Khloe Kardashian Thinks The TSA Is Raping Her

This bitch should immediately apologize to all women for the casual use of the word 'rape'. Especially those woman who actually have gone through that hell.

Getting patted down by TSA is nothing compared to the degrading, hurtful experience the rape is. If this stupid bitch doesn't know the difference then she should keep her ugly mouth shut!

On a sidenote - if you write the name Chloe with a K it gets a striking resemblence with the german word "Klo". Which means toilet.

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I do detest the Kardassians but I still think Khloe is gorgeous. I also think Brooke Hogan is too. I must have a thing for Sasquatches!

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Wasn't she twittered shut in a coffin or something?

If I didnt see the show then I might believe her but from Ive seen of her she prob enjoyed being touched up shes so affection seeking all of the Kardashians are.They lack of it hence why all the famewhoring.

I wish this HO would stop comparing herself to actual victims. Moron.

I wish this HO would stop "molesting" my eyes and ears.

Dog needs to lay down. Outside the house.

Here is the difference between K Stew and this HO -

K Stew is an actress and was giving an interview.

This HO will blab all day and spew kaka out of her mouth as long as a camera is rolling as if she actually has some sort of grand wisdom to offer the little people. I know because after watching this the kaka is still oozoing outta my ears and eyes.

I am sure her dad mentioned it to her before and it is probably advice her mother didn't mention it to her. It is better to be quiet seem stupid than open your mouth and erase all doubt.

I think all the Kardashians are beyond brain dead. This TSA drama is getting old! Look, when I was in London last Spring Break I got patted down and searched like three times at Heathrow, mind you I am an 18 year old girl. (Well soon to be 19) so who gives a shit? As long as we can secure some safety whatever. I flew home over Thanksgiving and it was not that bad, it's just some idiots obviously don't know how to travel.

I hate to agree with a Lardassian, but she's right.

Submitted by KA on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 3:24pm.
Sorry, but this IS a violation of rights. Read the fourth amendment: "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause."

So it's NOT a violation of rights to undergo an "unreasonable search" which is based on the assumption that you're guilty until proven innocent?

And no, it isn't just one person. Have you seen that eleven-minute youtube video chronicling the abuse and torment of a young woman who just asked them to stick to their own rules?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XhnZlmLGK8
How about the old man forced to walk through the airport covered in urine? How about the disabled toddler whose artificial leg was taken away and he was forced to "walk" while screaming and terrified?

And if it's all an overreaction boohoo, why is the DHS planning to add in more scanners at fucking bus stops and subways?
http://homelandsecuritynewswire.com/napolitano-says-scanners-may-be-used...

And yes, we have the option of just not going on the fucking plane... but we shouldn't have to make that choice. Isn't this supposed to be the land of the fucking free? We should be able to do the basic fucking travel measures that our jobs demand WITHOUT being treated this way.

And what will your argument be if Napolitano gets her way and gets to put more and more scanners? "You have rights! Just don't leave your house!"

And also, did you hear what happened when the "don't touch my junk" guy DID exercise his rights to not be treated like that? He decided that no amount of dick-grabbing was worth it, so he left the airport. AND THEY FUCKING FINED HIM $11,000.

Yes, people want to kill us. But give me an option between the one in 1,000,000,000 chance that a terrorist will set his underwear on fire and the certainty that a sweaty pervert will get to molest children in front of me, and I'll take my chances.

Face it: you guys elected a lame duck who's taking the first steps into a totalitarian regime. Hitler did the same fucking thing with the German people - go read a history book. I'm so glad I didn't vote. And funny how he's completely silent about "the people" being treated this way. Asshole.

And I'm not gonna be scanned by their new scanners either, given how little they care for the public. Sorry, it's the trains and cars for me. And if Herr Napolitano adds them to the bus stations and train stations, I shall buy a bicycle. And maybe move to Australia.

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Enough of these skanky beasts please!

MK, please boycott this illiterate skank and her skanky sisters.
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This from the same woman that proudly showed off the baggie of cocaine she possessed on her tv and radio show???

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Submitted by chippychazoo on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 3:06pm.
Another issue is the radiation

I HATE this argument, because you get more radiation exposure flying at 30,000 ft. than you do from these machines. I've been irradiated more than one person should be in their lifetime and I'm not worried about them.

This isn't the beginning of the end of your privacy rights. Remember when Obama won the election, and people starting stockpiling guns all over the place because "Obama was going to take away all your gun rights?" That's what is happening here. Some idiot makes a huge stink about having his groin touched and all of a sudden, everyone is inflamed about something stupid. Your rights aren't going anywhere. You have the right to not go through with all of this - don't get on a plane. But as soon as you buy that plane ticket, be prepared for the safety precautions of the airport, as tedious and time-consuming as they may be. PEOPLE WANT TO KILL YOU.
They want to do it on a plane. I just think people are either so ignorant to that, they are in complete denial, or they're whiners who will scream for the ACLU anytime they feel their "rights" have been infringed on. A whole big deal made out of a bunch of nothing.

Now I have better things to be doing than ranting about this stupid TSA bullshit. Like commenting on some other post. :)

Honestly, I couldn't give a fuck about anyone seeing me naked on a scan, or patting me in inappropriate areas. If I am going to fly, I need to know there are people out there that want to kill me (and you), and want to do it on a plane. I would rather have some bitch feel up my crotch than not feel up the crotch of the bitch with the bomb strapped between her thighs. You want to look at me on the scan? ENJOY THE SHOW. I just want to get on my flight and get to my destination safely, and if this is what the world has come down to, then so be it.

In this story, I think someone is jumping on a hot topic to put her stupid 2 cents in, so she stays current. Obviously she has never been raped before, or she wouldn't be making such callous statements.

she may be a hideous, almost human specimen but unfortunately i think this time she's right.
what right do the government have to treat us all as criminals? Does nobody see the psychological control issues here when one option is for you ( and your kids) to be viewed in your most vulnerable state.... or you can opt for you ( andyour kids) to be groped in public.

Another issue is the radiation, can you really believe what they tell you about the safety of these machines, there is a limit to the no. of x rays per year after all. The scanners will not detect the kinds of explosives 'the underwear' bomber was carrying anyway.

this is all an exercise to get people to accept the next level up in control, it seems to. be working as many are accepting the fact that sub intelligence level goons will sit in a room and watch naked pictures of you and your kids in exchange for your 'convienience'. personally i think Obama should show us that it'ts ok for Michelle and the kids to go through a grope and naked scan session.

Mobile body scanners are being employed in the Us now, this is no longer paranoid, tin foil hat stuff.

I've been getting felt up at the airport ever since getting a pacemaker many years ago (any xray affects pacemake activity) and can honestly say I've ever had one in appropriate search. A very intimate pat down (complete with knowing smirk) from a large Hawaiin lady in Honolulu airport. The rest have all been professional, using backs of hands with a commentary. If I could use the xray, though, I would - despite myless than stellar figure.

SOMEBODY PULEEZE ENLIGHTEN ME. Kim Kardashian records herself riding a black jock then sells the dvd and becomes a celebrity porn star and gets her own reality tv show. There are other much more famous porn whores than Kim Kardashian so how come they don't get their own reality shows? Hey E, how come Jenna Jamison doesn't have her own reality show on your crap network?

I've flown a LOT with my kids and I've never had a problem getting formula, boxed juice or baby food through security. I've declared it, taken it out of the bag and that's that. Only my husband has been pulled aside for a random pat-down but it was before the new TSA "You, Me and Second Base" feel-ups.

My children and I will take the scanner any day of the week, thank you very much. I will not have anybody's hands on them or have my boys see anybody's on me in a manner that is more intimate than their father would ever be in front of them.

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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green

stupid twat...she should be happy that anyone wants to touch a Whoretrashian...even though I don't hate her near as much as Kim and her pimp Mama...but still...why Lamar WHY???? for the love of God did you marry into that insane low class famewhoreing family I will never in a billion years understand. Khloe is not as fake as Kim but she sure is KIng KOng sized...and has a freakish looking head...very strange...she is def. not a by product of Kris and Mr. Kardashian...

I haaate flying nowadays, TSA employees have more power than police but with far less training and vetting it would seem. Zero customer Service, tact, nothing...and just treating everyone like they're terrorist.

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The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!

Hekki - yep, send me through the pervo scan. I don't fly enough to worry about the radiation and since it takes eleventy fucking hours to get through security these days anyway, please let me drop my shoes into a bin while I walk my ass through the pervo scan, because I'm 100% positive that I'd prefer an x-ray outline for them to look at over having their pervy hands inbetween my ass cheeks and circling my tits. No thank you.

Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 12:32pm.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

I don't fly often enough to worry about radiation from a Pervo-Scan. And if someone wants to look at my 40 year old tits and loose belly skin, they sure as hell are welcome to. I've had three kids and not much modesty left. I wouldn't care to be groped, but again, I don't have much modesty.

HOWEVER. I still really object to the whole thing. There is way too much room for abuse and it's un-American, IMHO.

The full body scan is like a shadow picture of you. It doesn't see through clothes (unless you have a weapon, that is metal, that it's searching for.)

People get a better idea of what your bodys shape is by what you wear.

zthink of an MRI picture.

Submitted by elorel on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 1:31pm.

Um, you have total FREEDOM to sit your butt in a car and drive to Disneyworld if you don't like the rules.

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Patting a person down is grossly ineffective anyway. In fact, to rely on it is just plain fucking stupid if keeping firearms and bombs off planes is the end goal. The only way to be sure that someone isn't packing is to xray 'em. Don't like it? Then don't fly. Self conscious about your weight? Lose some fucking fat. Because if you get on a plane with me and it turns out that some TSA oaf or other DIDN'T catch what you're packing, I'm gonna knock you the fuck out myself and kill you with my bare hands. Because I WILL get to where I'm going in one piece. Bitch.

Oh, she dont want that x-ray to see nothing honey? Unlike half the LA Lakers and black cocks in the LA area? Is there anything there that everyone hasnt already seen of this whore-trio? I love it when dumb, ignorant, lobotomized whores pull the decency card. That's so jersey-shore.
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I also don't want some jackass to see my body semi-naked. I mean, since when do you get to know how misshapen my boobs are just because I want to take a vacation? (For free?! Technically I paid them for that privilege!) It's just not your business. I'm not a criminal. You don't get to invade my privacy, even if you are some dude in another room who *totally* is going to keep it a secret, except for that time in TSA training where one guy made fun of another guy's small penis after seeing it via the machine and they got into a fist fight.

So then my option is being felt up. Well, in a world where my options are cancer and forced nudity via the scanner, or a frisking, just so I can go to Disneyworld, I'm kind of hoping for a third option. I think it starts with an L, or rhymes with reedom, or maybe it starts with an F, and rhymes with iberty? The fiberty lreedom, that's it! I think it has something to do with not being treated like a dirty criminal before you did anything wrong, or maybe it's a ride in TomorrowLand, but both sound more fun than being the TSA's bitch.

Kristin Stewart was the leading lady who said the paps were raping her.

I feel fucking violated every time I catch a glimpse of the kardahians. It's like mind rape.

yeah there were tons and tons of those stories circulating ever since the shoe bomber made air travel so much harder than it already was.

when I flew with my son when he was 4 months old I had shitloads of expressed milk and formula. I think they didn't harass me because I checked the bag. that's the thing...if you have more than 3 ounces of any liquid with you, check the bag. just be sure to pack the milk right. I swear they let me get through with a 6 ounce bottle of formula because I remember feeding him while we were at the gate.

Chewbacca has a point, but she doesn't have to worry. I'm sure her late daddy paid off the Illuminati to protect her and her urine-drenched sisters when the police state finally arrives, unfortunately :(

BTW, I don't think taking the bus or train will be attractive options in the near future either; it's only a matter of time before TSA goons are stationed at bus or train depots also, if they aren't already.

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Whaaa? Wasn't she torturing Conan O'Brien on television with stories about slapping mayo on her hoohaa? And she finds a pat-down offensive?
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 1:02pm.

2. Upon returning to the US from Jamaica, I was currently breastfeeding my then 6 month old and had brought my electric pump with me, as, the child did not accompany us on the trip. I had three bottle of expressed milk in the little cooler. While the dumbasses at the scanner sat there trying to figure out WTF my pump was (they thought it was a bomb I'm sure) this other asshole made me open up each bottle and take a swig from each.

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M.E., I feel for you. This is, unfortunately, apparently M.O. for the TSA: there is this video circulating of a woman being harassed by TSA agents because she was trying to get a bottle of her own breast milk through airport security. She even had the regulations about it printed and ready to present to the officials - you know, in case they didn't know how to do their JOBS, which they didn't - but they still ignored her and kept her waiting for so long that she missed her flight.

The biggest pain in the ass thing I've had to deal with with Airport security was:

1. Leaving Las Vegas (2002) and being forced to stick my finger into the middle of the top of my wedding cake, and then lick it.

2. Upon returning to the US from Jamaica, I was currently breastfeeding my then 6 month old and had brought my electric pump with me, as, the child did not accompany us on the trip. I had three bottle of expressed milk in the little cooler. While the dumbasses at the scanner sat there trying to figure out WTF my pump was (they thought it was a bomb I'm sure) this other asshole made me open up each bottle and take a swig from each.

3. On my last trip to Vegas, SJIA dumb fucks, dumped my entire bag of clothes out and sifted through it, confiscating my shampoo, conditioner and hair brush for being "too big" of containers. then they shoved all my belongings back into my bag like trash.

who was the one who said the paps were raping them in public? remember?

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You know she annoys me so fucking much, I can't even agree with her when she is making a point.
Probably because she sounds so fucking stupid making one.

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 11:15am.
And yet she will get her crotch waxed on national television...

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So true.

I had a pat down once, it was no big deal. Never once did I feel a hand going up on my ass (much to my disappointment). It took a couple of seconds and I was on my way. I really don't understand why everyone is freaking out. I set it off because of my bling on my jeans. Now I almost wear pj's to the airport, never had a issue again.

I don't understand why people don't just get scanned. You don't even have to look at the people scanning you as they're in another room. I'm sure the radiation exposure you get is no worse than a regular xray no?

It'd be better than having some stranger running their hands all over you and you can be sure the hotter you are the more "thorough" they'd be. Some of these guys look like the last time they felt a breast was in junior high during a game of truth or dare.

I just flew Sacramento to Orange County and back and didn't have to get xrayed or felt up. I think the media is making a big fucking mountain out of this, as usual. And fucktards like her are just climbing on board so they can act "violated".

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

Embarassing secret time: I think Khloe is kinda hot.

Don't look at me like that. Have you seen her sisters, Plastic McPuppetface and Dumbass McGee?

STFU and die, khloe and take your stupid sisters with you.

"Pimp Mama Kris ran up screaming "You touch, you pay! I take Visa, MasterCard, AMEX, Discover, JCB, joo-ree.... " "

HAHAHAHAHahaha aaaaaaaaa. I needed that.

I don't know what everyone's trippin about, last time I flew, about a month ago, it was the standard take off your shoes and step through the scanner. subtracting the wait time, it took all of 4 seconds. if anything, object to your bags being overexposed to xrays because it took them almost a minute to finish scanning through my stuff. they even found a bottle of iced tea I'd buried in the bag and forgot about.

and so what about the xrays? if she's exposed to too much of it and she ends up growing an arm out of the top of her head it can only be an improvement.

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hahahah could u imagine if they got a tranny. wtf. what would they do. 'excuse me mam can u please remove the gun u have tucked up ur ass crease'

I dont get why so many people are crying about it First they want all this security and now that they are doing this to help us be safer in airplanes they start Crying like a little bitch THATS A FUKCING VIRGIN OR NEVER TOUCHED IN THEIR LIVES AND THOSE PICS DONT SHOW ANYTHING ITS NOT AN ACTUAL CAMERA PIC FOR GOD SAKES.IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT FLY THERE IS ALWAYS A CAR OR SOMETHING

CAN I JUST GO WITHOUT HAVING AN AIRPLANE TICKET AND GET TOUCHED? ILL EVEN BEND OVER FOR THEM

*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

El Bastardo on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 11:53am.
Kims ass crease could hide 50lb of Semtex, several AK47s and a small Ninja warrior.

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And THEN what happens Sucky?

*chanting as always*

Doesn't this dumb cow have a private jet or something? if not, she should use some of Lamar's billions, buy one, and shut the hell up.

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