Ben Harper & Laura Dern Are Kind Of Sort Of Back Together
Supposedly, Laura Dern had a look of mouth-opened SHOCK on her face when Ben Harper filed papers to be done with her ass a couple of months ago. At the time sources were saying that Laura knew they were having problems, but didn't think it was that serious especially since Ben was nibbling on her rambling rose just days before. Well, now Radar is saying that Ben has had a change of heart and he's trying to seal the cracks in his marriage with fuck glue.
Some source says that Lenny Kravitz Lite has been making visits to the marital home he used to share with Laura and there's a chance they might get back together full-time. Cut to the source: “It looks like they’re trying to work this out. Ben’s been coming to the house and showing signs he really wants to reconcile. Ben has even asked Laura to come to Paris, France to visit him while he was touring with ‘Fist Full Of Mercy’.”
I did not know Ben was in a band named after one of John Travolta's favorite weeknight activities. You learn something new... But if Ben and Laura work things out, good for them. Then they can take those divorce papers, run 'em through the shredder, throw that shit into a bowl of lukewarm water until it turns to mush, mold that mush mound into a phallic-shaped object, shellac it and then use it on each other's parts. Turn that object of a broken marriage into an object of LOVE!
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I hope they can work it out. Maybe he thought filing for divorce would really get her attention. I guess that would be the jolt they needed to start working on things if perhaps she wasn't taking their problems as seriously as he was. And, if he is sleeping with other people, I hope it's because they have an open marriage and she is also getting some on the side. Monogamy can be pretty dull.
And I've always thought she was unusually pretty. Her eyes and hair are especially beautiful.
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I like boring things.
She has pretty hair. They look like a typical hippie pairing. Reminds me of the stoners in college. Those stoner boys-seem so harmless playing their video games in the dark 6 hours a day (I live with 2). Hard to imagine them running around cheating since it takes energy and getting off the couch, but I guess it happens.
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-Submitted by karmaskull on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 4:51pm.
hat...why....
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For your health.
"Lenny Kravitz Lite" LOL <3 Michael K
Also, the hat he is wearing makes his head look really long.
Yup. Still channeling the Chicken Lady.
She has terrible hair, too. Like the hair of a guest star on the LoveBoat circa 1982.
These two make a hideous couple.
I've always liked Laura since I saw her in "Blue Velvet", "Wild at Heart", and her role as the counter girl eating ice cream in "Alice doesn't live here anymore" so it saddens me to see her always end up with some jerk.
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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 4:47pm.
Even when Laura Dern is smiling, she looks like she is moments away from bursting into tears.
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i call bullshit on him sneaking around to the house when FOM's been on tour. I know Joseph Arthur, who is also in FOM and they were in Amsterdam and have two shows in Italy coming up, then they cut their tour short for "personal reasons." So there's no invitation to Paris as FOM isn't playing there. I just assumed the personal reasons were the whole Harper/Dern thing.
Even when Laura Dern is smiling, she looks like she is moments away from bursting into tears.
OT - has Bruce Dern ever played a character who is not crazay? Anyone else seen "Silent Running"?
She must be as blind as her Mask character.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 2:42pm.
She was probably desperate for some wild crazy sex after being married to Tammy for almost a decade.
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That hat is disgusting. Poor Laura, she is a douche magnet.
sha always has that "look at me bitch, then looking at my hot ass man, back to me, back to his hot ass, back to me. isn't he hot as hell? and by extension, so am I" look on her mug in pictures with him.
They're a weird-looking couple.
He'll probably flake out on her again once they're out of "Paris, France" and all that touring eventually leads him back to regular boring life.
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 2:21pm.
George Harrison's doppelganger son is also in a Fistful of Mercy.
This is an odd pairing, like Q-Tip and Nicole Kidman or Lenny Kravitz and Nicole Kidman. Also, sigh.
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Didn't Lenny and Nicole actually date for a minute, or did I hallucinate that bit of trivia?
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Yep. She dated Q-Tip, Lenny Kravitz and Steve Bing after Tom.
Correction, if anyone cares. I've been told that Bruce Dern did not play the psycho in Rollercoaster-- that it was Timothy Bottoms. Bruce Dern played the psycho threatening to blow up the blimp at the Superbowl in Black Sunday. Got my psychos confused.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 2:21pm.
George Harrison's doppelganger son is also in a Fistful of Mercy.
This is an odd pairing, like Q-Tip and Nicole Kidman or Lenny Kravitz and Nicole Kidman. Also, sigh.
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Didn't Lenny and Nicole actually date for a minute, or did I hallucinate that bit of trivia?
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Submitted by dcgirl on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 2:21pm.
Ta dcgirl, snowmonkey told me in Open Post :)
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 2:06pm.
What does butterface mean? I know its ugly but where does it come from?
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From UrbanDictionary.com:
Contraction for "but her face." It's a term for a woman who has a great body, but a face that ranges from less-than-pretty to downright fugly.
"Too bad Joan's a butterface, because if she had a face to match that body... oh baby.."
George Harrison's doppelganger son is also in a Fistful of Mercy.
This is an odd pairing, like Q-Tip and Nicole Kidman or Lenny Kravitz and Nicole Kidman. Also, sigh.
A butterface is a woman who "has a good body, but her face/butterface..."
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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 2:03pm.
You know I was reading this one book where this Edwardian couple divorces, the woman marries the man's cousin, and both she and her first hubby have kids who later fall in love.
That is like a microcosm of Hollywood.
Also, who are these people again?
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Don't know much about Ben Harper, except he's a singer of some popularity. Laura Dern, who is a fair to good actress (Blue Velvet) depending upon who you ask, is the by-product of actors Bruce Dern and Diane Ladd. My favorite role of Bruce Dern was as the psycho in Rollercoaster. Diane Ladd is good in most anything.
Laura Dern is not aging too well. She used to have that skinny/sporty look in the Jurassic Park movies, & she looked pretty good for the time, in Wild at Heart. Now she is looking like Lyle Lovett's in a blond wig in this pic.
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Laura Dern is not aging too well. She used to have that skinny/sporty look in the Jurassic Park movies, & she looked pretty good for the time, in Wild at Heart. Now she is looking like Lyle Lovett's in a blond wig in this pic.
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What does butterface mean?
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Everything's good "but her face", that's how I have understood it to mean
that hat makes me feel violent...i can't even function...
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What does butterface mean? I know its ugly but where does it come from?
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Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:48pm.
Hasn't Billy Bob Thornton been married more times than Larry King and J-Lo combined? I bet even he can't remember at this point if he's still married when he hooks up with a new chick.
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He's been married 5 times.
Three lasted two years, the fourth four years and the last three years.
I'd stop getting married.
She is a true butterface and he is a cheating dog.
Good luck to them....
You know I was reading this one book where this Edwardian couple divorces, the woman marries the man's cousin, and both she and her first hubby have kids who later fall in love.
That is like a microcosm of Hollywood.
Also, who are these people again?
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Who is that turdburglar with the dried elephant foreskin on his head?
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Submitted by dcgirl on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:48pm.
And Hollywood is like one of those afternoon soaps where everyone has married or hooked up with everyone else's tricks.
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For real. At this rate, eventually all the Hollywood children and grandchildren will be cousins or half-siblings of each other. Then they will start reproducing and a more mutant strain of them will evolve. Then again, maybe this is already happening.
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:52pm.
@Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:32pm.:
I thought the extreme paint drying video would be too much.
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Phew - yes, that would've been too much. This totally did the trick, thanks! As someone commented on Youtube - I liked the part where the paint dries.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:48pm.
And Hollywood is like one of those afternoon soaps where everyone has married or hooked up with everyone else's tricks.
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For real. At this rate, eventually all the Hollywood children and grandchildren will be cousins or half-siblings of each other. Then they will start reproducing and a more mutant strain of them will evolve. Then again, maybe this is already happening.
@Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:32pm.:
I thought the extreme paint drying video would be too much.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1VEY7ndKCs
Why do people always say "Paris, France"? Nobody says "I'm going to Rome, Italy," or "Meet you in London, England," or "I got it in New York, America."
Well, maybe foreigners say the last one.
Anyway, two-shit-not-giver.
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Like any other slob
Punching in and punching out and sucking up to Bob
Marrying a bitch
Having seven kids
Giving up and growing old
And hoping there's a god
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I think that Laura's ho shit doesn't bring as much attention because she isn't as big a "star" as Angelina and the Anistons of the world.
And Hollywood is like one of those afternoon soaps where everyone has married or hooked up with everyone else's tricks.
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Hasn't Billy Bob Thornton been married more times than Larry King and J-Lo combined? I bet even he can't remember at this point if he's still married when he hooks up with a new chick.
Fistful of Mercy is cool cos Dhani Harrison is in it. That is all.
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:26pm.
Actually I think that pic was taken on the set of the new Fat Albert movie. Ben's playing Mushmouth.
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Hey-be mike-be! Mushmouth's hat-be was knitted-be.
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:20pm.
I'm more concerned about that stupid hat Ben is wearing. I mean, really, what if something like that caught on? Aren't there enough stupid hats already?
Actually I think that pic was taken on the set of the new Fat Albert movie. Ben's playing Mushmouth.
MUSHMOUTH!! oh shit. Memories...
Submitted by dcgirl on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:20pm.
wasn't Laura the first chick, Angie stole a dick from? Billy Fug Thornton if I am not mistaken.
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she stole Billy Bob Thornton away from his wife #?.
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This doesn't sound like a guy who needs convincing to be "stolen".
who cares?
and that hat just screams entitled douchebag.
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He did a version of "Strawberry Fields Forever" on some soundtrack that played non-stop in the background of one of my old jobs, but I've never heard any of his original stuff. Not a bad voice -- better than Lenny's.
That picture makes his head look freakishly large.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:20pm.
wasn't Laura the first chick, Angie stole a dick from? Billy Fug Thornton if I am not mistaken.
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True, but can't feel too sorry for Laura Dern since she stole Billy Bob Thornton away from his wife #?. To top that off, Dern took up with Ben Harper when his wife was pregnant. She and his wife ended up giving birth to Harper's children within months of each other.
Don't understand why she has never been labeled an unrepentant "man stealer." Guess because she doesn't look like an obvious marriage threat.
She, like Secretariat Jessica Parker, would look a million times better if she packed on about 10-20 lbs.
I don't think I've ever heard one of his songs.