James Franco Was Always A Bad Ass Bitch
Taylor Momsen can think that her "broiling dog nuts" ways have earned her the title of the hardest toddler of all-time and forever, but she needs to sit on her potty trainer and think about how she can try harder. Because a little before Taylor's dad accidentally ignored her mother's "DON'T CUM IN ME!!!!!!1!!" pleas, James Franco was ruling his junior high school with his skilled bad bitch moves. During an interview with the hunk of PBS James Lipton for Inside the Actors Studio, James talked about he entered a life of crime at a young age. Yup, you're afraid of him. From Page Six:
"I guess my life of crime started by stealing cologne. We'd keep them [cologne sample bottles] in the locker, in our gym locker at school and we'd sell some from the lockers."
So what James Franco is really trying to say is that he was a teen Avon Lady. The high school gangster version of Mary Kay. If James sold 12 bottles of hot cologne in a month, did his partners in crime paint his bike pink and add a pair of burgundy tassels to his handlebars? Where the fuck was James during my junior high years? He'd be the type to steal a half-used bottle of Skin So Soft from the powder room of his mom's best friend's house and give it to you for Christmas. Don't act like you're not swooning in the loins.
AND James also had this to say about the time he dropped out of UCLA and worked at McDonald's to support himself: "In the drive-through window . . . I would practice accents."
• 
This guy is "hot" by some stretch of the imagination that I'm totally missing, but too many of my fellow womankind these days will fuck anything.
†
"Look inside the executioner's hood, I will show you his grimace!"
-Darzamat (Blackward)
†
He looks like a child molester in this picture.
bad bad actor. fake. untalented. off.
See The Fighter in theatres December 2010.
There is something so fucking creepy about this hipsterdouche. I can't put my finger on the exact reason...he just seems like the type who would need his sex partner to take a huge steaming dump on his face before he can bust a nut. There's just something definitely, utterly wrong with him and I can't look past it.
--------------------------------------
19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Bahahahaha! Teen Avon Lady! MK is picking on James because he's jellis. He would have done this shit too if he weren't ogling all the dudes in the gym locker room instead.
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 2:42pm.
c'mon ladies! i can't be the only chick who doesn't find this fauxintellect hipster douche attractive.
_________________________________
I would fight you for him !! There's something charming about him that kind of erases the hipster douche part.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
MK why are you picking on Franco, I love him :(
He'll always be hot to me because of Daniel Desario......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdUCGiF-yaA
c'mon ladies! i can't be the only chick who doesn't find this fauxintellect hipster douche attractive.
His thumb's cut? I thought he lost his whole arm.
I used to find him hot, but the 70s porn stache is doing nothing for me.
********
Submitted by Megan_ on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 1:55pm.
my boss and i are the only ones in the office today and hes watchin porn cuz i can hear through his headphones.... i feel extremely uncomfortable right now :(
-------------------------------------------
LOL OMG! i'm sorry but that is FUNNAY!
********* SAVE A LIFE. ADOPT A PET *********
Time to blackmail a big raise out of the boss!
Submitted by Megan_ on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 1:55pm.
my boss and i are the only ones in the office today and hes watchin porn cuz i can hear through his headphones.... i feel extremely uncomfortable right now :(
He always looks like he needs some sun. I can't find him hot, he looks like my cousin.
I do however find it weird that he's never linked to ANYONE. He dated Marla Sokolof (sp? from sugar & Spice) for years, I thought they were engaged at one point? and all of a sudden the gay rumors came about and he's never seen with anyone. Makes one wonder...
$10 bucks that the colognes he was selling were Drakkar Noir, Joop, Canoe and Stetson...with some Gloria Vanderbilt and White Shoulders thrown in for the girls for good measure.
-------------------------------------------------
"Arrested for Prostitution!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dOLUhHfuCwfeature=related
·...¸><((((º>·´¯`·. ¸.><((((º> .·´¯`·..·><((((º>
my boss and i are the only ones in the office today and hes watchin porn cuz i can hear through his headphones.... i feel extremely uncomfortable right now :(
Fuckin-A
really...???, methinks he needs to stop hangin' with Tina.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
This man can do no wrong.
--------------------------------------
"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Winona Ryder is not impressed with his shenanigans.
*******************************************************************
"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
hahah, selling maryK in jr.high... love it.
-------------------------------------------------
You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
I can't really hate on the guy, he seems pretty normal ...what the hell do I know anyway.
He looks pretty pale and washed out in this pic.
Eyes bagged out and tired looking.
Now I want a happy meal. FU Franco
____________________________________________
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
He's suffereing from over-exposure, and he's doing everything in his power to abet it.
he looks like the type of dick that would take your last smoke and not give two shits about it... total douchey lookin 70's porn reject.
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
I don't buy his McDonald's job story either. He grew up in a (fairly) wealthy family in the Bay Area. I think he's saying that for street cred.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Now that's a badass hat.
I'd have ordered McDonald's from him, in my (awful) faux Scottish accent, a McSmall McFry, no mcdrink, mcthank mcyou mcvery mcmuch. And like every other drive-thru person when I was a teenager, he'd have said, "mcfuck mcyou."
He seems like such a hipster douche...but I can't help but want to bang him every which way. He reeks of sex although I see him as the kind of dude who farts during a blowjob during the first hook-up and thinks its hysterical (I mean save it for the 4th or 5th time).
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Meh....can we get some real gossip please! it's monday and i dont want to work!!!!!
********* SAVE A LIFE. ADOPT A PET *********
he looks like JDepp here
****************************
"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Seriously and all those celebs that put their name and face on a cologne or perfume, that's not fair to steal from them
STEALERS NEVER WIN!!!!
****************************
"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
I like him.
I liked him until today, sorry I can't joke, all those scientists and whatever asshole who worked on that cologne and he just takes the samples and sells them out of his locker like a fucking loser stoner punk, that's not funny at all...
-------------------------------------------------
Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.