Celine Dion Pays Tribute To John Lennon
When you think of John Lennon you think of Celine Dion, obviously. So it only makes sense (it makes no sense) that Celine was on Lizard King Live last night to pay tribute to John Lennon on the anniversary of his death. Since Celine will shrivel into dried cheese curds if she doesn't sing every hour on the hour, Larry kept her alive by asking her to blow out a few notes of "Imagine."
That shit was weird. It was almost like a Yoko Ono-produced performance art piece. John Lennon didn't know whether to roll in his grave or submit a transfer request into heaven's administration office to come back as a musical note dancing out of Celine's mouth.
Whatever, this clip proves that getting drunk with Celine would bring hours of endless entertainment. She's like a human jukebox! Ho knows every damn song. You could be like, "Celine, sing some Giggles," and she wouldn't waste a second before hollerin, "Tell him WHY girlfriend!" And since I brought up Giggles:
P.S. - According to the YouTube comments the trick in that Giggles video is an impostor! Only true icons have impostors!
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Dear juleshasanSTD,
Please report to the Miley thread and take a bong hit or 50 and then to the Taylor thread for a good fapping.
Maybe then you wouldn't actually embody the mean spirited and puppet punditry that has become the biggest joke aka the Winger NutJob Birther type folks.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
And a democrat liberal nutter no doubt - how'd ya feel about O'l bill doing Barry's job today??? like a six year old? Go google your president stepping aside to go to a Christmas party.
Your boy Obama actually stepped aside and let an impeached, cigar sodomizer of interns TAKE the podium at the whitehouse today.
There he was - “here dad - you do it, I can't.”
THAT is what people like you are ALL about.
SOCIALIST LOSER assholes who don't know shit from shineola.
I have never seen a John Lennon hater.
Who knew Mark David Chapman had interweb access.
All we are saying, is give peace a chance.
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"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
I'm surprised we can all mention the name JOHN LENNON without hemorrhaging money out our ass to Yoko Ono.
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My "call sign"?
You don't even know what socialism is, so stop throwing around big words, you hopelessly angry and clueless nitwit.
(Heading back to Sweden...)
he wasn't a poser and he truly believed in his peace movement however misguided it might have been. ---
NO - the rich asshole didn't believe in PEACE - the song is about SOCIALISM.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 12/10/2010 - 11:12am.
God, the stupidity of this sd chick.
Go. away.
Aww whats's matter - sad to hear about the Cuban tribute and the KOTEX story? Lennon was a FUCKING ASSHOLE and only assholes defend him - like you.
Your call sign already says you have NO taste in music no surprise you're a fan of the famous “retard teaser.”
God, the stupidity of this sd chick.
Go. away.
I really am sorry that he just got murdered senselessly, but I just don't think highly of the guy AT ALL. He was no saint. I wish the world would honor the anniversary of Karen Carpenter's passing the way they do John Lennon. At least she lived a life of integrity and really did do good for others. And don't get me started on HER musical legacy...what a voice!!
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Meh. I've heard worse tributes.
And I'm with Whamo - John was by no means perfect, but he had an extraordinary talent, and his legacy will live forever.
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I liked her singing "Imagine" in that clip. But in general her voice sounds kind of nasal to me. Like she has a permanently stuffed up nose.
Also, am I IMAGINING (heh) things or does her French accent come and go?
I have to disagree, While John wasn't perfect and he did indeed have a cynical dark side, he wasn't a poser and he truly believed in his peace movement however misguided it might have been.
Love the Beatles, Loved John Winston Lennon……..no matter what!!! R I P John
Just throwing my vote in for John Lennon was an Assholish Prick who does not deserve all this adulation. Not a fan. I can't hate Celine, though. She was molded into who she is since she was a young child.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Well, at least she was keeping it relatively normal this time.
Today, my glass is gonna be halfull, because yesterday I yelled at someone that I was going to feed her big ass dog - that was aggressively growling at my scared kid - a stake with strychnine if I ever saw it unleashed again. In my defense: she's a repeat offender who laughs in my face when I ask her if she can wait a second for my kid and I to pass. That's what set me off. Anyways, my hubby begged me to keep my Tourette's in check, so I'm gonna try and for this I need to see the bright side of life. Needless to say that the old me would have trashed this pathetic attempt at scoring brownie points Jolie-style at the expense of the dead. Oops, does that count as 'a negative'?
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John Lennon: Kotex Incident
One evening in 1974, John Lennon met his girlfriend May Pang and a few other friends for dinner at a Los Angeles restaurant. Lennon got drunk, visited the ladies' bathroom... and emerged with a sanitary napkin taped to his forehead.
The gang then visited the Troubador Club, where Lennon, still wearing his unusual head dress, shouted obscenities at the club's performers. When their waitress refused to serve him, Lennon complained, "Don't you know who I am?" "Yeah," the waitress tartly replied. "You're some asshole with a Kotex on his head!"
God I love you D-listers! Only on this post do you guys have the nerve to criticize a fucking hypocrite like John Lennon. Every other page I go in its "oh we're so sad that Lennon's gone, why did he have to die, he was such a good person who stood for peace and love and blah blah blah bullshit.." Fuck that, he could be a real asshole at times and I'm glad he's finally being called out on it, 30 years after his death.
Fuck John Lennon.
A cruel bastard who routinely mocked retarded people, dis-owned his own son, and was a heroine Junkie. He also married a self absorbed cunt who til' this day thinks of herself as the fifth beatle.
They produced a douche son Sean, who's a spoiled, rich, mama's boy.
Lennon was over for me the day I read he wore a Kotex pad stuck to his forehead out to a show in L.A. -- high on heroine with John Balushi and crew.
He also had a few whores on the side in both of his “marriages.”
No, this self absorbed tea-bag goes down in the history books as talented asshole you take with a GRAIN OF SALT.
Oh, and the song Imagine, he referred to as his “communist manifesto” -- so it's a song about socialism, not peace. Cuba even has a statue dedicated to the left-wing, freedom hating asshole cause they loved his communist bullshit.
I'm just sorry we didn't get to deport the fucker when we had the chance.
I could have done without the impromptu Imagine cover, but I like Celine. She is a kooky-ass bitch. She also seems to be a relatively decent human being. I would never choose to buy her albums or see her in concert, but she's pretty harmless, IMO.
I happen to think her improntu Imagine was so cool!!
In her own crazy way, she actually gives a shit about people and I'll give her props for her song choice.
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Lennon schmennon, Giggles is the read mudidal deenyuss here! God I'm in Freestyle heaven!!
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Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 7:58pm.
Can't say I care for John Lennon. How do you leave your son out of your will?
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Thank you! The guy was a drugged up piece of shit. I'm so sick of the adulation just because he sang about peace. He didn't have peace with his own son so fuck him.
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I totally agree! John Lennon was a prick! Even if he admits to being a prick, it still does not make being a prick o.k.
Yoko Ono (who is hated in her native Japan)is the one always reinventing John Lennon's history. I guess peace is alright if you screw your family over.
Paul McCartney is the best of the Beatles in my view with George Harrison second and Ringo brings up the rear.
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John Lennon openly admitted to being an asshole. He wasn't a saint and never pretended to be one.
That being said, he was a great musician and lyricist.
I like Celine...amazing voice...
Oh come on people with the baby comments! She can't leave the house now that she has babies?!
She never bothered me, seems like she has no malice in what she does, she is just goofy! I love the Beatles, but I agree with those saying that Lennon's sanctification is a little over the top.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 9:05pm.
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hahahaa. dat so true!
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Meh, I still like Celine. She's essentially harmless ("Speak for yourself!"-my ears) It's not like she volunteered to sing. Larry King was there croaking "SANG IT! SANG IT!" And what do you say when someone asks you about an iconic singer on the anniversary of his murder? "Eh, he was alright." No, you have to get asskissy and maudlin of course!!
By the way, I love John's music, and the Beatles too, but I hate how people have sainted him in him death. Dude wasn't no saint. He seemed like a creepy jerk with an Asian fetish. Admire his music but see no reason to turn him into Buddha.
Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 8:52pm.
masterpiece theatre had a show a couple of weeks ago reenacting the early part of his career before he moved to new york and they didn't portray him in a flattering light at all. he apparently was a real self absorbed jerk and weirdo.
He would have been a great Dlister!!
I like Celine.
I'd love to be one of her (not naturally her's) IVF petri dish babies. Imagine the lullabies!
THE LULLABIES!
masterpiece theatre had a show a couple of weeks ago reenacting the early part of his career before he moved to new york and they didn't portray him in a flattering light at all. he apparently was a real self absorbed jerk and weirdo.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Sean and Julian both became close after Lennon died (and they both agreed their father was an asshole).
Celine, please enjoy motherhood and stop fame-whoring.
Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 7:58pm.
Can't say I care for John Lennon. How do you leave your son out of your will?
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Thank you! The guy was a drugged up piece of shit. I'm so sick of the adulation just because he sang about peace. He didn't have peace with his own son so fuck him.
Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 7:58pm.
Nope. He was way too famous and rich to not have things in place. Maybe some average person, but not him with his bazillion's of dollars and handlers helping him.
that first sentence just killed me....love it! hahahahahahah
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
That was just weirdly disturbing/uneccessary. I have always cringed when I see Celine, guess I shouldn't always expect that "this time" I won't.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 7:58pm.
Can't say I care for John Lennon. How do you leave your son out of your will?
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I don't know. Maybe he didn't plan on getting shot and dying at the age of 40 before he had a chance to update his will.
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Ha, ha, ha!!!!!
God, she is such a jambon.
Yo, Celine, let's "imagine" you have enough talent to not mooch attention of a dead celebrity's best known song? Let's "imagine" that when you die anyone who sings in the future would do the same shit in trying to recreate any of your shitty music.. well people do try to recreate that damn Titanic song I guess but you got SO lucky on that one.
And when you were having your stupid baby the first time, the world was not having it with you. What a full of shit bitch she is. And the NERVE that she thinks she is one of the greats. Fuck her in all orifices with Tilikum's massive penis. Ugh.
I remembered the anniversary of John Lennon's death. Nothing whatsoever to do with this pathetic attention whore.
Can't say I care for John Lennon. How do you leave your son out of your will?
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Ok, I play that giggles song at least once every two months or so.
Giggles (or her imposter) is a husky gal.
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That tired old hag should learn to gracefully say goodbye and just go away. Her drag queen style facial expressions are so over the top! I've seen puerto rican prom dresses that were more subtle.
why is "Imagine" the one fucking song everyone has to sing? He had many other masterpieces!
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Celine (or anybody) singing acapella unprepared I know has got to be cringeworthy. MK should have a vote for most excruciating celebrity video of 2010 - TommyGirl and Katie trying to dance sexy while she croaked "Fever" is my choice.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 7:35pm.
jesus celine, over emote much?
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I've worked with two French Canadians, and like Celine, they rock the drama. Everything is always TOO much. *chest pounds and intense feelings*
jesus celine, over emote much?
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Shouldn't she be off somewhere breast feeding the twins? When the fuck is Larry done his show? Both should just go off and count their millions.
I miss John Lennon. He was a bad ass. He would have hated that Celine sang his song.
I was more distracted by the scroll-a-way promoting Bon Jovi on Larry King tonight. Woot!
Celine sucks.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."