Ben Harper & Laura Dern Are Kind Of Sort Of Back Together
Supposedly, Laura Dern had a look of mouth-opened SHOCK on her face when Ben Harper filed papers to be done with her ass a couple of months ago. At the time sources were saying that Laura knew they were having problems, but didn't think it was that serious especially since Ben was nibbling on her rambling rose just days before. Well, now Radar is saying that Ben has had a change of heart and he's trying to seal the cracks in his marriage with fuck glue.
Some source says that Lenny Kravitz Lite has been making visits to the marital home he used to share with Laura and there's a chance they might get back together full-time. Cut to the source: “It looks like they’re trying to work this out. Ben’s been coming to the house and showing signs he really wants to reconcile. Ben has even asked Laura to come to Paris, France to visit him while he was touring with ‘Fist Full Of Mercy’.”
I did not know Ben was in a band named after one of John Travolta's favorite weeknight activities. You learn something new... But if Ben and Laura work things out, good for them. Then they can take those divorce papers, run 'em through the shredder, throw that shit into a bowl of lukewarm water until it turns to mush, mold that mush mound into a phallic-shaped object, shellac it and then use it on each other's parts. Turn that object of a broken marriage into an object of LOVE!