Tuesday, December 7th 2010
And Now It's That Time Of Day Where We Watch A Woman Bust Her Ass On TV
Yes, I laughed. And then I hit replay and laughed again (repeat 5). But I'm going to get mine in the end (literally, wink wink). Every time I pointed and laughed at the ho kissing pavement with her ass, my karma punch card got stabbed with a BIC pen. When I reach 10 punches, I'm due for an ass fallin'. It's going to come at the worst time too. Like when I'm running to the bathroom after a Saturday 3am quickie. Dumb slut goes boom. Or when I'm walking home with a small bag of delicious tater tots. Dumb slut goes boom, tater tots go splat.
via Gothamist
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she's hardly fat ass lickers
hahahahaha!!!! fatty hit deck!
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You have to love the little shot at the end of her embarrassed smirk.
I am a little disappointed though I must say; I was expecting a full "see everything" face plant which is of course is my all time favourite.
Ha.
Hahaha.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
*flips all you bitches off that know how I broke my tailbone a few months ago*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Oh shit. I can not stop laughing. People falling on their asses never gets old. But then again I have the sense of humor of an 11 year old boy.
this is complex...there has been a crime! there are church bells! there is a large woman falling (but coming right back up like a big plastic punching bag clown) ..... through it all Joe Torrez is the consummate professional.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:36am.
This happens to me on a daily basis, so I didn't feel guilty when I had to laugh.
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Amen and agreed!
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This happens to me on a daily basis, so I didn't feel guilty when I had to laugh. Sometimes I wonder why I don't just go and lay down up front, because I'm gonna end up on the floor anyway. Born to be a stumbling, bumbling idiot, but, hey, at least I have a special talent.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Haha! Even she had to laugh.
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Normally, seeing someone eat it makes me laugh until my sides ache.
But i felt real bad for this girl.
I don't know why.
somehow i feel bad for people falling , but then i ask myself , why ? then i watch that stuff until I laugh without remorse.
I know, I know , Iam crazy but who cares ? i don't.
Submitted by Dgrin on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 7:20pm.
it's more hilarious to me how she exits, spots that there's a camera rolling,changes direction and starts her fantasy model catwalk in the imaginary runaway full of confidence before she tumbles,
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i know right..thats why im laughing..cause miss thing thought she was going to be all cute and BAM HER ASS KISSED THE PAVEMENT....LMFAO
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
I think her giant knockers tipped her over backward.
Oh yes, this made me laugh and laugh harder on the fifth viewing:). It's been a hellish day and a day without a chuckle is fucking wrong.
And for the record: tater tots rock my world and personally, I
prefer a 4:30pm Saturday quickie. Like tea time.
I hate myself for laughing at this so much.
Submitted by Goldigga on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 7:22pm
LOL. I was just about to say that. There's no way in hell I'd stand back up in front of that camera. The most embarrassing fall I ever had was on a wet tiled floor in a mall. I actually did the splits....Oh my Jesus it was painful :(
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my favorite part about growing up was waiting for the train in the wintertime to take us to school. You had to cross this bridge to get down to the train-tracks. Metal-steps. With plenty of snow on em. Every morning you saw someone fall and thanked the Lord that it wasn`t you.
All they could have done to make it better would have been to hand out score-cards for you to "judge" the best fall.
I think D-listed was calling my name even then.
I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 7:22pm
LOL. I was just about to say that. There's no way in hell I'd stand back up in front of that camera. The most embarrassing fall I ever had was on a wet tiled floor in a mall. I actually did the splits....Oh my Jesus it was painful :(
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HAAAAAAHAAAAA!!! That shit is so funny.
OMG!!! That is so damn funny to me. I would have crawled away. I wish I could hear the audio better of her fall. She so hefty! I'm very surprised she didn't sprain her ankle with all that weight.
I can't laugh. I fall down at least once a day.
It's a miracle I've never broken anything because of it, but it's gotten to the point where I don't even cry about it anymore. I just get up and go on my way. It's just become a fact of life at some point today, I'm going down, sister. :D
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 7:22pm
LOL. I was just about to say that. There's no way in hell I'd stand back up in front of that camera. The most embarrassing fall I ever had was on a wet tiled floor in a mall. I actually did the splits....Oh my Jesus it was painful :(
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
she fell/back up so fast, that's class. I would have been cwwwwyinnggg :(( ; I fall down all the time.LoL
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"I'm sorry, but I'm not going to wipe my hands with something that belongs on an ass. Err. Um."- M.K.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 6:54pm.
I think tater tots are the most disgusting thing ever.
*hands over dlister card*
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You ! Dungeon! NOW!!!
omg I could live on tater tots.
I'll let you live tho b'c I took a valium after work and could really give two shits about anything right now.
OMG, that's hysterical. And you just know she worked in that building and her co workers have played this over and over and over...
lmao!!!
Her fate is sealed.
This was funny!! God! I needed a laugh!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Tater tots and falling!!
HAHAHHAHHHAA
" Drives the bus to hell."
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
I do not understand people who laugh at someone falling, but I understand it's some kind of thing in your brain. I won't hate. I watched it anyway.
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You're on your own in finding a recipe for sliced cheese.
Yeah, she should have stayed down..."stay down bitch!"...and then crawled out of the shot. Then she could have told folks that she went down a staircase behind the newsguy really fast or something.
"It's my money and I want it now!"
LOL at the video and LOL at MK
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
i bet you that chick was feeling pretty good about herself up until that moment...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
That would so happen to me! LOL
Oops. Sorry for the double post.
Then again, tater tots do bear repeating.
@UBF, I woulda' crawled, waddled, chicken walked or slithered like a fucking snake..WHATEVER the fuck I had to do NOT to be seen on live T.V. again. Hahahaha
@ Spoiled, Preach it..I have a row of perfectly lab created front teefs as proof.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Holy. Shit. Was I not just thinking of getting some tater tots?
Holy. Shit. Was I not just thinking of getting some tater tots?
Don't walk with both hands in your pockets, your face might end up breaking your fall - trust!
*points and laughs at UBF*
OOh I earned skymiles on my platinum karma kard.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
When i was living in Europe, i used to fall on my ass an average of three times per winter, so I feel for Homegirl.
I would have crawled out of view.
I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 7:14pm.
That was funny but not THAT funny.
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Au contraire, Mon frere!
1- if she was trying to be inconspicuous, then it was a FAIL.
2- if she were trying to be look at me (my hair is coiffed perfectly and I'm going to lovely in my new black winter coat on the evening news), I'm on the evening news then it's an EPIC FAIL.
3rd -and lastly, anytime someone falls, trips or slips, it's common knowledge that the more witnesses, the exponentially funnier it becomes.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
it's more hilarious to me how she exits, spots that there's a camera rolling,changes direction and starts her fantasy model catwalk in the imaginary runaway full of confidence before she tumbles,
That was funny but not THAT funny.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 6:54pm.
I think tater tots are the most disgusting thing ever.
*hands over dlister card*
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Whaaaaaa?? Tater tots with chili and cheese is good eatin'. Not to mention healthy AND classy.
The funny thing about falling is it always feels like slow motion. I'm like, shit when am I gonna hit the ground so my humiliation can officially begin already?
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 6:31pm.
The best part is you know bitch called 3 of her closest friends to tell them to hurry up and turn on the T.V. I'm getting ready to walk out of the door right now!!
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Exactly! That's what was so funny about it. She purposefully walked right behind the guy to get on TV. Little did she know that she'd go viral. Loves it!
Why am I such a little cupcake bitch that I always laugh at someone taking a fall. It is wrong, I know, but I cannot help myself.
I took a fall this Summer on my way to the mailbox and it was bad, so bad that some people stopped their car to see if I needed a ride to the hospital. I was writhing in pain on the ground, looking like I was that chick in that pool video a few days ago. I only sprained my ankle severely but OMG! The pain! I laughed once I was able to get into the house, take some Extra Strength Tylenol and ice the watermelon sized foot area.
Submitted by Keshiakola on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 6:53pm.
I have Karma black card. That's how much I laugh and point.
SHOWOFF! M.E. and I only have platinum. I think Jack and Snow may have a black card though.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I think tater tots are the most disgusting thing ever.
*hands over dlister card*
I have Karma black card. That's how much I laugh and point.
A small bag of tater tots? *side eye* Nobody gets a small bag of those little nuggets from heaven.
Tried so hard not to laugh, but now I've seen it three times and tears are streaming down my face.
Oh, 5 out of 10. For a perfect score put back up the "Rock of Love" or whatever skank leaving the nightclub in a black mini dress with high heels who tumbles and goes straight up in the air and lands flat on her ass. Or even the JLo awards show one, another perfect 10 landing on her butt.
" Dumb slut goes boom, tater tots go splat."
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!