Kathy Griffin Calls Bristol Palin "The White Precious"
Thanks to Kathy Griffin, I now have the image of Sarah Palin sitting her ass in a pleather rocker and taking drags from a cigarette in between yelling at Bristol for not plucking all the hairs out of the pig's feet. And Bristol, how in the fuck is Sarah supposed to eat pig's feet without no collard greens? Actually, it would be moose feet and boiled pine cones. But I digress.
Kathy Griffin went and did it! Bitch forced the troops to attack her ear holes with a whole lot of BITCH BOOM BYEs at the Vh1 Divas Salute the Troops concert on Friday night (that shit aired last night). Kathy brought up Dancing with the Stars and then joked that Bristol is the only contestant who got fatter as the weeks went by.
Kathy put it like this: "She's the only contestant in the history of the show to actually gain weight. No, come on, come on. She gained like 30 pounds a week, I swear to God, it was fantastic. She's like the white Precious."
Either the troops fap for Bristol and they didn't appreciate Kathy calling her ass fat. Or the troops fap for Precious and they didn't appreciate Kathy comparing her to Bristol. Either way they poured boo after boo onto Kathy.
As soon as Bristol finished cleaning up the broken pieces of the analog TV her mom dropped into the stairwell from above, she burped out this response to Pop Tarts: “The audience's reaction to this ‘comedian’ spoke volumes, and the decent people I know would probably have booed her, too. I hope people didn't have to pay money to hear her negativity and criticisms when you can watch my mom do that shit for free!”
You know, I'm disappointed with Tripp who obviously wrote this Bristol! In the last statement she released, she name dropped both KD Lang and the Indigo Girls! But yet she didn't pull out one famous name from the 90s for Kathy. Couldn't she have dropped Paula Poundstone's name, or even Rita Rudner? Someone. And Bristol also forgot to use the word "canard" again. We're going to need a refund.
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@cricket-Beef Brisket Bristol. Too funny.
This bitch wouldn't have made it on to the Home Shopping Network if it wasn't for a bunch of corrupt repukelicans owned networks trying their damnedest to erase her coke whore Alaskan valley trash past.
erasing duplicate post...what's up with this today?
Knocked up by her dancing coach?
I hate this STUPID ALASKAN PIECE OF WHITE TRASH COKE WHORE.
I had the unfortunate experience of seeing her mother's interview about her on the show and I couldn't change channels because unlike you BRISTOL AKA FAT WHORE, I was at the gym working out and therefore powerless to change what was before my eyes.
Sarah kept prattling on about how Bristol had asked her about doing the show and Sarah said that she had told her to go ahead and do the show because people would say mean things anyway so what did it matter?
OK-JUST WONDERING if that is going to be Sarah's attitude towards government as in - 'WELL, LET'S JUST GO AHEAD AND MAKE raping kids legal because PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY!"
DUMB ASS WHITE TRASH FAMILY-don't put your whore of babylon daughter in front of the spotlight and people probably won't say mean things about her-especially as she's a total fuck up.
That's hilarious but in a really sad way. Hopefully she won't go all anorexic like Nicole Richie did. I don't think she's fat but she would probably get less hate if she lost around ten pounds.
Bristol can go on a diet.
KG will always be an ugly skank douche
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 1:20pm. Sarah Palin is fair game (as is Kathy), both of them being public figures. Kids of public figures are not so shut the fuck up Kathy and go eat a fucking bologna sandwich or some fucking thing.
If Bristol were just quietly living her life somewhere, I would agree with you. However, she has appeared on a tv drama, was a contestant on a competitive reality show, does loads of interviews and appears on magazine covers and gives lectures, etc. Really, how much more of a public figure could she be?
Obvously I am no fan of Sarah Palin but Kathy Griffin is just an old ugly fucking db looking for relevance in a world where she is not relevant.
Sarah Palin is fair game (as is Kathy), both of them being public figures. Kids of public figures are not so shut the fuck up Kathy and go eat a fucking bologna sandwich or some fucking thing.
Kathy Griffin is just doing her job, which last time I checked, is to hold a mirror up to our ridiculous tabloid culture by being a totally inappropriate cunt.
The Palin clan is a blight and a disgrace. The commenters who mentioned Chelsea Clinton, Megan McCain, the Bush twins, etc. got it right. Those women have handled being thrust into the spotlight by their parents' ambitions with grace and class (for the most part). Bristol, on the other hand, never had a hope in hell of being able to do that. Hick trash begets hick trash.
ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 8:04am.
Ha! I got on the scale this morning and went, "Come ooooon, persistent cough!". That's how I lost the last five.
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LOL! My neighbor is doing a weight loss competition at work and the pot is up to $400. I told her that I would just walk thru the meat department and start licking all the packaged raw chicken if I were her.
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LOL...LOVE Kathy! I seen it on vh1 and as she was getting boo'd she encouraged them to boo louder, saying something like...Louder! I live to get boo'd.
...and i thought i was the only one who thought, don't the contestants normally lose weight on DWTS?
LMFPO @ "White Precious"!!!!.
Kathy G. might be ugly, but she's funny (at least I think she is) and that trumps Bristol's generic prettiness. Plus, I think Kathy fucked on Levi and that makes me LOL, too.
As Al Bundy said, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat.
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Submitted by Cowjam on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 6:00am.
Bristol is NOT a heifer, OK?? A heifer is a young cow who has yet to give birth (learned that from Rose on Golden Girls). So Bristol's just a straight up cow.
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Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 7:59am.
"Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 7:16am.
Remember a size 6 is the new 14."
I LOVE "The Devil Wears Prada". I'm currently sick and can't stop thinking about the line, "I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight"
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Ha! I got on the scale this morning and went, "Come ooooon, persistent cough!". That's how I lost the last five.
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"Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 7:16am.
Remember a size 6 is the new 14."
I LOVE "The Devil Wears Prada". I'm currently sick and can't stop thinking about the line, "I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight"
Remember a size 6 is the new 14.
Team smash them both in the head.
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I think everyone is missing the point. It's not whether or not Bristol is "fat", but that she obviously skated through the workouts, as evidenced by her lack of muscle tone and supreme lack of dancing skills. Heifer is not a star, has no talent, and had no business being on that show.
Would Meaghan McCain or Jenna Bush be caught dead up on that stage? No, they were raised with class and dignity.
Kathy was just calling out a liar and a phoney. That's what she does and she does it well.
At least when Chelsea was picked on, she didn't feel the need to run her mouth. She grew up into a smart, pretty woman. She now has her revenge by living well. Maybe Bristol should take note of how Chelsea Clinton handled things.
Jayzus, I can't believe I used to enjoy Kathy, but over the last 7 or so yrs, she has just became so damn annoying with her constant need to shock and famewhore. Ugh.
Kathy cries like a bitch when Leno points out the obvious
http://kathygriffin.net/Press/newsweek20060612.php
"Although she often jokes about the way she looks, Griffin can be hurt when other people do, too. Last season, after Jay Leno teased that a shot of her posing with model Carmen Electra looked like a before-and-after photo, Griffin broke down in tears on the way home. "I was being a dumb girl," she says now. "Some days that stuff will roll right off my back, and other days it will totally crush me. I have no explanation for it. I wish I could be a guy."
Well she looks like an ugly guy so she's half way there.
Submitted by Fraggle on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 1:14am.
Chelsea Clinton was treated so cruelly as a child of a President and I'm glad she never attempted suicide (that I know of) and she grew into a beautiful swan. Chelsea is the epitome of style and grace and fairytale endings.
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I remember the Chelsea bashing and it was awful... I was an awkward, braces wearing, junior high student with frizzy hair when she was around...I don't think the media could even get away with the stuff they said about her today... the press was AWFUL to her !!
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I guess telling the truth is a Revolutionary Act in this cuntry. VH1 was worried about editing?
Chelsea Clinton was treated so cruelly as a child of a President and I'm glad she never attempted suicide (that I know of) and she grew into a beautiful swan. Chelsea is the epitome of style and grace and fairytale endings.
Bristol? Not so much.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 12:59am.
I do think she's cute, but I'm mostly just disgusted that if you're even slightly overweight that you're hideous and belong in a fucking cave somewhere.
Unless, like I've said, you've got tits up to your chin. Then it's OK to be 15-25 pounds overweight, which is such a bullshit double standard because even at a normal weight you're "fat" by Hollywood's standards, but being marginally overweight is acceptable.
That's the message.
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Ew! Not pretty! Now you guys are just being nice. Which disgusts me.
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Submitted by Schlong on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 12:09am.
Palin haters need to give it a rest. The more you 'mention' them, the more power you give them.
Willow... time for bed now, hun.
Submitted by Schlong on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 12:28am.
I agree that calories are the most important factor when it comes to weight.
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Submitted by Schlong on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 12:12am.
If your thighs currently rub together and if you wear a size over size 10 then your comments are null and void.
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Yay this means all my comments against Bristol "the double chin" Palin are valid!!
I am by no means a Bristol fan (I really don't care actually), but Bristol could gain 1000 pounds and she'd still be cuter than Kathy Griffin. She obviously hasn't fixed the face but wearing camo underwear should help distract everyone, right?
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 12:10am.
I think Bristol Palin isn't ugly. A famewhore, but cute.
And yeah, I know there's fat and then there's Hollywood fat but the media (including my mum's VOGUE) sure hasn't had any problems forcing the blowup doll version of Tilda Swinton, Christina Hendricks, in our faces and she's a behemoth by Hollywood standards, but since she has two tumorous looking snowballs jacked up to her chin it's OK for her to be overweight.
If Bristol Palin wants to get away with being even a pound overweight, all she needs is a set of implants and compensate for every pound with her bra cup size.
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The rich getting richer is the problem eh? Like all of those rich Liberals?
And, sorry, but, we have the fattest fucking dolts sucking on the welfare teat. It's hilarious when people cry about the 'poor' people 'suffering' from OBESITY. Sorry, but, a dude just proved that you could live on junk food and LOSE WEIGHT and improve your health by just controlling caloric intake. lol!
You want to see misery? Visit a Commie country.
I dunno, Schlong..Last I checked, I lived in America and the rich still keep getting richer..I'll letcha' know when we've got health care for everyone and decent roads tho.
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Submitted by Schlong on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 12:09am.
Palin haters need to give it a rest. The more you 'mention' them, the more power you give them.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
If your thighs currently rub together and if you wear a size over size 10 then your comments are null and void.
Kathy once said Dakota Fanning (when still a young child) was just out of rehab. This is her sense of humor. And I for one think she's funny as hell.
Unfortunately for ALL women in showbiz, if you have one inch of fat you are considered Precious. Get used to your new eating disorder, Bristol.
Palin haters need to give it a rest. The more you 'mention' them, the more power you give them.
You guys are so mean..I mean, if she lost a metric fuck-ton of weight and stayed at home and off our radar I think she could be pretty.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
At risk of stating the obvious, the only victim here is Gabby Sidibe.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 9:21pm.
Kathy co-starred in the greatest film of all time, "It's Pat"...the single most sickening Oscar snub in film history. The hot cunt can do no wrong.
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Kathy seems to think that skinny trumps ugly. Wrong.
I've always hated Kathy Griffin and the Palins are annoying, but I really hate fat jokes.
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Regardless of whatever one thinks of either party, you can't deny Kathy's right. Bristol may not be all-out "fat" but she's definitely chunky. And it's really difficult to try to deduce how the hell she gained weight on a dancing show when practically everyone else who's ever been on it has lost weight (those who weren't skinny to begin with, that is).
The pregnancy conspiracies are interesting, but I guess we'll have to wait and see about that. But she might just drop out of the spotlight for five months or something if that happens. The only other explanation I can manage is that the "workout" made her carb crazy while she simultaneously wasn't putting any effort into it.
Kathy's stomach is the only part of her body that looks good. Her ass looks horrible, and now she looks old- she is too skinny.
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If you can't stand the heat, Palins, stay out of the pig-calling contest.
Seriously people stop talking about her. She releases a damn statement for everything. God!
i seen these pics on mediatakeout and kathy's ass looks awful, like she only had enough to get her tummy tucked but not enough for her ass. i think kathy griffin is funny but she really can't talk. i would have newfound respect for bristol if she came back and clowned kathy's looks, i mean it wouldn't be that hard.
Submitted by Inigo Jones on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 11:10pm.
It looks like Bristol's been eating too much General Tso's canard.
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Not so much Tso's canard as Borschit (added I stays). After all, Russia is practically in her backyard. Something tells me that her kind is st00pid enough to believe they can shit where they eat and not die.
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Submitted by Zambonie on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 9:31pm.
Say what you want about Kathy
and yeah she did bomb on that Bristol bit
But she cares enough to drag her ass over there for the troops several times
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That's because it's the only gig she can get.