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log cabin lesbian! how adorable... maybe she's trying to take the school down from the inside out one frosty christian snatch at a time.

"sticks and stones and weed and bongs"

That was awesome. I don't think I'll tire of that song for quite some time.

LMAO luuuved it.

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“My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.”
-Anthony Bourdain

I live about 30 miles from Liberty, so here's two things.

1. I think I've met the kid at 1:48. Not unlikely since every weird Christian kid I know thinks they're doing a great SERVICE to the Lawd by going to Falwell's money sucking institution.

2. Lesbian conductor? Really? I'm surprised they have her. I can't imagine why she'd want to go there for any reason and I can't imagine why they'd accept her for any reason. They don't like the gays up there at all! Hopefully she's just a student teacher who couldn't find any other openings.

Ehh. Whatever. My point is, I hate Liberty and this video scares me.

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Ain't no cellphones in '69, man. I'm head to toe legit.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 3:09pm.

I don't know what is worse about that interview- her pretension and lack of self-awareness or the people in the comments saying how talented she is.

If her performance in Boardwalk Empire is any indication, there are thousands of girls just as talented on Porn Hub right as we type.

The most talented person on that show is the crazy FBI agent. He is amazing.
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I agree the FBI guy is the best and of course he has paid his dues in theater. He does not take the big roles in film but he has done a lot. He was in that crazy movie Bug with Ashley Judd and Vanilla Sky
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 3:50pm.

I hate when people call themselves an artist, it sounds pretentious. You are an actress Paz ugly thing too, to me actors are not artist, they are actors, they act, they fake emotions, just my opinion, they are not creating anything most of them are not artist in any form or way. Makes me sick.

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Of course it is art, especially the actors who are able to create characters who have complicated dimensions to their personality,like Michael Shannon, the FBI guy we were discussing above. I am guessing you have been watching/following famewhores who in my own opinion are not actors but just fame fuckers like Paz. Acting when done right is an art. "To me actors are not artist, they are actors, they act, they fake emotions," and if you think it is just about "faking an emotion" I dare you to record yourself while faking an emotion, the play back will probably be disappointing unless you have actually studied the craft and perfected the art of "faking emotions"

You can hunt around the intarwebs and find an endo that is more "thyroid friendly". A lot of endos deal mostly with diabeatus (aka willford brimley's disease) so they aren't as receptive to thyroid patients.

Hang in there though! My GP mentioned fibro as possible diagnosis before we found the thyroid and vitamin d issues.

I had no idea they were letting raging lesbians into Liberty these days. I mean seriously, could you see that conductor eating anything other than a vagina?
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You are so lame. You always disappoint me. It's kinda like our running joke, but it's really not funny.

Dammit...I just went to Trader Joe's and did a whole bunch of impulse shopping...now I'm eating peanut brittle, drinking two buck chuck, and watching Scrooged (I miss 80's Bill Murray)on AMC (?? what??). I did stock up on B-vitamins while I was there though...

and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Submitted by BettySue on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 9:30pm.
MeowMeow,
You should go find another endocrinologist ASAP! The right one can make all the difference.
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Damn right. I just fired my endocrinologist because he sucked ass. Rheumatologist, too. Keep going until you get a good doctor. They are scarce. And be a demanding loudmouth if you have to.

I've gotten hooked on "Mystery Diagnosis" lately, and I sit there yelling at the TV through the whole show. "You MORON! That MRI is worthless without contrast!" and "Why aren't they concerned about the rash?! That's not chicken pox!!" etc. The patients get dragged through so much, and lose time needlessly. Don't let bad/lazy doctors steal your life instead of saving it.

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Cause I can't work a job
Like any other slob
Punching in and punching out and sucking up to Bob
Marrying a bitch
Having seven kids
Giving up and growing old
And hoping there's a god

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 9:34pm.

*bursts into thread*
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*sneaks away from books*

*tackles Eiles; spills wine on her* {{{{huggs ♥}}}}}

*sneaks back out*

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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

That song is only funny when poor people are singing it.

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You're on your own in finding a recipe for sliced cheese.

FINE!

*hands over Heath Bar Cookie and bends over*

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

things people do for applause and a hoot.

this Bed Intruder thing and everything that came with it is so yesterday.
*yawns*
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Parents like White Oprah and Billy Ray should move to Canada where abortion is legal and Plan B is over the counter.

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 9:58pm.
ahahahhaha! Thank you, Mother! May I have another?
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Any more are going to cost ya...I may be a ho, but I'm not a cheap ho!
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

ahahahhaha! Thank you, Mother! May I have another?

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

*Smacks Leenie with week-old Gingerbread man*

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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

LOL, CSG! HAND ME A COOKIE, DAMNIT!

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 9:34pm.
*bursts into thread*
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Update from Life and Style:
Fresh from her "Caption This" victory, Leenie McM spent the next 24 hours partying naked at the Chateau Marmont...
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

Is that a gay man or a lesbian conducting this mess? And what the hell is he/she doing at Falwell's school.

Submitted by MeowMeow on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 9:23pm.
Thanks to you all -- I just made an appointment with a Fibromyalgia center here in Texas.
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MeowMeow - good for you, I hope it all works out. Keep us up-to-date on how things are going.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

*bursts into thread*
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

MeowMeow,
You should go find another endocrinologist ASAP! The right one can make all the difference. A few years ago I was diagnosed with hypothyroidism and given medicine that I took daily to treat it. About a year ago I started feeling like crapola. I'm talking constant exhaustion, sleeping 12-15 hour spells on the weekends and still being tired, no energy for anything, poor mental focus, and my body just never felt good. Not like a distinct pain but just a dull ache all over my body. I thought I was dying.

I went back to the GP who did more blood work but said my thyroid levels were still in range so I sucked it up and tried to go on. I finally went to an endocrinologist and the results thus far have been amazing. Turns out my thyroid levels were barely (like .01) within the bottom of the accepted range and my vitamin d levels were 29 (the range is 30-100 and they like people to be at least in the 50-60 area).

They upped my thyroid med and I've been taking a high dose of vit d to get my levels up. It's been about 5-6 weeks and I am seeing a small difference. I notice that I am not as "worn out" as I was. It feels like I am finally coming back to life after a long winter.

Hope this helps. Sorry for the novel but I don't want anyone to feel as crappy as I did!

Thanks to you all -- I just made an appointment with a Fibromyalgia center here in Texas.

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 8:33pm.
thanks for that Mary Catherine Gallagher!

I'l def look into it although I am VERY partial to sedating effects!
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ROFL - SUPASTAR! I like the B complex because it calms the late-night anxiety. What drives me crazy is that I'll be lying awake at 3:27 am worrying about something, but when the sun comes up, I'll realize how stupid I was for worrying. Yet the next night when I start worrying at 3:42 am, I can try to remind myself that it won't seem so important in the morning but somehow I can't seem to let stuff go. That's when I reach for the Vitamin B, which usually works. At least then I can grab a few hours sleep before I have to get up.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

Submitted by MeowMeow on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 7:20pm.

Yes, I was diagnosed with it last October. Get an appt. with a dr. that specializes in arthritis to rule that out first.

Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 8:24pm.

Stats paper done and walked it to prof this AM WOOOOOOT!! Now working on other pprs. Too much. Almost done w/ degree. I've been saying I'm getting to my papers since over an hour ago and been on here with you fine folk LOL! K, no, bboy's here and I really gotta finish the 4th paper. ♥ =D
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Go Cappy Go, get those papers done (and think of the party when they're finally finished and turned in)!

*Starts stocking bar for Cappy's grad party*
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

thanks for that Mary Catherine Gallagher!

I'l def look into it although I am VERY partial to sedating effects!
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Dark-sided!

Submitted by MeowMeow on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 7:20pm.
Well, this is random, but I trust the DListers, so I'll walk out on the edge and ask:

Anyone have fibromyalgia? I'd bet my pinkie toe that I have it, though a doctor who tested me two years ago said I didn't. Something is wrong with me -- I am worn out, achy, and in pain.
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I have never played a doctor on t.v., but blood work would be good start. I know you stated that a doctor had looked into your issue, but you can always go back or try a different doctor. Just make sure you can have your previous tests sent over to the new one. And if that does not reveal anything, then press the issue and let the doctor know how the symptoms are affecting you quality of life.
*slaps self for sounding like a pamphlet I read at the clinic*

If anyone wants to read a good book read The Unlikely Disciple by Kevin Roose. He was a Brown student who attended Liberty for a semester and wrote about it.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 7:47pm.

Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 7:13pm.
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CAPPY!
*smooches top of Cappy's head to try and soothe over-taxed brain pan*

How are you? Did you get your stats project done? I remember taking stats, I made the mistake of taking it during the summer semester, talk about a buzz kill.
*SHUDDERS*
I really should be doing something productive, but I'm enjoying a chardy and the dlisted comments. Maybe I'll throw on a load of laundry so I can rationalize my behavior in the morning.
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Miss ya girl. Stats paper done and walked it to prof this AM WOOOOOOT!! Now working on other pprs. Too much. Almost done w/ degree. I've been saying I'm getting to my papers since over an hour ago and been on here with you fine folk LOL! K, no, bboy's here and I really gotta finish the 4th paper. ♥ =D

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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

Submitted by MeowMeow on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 7:20pm.
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MeowMeow - definitely try the holistic route first, there may be a natural remedy that can help. I worked with a guy who had fibromyalgia and he said increasing magnesium helped him.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

FEW WORDS

YEP!!

Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 8:11pm.
INSOMNIA CURE:

a good fuck
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I'm feeling extremely restless - how far are you from Chicago?
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

INSOMNIA CURE:

a good fuck

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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.

RE: Insomnia
Back in my hard partying and anemic days I had a prescription for some liquid b-6 vitamin and I had to inject it. B-6 is a great vitamin but my dumb ass dropped and broke the vial so I just try and supplement now. Insomnia is a bitch though. I only drink decaf, try to limit naps, set a "peaceful" sleep environment but I still mostly need the meds. And all of the advice says things like "get out of bed and do something" if you don't fall asleep after a half hour but I can NEVER do that. I still have memories as a child of hitting my head against the pillow to try and knock myself out to go to sleep.

and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Koko and Irish - here's what I use for insomnia. It's cheap and really easy to find. It was originally recommended to me from a woman who owns a health food store, but now my grocery store stocks it. I've tried Rx's but don't like the sedating effect. If you decide to try this, let me know if it works for you.

http://www.buy.com/prod/natures-bounty-vitamin-b-complex-sublingual-liqu...

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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 7:13pm.
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CAPPY!
*smooches top of Cappy's head to try and soothe over-taxed brain pan*

How are you? Did you get your stats project done? I remember taking stats, I made the mistake of taking it during the summer semester, talk about a buzz kill.
*SHUDDERS*
I really should be doing something productive, but I'm enjoying a chardy and the dlisted comments. Maybe I'll throw on a load of laundry so I can rationalize my behavior in the morning.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

I agree with the milk, I drink scorching hot milk with cocoa and it really can send me off, as does a couple glasses of alcohol. But I have to combine them with my pill or it doesn't work. In the past 11 months, I have gone to sleep without meds twice which is really good.

But I need the damn pill, dammit.

To the fibro person, I have tons of resources for you and yes, there are holistic methods. One thing that really helps is diet. So does accupunture and massage. Start here: http://www.fmaware.org/site/PageServer and remember to go to a doc who SPECIALIZES in neuro/nerves etc and also Chronic Fatigue Syndrome as these two syndromes are often connected. Don't give up and make sure your health care providers do this for a living (specialize) or you may be wasting your time with some of the old schoolers who will tell you to take a vacation and go blonde, like that doctor told Dorothy on the Golden Girls :)
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Dark-sided!

As long as we're talking about strange weight loss tricks, I started cutting out diet soda about two weeks ago. I'm a Diet Pepsi addict, and I've found I don't crave sweets when I don't drink diet soda.

Well, this is random, but I trust the DListers, so I'll walk out on the edge and ask:

Anyone have fibromyalgia? I'd bet my pinkie toe that I have it, though a doctor who tested me two years ago said I didn't. Something is wrong with me -- I am worn out, achy, and in pain. I am on weight watchers, so I think I am eating healthy, and lately I've been pretty active (I'm moving out of my apartment, so there's lot of activity there.)

Still, I feel like hammered shit all the time, and it's affecting my relationships and my life in general. This can't be as good as it gets. An endocrinologist was not helpful at all. Any ideas for a doc who knows more about this and is open to treating the whole patient? Should I go the holistic route?

Look on the bright side: Liberty is getting kind of hip by having more minorities, not to mention a lesbian choir director.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 7:05pm.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 6:25pm.

tried that's saved my life is liquid vitamin b in sublingual form. I keep it next to my bed. I normally have to take double the dose, but if I'm having a really bad night, it works in about an hour or so. Have you ever tried it?
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YES. B6, folic, and milk, yes milk (a natural sedative due to magnesium and calcium - two of the three essential electrolytes). Wow. Funny you mentioned this (glad for all DLers input) cause this combo is what allowed me to go 90% of the week just taking the neuro anti-inflammatory. All of us have some kind of chemical re-adjustment. I hear it is what makes people ingenious, but odd, LOL.

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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 6:25pm.

Do any of you have insomnia? (as in, real insomnia, not someone who manages 5-6 hours a night).

I can thrash around all night hating life. Its like some demon injects me with speed every night and I have tried all the tricks (not watching TV in bed, white noise, no excercise within a few hours of bed etc). Runs in my family though.
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Irish and Koko, I've had the exact same thing all my life too. I also believe it's genetic because my mom gets it. The one treatment (out of every homeopathic, prescription, alternative therapy etc) that I've tried that's saved my life is liquid vitamin b in sublingual form. I keep it next to my bed. I normally have to take double the dose, but if I'm having a really bad night, it works in about an hour or so. Have you ever tried it?
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 4:23pm.
Stoney you have been warned...

do not click ----------> http://thewondrous.com/ever-shocking-chinese-boiled-baby-soup <------------- no REALLY! DO NOT CLICK!!!
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I'll bet you're hungry a 1/2 hour after eating that baby soup.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

Submitted by No Words on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 6:10pm.

The reason the HCG diet works is because you are only eating about 500 calories a day...no other reason.

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EXACTLY! I know someone doing it who swears she needs those damn drops, but they are probably just flavored water. If you are only eating 500 calories a day, you don't need the damn drops. You are going to lose weight. But hey, there's a sucker born every minute, right?

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 6:44pm.

Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 6:00pm.
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CAPPY YOU HOR!!!!!!!!!!

I need to get back to 115 pounds. Since Thanksgiving I've been an eating machine ... but since breaking my collarbone in October (I'm cleared to drive and return to the gym YAY) I've been pretty inactive.
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QUEENIE, DAMN YOU, YOU IS BEAUTIFUL, FUCK them damn few pounds! I hate the holidays only for one reason; it makes all of us eat all this shit at work, at home, at partys, ugh!

TEAM HOR! {{{hugs to QBK, good to see ya}}} K, I really must be back to my papers. I can't extend any more deadlines. *screams again*

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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

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Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 5:47pm"
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Yeah-I second what you guys say-problem is that America eats waaaay to much shit-fucking high fructose corn crap is NOT the same as sugar-its highly refined with god knows what and your fucking body cant deal with it....
The only way I have maintained my weight since I got off the coke,booze and pills maintenance diet 13 years ago is to eat whole food and we just started this year with cutting out white flour, white sugar and wheat and god my digestion is amazing-I lost weight naturally but more than that my stomach is flat-no more blown out belly...
Bottom line is if I eat junk one day,Im craving good food the next -still love sweeties and
In n out burger ocasionaly but I try to eat the real thing-no fake food -and I believe your body sorta catches up with your mind and you eat moderately....
One more thing-you have to move your ass as well so get off the couch fat asses!

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 6:37pm.

Caprica

I was sleeping about 5 hours every 60 hours and eventually nearly killed myself in the car from sleep deprived driving.

I also started to have breakdowns and hitting myself (I know I sound like a loon) and I was shaking with rapid heart beat all the time. I had periods of feeling like I was floating and got "high" from the deprivation.
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You do NOT sound like a loon; Ima admit this much with you on this public site (you fkers better keep our shit on lock), I too, beginning in Jan of this year, started the migraine episodes. With that came weird sleep patterns. Now, my system NEEDS 7 hours a night. When the migraines hit I had EVERY, no lie, symptom you mentioned. When you mentioned that shit it weirded me out cause I had the rapid heart shit, nodding off in the car and the brain was floaty all the time. I am on another sci blog, mainly physics is discussed. Well suffice it to say I had my fucking revelations/responses all put up at 3/4am. Profs, who monitored the physics blog, were writing to me asking me if I fking was a scientist. I was like no, I'm just manic now. I've been put on a new migraine med and a new strong neuro anti-inflammatory and that is working.

K, back to you... we want you around. That's for damn sure. So, pls keep w/ the sleep meds (fk it, wash it down w/ a SMALL glass of red wine if you have to, that shit works for me anyway. Just a SMALL bit of red wine relaxes the vessels and stops the internal fuckery. It sounds like you are better and I am glad of that. Took me all this year to regulate also. Now my fucking final papers are putting me back on a fucked sleep sched, but I take time off work to literally sleep. It's that bad sometimes. Not as it was earlier this year, but still gotta be on top of it. Glad you're better.

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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 6:00pm.
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CAPPY YOU HOR!!!!!!!!!!

I need to get back to 115 pounds. Since Thanksgiving I've been an eating machine ... but since breaking my collarbone in October (I'm cleared to drive and return to the gym YAY) I've been pretty inactive.

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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley