Kathy Griffin Calls Bristol Palin "The White Precious"
Thanks to Kathy Griffin, I now have the image of Sarah Palin sitting her ass in a pleather rocker and taking drags from a cigarette in between yelling at Bristol for not plucking all the hairs out of the pig's feet. And Bristol, how in the fuck is Sarah supposed to eat pig's feet without no collard greens? Actually, it would be moose feet and boiled pine cones. But I digress.
Kathy Griffin went and did it! Bitch forced the troops to attack her ear holes with a whole lot of BITCH BOOM BYEs at the Vh1 Divas Salute the Troops concert on Friday night (that shit aired last night). Kathy brought up Dancing with the Stars and then joked that Bristol is the only contestant who got fatter as the weeks went by.
Kathy put it like this: "She's the only contestant in the history of the show to actually gain weight. No, come on, come on. She gained like 30 pounds a week, I swear to God, it was fantastic. She's like the white Precious."
Either the troops fap for Bristol and they didn't appreciate Kathy calling her ass fat. Or the troops fap for Precious and they didn't appreciate Kathy comparing her to Bristol. Either way they poured boo after boo onto Kathy.
As soon as Bristol finished cleaning up the broken pieces of the analog TV her mom dropped into the stairwell from above, she burped out this response to Pop Tarts: “The audience's reaction to this ‘comedian’ spoke volumes, and the decent people I know would probably have booed her, too. I hope people didn't have to pay money to hear her negativity and criticisms when you can watch my mom do that shit for free!”
You know, I'm disappointed with Tripp who obviously wrote this Bristol! In the last statement she released, she name dropped both KD Lang and the Indigo Girls! But yet she didn't pull out one famous name from the 90s for Kathy. Couldn't she have dropped Paula Poundstone's name, or even Rita Rudner? Someone. And Bristol also forgot to use the word "canard" again. We're going to need a refund.
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I don't have any love stored in a corner of my heart for Bristol or her family and she was awful on DWTS. BUT I think anyone's got some fucking nerve to call that girl fat. You know more than half of these bitches are bigger than that who are complaining about her body.
And Kathy Griffin has some damn nerve talkin about people's look with those fucking knees of hers.
There is nothing precious about Beef Brisket Palin at all. I wonder how Sarah is going to explain away Brisket getting knocked up again. That abstinince shit is really working well for those Palin whores isn't it? I wonder which one will admit to being pregnant first Willow or Brisket?
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
It looks like Bristol's been eating too much General Tso's canard.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 7:53pm.
Correction, Spice Dong: Bush was elected his first term and appointed by the Supreme Court for his second term. Big difference.
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Correction Bjork You: The media's examination of the undervotes showed Bush won Florida for his second term. Read it for yourself.
http://articles.cnn.com/2001-04-04/politics/florida.recount.01_1_ballots...
God, I hate this whole famliy of white trash snowbillies. Mean-spirited, obnoxious, thin-skinned bullies. And stupid as a box of rat hair. The only thing they do is make stupid people feel smart, bigots feel justified, and mean people feel righteous.
Fuck them all.
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Bristol does come across as being smarter then her mother.She gave an interview saying that she would not recommend being a mom at such a young age. Meanwhile her idiot mother was going on and on and on and on and on about how wonderful the whole situation is. Someone needs to tell Kathy it does not take a genious to starve themselves to be thin. Which she obviously is. She looks like an old scarecrow.
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Submitted by dusted on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 10:54pm.
Are you kidding? Not that Kathy Griffin looks good, but did you see even 1 second of Bristol on DWTS? I'm pretty sure sex with Bristol would be like fucking a dead manatee.
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Tens of thousands of dollars of plastic surgery and that's the best Kathy's got.
Bristol could lose weight. Kathy will always be a butta face.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 8:26pm.
This insult comes from a middle-aged woman who starves herself thin and has had far too many cosmetic procedures to count. She has body dysmorphia and is not a good gauge of how "fat" somebody truly is.
I hate that Palins as much as anybody with an IQ over 100. Body snark is not an acceptable form of attack.
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I agree with you.
This is my problem with Kathy. She pimped up a deadbeat dad in Levi just because she hates Palin.
I hate Palin too, but giving time to a complete fucking moron like Levi just because you dislike a politician is lame.
That said, Bristol is putting herself out there so she is fair game.
Submitted by coca on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 8:11pm. Bristol could slap on another 10 pounds and still no man would pick Kathy and her butta face over Bristol.
Are you kidding? Not that Kathy Griffin looks good, but did you see even 1 second of Bristol on DWTS? I'm pretty sure sex with Bristol would be like fucking a dead manatee.
The only guy who would have Kathy only wanted her for her money. I forget how much her husband stole from her.
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It's fascinating that the Palin clan respond to literally any perceived slight, no matter the source.
From my experience, the troops are generally a lot more conservative than the populace. Therefore, not a lot of love for Kathy's dose of reality.
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Most people in the military are Republicans and I'm going to take a wild guess that most military men don't watch DWTS...well don't ask, don't tell!
Why is Kathy calling out anyone on weight gain when she is the eternal *Tranny Bonaduce*? (Lol, greg giraldo rip <333)
Actually they started booing when she said Bristol Palin.
And do they really fucking watch DWTS? Hail no.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 9:33pm....what ?? I've had a few glasses of chardonnay and my conspiracy theory mood is high. ------------
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Kathy Griffin is disgusting. Looking at her hurts my eyes. It would help if she was funny, but her act is always the same.
Bristol will drop from sight for the next 6 months (giving her time to give birth and drop some weight) and a Palin "cousin" will either give "birth" to a new baby and give it to the Palin's or the baby will be sold on the black market and never heard from again...what ?? I've had a few glasses of chardonnay and my conspiracy theory mood is high. Speaking of conspiracy theories what the hell ever happened to Crispy Raaaaynaldo's world cup "baby" ???
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Say what you want about Kathy
and yeah she did bomb on that Bristol bit
But she cares enough to drag her ass over there for the troops several times
Submitted by irishdevil on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 7:43pm.
S. Palin has to be a witch. How else would a majority of white lower middle class Americans agree with any one thing she has to say?
Well, they have the white thing down, but in general, they're not more than a generation into the middle class biz.
This troop right here would cut Bristol Palin with Kathy Griffin's razor sharp hipbones. Just sayin'.
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My ex has a massive crush on Bristol Palin.
Kathy co-starred in the greatest film of all time, "It's Pat"...the single most sickening Oscar snub in film history. The hot cunt can do no wrong.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 9:14pm.
Fuck them for being up the Palin's ass. They can't take a joke? Kathy is stating the obvious. Bitch looks pregnant in that red dress.
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No matter what the commercials say, the U.S. armed forces aren't always made up of the best and the brightest, especially when it comes to the National Guard and Army Reserves. I had one friend who served in the Army and another in the National Guard and they would always talk about how dumb their fellow grunts were. The officers and specialists might have been smart but were brainwashed with right-wing radio and Fox News.
Why is everyone defending a fucking Palin, WTF is wrong with you people???? I guess the brainwashing has worked... sad ... Bristol was nothing but a underage skank who had a bastard child, why is she being put on a pedestal? Because of her mother? Who is but a ignorant, racist puppet....Good for Kathy it was the nicest thing she could say about a group of awful people,Bristol and her fat ass are easy picking, good!
KG has done multiple USO tours entertaining the troops overseas...
Paylin didn't even have a passport until 2006...
and Brisket can see Burger King from her front porch.
Just sayin'.
I love KG's outfit!
Bristol used to be kind of pretty. Then she joined DWTS and got fat. Who'd of thunk someone could gain weight while training for a dancing show.
And she's just like her mother, Caribou Barbie, who can dish out criticism but can't take it.
Fuck them for being up the Palin's ass. They can't take a joke? Kathy is stating the obvious. Bitch looks pregnant in that red dress. Is she going to talk shit to everyone who attacks her? She has a long 15 minutes ahead of her.
Kathy, that's incredibly offensive, and I'm horribly, horribly disappointed in you. The character Precious actually had SOME redeeming qualities.
Seriously, Bristol's desperate. She's hanging onto the limelight by her hooves because she knows Willow's just days away from a pregnancy or a drug charge.
That pic of Bristol squeezed into an unflattering flapper dress proves that Levi really will fuck anything.
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Shiitake happens...
Bristol is a BIG girl. She can handle it.
That's what happens when your diet consists of moose lard and elk ears.
Bristol, you went after fame, you and your fat ass are fair game. Now if you don't like it then you know what to do.
What IS up with Brisket?? Is she preggers? Is Willow preggers? Hell is Sarah preggers? Is Alaska this boring? Just a lot of fucking and shooting at moose, I guess.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 8:03pm.
betcha my Slim Jim, Now&Later, Jolly Rancher and Easy Mac stash bitch is pregnant again...
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bwhahahaha!! Well guess what, the mensa-qualifying Palins' might be celebrating a down home Alaskan two-for, cause there is some suspicion her younger sis is hiding a pregnancy.
*delicately places slim jim, jollys, 80s Dance Moves tape and combos into baby-shower gift basket*
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AWESOME! I just hope that Bristol is carrying a lil' Situation up in her Situation. That would make me CREAM! Can you imagine Snookie and Sara Palin planning the baby shower together???? HEAVEN!
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The best part is, she now has an eating disorder--if she didn't already.
bwhahahaha!! Well guess what, the mensa-qualifying Palins' might be celebrating a down home Alaskan two-for, cause there is some suspicion her younger sis is hiding a pregnancy.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 7:53pm.
Correction, Spice Dong: Bush was elected his first term and appointed by the Supreme Court for his second term. Big difference.
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You mean that the other way around right? Whether he was elected without shenanigans in both terms is debatable.
Actually, shenanigans is too cute of a word for what Bush/Cheney were doing.
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
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This insult comes from a middle-aged woman who starves herself thin and has had far too many cosmetic procedures to count. She has body dysmorphia and is not a good gauge of how "fat" somebody truly is.
I hate that Palins as much as anybody with an IQ over 100. Body snark is not an acceptable form of attack.
When Bristol was little, she saw a cruise ship docked in Anchorage with "Canard Line" on the side.
Bitch is obviously pregnant and will name her next child Fall. *crickets*
I loathe this family,but for some reason I hate Bristol the most. Shut the fuck up about abstinence and take of the son that you obviously don't care about.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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I cannot believe the gut, flabby arms, and chubby cheeks on such a young woman. Something has to be going on with her. Is she constantly eating because she's pregnant or because she's not having sex anymore?
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 8:03pm.
betcha my Slim Jim, Now&Later, Jolly Rancher and Easy Mac stash bitch is pregnant again...
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bwhahahaha!! Well guess what, the mensa-qualifying Palins' might be celebrating a down home Alaskan two-for, cause there is some suspicion her younger sis is hiding a pregnancy.
*delicately places slim jim, jollys, 80s Dance Moves tape and combos into baby-shower gift basket*
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Bristol could slap on another 10 pounds and still no man would pick Kathy and her butta face over Bristol.
Doesn't anyone remember Kathy's boo hoo story about almost dying from her liposuction operation?
Please bitch
I love Kathy's crazy ass!
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Submitted by onthefringe on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 7:31pm.
I didn't watch DWTS but I did notice from pics online that she was gaining weight. I actually felt a little sorry for her since it was happening in such a public way and I'm sure she felt uncomfortable about it. Something is going on with that girl.
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betcha my Slim Jim, Now&Later, Jolly Rancher and Easy Mac stash bitch is pregnant again...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...