Brit Brit's Palate Craves Fine Cuisine
Since the Louisiana swamp flower Brit Brit was dressed way too fancy for the Dollar Palace, she strolled into Walmart yesterday to buy Christmas gifts (CHEAP CHEETO BITCH!) and unknowingly pose for an exclusive People of Walmart photo shoot. And afterward, Brit Brit took her bodyguard to lunch at my favorite Michelin star gourmet fine restaurant RED ROBIN! RED ROBIN (reread that in a creepy Danny from The Shining voice).
Where else can you eat a delicious teriyaki burger under a lamp that looks like it belongs in a drag queen madam's bordello. AND THE STRAWBERRY FRECKLED LEMONADE (Or period piss as my nasty ass always calls it). You know Brit Brit spends most of her time at Red Robin trying to suck strawberry chunks through her straw (not a euphemism).
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 11:13am.
Raul bets Brit's cooter sings real purdy! Raul would sing this for Brit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78R4gkpuDAA
Holy shit, that's funny! I just sent that link to my husband. He'll get a kick out of it.
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"I was born with glitter on my face
My baby clothes made of leather and lace"
That NECK! Jeebus!
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"I was born with glitter on my face
My baby clothes made of leather and lace"
The poor thing doesn't know where the fuck she's going. She goes where she's told to go.
After Krappy Perry, Sir CaCa, Madonna, Raggedy Ri Ri, etc., I have a whole new respect for Britney Spears. She is conducting her life with quiet dignity after suffering self-inflicted total humiliation. She is acting like (dare I say it) a lady. Kudos Britney. Way to take your life back.
Maybe it depends on the Walmart? I never go because I hate walking that damn much, (yes, Im fucking lazy), but I have been to the ones (we have FOUR) near me and they are all clean, neat, good parking lots, etc. I guess I don't see what the issue is exactly. I also suspect Brit Brit has ZERO concept of how much things actually cost. I may really like that about her........
See what soap & a hairbrush can do fer ya Brit brit?!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 3:02pm.
lol have fun...don't forget to stop at Wallyworld too. XD
Allow me to gross all your hoity toity's out - ye of the DP champagne and caviar for a midnight snack brigade.
The entire Fury clan is heading to the Mall (yeah, the MALL) and do you know why? We're seeing the MALL SANTA and getting one of THOSE photos taken with the kids.
After that, we're going to RED ROBIN as we happen to like it (the fries are great, as are the veggie options) AND------AND----I am using a GIFT CERTIFICATE I got from using my CREDIT CARD.
Yeah, it's called Living the American Dream, douchers!
So listen, Haters, and eat all that shit up.
Because that's going to be our evening and you know what? Later, I'm going to finish reading my US WEEKLY that I have a SUBSCRIPTION to.
So feel free to barf on your 2000 count Egyption sheets while reading Proust but I'm off to the Mall tonight to have Santa perv on my kids and then we'll all get fat at Red Robin.
Oh. Yes.
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Dark-sided!
Remember a few years back when she stopped into Rite Aide to get her kids Christmas toys? This was around the same time she should have stopped into Rite Aide to get herself some more tampons but let herself bleed all over herself instead.
I hate Red Robin, over-priced flavorless food and lots of kiddies running around.
Hey - i like the Red Robin.
They serve up kick-ass burgers and have BOOZE.
Damn you, Michael K, for calling the Strawberry lemonade "period piss". I don't think I can ever drink it again now.. Your punishment is that I curse YOU with monthly periods for the next 40 years of your life...Bloody periods from YOUR NO NO!!! yes! yes! Say hello to your new friend... It's Aunt Flo, bitch!!! mwahahahhaha!!!..........WHERE IS KANYE WHEN WE NEED HIM!!!!?
This is the best she has looked in ages. Her boobs are in a bra, her boots are clean and her jeans are stain free with no rips at the knees. Good job Britnay. HA!
In local news:
Shitters arrives on the short bus and is surrounded by people who arrived on other short buses.
When these stores do this shit, I just walk right past them, walk around the line like you're in a bit of a rush, they can't stop you.
And, if they try to, you can just 'flash' your receipt at them, but really it isn't necessary.
BTW I walked in there about 2 years ago, and a teenager had just stolen a game video, he used me as his shield so the loud beep went off at the door, fucker. And, no they didn't stop him. Walmart has some policy in place where they won't stop ppl if they've lifted something under $25??
Who knows?
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howdareyou on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 11:56am.
The anti-greeter checked every single fucking line item of every receipt at the exit, which was about 4 feet from the register area, because they can't trust their customers not to shoplift a bag of ice in that distance, and the morons in front of me had 4 kids all riding their bikes in the exit area screaming and bumping into people along with their cart full of miscellaneous wal-shit.
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I have nothing against us normal folk who shop Walmart, Target, etc. This a broke bitch times, plus they usually have a wide selection.
Just seems cheap to me for this ho especially, she shops Rite Aid and Walmart for her cheetolings, yet hits up the most expensive stores for herself.
She always looks so grimey and unkempt to me.
I go to Walmart all the time. The one by my house is nice. They are the best place to buy tampons, shampoo, and cereal. Plus they had the toy my boy wanted for Christmas 10 bucks cheaper than Toys-R-Us. So while shopping there may make me a redneck, I saved $10 baby!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 12:31pm.
I LOVE RED ROBIN!
That is some high quality grease right there!
We don't have them here:(
ONT: Cut your hair, bitch.
I, seriously, wish I could show this bitch my hair. I shaved my head right after her and as it grew out, I cared for it SO gently, I braided it and nurtured it with fine oils (and I'm POOR yo!) and it's GORGEOUS! Sure - there were some wack times along the way but it's all worth it for the daily: Wow - you're hair looks SO GREAT!
She may have all the money but at least I have good hair:)
operative word being "cared for it SO gently".
you realize this is Britney Spears, right? the one who was doomed from birth because her parents spelled Brittany "Britney"? the one who needs medication to remember to put on pants before she leaves the house? :D
While I do have personal objections to patronizing WM, I gotta admit that when it comes to Britney, it just...fits?
And my personal objections aside, I do wholeheartedly agree with whoever mentioned below that it is ok to shop there or Tarjay or TJ because, well, shit is overpriced anyway so why pay even more at all???
I don't care one way or another about Bayou Spears, but heck!that's what she grew up with, that's what makes her happy, that's what she identifies with, so I say go for it!
I LOVE RED ROBIN!
That is some high quality grease right there!
We don't have them here:(
ONT: Cut your hair, bitch.
I, seriously, wish I could show this bitch my hair. I shaved my head right after her and as it grew out, I cared for it SO gently, I braided it and nurtured it with fine oils (and I'm POOR yo!) and it's GORGEOUS! Sure - there were some wack times along the way but it's all worth it for the daily: Wow - you're hair looks SO GREAT!
She may have all the money but at least I have good hair:)
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
She has such an ugly mannish neck. It's almost as wide as her head!
I'd love to have lunch with Brit Brit at Outback or TGIF, for real.
Shitney the retard has $100 Million in the bank, but she shops at WALMART? Un-fucking-believable. Assuming she'll live to the age of 75, the stupid dumbass could spend over $8,700 a day for the rest of her pathetic life & just barely be above broke when she dies. Yet, she can't escape her "I's gonna go to da walmart 'cause it be da height o' sofis-tee-cation" mentality. What a trailer trash hick...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
That purse costs 3,000 I'd bet.
If Hermes, double or triple that.
Probably is.
Exposed bra that doesn't match, brown boots with black handbag, protruding gut... but she does look like someone hosed her stank ass off this week.
I don't mind that she eats in these places...it shows me she's not stuck up.
I do mind that she refuses to brush the rat's nest on her head.
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You used to say, "Live and let live"
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But if this ever-changing world in which we live in,makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die
People of Walmart never dissapoints...that girl with the Blow Job Queen t-shirt is priceless.
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"Arrested for Prostitution!!!"
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Oh, and by the way you uppity bitches, there is NOTHING wrong with a little Wally World or Tarjay run. Where the hell else do you buy stuff like soap, tampons, dishwasher detergent, cotton balls, toothpaste, etc? The grocery store? Walgreens? YOU IS GETTIN ROBBED.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Fuck it, I applaud her for not taking her kids out shopping during xmas season. Between K-Fuck and the nannies, she doesn't have to have the kids with her everywhere she goes, unlike a lot of parents who don't have a choice.
I went to Wal-Mart for the first time in about 10 years a couple months ago, and it was sheer hell. The anti-greeter checked every single fucking line item of every receipt at the exit, which was about 4 feet from the register area, because they can't trust their customers not to shoplift a bag of ice in that distance, and the morons in front of me had 4 kids all riding their bikes in the exit area screaming and bumping into people along with their cart full of miscellaneous wal-shit.
Besides the peek-a-boo bra, she looks...clean and normal. Imma proud of my favorite swamp creature!
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
WHAT UP BALDY MISS YOU LONG TIME
totally wanna jizz on that baldo heado
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This place is like a mile from her house AND it's primarily a place to take your kids. Yet no kids with her.
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 11:07am.
a soupcon of brassiere, if you will.
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Awesome. So highbrow!
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
It's official, bitch is busted. Must be all that binge eating (junk food!) and smoking.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"
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ahahahhaahahah Paco is so thrilled to meet Bit Bit!
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"I've seen Ryan Seacrest in a turtleneck so I should've known that they make turtlenecks in tiny people sizes but now I know it's a for real thing." MK
I only shop at Walmart once a year at Christmas for electronics and stocking stuffers, so I can't say anything...
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
MK is being particularly revolting today. Mental note not to read dlisted while eating lunch at my desk.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
She has that unfortunate thick neck/football player shoulder thing going on like Jessica Simpson. She should downplay that shit in what she wears but she always seems to want to show it off...
"It's my money and I want it now!"
She's looking a bit Lisa Marie Presley-ish in the face, at least in the main pic.
New boot moves, ugly shirt, I swear she shops for clothes at Walmart too.
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"I've seen Ryan Seacrest in a turtleneck so I should've known that they make turtlenecks in tiny people sizes but now I know it's a for real thing." MK
Yummo. Red Robin burgers look good.
Speaking of burgers, anyone see the kid eating a 7lb burger in under an hour? First person to do it at some restaurant. Made me feel bloated watching him.
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Honestly... I think it's awesome that she shops at Walmart. Do children need items from the most expensive stores? And do celebs like Brit need to blow even more money than they have already? Teach your kids that they don't have to dress in Bonpoint or get all their toys from FAO Schwarz. She's certainly no genius but I co-sign her Walmart shopping wholeheartedly.
she looks so fucking HIGH in these pics~
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"I've seen Ryan Seacrest in a turtleneck so I should've known that they make turtlenecks in tiny people sizes but now I know it's a for real thing." MK
I LOVE RED ROBIN!!
Their Whiskey River BBQ chicken wrap is DELISH!!!!!
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
I know this should be on an open post but....
RIP John Winston Ono Lennon
October 9, 1940 - December 8, 1980
You are sadly missed John
I just heard Jealous Guy and damn near cried right here at my desk.
Not that she looks great, but she does look better than she often does. It's those cankles that kill me.
Now c'mon y'all. Brit Brit is just keeping it real. She is in her element. You want her to go to Tiffany and Spago? I applaud this moment of lucidity. Hope she bought some drawers, a new lamp and got her tires rotated. That's what Wally World is for--one stop shopping! Too bad she didn't eat at the deli. That would have made this perfect.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 11:08am.
And the nappy rats nest.
UGH. That thing looks like it reeks to high heaven.
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SHE looks like she reeks to high heaven ... like fried food, stale cigarette smoke and unwashed pits and cooter.
*vomits*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Maybe Brit Brit dressed up this much because she's never seen The People of Walmart and didn't realize her normal trashy look would be fancy enough.