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True Blood's Nest organized a battle between Vampire Beeeeehl and ASkars to see who could suck out the most money for charity. The loser had to pose for a picture while wearing a t-shirt designed by the winner. Well, as you can tell by the fact that your khakis are around your ankles and a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign is hung over your cubicle wall, Vampire Beeehl's team won and he forced the Swedish meatball to pose in a pink "Bill's Bitch" t-shirt.
Beeehl raised $35,043 for the Gulf Relief Foundation and ASkars raised $34,223 for SOS Children's Villages.
These pictures are definitely worth a thousand words (and other things). And they're even worth more if you pull the camera back with your imagination and picture Beehl standing on one of Tommy Girl's apple boxes to kiss his Swedish bitch. Now who's the real bitch, Beeeeehl?
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Yes, True Blood is complete overwrought crap now, but this is a cute pic, not in the least because Moyer is standing on at least two manmakers in order to reach Skarsgard's cheek. Dude is short. Alex is way tall.
Glad they raised so much for good charities.
When I was a kid my friend and i went around selling magazines that we found in school to people at the subway station, saying that the money would go to the SOS children's village. They bought it and donated - we pocketed.Man they gave us a lot too - sometimes up to 10 German marks. The way I see it, we were 14 years old and broke (my parents seriously didnt have much and I had to start working after school for my allowance) so in a way - it was charity and for a good cause.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I find ASkars ridiculously ugly but they def should do each other.
Glad to see they finally came out!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 11:05am.
Stephen is totally standing on a box or a high chair or something.
lol He so is! Askars is about 6'3".
Where's Alcide?
Never watched the show. Can't be bothered really. And I don't find any of them remotely sessy... Now the 5-0 dude, that's another story...
Thanks for the early Christmas present. Every day I read dlisted I feel like I have been given a glft, but when you post about ASkars, I am especially satisfied!
I've never seen True Blood, so the Beeehl guy is always gonna be Michael Caine's architect to me.
There were, what, 20 asshats involved in that stupid digital death thing? Their per-celebrity fundraising, before the pill-pusher donation, was about 1/3 of what these guys raised, and Alicia Keys, Swizz Cheezze et al were way out there with the publicity.
LOVE that whole cast
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:08am.
Call me when this is Alcide & Lafayette.
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I'm totally with you LaChayo... love Alcide & Lafayette!
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
I want the T-shirts.
Stephen is totally standing on a box or a high chair or something.
Love Alex's facial expressions.
I liked Season 3, especially after that boring ass Season 2. Now if they had Alex and Joe/Alcide the werewolf in the same pose, I'd be in 7th Heaven.
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
"You are giving the slashfic it's material! You are TEARING ME APART, MK!"
Srsly, this is a charity I can actually get behind, even if I don't think either man is hot.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
This past season of True Blood sucked. And not in a good way.
Call me when this is Alcide & Lafayette.
Oh to be the filling in that sandwich....
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Omg I so don't get what the appeal of these two is. the blonde one is less mystifying but still...
"And you - scuff that luggage and I'll cut your hamstrings for you." Mallory Archer
Kim K and Usher should have had this punishment for not
raising enough for the AIDS charity. Maybe something like
having to put on their twitters for Usher: I'm a dumb ass
over-rated hack and not as hot as I thought I was. For
Kim: I'm a stupid braindead piss bucket rat and I suck
at charity efforts when I could've easily donated my own
cash to get to $1 million.
OoooooOOOoooo Eric Northman is gonna be pissed.
Submitted by sonne on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 9:27am.
That's a fun idea.
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Agreed. Sooooooo much better and more original than that stupid Twatter 'digital death' thing.
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So is wearing a pink t-shirt supposed to be humiliating and a punishment for that boring Swedish dude? How gay-friendly.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
Bill is totally standing on a box. Look where is hips are in relation to Eric's (i totally forget what their real names are.)
I want me some Vampire Beeeehl, too bad I'm not blonde
That's a fun idea.
Neither of these guys do it for me and their show is fuckawful.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
SUSHI THAT IS BLASPHEMY!
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
*donates entire savings, cashes in 401K, donates that too*
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Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
I thought the guy on the right was Carson Kressley.
Submitted by original putas on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 9:16am.
WHO in their right mind would aspire to fap to these two soggy nasty pieces of white bread?!
*raises hand*
DON'T JUDGE
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
The first thing that popped into my dirty mind was the song "Bottoms up" (right clicks, saves to file)
TEXBRO
WHO in their right mind would aspire to fap to these two soggy nasty pieces of white bread?!
I WANT A KISS TOO!
CANDY KISSES!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.