Monday, December 13th 2010

Nicolas Cage Brings The Theatrical Drama To A Club Fight


Nicolas Cage made a $360k payment towards the $14 million he owes the IRS so he should've been filled with happiness and rainbows of relief (sarcasm), but instead he was filled with RAGE when he exploded all over his friend outside of a club in Romania the other night. Nicolas is in Romania shooting the sequel to Ghost Rider. Cameras caught Nicolas RAGING his plugs off during some kind of screaming fight with one of his friends.

When Nicolas mixes the sweet nectar and hot anger, he turns into William Fucking Wallace! I mean, who shouts "I thought we were brothers, man!" and "I'll DIE in the name of honor" during a stupid bar fight?! I'm surprised he didn't shout "YOU SIR ARE A COWARD!" before dramatically exiting stage left ala Laurence Olivier. You can take the wireless headset off the WoW nerd....

I swear, Nicolas Cage is probably the best dude to go to the renaissance faire with. Dude is serious about his medieval dramatics. The only things that would make this clip better are a turkey leg to chew on and a wench to grope.

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Erika_Leigh's picture

ohhhh damn i wish they subtitled it in english i could only catch some phrases. but i heard a guy with a romanian accent tell him to get in the fucking car lol. it looked like he was yelling at the asian chick in the group

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 12:40pm.
Too bad he wasn't wearing gloves so he could dramatically snatch them off and slap that dude with them. That woulda been hot.
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LOL for real.

Good thing he didn't draw his dueling pistol, things could've gotten ugly.

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Mr.Know It All's picture

Saw the For Sale sign on his home in New Orleans and it made me very sad, still does thinking about it. It was so lovely.

Fow what it's worth, Mr. Pitt did build some wonderful homes in NOLA.

If these celebs would/could just think of someone else.

The only movie I evha liked hime in was that thing with Cher. He was the pizza guy, sexay then.

CarmenElectrical's picture

he's a no talent shitface

I thought Johnny Depp was going to be helping him with his IRS debt. I guess I was mistaken. What cage needs to do is sell a ton of his shit, to lower his overall outgo & free up some cash; nobody needs 6 homes, 16 sports cars, etc. Then, once he's out from under, he needs to live on a budget. A huge budget, obviously (he still gets $10 Million/picture), but a budget none the less...

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Bitingontinfoil's picture

"When hairplugs attack!"

Is that any way for Superman's dad to behave?

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Bitingontinfoil's picture

"When hairplugs attack!"

Is that any way for Superman's dad to behave?

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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
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Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 12:59pm.
OurMissC!! OMFG! Hahahaha! Is that Janice from Dr. Drew Rehab?!? LMFAO!!

I don't really know where it's from. I just stumbled across it on the interwebz. Glad you like it though!

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Vermithrax's picture

Woooo!! Drinkin'!!!! Woooo!!

Mrs. F.'s picture

Submitted by hotmess119 on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 4:15pm.
"Say, H.I., who wears the pants in this family?"

Isn't Nic a bit old for this shit? I mean this is some vintage 1991 sorority girl can't handle her liquor and throws a tantrum sort of fuckery. I cannot with you, Mr. Coppola Cage. ***You exist only in the movie "Raising Arizona" and nowhere else.***

YES SO TRUE! I suffered through many NC movies after that one, because he was SO GREAT in that and everything else he's made has been PURE CRAP (I'm looking at you, "It Could Happen to You"!).

shandi's picture

Does this really surprise anyone? He's always been a prick. An ugly one at that.

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I'm picturing this rant in his Peggy Sue Got Married special teen helium voice and blond pompadour. It's much better that way.

hotmess119's picture

"Say, H.I., who wears the pants in this family?"

Isn't Nic a bit old for this shit? I mean this is some vintage 1991 sorority girl can't handle her liquor and throws a tantrum sort of fuckery. I cannot with you, Mr. Coppola Cage. You exist only in the movie "Raising Arizona" and nowhere else.

Juno604's picture

Just another drunky drunk drunk douchebag. Surprise.

IrishFury's picture

"Don't touch me if you want to live!"

I see a Mexican soap opera in his future.
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Whatever's picture

How the heck does he keep getting to make really shitty sequels?

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

I don't see anything

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

I don't see anything

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Celebrities are overgrown babies with no adult responsibilities (they have "people"), so they just act retarded.

christine the hoff's picture

Give this motherfucker a midol.
remember people, he comes from hollywood royalty.that says a LOT. he's unbreakable.
but man, and they call women bitches...

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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.

Hey, Nic...if you *really* want to punish your friend, force him to sit through your performance in "Vampire's Kiss".

Twenty-two friggin' years after seeing that and I'm *still* being punished mentally.

boomsy's picture

Stupid computer trying to post twice...grr

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Ugh. Double post.

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I love the look on his friend's face like, Oh no not this thespian shit again.
I bet it was over some trivial shit too. Like he didn't save his seat when he went to the bathroom or he ate all the free peanuts.

Few Words's picture

"hark the heralds
angels sing
glory to the newborn king"
-Nic Cage, lost audition tape "Charlie Brown Xmas"

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azgirl's picture

Nicolas Cage has to have the best agent in Hollyweird. I can't believe how many movies this man gets in. And he gets sequels to shitty movies! Unreal.

OurMissC's picture

Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 12:59pm.
OurMissC!! OMFG! Hahahaha! Is that Janice from Dr. Drew Rehab?!? LMFAO!!

I don't really know where it's from. I just stumbled across it on the interwebz. Glad you like it though!

And you're thinking to yourself, "I know who's getting a 98 cent gift certificate to the 99 Cent Store this Christmas!" - MK

A lot of celebrities are irrational idiots and this is typical behavior.

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Nitty: I was watching it the other night, I hope she kicks that Rachel Fuckitals azz!

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 1:08pm.

Submitted by boomsy: "Is it just me or does he seem like he's headed for David Carridine land? "

Now that you mention it... TOTALLY!
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NitWitty's picture

Snowy, have you caught her in Celeb rehab yet? Bwhaha..Also, get my Ian down from your wall..That poster belongs back in my closet :p**

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stake_spike's picture

They're making a sequel to Ghost Rider? That movie sucked.

I could barely make out what he was saying.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by boomsy: "Is it just me or does he seem like he's headed for David Carridine land? "

Now that you mention it... TOTALLY!

snowpiece's picture

it must be from I'm A Celeb get me outta here? no?
(Miss C's avie)

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NitWitty's picture

OurMissC!! OMFG! Hahahaha! Is that Janice from Dr. Drew Rehab?!? LMFAO!!

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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.

Don't forget Raising Arizona was a Coen Brothers movie. They could have gotten a good performance out of almost anyone. Holly Hunter, on the other hand, was perfect.

snowpiece's picture

OH yeah, I love him in Moonstruck, see I really did used to like him before he went insane

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OurMissC's picture

He was cute in Moonstruck. Still not bad as long as his wig is ok.

And you're thinking to yourself, "I know who's getting a 98 cent gift certificate to the 99 Cent Store this Christmas!" - MK

Sluttsville's picture

Angelina & Nicholas both starred in "Gone in 60 Seconds", which pretty much sums up where their careers are heading.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

No appletini thrown in the face? Psh.

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Slurpee's picture

Whenever I see him this phrase always pops to mind: "Son, you got a panty on your head."

NitWitty's picture

I'm surprised (not really) that he can't pay off that IRS with the proceeds from this "The Chinas" video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0i4vRcLGcg

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swarm-of-locusts's picture

If he paid more than the minimum instead of going shopping all of the time he could put a real dent in that 14 mil tax bill of his. His wife hit a golddigging fail with that one; he is disgusting and she is obviously in over her head with him.

Few Words's picture

nic cage + angelina jolie = OSCAR GOLD

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boomsy's picture

Is it just me or does he seem like he's headed for David Carridine land?

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Ugh, "Ghost Rider 2". As if one wasn't bad enough. Cage was so wooden in that I kept wondering if his wig was fire-retardant in case he got too close to a match.

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Secret Original's picture

O Hollywood Whackers, where art thou?

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 12:40pm.
Too bad he wasn't wearing gloves so he could dramatically snatch them off and slap that dude with them. That woulda been hot.
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hahahahahahahahahahaha SO GHEY!!!
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