Saturday, December 11th 2010
Piers Morgan's CNN Show Will Be Completely Madge-Free
Piers Morgan is still months away from taking over Lizard King's suspenders on CNN, but he's already putting bitches on his blacklist. Madge must've kidnapped, murdered, skinned, blended and spread one of Piers' puppies all over her face (extremely possible), because he never EVER wants to interview her. Piers tells The Hollywood Reporter (via Showbiz Spy) that his new show is thirsty for Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan, but not Madge:
“She is so boring. She is too vegan for TV. We have Lady GaGa now so Madonna is banned from my show.”
SHOTS FIRED! With all due respect to Piers' cuntified words, I'm pretty sure that Lady CaCa was actually born as a growth on Madge's taint that later fell off and mutated into the alien pop star we know today. So if it wasn't for Madge's taint, there wouldn't be a Lady CaCa.
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Hey Piers...three words for you: "The Weakest Link".
Ten years ago that abrasive Brit yenta was the hottest thing on American television. Now you have to hunt to find people who even remember her or the show. A similar fate awaits you as you try to out-Cowell your competitors with stage managed cuntiness. Eurotrashiness unleashed upon the masses. Joy.
'Abrasive Brit yenta' is my phrase of the day!
I hate to break it too this Piers Morgan, but he's even more boring than Madonna.
Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 6:24am.
Too vegan?? One day the whole world will be vegan and he won't have anyone to inteview and then we can say goodbye to him.
Huh? I guess you'll be waiting a long ass time to say good bye to him.
Personally, I do not give a fuck about Larry King or Piers Morgan. But I am seriously giving a fuck about the piece in the ivory mantilla on the right of this picture...who is that and what part of that dude did she tickle to make him pull that face?!
How uneducated and ignorant someone has to be to call a person "too vegan"?
@ Bananaya, but you never get old, right?
CharlieHorse, you're totally right. LK shows respect for his guests... but this loudmouth not even for talented superstars... What an embarassing comment! He should keep his trap shut.
God. Piers has enough collagen in his face to build an entire cow.
Those ads of Larry King walking away from his show fit right in since he's bowlegged enough to straddle a bus.
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Not because of the comment. WILL NOT WATCH THIS SHOW.
I'm sure Madonna is devastated by this news...
so not a fan of madonna so cant believe i'm saying this but @ piers-
BITCH PLEASE!
this guys ego is as big as madonnas but at least she has some talent to back it up (even though she grates on my nerves at times) he grates even more and there are many many more people who are wayyyy better presenters!
'Fuck her superiority complex and desperate attempts to stay young.'
WORD. And she looks like crap. Nothing uglier then someone in her 50's trying to look like they're in their 20's. YOU STILL LOOK OLD.
People went on Larry King because he didn't ask hard questions or even know what his guests did. His show was the entertainment equivalent of tee-ball for the guests, who got an open forum, without rebuttal, to promote.
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
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Submitted by Poopshit: "Music is dead and Lady Gaga is proof. it's like the sixties never happened."
Shut up, troll. You sound like those old fogies when Elvis, The Beatles, and The Stones came out.
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Ya. This manufactured disco-pop-video garbage is just like the Stones. You tasteless know-nothing lemming tard.
Hey Piers...three words for you: "The Weakest Link".
Ten years ago that abrasive Brit yenta was the hottest thing on American television. Now you have to hunt to find people who even remember her or the show. A similar fate awaits you as you try to out-Cowell your competitors with stage managed cuntiness. Eurotrashiness unleashed upon the masses. Joy.
I am sooo over Mad Madge as well, but I hate all celebutards anyhow....I watch Bill Mahr's Real Time cause it deals with our fucked up world and the asshole politicians that run it...and I actually learn something...most talk shows and hosts are dull as dirt and so are there guests...
Not only is Madonna too vegan but she is so stupid. (Actually, that would be reason enough just to have her on the show and make her look as stupid as she is.) I believe at one point she tried to get Guy Ritchie help her sell the idea that Kabbala water healed AIDS. She looks horrible, the pictures from the Mexican gym opening shows how that. She should retire gracefully but she is way too much of a narcissist for that.
I went to one of her shows once and was so disappointed by it, yes it was great to see someone iconic but she was obviously a very, very good lip syncher. She was so desperate to look like she wasn't that she had a power outage worked into the show to make it look like none of it was recorded, only she messed up and you couldnt hear her singing (we were fairly close to the stage) when everything went "quiet".
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Spare the viewers Mel and Lindsay, neither of them is able to speak the truth and their excuses for their past behavior are all about denial. They have a few things in common, they are both drunks, they try to blame their difficulties on others and they are both publicity whores.
Too vegan?? One day the whole world will be vegan and he won't have anyone to inteview and then we can say goodbye to him.
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I like Piers! I think it would be much more fun to watch him than dust-farting corpse Larry King. As for Madonna, I like her music, but have no interest in listening to her banal discussions of kabbalah, yoga, vegan diets...blah blah blah. He probably doesn't want to interview her because he knows all the interesting topics would be "off limits" if she were to appear. Fuck her superiority complex and desperate attempts to stay young. I hate watching interviews....they are always so "ass-kissing" and journalists aren't allowed to ask the interesting questions.
This guy has a death wish...He hasn't even begun his new job and he's alienating a star of Madonna's luminescence? I watched one season of celebrity apprentice and trump hauled this guy's sorry butt on at the end to insult people and be nasty. If this is the tone his show will take only morons of his own ilk will watch. When Larry leaves, the cachet and fans leave with him. Say what you want about LK, he had a very watchable show and he respected his guests. Mature people liked that about him. You don't have to be 100 to appreciate good manners and a man who does his job well. i know there were several better options from which to choose to replace Larry...IMO Morgan should not have even been in the running.. Maybe trump paid Larry big bucks to take him off his hands...ugh... another show i will never watch again...Whoever took this photo of Morgan captures his insipidness perfectly....
Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 1:42am.
Second that. "Ray of Light" was phenomenal. She surprised me big time with that one.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I don't think Madonna is going to lose much sleep over this. Mr. Morgan better worry about getting guests in general. Larry King is an Icon at CNN and tv talk, people did his show for who he is and his power in the media. Piers Morgan has a lot to live up to.
I can't remember a time when I actually gave a fuck about what Madonna was doing. Other than that one interesting 90s album of hers, "Ray of Light," I don't think I've paid any money to listen or watch anything she ever did.
I watched "A League of their Own" mostly because Tom Hanks was surprisingly good as a drunk crazy.
Poor Madge. When even the British think your uncool it's time to pack it in and move.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Yeah, Gaga's trying to be Vadge to the nth degree, but you know what? He's right. Vadge is boring, she's milked her own overrated career to the max and now she's obsessed with fake Judaism, health foods and exercise. Even when she tries to shock people, she fails.
At least Gaga does stuff that is eye catching and fun to mock. At least people loathe Mel and would tune in to jeer at him. Same with Lindsey.
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Screw anyone making fun of Gaga. I've been to 5 of her shows and she is talented as hell ad puts on an amazing show. She writes songs, plays the piano, and has actual talent unlike PHONY WANNABE FAKE CONTROVERSY Madonna. She is a grade A bitch and she has NO TALENT. Fuck her. Don't care how long she's been around she stayed relevant by stirring up fake controversies and marrying a bunch of tools.
Vadge and Gag-me: Whatever.
More important: Why the FUCK does THIS GUY get to take over for Larry King? The ONLY reason I even know he exists is because of Dlisted...I can't imagine why he would be chosen to fill Scary King's suspenders when he retires...
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Vadge and Gag-me: Whatever.
More important: Why the FUCK does THIS GUY get to take over for Larry King? The ONLY reason I even know he exists is because of Dlisted...I can't imagine why he would be chosen to fill Scary King's suspenders when he retires...
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Why does Lindsay Lohan's name come up? How many times can she and her parents tell the news that she's not an addict/is an addict/didn't do it/other people are ruining her career/being in rehab is holding up her album called "my Leggings"/I'm getting rid of all the bad people around me, the coloured boy was driving/ these are not my pants with the coke on them. See how boring my post was to read....now imagine watching a show about this topic. At least Madonna and Britney kissed. Would Sam Ronson agree to come on and play toungue chess with Lindsay. So sorry Piers this is a rating lows for you. Maybe if you give Madonna a rose she might come on after all. Here's hoping.
I dunno. I kinda agree with him. Madonna IS too vegan for TV. All she does is go on about this very serious issue or that...and she's a fool, no less. I love Madonna but I can honestly say I don't care if nobody ever interviews her again.
That being said: Lindsay and Mel are fucking boring too.
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what a lame attempt to stir up 'controversy'! caca's twenty second 'career' is soooo much more interesting than madge's decades on the public stage, right piers?
if there's any justice, this doofus will have to go crawling back to his reality game shows and leave the interviewing to somebody whose head isn't planted firmly in his ass.
Ugh, the last two people I want to see promoting themselves on my TV: Mel "Lights Aren't Even On Anymore" Gibson and Lindsey "Cokey Hose Beast" Lohan.
I can't wait for Piers to try to say "Poughkeepsie: Go!"
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I saw this douche on that other douche's show: Celebrity Apprentice.
He is immature, annoying, dickish and far from charming.
This will not end well. Whoever is responsible for this casting should be sacked stat.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:34pm.
Piers is a man cunt! Nobody denies torso thrusting Madonna
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Ahahahahahhaa Manny! I've never heard anyone called that before. You're very creative :P
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Rabelais qualifie même de "bon braguard " Panurge,qui se distingue par l'ampleur et la magnificence de sa braguard.
Piers is a man cunt! Nobody denies torso thrusting Madonna!
Not sure how I feel about Piers. I've seen him on the telly. He's got that British public school boy vibe that tells me he probably still calls his 87 year old mother "Mummy" but is a filthy talker in the sack. I've obviously given this some thought.
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Rabelais qualifie même de "bon braguard " Panurge,qui se distingue par l'ampleur et la magnificence de sa braguard.
That guy is scum. CNN is crazy to have Piers Morgan replace the iconic Larry King. Piers is as vitriolic, arrogant and egotistical as they come. He has nothing to offer. He is just creepy. How did this guy infiltrate the business? He isn't fit to make my latte.
_What is a piers?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 7:27pm.
An interview with Madge BORING???? NEVAH! But only if it could be a no holds barred interview:
plastic surgery---So Madge, what happened to your face? Uh,huh...yeah, let's go to the monitor and do some before and afters...
puttin' on airs---So Madge, now that you're divorced from your Brit, have you put that absurd English accent to rest for good?...Let's go to the sound bites...
On being a 'cougar'...So Madge, how do barely legal gay models stack up to actual straight men in the sack...or has it even progressed to that point with your rent-a-boys? And if not, don't you have your Eleanor Rigby moments in private?
being a cunt---
being a hypocryte---
There's no end to the FABULOUSNESS of a Vadge interview...
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oh man, if Zomay's wish of Wanda Sykes running the Lizard King's spot came true, would looooove to watch her go at Vadge with these q's!
LOL @ Lizard King. And Vadge is gonna go Norma Desmond on that new random trick of hers.
Never heard of this guy.
Madonna has sold bazillions of records over nearly 30 years.
Just sayin'.
Wanda Sykes should take over for lizard king. I would watch that.
1. Gag AWESOME
2. Madonna AWESOME
3. Enuff with these Brits
PS- Lady Cocka is redundant tripe for the mundane, peasant class, yearning to feel hip and artistic. It's fucking hilarious.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
He'd be lucky to get Madonna's housekeeper on his piece of shit show.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
Submitted by Poopshit: "Music is dead and Lady Gaga is proof. it's like the sixties never happened."
Shut up, troll. You sound like those old fogies when Elvis, The Beatles, and The Stones came out.
Love the GaGa. Not crazy about the "Telephone" video, but "Bad Romance"? Yes, okay?
Madge is kind of a bore to interview now. Even with all that money and fame, she's kind of insecure, like she's nervous about being found out. And she should be. I agree with TL that the questions need to be more hard hitting, but that's the case with most of these celebrities.
That said, Piers Morgan is a tool.
An interview with Madge BORING???? NEVAH! But only if it could be a no holds barred interview:
plastic surgery---So Madge, what happened to your face? Uh,huh...yeah, let's go to the monitor and do some before and afters...
puttin' on airs---So Madge, now that you're divorced from your Brit, have you put that absurd English accent to rest for good?...Let's go to the sound bites...
On being a 'cougar'...So Madge, how do barely legal gay models stack up to actual straight men in the sack...or has it even progressed to that point with your rent-a-boys? And if not, don't you have your Eleanor Rigby moments in private?
being a cunt---
being a hypocryte---
There's no end to the FABULOUSNESS of a Vadge interview...
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