Open Post: Hosted By The Christmas Carol Version Of "The Bed Intruder Song"
Here's the choir from Jerry Falwell's conservative Liberty University toasting to the holiday season by singing out a version of the Gregory Brothers' "Bed Intruder Song." So to recap, the ethereal golden seahorse known as Antoine Dodson delivered an impassioned monologue about his sister's almost rape to the local news, which became a viral masterpiece, which was turned into the Auto-Tuned "Bed Intruder Song", which is now being covered by Christian students. Is that the secret equation that unlocks the apocalypse?
I should be pondering this question, but I'm too busy falling seriously in love with the conductor. I know love is dying, but hopefully it will give me this one last moment before it goes.