Wednesday, December 8th 2010

Hot Slut Of The Day!


Heng Song, the barber shop owner in Anchorage, Alaska who will continue to snip at your follicles even after an SUV crashes through his front door. Last Wednesday afternoon, 53-year-old Heng was cutting a dude's hair when a rude ass SUV practically brought the damn shop down. I don't like that annoying welcome bell either, but you don't have to kill the bitch.

Heng stopped for a second, made sure the police wouldn't have to ruin his floor by drawing a chalk outline, and then went back cutting hair. Now that's service! Although, Heng really had no choice since he couldn't leave his customer with hair looking like my sister's the time my mom tried to cut it with dull pinking (or "pinky" as I always want to type) shears.

via Neatorama

Posted by: Michael K


iHeartHaters's picture

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smokeybaconflavour's picture

HSOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's totally me too. I'm so immuned to be shocked at this point, I barely react to anything.

Spoiled's picture

Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 12/08/2010 - Yes, it is a Jeep! I know, I have one and it is a strong-ass truck! *LOL*

We have an old Wagoneer for snow days. I just may start plotting revenge in a new way. To think that I might be able to back up and drive off without much residual evidence sure is tempting!

agirl's picture

LOL well this guy takes his job more seriously than 99% of people I know, so good for him.

Now, watch Sarah Palin try to take credit for his Alaskan industriousness.

Mrs. Gosling's picture

Hahaha well he didn't really have a choice!

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stefystef's picture

Submitted by Spoiled on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 8:37am.

Yes, it is a Jeep! I know, I have one and it is a strong-ass truck! *LOL*

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stefystef's picture

Now that is a professional! I wish everyone would take their job that seriously. *LOL*
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Nanners's picture

Love it. I would have sat down and expected him to keep clipping anyway! Nothing we can do about it and I have an appointment, bitch.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 8:26am.

Tabatha would appreciate his dedication.

love that bitch.

omg yes. I love Shear Genius! As for this guy, well I'm tempted to take a trip to Anchorage to get a haircut...my hairstylist is an old family friend, and I swear, getting a haircut is a 2 hour affair because she answers the phone three hundred times (to bitch at her sister, not to take appointments) and the last three times I've gone, has messed up the coloring. I want to go somewhere else, but she's a friend of the family so it's a little dicey, you know.

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

HA Leenie! Too funny.

BTW I think I found you on fbook. stalk stalk stalk.

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Stan Hooper's picture

Love his work ethic!! Who gives a shit whether the driver may have suffered a heart attack or is hurt. My main concern is that my horse shoe bald customer's sides are all even.

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freshfacestripper's picture

professional!

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Was Willow or Trig driving?

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letinstar's picture

mama grizzly would be proud...this is some hopey changey shit...
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Nomad's picture

I'm loving Mr. Casual on the sofa who slowly gets up to see how the driver is doing...no flailing arms or yelling in evidence.

I'll have what they're having.

Whamo's picture

Quite the work ethic I'd say. lol

Spoiled's picture

I would imagine you'd have to have a pretty good, "Who Gives a Shit/Who Gives a Fuck" attitude living in Alaska.

Is that a Jeep? There's barely a scratch on the thing! Was the strip mall constructed of cardboard.....in Alaska?

Vern's picture

Is it that hard to get a hair appointment in Alaska?

*chanting as always*

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Tabatha would appreciate his dedication.

love that bitch.

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This is why we can't have nice things!

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010