Wednesday, December 8th 2010
What Kids In Russia Do For Fun, The Sequel
Remember that video of Russian kids laughing into the face of DEATH by climbing onto some tower like Darwin ain't shit? Well, here's more Russian kids giving a giant F U to the Grim Reaper by DIY bungee jumping off of some building. Crazy fucking bitches! Either Russian kids are born with a special enzyme that kills the emotion called FEAR or they're cutting their PCP with imported Four Lokos.
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Ever been waxed by a Russian? Those bitches are hardcore and think you're a wuss for cringing or wincing when they pour hot wax on your skin and rip it in the opposite direction of the hair growth.
Russians. Do. Not. Play.
They withstood Napoleon, Stalinism, communism, etc. And then there are their winters. Trust. They don't play, and this video demonstrates that jumping from a building with a makeshift bungee cord is literally, child's play.
(And think of the other games that they play that what we don't see...)
Where the hell is OSHA. Not the Occupational Safety Health Association. but the OY! Should've Had A Vodka!!
OK, I just pooped my pants.
Gotdamn that is dangerous! Even if the bungee holds, you could smack into the side of the building!
I was reckless when i was younger, as many young people are, but nothing like this. This is insanity. Is no one seeing these kids jumping off the building and swinging around, or reporting it?
Okay, I know there isn't much to do in a bitter climate, BUT those are some idiots right there.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
My mother would kick my ass. And if the fall didn't kill me, she would.
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At least they are not abusing stray cats. A Russian guy down the street who grew up in Moscow said when he was a kid that is what he and his friends did for fun. Fucked up.
i'm in cali now, but "hey der!" to the people in wi, grew up there, lived in milwaukee for a long time. i actually kind of miss milwaukee, not the snow and grey and cold, but the city and people.
jackass meets chernobyl
"Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 8:03pm."
Bother... :( Ok, let's pretend Chernobyl is in Russia.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
These kids are a byproduct of the pervasive environmental pollution that surfaces, quite literally, all over that damn country.
Russians in general have a pretty dismal, futile outlook on life. It doesn't surprise me people would be staring down death in the face over there. In fact nothing Russians do shocks me.
Is this what happens to children that come from an alcoholic culture? Do they have to "laugh into the face of Death" as MK so eloquently puts it to feel anything?
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Do these kids have parents? Can't their parents stop sucking Putin's dictator d!ck and be FUNKING parents for once?
Then again, these kids could be a few of the hundreds of thousands of Russia's homeless teens, which would make this very, very sad :(
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Submitted by Cara on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 7:14pm.
That's some serious hood rat stuff right there.
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For serious. Latarian Milton is packing his swapmeet DC bags & booking a flight to Russia, gonna get his Ph.D. in Hoodrat Stuff.
Seriously - as freaked out as you guys are by this - that's how I feel about rollercoasters.
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I'm not even gonna give them credit for a dry run test procedure.If I was gonna do something that BRAIN DEAD...rest assured I'd anchor about 300lbs. (3 bags) of dry cement bags to the end of that cord.(the bags have close to the consistency & "give" of a human body) If the bags DO NOT hit the ground...or snap open violently...I'll send my buddy off the roof. ;-)
All fun & games 'til someone gets her brains smashed in...
Id jump off the roof if I lived there too
no crazier that us Americans jumping buildings w/o a cord or net.
base/building/bridge jumpers
http://www.about-knowledge.com/empire-state-building-jumper/
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"I'm sorry, but I'm not going to wipe my hands with something that belongs on an ass. Err. Um."- M.K.
I also wondered how they did the test run! ha!
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Not to mention the guy who filmed this was on the very edge of the top of a 12 story building leaning over the side.
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i mean...that looks kind of fun. i'd be the dumbass to do it after that first bitch made sure the rope wasn't too long.
be cool about fire safety
Uh...maybe they just the fuck out of Russia? This kind of activity just screams for a body count sooner or later, so this devil-may-care stupidity might actually be grounded in a wish to leave the Motherland, even if it's in a body bag.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
In Roossia, bungee jump you.
..maybe she will tell us where the vodka is if we throw her off the roof, but with bunggee cord just in case..."laughlaugh""screamscream"
it has been just cold (Kansas) this winter, more snow last year)
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"I'm sorry, but I'm not going to wipe my hands with something that belongs on an ass. Err. Um."- M.K.
Are...are...you fucking serious?
not any easier to watch the second time, either...
She's lucky she didn't slam into the side of the building when swinging back.
Epitome of stupid.
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had the same thought as she came swinging back...damn!
Two things:
1) I saw ZERO elasticity from the cord she went with.How did her spine not snap?
2)At :38 there's some long red streak following her swing.Tampon fall out?
I am now noticing that it's a rope swing type rope. I thought at first she may be tied in.
*shakes head*
At the :20 mark...I was: "Wait...you are NOT gonna throw that girl off the...!" I mean-nevermind that the steeply pitched roof was covered in snow too.Yes youth is wasted on the young.That being said...I've done similarly stupid shit too.Just not in the last 20 years.
She's lucky she didn't slam into the side of the building when swinging back.
Epitome of stupid.
wow, an u know none of these kids will die but some nice young kid somewhere will get a fatal disease and die. life ain't fair. and as a kid i use to climb on the roof at night and chill but thats about the most dangerous thing i did.
Was that a little girl they pushed off that roof? Cause it sure sounded like one.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Wonder how they did test runs..
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Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 7:57pm.
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Oh, yeah, it was totally standard during WWII. A Pint or half pint was part of your daily rations. It keep them fueled. I used to laugh at people who got hangovers but then when I got in my late 30's and 40's I'm like OK so that's it, I got it now. Oh fuck it sucks to be run down and tired and nausaus in the morning.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 7:14pm.
Chernobyl is actually in Ukraine.
Oh, and that is fked up shit, agreed. I joke about the loaded stuff, but my hand was over my mouth hollering wtf when they just let the kid go. Out of control.
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
There truly is no clearer way of telling the world MY LIFE IS FUCKING HORRIBLE. Videos like these make me sad. I wish I could just blame stupidity, but I think it goes beyond that.
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Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 7:08pm.
im sure they had at least a pint or half pint of russian vodka in them a head of time.
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And, for real, that's why this shit worked, up on a fking slippery roof and all. I'm being serious.
My dad had a friend during ranger training who outdo any fker in his troop disassembling/assembling comm equip while loaded. dad even said the troop tried to trip the fker up by withholding a small ass critical piece, and the guy, bottle of vodka in him and all, caught that shit DURING reassembly. The guy would be the same way with military rifles.
I bet them Ruskies (love 'em) built the fking Mir loaded. Bet.
{{hugs to Charlie; miss seeing ya bud}}
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
What the hell? Is somebody else holding onto to the other end of the rope, or is it tied to something? Either way, that is some fucked-up shit.
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I laughed at the cartoon WHOOOSH sound that you hear instead of bones shattering. I wonder if they added that in post.
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They're like, "If he die, we eat his body. Wash it down with vodka."
Proud to be half Russian right about now.
Awwww, nono, I grew up in Glendale, lived in FL and actually moved back. Sorry to hear we are both stuck in the great white north.
Yeah, well climb up a centuries old Mayan pyramid, climb all the way up and then down to a ledge and sit there, waiting for it to crumble, then we'll talk. Oh, and in a skirt, bitch. (More vodka please, manservant.)
Submitted by warmislandsun on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 7:35pm.
I love that your name is warmislandsun and you live in WI. Wishful thinking!
I am a NYC transplant, been in Milwaukee almost 6 years!
fuckin hell, hear them laughing their asses off as the girl plunges to her near-death!