Hot Slut Of The Day!
By popular demand, here's superhandmodel Ellen Sirot demonstrating why she's at the top of her game. This is a couple of years old, but the high potent CRAZINESS is timeless. This is probably why George Costanza decided to get out of the business. DAMN!
Most of us love our hands in a for real way, because without them it would be pretty difficult to do all of life's greatest necessities like light a bong, rub our genitals, slap a trick in the face when they do us wrong, and pet kittens, but Ellen is obsessed with her hands in a Boxing Helena kind of way. Ellen probably sleeps with her hands in little boxes so they don't crawl away from her in the middle of the night. Look at her caress them as though they aren't even part of her body:
I do understand why Ellen is stalking her own hands. Her hands put food on the table. Or should I say, her hands put moisturizer on the table that she uses to slather them with as her eyes widen at their bare naked BEAUTY!
I bet Ellen dresses her hands up like a bride and groom, and then stages a little hand wedding for them before their consummate their love in a tub filled with cocoa butter and rose petals. The Crazy Hand Lady is the new Crazy Cat Lady.
And at the end of the clip, I was surprised that "Written & Directed by Todd Solondz, Starring Jane Adams" didn't pop up on the screen.
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OK new category....genious freak. Nobody I know would tolerate that creepy hand-fluttering-and-stroking shit for any length of time, or walking around like a surgeon who has just scrubbed up. I'm positive somebody in my family would slam my hand "accidentally" in the car door and deny it to their grave. That's the bad news.
However, no cooking, no cleaning, no gardening, no opening jars? I mean, you could get out of almost anything with this excuse. GEN-IOUS!!!
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
to the advertisers who are paying her thousands of dollars an hour...here's an idea.. go to any high school and audition yourself some hands...I am pretty sure they'd get on board for a lot less
I couldn't help but laugh at this crazy freak! She seemed so damn in love with her hands that is was quite freaking me out. Plus, thank God she got granted nice hands because her face is fug!
Does she have someone wipe her ass?
from 2007 "...Even at her wedding ten years ago, she wore sneakers to protect her feet and gloves to protect her hands.
She now lives with her husband in the New York City suburbs, in Westchester County. She and her young daughter have developed the "hand model high five" - a gentle tap of their palms - but she still relies on her husband or assistants for nearly every daily chore."
She moisturizes 20x a day.
I read an interview with her a few years ago, she had a new baby daughter and she wouldn't even PICK HER UP or change her diaper b/c she was afraid of injuring her hands. Her hubby (or probably ex-hubby now) had to do all the work. Super freak.
Thanks for making me feel normal Michael!!
Why do i have an urge to smash every single one of her fingers with a sledgehammer?
Oh, yeah, its cause she is exactly the kind of person who would deserve just THAT.
I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Disturbing. Just plain disturbing.
Hahaha! I saw this video yesterday. I was surprised that she's different from the Twilight cover lady since "delusional hand model" isn't a cliche I'm used to hearing.
I wonder how the hell you break into that business (if there's even a business anymore...). I've got pretty little hands and an inflated sense of self; I'd be perfect!
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I really, really want to slam that trick's hands in a car door. If nothing else, to see the queen mother of nervous breakdowns.
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This ain't my first time at the rodeo.
I'd like to see those hands massaging my freckled engorged penis! 20 secs of pure pleasure!
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No no no no no no no. Yeah, but does she swallow?
Wow, I hate this person...Who the hell does she think she is? She seems even more self absorbed than a full body & face model. She HAS to be single, I cannot imagine anybody putting up with that crap, I dont care how well she does finacially. Could she brag anymore??
Are all hand models this crazy? I'm reminded of that Twilight hand model chick who was also slightly off her rocker.
Also, I don't see what's the big deal with this woman's hands: they're huge. And you know what they say about big hands: big hands, big peen.
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 9:42am.
With photoshop, why would you even need someone with the perfect hands?
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That's what I'm sayin'. Her job should be obsolete. Ellen, you in danger girl. You have no skills, you're bat shit crazy and you haven't done shit for 15 years. Good luck with that when the inevitable finally happens. Come to think of it, why do models in general (well print models) even have to be anorexic anymore when we have photoshop to create a lie. It would be a lot healthier.
And her hand makeout session is major creepy. Thank god she's not a breast model (yep, those exist for bra companies). Instant masturbation porn for dudes everywhere.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
hahaha! I now can't get that burning iron image and George Costanza!! This bitch is CRAZY!!
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I said it before and I'll say it again: hand models are the creepiest people I have ever met in the biz.
They're all certifiable and not just because how they care for their hands. Look at the crazy in her eyes!
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She's scary. Hope she doesn't have kids. They're a little hard to take care of without touching them.
LMAO at the hand model beauty pose and how she looks down on the interviewer's hand poses! Haha
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That's a kind of crazy I had not seen before.
LOL Nitty!! on her wrist maybe? a wrist orgist...nevermind
Coma Caca!
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I'm pretty sure by the way she's stroking herself, she's secretly got a G-spot hidden on her hand somewhere.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
I get the hand thing..what I don't get is the freak wearing them.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
I researched...cause you know me...
I want to be an ass model now or a nipple model.
http://www.bodypartsmodels.com/tyra.html
Coma Caca!
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Wow. Her hand stroking and movements are so disturbing.
DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 9:54am.
Hahahahaha!
Girl took the "find something you like about your body" to a whole other, nutjob level, because let's face it, she doesn't have much going on. GD, she's a loon.
Excuse my hand beauty!
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I could never be one of these. My hands are kind of stubby and I have carpal tunnel that causes my hand to freeze up at odd moments and upward angles. How does one get this sort of job, anyway?
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HEY! I was gonna send this in, but figured MK wouldn't use it!
I do sort of like the idea of having excuse from doing any kind of manual labor. "Sorry. No housework for me. I'm a hand model!"
But this woman is creepy.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Her notion of a shocker is to give her BF a fist bump.
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
I saw that "My hands look good naked" like 7 times!!!! freaky!!!! this is some freaky shit. Now I have to go off and find my best hand side. so does this mean she doesn't have sex? just askin...
Coma Caca!
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With photoshop, why would you even need someone with the perfect hands?
I'd actually like to know who does her manicures. Would she really trust her priceless appendages to the Koreans down the street? What kind of hand lotion does she use?
This "journalist" sucks. She didn't ask any good questions!
She is to "modeling" what Chris Farley was to "being a girl" in snl skits.
*chanting as always*
laughing at sucky.
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I would very much like to take a hammer to her pwecious hands.
Seriously, what kind of life could this psycho (pot calling the kettle black, I know) have?
@ suckandfuck: LOL LOL LOL LOL
I look forward to Katie Couric describing your talent on the evening news.
Whoa - I mean I get protecting your hands when you make a living from them... but she's just sitting there talking. Why is she waving them around like that?
they must photoshop her hands, cause they were bumpy, if you ask me.
and holy crap is she a loon.
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she makes you want to throw acid on her hands...what an annoying bitch! I remember the Seinfeld episode and George burned his hands on an iron and his hand modeling days were over...this irritating bitch makes you want to seek her out and toss a hot iron or acid on her precious hands....what a joke she is!!
she has a creepy Camille Grammer vibe.
What a psycho. What if a date wanted to hold hands with her? She'd probably freak out and make the guy do that rubbing elbows together thing with her like Madeline Kahn and Gene Wilder did in Young Frankenstein during that scene where Madeline Kahn didn't want her nails to get messed up
Jolie's new best friend.
she must have a bidet with an assistant...just sayin.
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Bidet
"not so fast tom ryan..."
"People are amazed at how I can make a living off of, ummmm- 5 inches(giggle)"
That's what 'suckandfuck' says everyday.
The most I've made with my hands is $20 in a parked van in a dark alley. If my hands made me $1,000 an hour, I'd treat them like royalty too.