Sunday, December 12th 2010
This Is Our Future, Part 13
And here's a little clip from Maury that reminds us all that 2012 isn't that far away and society is going to go out with a BANG! 13-year-old Cel’andrea (Ironically, that sort of sounds like the name of a birth control and herpes simplex drug in one which has been banned from the FDA and can only be found in certain pharmacies in Algodones, Mexico) tells Maury that she sends naked pictures of herself to boys and that SNOOKI is her idol. Yup, we're fucked.
It's a good thing that Hairspray took place in the 1960s, because Cel'andrea is exactly what Tracy Turnblad would look like if it was set in the Jersey Shore era.
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So the male dominated media who spend their evenings getting lap dances at strip clubs sell us "celebrities" like Paris Hilton, Snooki and the Kardassian sisters in order to keep women in their place. Which is with their legs spread like a damn hotel for every man that shows interest, giving lap dances, stripping, with the number one priority to sexually please men. In other countries women are forced to wear burkhas. In America girls are being groomed 24/7 to give men exactly what they want. And it's working.
Best Thing About Being a Parent:
Unconditional Love.
Worst Thing About Being a Parent:
Working 24/7.
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If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by Aspasia on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 2:41pm.
You ever notice how there are never any fathers present on these "problem girl child" shows? I'd bet my bottom dollar these women -or the majority- are single parents. These girls seem to be devoid of any male influence in their lives and are desperately trying to um, fill the void any way they know how.
You just verbalized my worst fear for my daughter. I'm terrified that I will have to get married again just so she can have a father figure.
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I went through that phase...and thinking like that was the beginning of the end of my sanity. In the end, I learned I had to figure out how to BE the father figure rather than FIND one. We did get lucky tho, and she does have a father figure...I just have no husband figure:( But it works! So I'm not complaining.
I'm also giggling at myself becuz - well, this father figure doesn't live here and - sometimes, my being the father figure amounts to: "You know, if you had a father he would tell you to be nice to me (leave me alone, do what I say, etc)!" ;p
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If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
nice...her house was egged & pickled!
If this was my kid, I'd drag her by the hair and throw her in the shower and ground her azz.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:50pm.
All I can say is that being a parent has many rewards and failures and in the case of your friends sister who killed herself, I'm sure her parents ended up beating themselves up for it.
I don't think I could live with myself knowing that I didn't do everything I could to prevent such a tragedy from happening.
Submitted by get serious on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 11:41pm.
I have been saying for years that whores like parasite hilton, kim whoretrashian & snooki being allowed to slut it up on TV without showing any consequences of their leg spread sluttiness would cause problems with young impressionable kids; especially since these whores tailor their TV sluttiness to kids. Here we now have proof...
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
I have been saying for years that whores like parasite hilton, kim whoretrashian & snooki being allowed to slut it up on TV without showing any consequences of their leg spread sluttiness would cause problems with young impressionable kids; especially since these whores tailor their TV sluttiness to kids. Here we now have proof...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:50pm.
{{{{{hugs to Beakers, my fellow piscean if I remember from the beginning of this year, right?}}}} Haven't been on as much due to final papers and office work.
Alls I got to say is LOVED 'my so-called life' LOVED IT! and the Golden Girls show also!! The other show I loved about the close, strong family with teens was Joan of Arcadia. Whenever sci-fi channel has marathons, I tivo it. Interestingly my daughter also loves MSCLife and Joan of Arcadia!
I definitely have a fondness for shows that reinforce strong parents.
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:31pm.
I love you, cappy! It took me a long time to realize how awesome my folks are,but I didn't see it that way growing up. I remember being 13 or 14 and wondering why I always had the second earliest curfew of my friends and why my parents always had to know where I was going and who with and what we were going to do when we got there and why did they have to get on my case when my grades slipped. I was jealous of my few friends that were "cool" and had "cool" parents who let them do whatever they wanted and let them stay out as late as they wanted and let them have parties and bought them booze and didn't care if they smoked or did bad in school. One "cool" friend in particular that I thought was lucky at the time turned out not so lucky since her sister committed suicide at 15 and she ended up pregnant in grade 8. When you're young and dumb, you don't get it until you grow up and realize how lucky you are.
It makes me think of My So-Called Life when Angela thought Rayanne and her mom were so cool, meanwhile Rayanne would complain to her mother wondering why couldn't they have a real dinner at the table like a "normal" family. Mani was right in that they want rules and boundaries and it's a parent's job to be the unpopular one to enforce them.
The other thing I think about with parenting is in The Golden Girls when Michael moved in with the girls and was borrowing money from Dorothy. Rose said that in the animal kingdom the parent teaches the baby to be independent and to survive on their own, humans are the only ones who think it's their job to take care of the child their whole life. Sorry for the long ass post!
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:31pm.
Cofuckingsign. My daughter is only 17 months, but I hope that I have the strength to be the kind of parent she needs. Same for my son. *bows to you*
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You'll be alright; just be consistent and fair. My daughter is my only one (and I had her at 18) and I attribute not having another cause it was so hard to focus on the one child. You are right when you said strength. In this society with reality shows and quick fame and poor examples all around us, all a kid has left is their parents to speak and show them the REAL truth of life. Sometimes I wish she'd become a DLer (no, I don't lol, cause she'll see the mess that I post) so she can speak for herself how I was. We fking laugh about shit now. Let me add something hilarious...I recently opened FB for me about three months ago cause I was being haggled for over a year by my RL peeps. I told my girl I was now on FB and she's like 'friend me!' so I do. Well I see she had this one provocative pic and, within 20 mins I posted to her wall 'what is that pic?! better represent right girl! and she writes back "omg, wait! let me delete some stuff; some stuff you won't get, but maybe i need to delete stuff oops" To me that shit was funny, how this 20 year old still values whatever input I have. You'll be fine though, Hotmami. More importantly, aaaawwwww about your 17 month old!!! I remember those days and, damn, I miss when my girl was little. Enjoy it =D Time flies.
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
What a disgrace.
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:31pm.
Cofuckingsign. My daughter is only 17 months, but I hope that I have the strength to be the kind of parent she needs. Same for my son. *bows to you*
This little girl on Maury needs some counseling by Grandad Freeman.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:18pm.
LET my daughter do some shit like this. A thirteen year old only needs a celllphone to call their parents.
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Caught my daughter at 16 using the cell (which I finally bought her at 15) to send semi-raunch txt one night. Went the fuck off is an understatement. Suffice it to say she hated me (silently, cause I would have cracked her one if she said some shit to provoke me) for two months. I also, that night, called the family of the boy she was writing to. I threatened action if he did not stop. He stopped. I went to her school the next day and confronted him to make myself doubly clear. My daughter is 20 now. She respects the hell out of me (and elders), works hard, does not believe in 'milking' any system and has not gotten into trouble thus far. She knows I don't play, but I've always been fair and empathetic. I've heard it straight from her mouth (and she is VERY independent and strongwilled) that she admires and appreciates that I was the rock in our single parent family. I know that girl hated me from 15 to 17, but FUCK IT, hate all you want I WEAR THE FUCKING PANTS AND HAVE EARNED MY WAY, KID, YOU HAVEN'T. These kids need to be told "sit the fuck down; this is how it is going to be..."
TEAM DO YOUR JOB BEING THE ROCK OF REASON WITH THESE FUCKING SELF-ENTITLED TEENS.
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:11pm.
First of all, I want my kid to have a cell phone,but guess what? There's no camera, no texting, no internet, none of that shit. It's only for calling,that's about it. Oh it's prepaid too
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THANK YOU !!! Seriously, I don't have kids but working with them I tell you many (NOT ALL) will whip em'out during school and use them inappropriately and then bitch and moan or fight aggressively instead of turning them off. And the parents will back them up, even when school policy states they are not to be used during classes (unless emergency--but really, taking pictures of the answer key to a test or filming a scared substitute are not an emergency).
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by CuriouserAndCur... on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 1:09pm.
Please, please, please let that segment end with the little tramp getting sent off to bootcamp.
Or not. Those places are inhumane. And that's putting it mildly.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Seriously, my mom would have killed me long before it could get this bad.
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Submitted by Aspasia on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 2:41pm.
You ever notice how there are never any fathers present on these "problem girl child" shows? I'd bet my bottom dollar these women -or the majority- are single parents. These girls seem to be devoid of any male influence in their lives and are desperately trying to um, fill the void any way they know how.
You just verbalized my worst fear for my daughter. I'm terrified that I will have to get married again just so she can have a father figure. Her real one doesn't seem to want the job. Anyway, this chick will probably be back in a couple years looking for her child's father. And she will insist that she is correct because the baby and the father have the same gums.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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LET my daughter do some shit like this. A thirteen year old only needs a celllphone to call their parents. Nothing fancy. Shit, I'll get my daughter one of those big ass phones from the 80's before I get her ANYTHING with a camera.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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First of all, I want my kid to have a cell phone,but guess what? There's no camera, no texting, no internet, none of that shit. It's only for calling,that's about it. Oh it's prepaid too.
I'm 41 years old, my mom's 78 and 4'11 and I'm still scared shitless of her.
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I can't say what is the best or worst thing about parenting. It varies with each child that i have.
I will say this...
From day one, if you threaten to do something, do it. If you say "Johnny, if you kick your feet again, I'll take away your toy" DO IT. Don't give another try, don't keep threatening. Follow thru. Kids will learn that you don't mean it and will not take you seriously. This is a hard lesson to learn, and hard to do. Seriously, kids are cute, you don't want to make them sad and have them throw a fit. But do it. Make them learn from as young as possible that you mean what you say.
2 yrs ago, when my daughter was 11, she made a webpage (while at school) that talked shit about another girl. ( a girl from a bad home with a whore for a mother, a girl who needs love, not bullying) I had to take away daughters $400 Orlando field trip as punishment. It hurt me to the core to have her miss such an important event, but she had to learn that her behavior had consequences. People couldn't believe I would do that instead of take away her computer time or something small. She hated me for a good 6mths. And I'm ok with that. She needed to learn that I will not tolerate such from a child of mine.
I've watched this a couple more times and the mom is half smirking the whole time. I mean obviously Maury is fake but as many others pointed out...why would you let you're kids be a part of this mess?? There is so much wrong with the insta fame/film everything no matter what/look at me/I need to be looked at generation I could write an epic novel (poorly written of course).
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Yeah, couldn't watch it. Maury has been doing this brain-dead crap for so long. It's bringing him the bucks but I'm surprised his brain still functions.
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Ha! The dlisters on here just reinforced a belief that I've always had and parented this way. A child EXPECTS to be punished in some way when they do wrong. When a parent lets kids get away with murder it leads to confusion and a feeling of apathy for the child. Just look at Dina-lindsay! She let Lindsay do whatever the hell she wanted with no consequences...Lindsay if she becomes well will start to resent and hate her mother for it.
If your going to accept being a parent BE THE DAMN PARENT!
This is Suri Cruise once she hits puberty.
Um, this girl looks 8 years old. Anyway, I'd send her to juvie for sending out naked pics of herself. Apparently (and I only learned this from Degrassi, ha!) even if it's pics of your naked underage self that you are sending out to other underage brats, you can get in trouble for child porn. Teach the brat a lesson she won't forget!
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 6:38pm.
i hear that! omg i would have been beat to death. there is no reason any teenager should have a computer with internet access in their room. NONE. nothing good comes of that. ever.
and good for you with the cell phone issue. i don't either see a reason why a 13 year old would need one.
Submitted by Raven on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 6:32pm.
part of the issue is ... parents give these kids everything. my grandson who is 6 has a TV in his room, DVD, video games, access to use the computer (and get on line) whenever he wants. a cell phone is coming.
Totally agreed. If I was 13yrs old and my parents found out I was using cell phones/the internet to send naked pictures of myself to people, not only would I have been grounded FOREVER, but I'd have that shit taken away and if given back way in the future, it would have been closely monitored. My 13 yr old wants a cell phone because all his friends have one and for the life of me, I can't figure out why a 13 yr old would need one. Needless to say it isn't happening.
part of the issue is ... parents give these kids everything. my grandson who is 6 has a TV in his room, DVD, video games, access to use the computer (and get on line) whenever he wants. a cell phone is coming.
will someone tell me why these kids need all these things?? they don't. they have learned to disrespect everyone and everything because there are no limits for them.
these girls ... ugh. kids today scare me.
Parents: What are the best and worst things about being a parent?
I'm thinking of starting to try for kids in maybe 4 years, and I'm not a fan of kids in general, honestly. But I do really really love certain kids, so that makes me feel that I'd like having one or two of my own someday. The thought of it all scares the shit out of me, so I want to do lots of self-preparation/work before I have any of my own. I'm just curious to hear because you guys are intelligent people who probably view parenthood in somewhat similar ways to me.
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Maury has been doing the kinderwhore beat for long enough that I would love for him to revisit some of the girls he had on that are now adults and see how all of their bratty bullshit worked out for them.
That bitch needs a good hard slap and so does the mother. The day I let my kid go out looking and acting like Snookie...kill me, please
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Okay People, I've been a Dlister for years, but I rarely comment. This shit just really pisses me off! Part of me wonders with the way that piece of shit mother is just sitting there if they think that this could "lead to stardom". The major part of me wants to spank the living shit out of that child and take away all her toys, and lock her in her room for a month as well. I raised 3 boys that got their asses cracked maybe a total of 5 times because they knew when I said to knock it off, or NO, I meant it! My oldest is 35 now and he says when I give "the look" it still scares him!
Submitted by BonnieG on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 2:08pm.
As a former horrible teen girl, I can tell you that what is needed is for the parent to PARENT the child. My mother just let me take control of the situation and gave a half ass attempt to stop me. I ask her to this day why she didn't put her foot down (figuratively and literally) and she says she didn't want me to hate her. And that she had other things going on in her life (a man). I have a 13yr old daughter. I'll be damned if she acts like that. She can hate me all she wants. She'll love me for it when she's my age. We're not here to be their friends...and that's what is wrong. I have had parents tell me that they don't tell their kids no because it upsets the kids....
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I totally agree with all of this - my mother did the same, but not becuz she didn't want me to hate her; she assumed she could do whatever she wanted to me and I'd never hate her (she was wrong).
But I just hate it when people assume that a friend wouldn't put their foot down too. My mother was anything but a friend to me - and, in the end, she didn't guide me cuz she just didn't care all that much. And, to be really honest, she just didn't know how.
You can be a friend and still be a parent. A friend who thinks your behaviour is unconscionable walks away from you - a friend that is also your parent sets you straight. It's friendly to make sure a person isn't successful in the ruination of their own lives, no matter what it takes. And yeah - they might hate you for a minute but, when you're doing something out of love, your kids feel it - even if they hate what you're doing.
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If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Let's get to the real question: who's the baby daddy?
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my only question is how would Snooki feel about this. would she take a look at this little mushroom pixie and be proud?
yes I saw that very same Maury episode the other day and commented on Open Post that I wept for the future. :P
What's so amazing about the malleable and shape-shifting teenage years is that by the time the heifer in the video turns 17 she'll likely be back to working for good grades, dressing like a hipster, and so completely mortified by this footage that she's praying it doesn't affect her reputation in her favorite esoteric indie/punk band circle of snotty friends. I pray that's what happens to her.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
The mother could START by not buying her kid shit, like that fucking hideous hair. Then again, the mother has some shiteous locks going herself. Take away the hair, the clothes, the computer, cell phone...jeez, there are so many ways to punish this kid, just by taking things away from her.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Why do these parents choose to parade their kids on a shit show instead of *gasp* seeing a counselor or therapist? I'm sure the kids feed off the angry ass audience booing and hollering at them. I'd be pissed, too.
ITA...the kid must have had parental approval to be on this show! What kind of parents would let someone do this???...oh wait...Dina,Billy Ray Cyrus...ok forget it!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Why do these parents choose to parade their kids on a shit show instead of *gasp* seeing a counselor or therapist? I'm sure the kids feed off the angry ass audience booing and hollering at them. I'd be pissed, too.
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Not making excuses, but it's not always easy to get kids in to see a therapist. I live in a rural area, and the only place that had mental health services for kids was almost full up. Plus, we didn't have insurance at the time. It was a nightmare. There aren't enough mental health services in most places, and the ones that are in existence suck. But I do agree therapy and counseling are the way to go. It was a godsend for my daughter. She wasn't quite like that, but she did have a mental disorder. I think that girl is just depressed.
I am curious, how many people here think this and other similar shows have guests that are actually "real," that is, they behave in the way in which they present themselves in these themed episodes? I'm having a hard time believing MiniSnooki is actually real.
If she is, I'd say, hey, let Darwin prevail as we watch her drive herself into the ground, but unfortch, it's all of us who pay for her welfare. God I just wanna smack these smug brats upside their weaved heads, real or not.
You ever notice how there are never any fathers present on these "problem girl child" shows? I'd bet my bottom dollar these women -or the majority- are single parents. These girls seem to be devoid of any male influence in their lives and are desperately trying to um, fill the void any way they know how.
Can't watch this vid. Won't watch it. I just end up frustrated because I want to slap the shit out of both the teens and the parents. God bless all the good Dlist parents who are smart enough to not allow this to happen to their kids.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Why do these parents choose to parade their kids on a shit show instead of *gasp* seeing a counselor or therapist? I'm sure the kids feed off the angry ass audience booing and hollering at them. I'd be pissed, too.
This and the Willow Smith story make me wonder what's going on with parents these day - they don't seem to want to parent anymore. (Not all parents, of course, but the crappy ones are so visible.)
what, I wanna be snooki when I grow up, too..
Ha, jk
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