?" Teresa Giudice
O - I believe he would be VERY cute throwing a tantrum back. I would like to see that:)
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If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Submitted by evoandflash on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 10:14am. lol i loved when he laid down the law for caroline. he put her in her place!
I hate that disgusting wop pig. She acts like she's someone important when no one but her dumbass family give a fuck about her. I don't know why people were so upset about Jersey Shore. The NJ Housewives and Cake Boss are way more fucking offensive to me as an Italian American.
I was laughing my ass off last night! This show is soooo much better than Project Runway. This show has balls and more balls! Caroline did look pretty hot with her hair up and in a very pretty dress that suits her figure, not like that other crap she wears. Dina looked beautiful. Poor Jacs looked like the old matron that she is. And Teresa, well Teresa will always be the original "Jersey Girl." Great show!
this is a fun show, love isaac he is getting better with age as is iman.
i find calvin entertaining, i also liked ro very much too.
the girls on the show are just wallflowers though. the rest of the divas so make up for it!!!
Calvin gave it to Mickey Blue Eyes? My new god has arrived.
"Oh no here go hell come" has been one of my go-to phrases ever since that episode of The Soup.
imagine what his mother must be like.
*chills*
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kiss my ass!
I LOVE CALVIN!
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"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
LOL, must.go.back.to watching the gay channel!
"Here go hell come" was the only episode I watched, but I loved him for that line. It says so much...so simply...so fucked up.
Yeah, anybody who can take that obnoxious mafiaosa Caroline down a peg is cool with me. This ain't Jersey, boo. Calvin will check you!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Ok, now I must watch this shit show!!
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That shit is nice. -MK
werkin wih peepuh...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Yes, he is over the top bitchy. However I loved it when he gave it back to Caroline. Notice she said nothing when he threatened to throw a tantrum.
That chest! I don't know whether to say yum or you go, girl.
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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas
Thats an anthem right there- HERE GO HELL COME!
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
He is our kind. I was thinking that last night when I was watching. I liked Iman on that stupid shit Miss Andy does too. She's rather funny.
Welcome Calvin. You stupid bitch.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I'll watch the rerun ,, funny how Cal has no problem with obscenities,LoL.cutie. :)
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"A continuous dribble of stuff we're thinking about and think you should know about." -Tony
He's one of us! I'm in love! Setting the Tivo now...
jt
I love him - every week he's like watching a really nasty queen backstage at a Vietnamese house ball!
he's serving realness bitches!!!
lol i loved when he laid down the law for caroline. he put her in her place! i can't help but to like him.
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I saw one episode of this thing and fell immediately in love/hate.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
I never thought I would be swooning at such bitchery.
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What a bitch.
I LIKE HIM!!!!!!
Reading this I'm reminded of Serge from Beverly Hills Cop.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I never thought I would be swooning at such bitchery.
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'' The Master would not approve! ''
Vietnamese parents often give their babies born here a Vietnamese name and an "American name". Like "Xiongphon" and "Chris". Or "Calvin".
"Oh here go hell come."
Another one to file away for "Caption This!"
I have never seen this show. I will be fixing this immediately.
Most definitely our kind of people.
TEAM ACTS OF FIERCE CUNTERY!!!!!!!
Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid