Presenting The Greatest Singuh In Da World And Her Twins
Seen here posing on the set of a tampon commercial (or in one of JLo's dressing rooms), Celine Dion debuts her bright shiny new twin angels to the woooooorld! And guess what? They look like babies! Babies that I'm sure Pepaw Rene is throwing subtle undercover shade at since they have more hair on their heads than he does.
Celine's 2-month-old BABY!!! boys have so much pose to give that Hello! Canada gave them a 20 page spread. Have you been itching to see Celine's twins various nap positions (SPOILER ALERT: They have 4)? Hello will give you that! Are you curious to see her twins' "Should I fart or should I piss first?" facial expressions? Hello will give you that too! I mean, they have 20 damn pages to cover!
In between posing with her twins on a fluffy white cloud imported from heaven, Celine talked to the magazine and explained why she named her twins Nelson and Eddy. From HuffPo:
Dion, who with husband Rene Angelil has a nine-year old son named named Rene-Charles, spent years trying to get pregnant again, going through IVF treatments and suffering a miscarriage. So the couple wanted to give the twins meaningful names.
"We met with Nelson Mandela and spent some time with him at his house when we started Celine's world tour," Rene said. "Eddy is an homage to Eddy Marnay," he added, referring to the songwriter that wrote Dion's first five albums and died a few years ago.
That's a nice tribute. But you know Celine's ass really named them after Edy's coconut bars and Nelson Muntz. Who wouldn't?
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@IV...."Next up: Girl twins named Jeanette and McDonald."
You beat me to it!! :)
Sheesh.
20 pages?! Overkill! I dont even want to flick through 20 pages of my OWN kids pics lol
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
They shoulda asked when the next IVF insemination is...
They need to immediately start referring to the twins as Eddy and Nelson. Maybe that will erase the image of them yodeling in Mountie uniforms on a horse.
Next up: Girl twins named Jeanette and McDonald.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
was she even pregnant?
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Clearly I will not be buying this issue of HELLO.
Good grief, 20 f'n pages of her?????
We don't normally tear our celebs apart in Canada but I'm willing to contribute to getting rid of this overrated embarassment.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:20pm.
Wasn't there a study out there possibly linking cancer to aggressive fertility treatments? The hormones jack your shit up or something. Isn't that possibly what caused Elizabeth Edwards cancer? These celebs need to jump off the 'baby on demand' bandwagon. Perhaps adoption should be considered. Just sayin'...
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Yep, and that is what many believe killed Gilda Radner. She was jacking fertility drugs to get pregnant. Also, women donating their eggs have to be careful too, since they take the same hormones to harvest the eggs.
I am calling you-ou-iou-ou-iou Nelson Eddy. I can't stop laughing but then I am Canadian. National test question: What is the Musical Ride?
Submitted by Scheherazade on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Scheherazade on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:00pm.
which Michael?
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Jackson of course, shaamoan!
I realized that just as I hit "Post comment". I was thinking McDonald for some reason because I think I heard his song "I Keep Forgetting" last on my iPod this morning.
i'll probably hate myself in the morning for saying this out loud, but celine looks...good, and the babies appear to be cute....
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
Love Celine, always will. Those twins look like little old men, all they need are derby hats and cigars. They are ADORABLE!
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Here be the real Nelson Eddy:
http://www.musicweb-international.com/nostalgia/2004/Jan04/Neslon_Eddy.h...
♫ When I'm calling youuuuuuuuu.... ♫
...hilarious SNL clip of Ana Gasteyer as Celine...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPwLSl_IWSI&nofeather=True
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There's a whole lotta WTF going on. - But.Seriously.Folks
@BSF
He loves the laydees (read: barflies) as well.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say, what republican doesn't?
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults
Aw! I think Celine is pretty genuine. Kinky - but genuine. And she don't gotta flaunt it. She's a show woman but when there's no show it's just her really. I met her once when she was really young (we were!), doing the pop song and dance thing, and she was really sweet and real.
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Yep Lu_Sam
Zomay♥
If I looked in a mirror and saw Celine's face staring back at me I'd kill myself. That being said, what the hell, didn't she meet her husband when she was like, 13?
I'd do her.
Slutty!
LOL
Didn't Rene have testicular cancer several years ago and they banked his sperm for future use?
Shut your filthy dirty whore mouf, zomay.
Watch her be a lesbo behind closed doors. Because how anyone can have sex with only Renee their whole life is something I can't wrap my mind around.
I can't snark on Celine, her music may not be my cup of tea, but her voice is extraordinary. She always seemed mature and hit stardom without having to get plastered or shoving cocaine up her nostrils.
The Greatest Singuh In Da World is and always will be Streisand, as far as I'm concerned.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:21pm.
Angel♥♥♥, long time.
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*smoochies*! Always a pleasure:)
PSWEIRDOFFT: OMG I'm watching the Daily Show as Jon Stewart explains how American bankers basically said: We're not printing money...We're printing money...we shouldn't print money...some of the money we printed was bad...so we're burning it.
LOL! It's making me laugh my ass off, I had to share;p
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:09pm.
Nothing to do with anything, but I'm watching the daily show right now. And I'm not American but John Behner looks and seems like a slimy, smarmy turd, charbroiled in the flames of hell itself. And also like the gay lawyer in desperate housewives.
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I hear he's a regular on the D.C. pub crawl scene. Never met an alcoholic beverage he didn't like. Heard it from an ex-college buddy eyewitness. He loves the laydees (read: barflies) as well.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:11pm.
Nanners: or the Bieb!
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Sadly true. Too bad they don't follow Canadian celebs like the trashy tabs do. Jim Carrey going to the grocery store! Dave Foley's drunken bar fight! Michaelle Jean's secret getaway with mystery man!
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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas
Angel♥♥♥, long time.
Wasn't there a study out there possibly linking cancer to aggressive fertility treatments? The hormones jack your shit up or something. Isn't that possibly what caused Elizabeth Edwards cancer? These celebs need to jump off the 'baby on demand' bandwagon. Perhaps adoption should be considered. Just sayin'...
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by Eddie on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:08pm.
Is she done now?
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Hard to say - I can't feel but think she probably wanted a girl. Who knows, maybe she'll try again. God knows she can afford any procedure.
Meh . . . don't care for her music but don't really hate her, either. At least, she's been honest about her treatments, unlike JHo and St. Ange.
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Dlisted: Putting the HO in HO HO HO since 2005 :)
"Babies that I'm sure Pepaw Rene is throwing subtle undercover shade at since they have more hair on their heads than he does."
hahaha. And the kids are more continent.
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by GreenFairy on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 12:57pm.
Who the hell wants to see 20 pages of photo's of this boring ugly old lady, with her even uglier and creepier extra old husband guy.
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The same people who have a picture in their living room of Diana's wedding like they're related or some shit. That's a LOT of people!
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@angel_i
That's a creepy thought, but I think you are right!...YIKES :o/
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Scheherazade on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:00pm.
which Michael?
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Jackson of course, shaamoan!
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The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:06pm.
She should have named them Pax and Maddox.
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♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Nanners: or the Bieb!
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"I've seen Ryan Seacrest in a turtleneck so I should've known that they make turtlenecks in tiny people sizes but now I know it's a for real thing." MK
Submitted by Scheherazade on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:00pm.
which Michael?
Don't hate, MK. We have so few Canadian celebrities to put on the cover of Hello Canada that Celine will have to do. It's either her of the damn Royal Family.
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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas
Nothing to do with anything, but I'm watching the daily show right now. And I'm not American but John Behner looks and seems like a slimy, smarmy turd, charbroiled in the flames of hell itself. And also like the gay lawyer in desperate housewives.
Good for Celine I guess. I was tortured by my heart will go on for more than 10 years.
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"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you." - Philip Larkin.
ahahahhaahah Slitty
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"I've seen Ryan Seacrest in a turtleneck so I should've known that they make turtlenecks in tiny people sizes but now I know it's a for real thing." MK
Is she done now?
She should have named them Pax and Maddox.
DWM - nothing bad.
DWM - Oh..Well. True on that too.
I love me some Celene, back in the day, every single song she came out with I loved...
My list of the greatest singers goes like this
1. Mariah
2. Celene
3. Whitney
4. Micheal
5. Aretha
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The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
uh oh M.e. what's up.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
she does know there's a famous person named Nelson Eddy, doesn't she?
Submitted by GreenFairy on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 12:57pm.
Who the hell wants to see 20 pages of photo's of this boring ugly old lady, with her even uglier and creepier extra old husband guy.
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The same people who have a picture in their living room of Diana's wedding like they're related or some shit. That's a LOT of people!
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando