Usher Jumped Out Of His Digital Coffin
If you would've asked me to bet my flavored lube collection on which "digitally dead" celeb would break their Twitter silence first, I would have put EVERYTHING on Kim Kardashian's ass. It's a good thing this didn't happen. I would've had a thirsty and dusty b-hole (I set myself up for that one, I know), because Usher was the one who digitally opened his digital coffin and digitally rose from digital death.
As Necole Bitchie points out, Usher delivered his last rites on November 30th and was supposed to stay dead until $1 million is raised for the Keep a Child Alive charity. The charity isn't halfway there, but that didn't stop Usher from blurting out 4 Tweets over the weekend.
This campaign is bizarre for many reason, but a promise is a promise! Usher can't just digitally rebuke digital death from his digital body because he feels like Tweeting about his lil' homey. I guess Usher doesn't care about keeping a child alive! THINK OF THE CHILDREN before you digitally resurrect yourself! It's not Digital Easter yet!
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Fuckwit couldn't even wait it out to post something IMPORTANT? It could have at least been about a charity, or an accident, or anything. Fuck Usher. It hasn't even been two weeks yet.
Such an idiotic concept to begin with. Alicia Keys probably just wanted more attention for her stupid ass--she was at the beginning of that video and she's on the front page on the website with her boobs hanging out. Then her Toucan Sam husband is in the list of 'celebrities', too, as if anybody cares about him. This is all just disproportionately irritating.
ONE person made up the difference.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/06/kim-kardashian-lady-gaga-stewart-rahr-bill...
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 2:49pm.
I think a much better campaign would be for celebs to shut off their Twatters until scientists find a cure for herpes.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Huh, so they went from basically not being able to raise shit to being able to hit their goal in a matter of hours? Wonder how many of these celebrities reached into their own pockets to a) avoid continuing to look like complete dumbasses as a result of their publicity stunt's epic fail and b) avoid continuing to lose money from not being able to Twat about their shitty little products (a la Kumbucket Kardashian).
I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate twatter and farcebook to the depths of my soul...it is just more ridic ego boosting and self important shit for people who think in their wee little brain and every fart they have (brain or otherwise) is so damn great they have to keep the world apprized of it. It makes me nauseous...and who the fuck really cares about the people they have digitally killed...such as Kim Whoretrashian, fugly big eared Usher, and whoever the else. I can't stand those asshats but do believe in curing AIDS, but there twatter accounts mean nothing to me, and I would rather not have to read all the shit they spew on their twats anyhow...so donate to AMFAR, and fuck these celebutards!!!
How come they had about 1/3 of million ofter 5 days, and now they gathered lacking 700 000 in few hours? And they're "alive" again and can write on twater and facebook (oh thank you god almighty for this gift!).
Usher is so fugly and such a MAJOR douche...anyone who introduced that lesbo Justin Bieber to the world has got to be a dipshit....cannot stand either one of them...
I can't wait until they "earn" their million (i.e. they donate some of their own and family money) and congratulate themselves on how brave they were to give up twitter and facebook.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Looks like these foolios are almost at the halfway mark, about $420k. I wonder how much of that is from $1 donations, and how much of that $1 doesn't go to fundraising/admin costs.
I think a much better campaign would be for celebs to shut off their Twatters until scientists find a cure for herpes.
(i.e., never)
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
A Twitter "digitally dead for life club" would be cool, it could be made to look like a prestigious award or such. Then have an annual big gala to induct the most offensive , boring, TMI types into it. I nominate John Mayer.
I was just going to donate a million dollars...but since USHER just screwed up the deal is now off!
Is there any chance that there are ppl that truly want to donate but are purposely withholding their funds just to keep these jackasses off of Twitter? If so, that's a better marketing scheme! I'm loving how they greatly over-estimated their "fanbase". I would also love it if they promised not to do some other shit to help us forget aboyt them using the same technique of giving money. One million measly dollars and these jacasses can't reach into their pockets and give. Waste of space!
This is the dumbest campaign I have ever heard of it.
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
They did this all wrong; they should have taken donations to keep them off Twitter forever. They would have raised the million and then some by now. I'm not giving money to help these bitches come "back to life".
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Stunt queen FAIL!
Just great. Kim Lardassian will use this as her excuse to twatter today -- Usher did it, so it must be okay!
I just can't bring myself to donate to any charity that a celebrity tries to sell to "regular" people (I'm looking at you, George Clooney). Wealthy people should donate themselves, and work their rich friends for the contributions. Truly able fundraisers know how to kiss rich ass to get that check.
Here's an idea for a counter-campaign: Donors' money goes to HIV/AIDS patients and the revocation of these fools' "artistic" licenses.
What complete asshatery. None of this makes sense. And I've never been a fan of Usher besides. Entitled overrated sub talented fucksticks, the lot of 'em.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
LEAVE USHER ALONE!!!!!!
They should've had the celebrities sign a contract that if they tweeted before it was time that THEY pay the difference needed to get to the goal amount.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Submitted by catwoman on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:01pm.
Truly disgusting how they put a $10 minimum on donations. Forget that us normal people can barely afford a $1 donation, how the fuck is someone going to tell me how much I have to donate to your shitty little charity?
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It's the fees to accept money that is the issue. It costs money to move money around so sometimes they have a minimum. If you donated a $1 most of it would go to the fees for accepting it.
This just serves to show how completely out of touch celebrities are with reality. Not only is it painfully obvious how egocentric they are by thinking that people will shell out to hear all the fascinating things they have to say, they obviously underestimate how able the general public is to give these days.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Their sense of importance to the world is just too much and their ego's make it impossible to shut the fuck up.
So they're the ones with all the money but they're asking US to donate? something seems wrong. it's not just about money people, get informed and spread the word. there are many other ways to help.
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Why would anyone give money to a charity campaign run by halfwits? Waste of money, waste of time, wastes of skin.
Forget the kids, I'm way more offended that he misspelled you're.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:03pm.
Link please?
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Khensu, you articulated the number one reason I despise this campaign: "Because you know, some poor child suffering from a lethal virus's life is as important as these cunts' Twitter updates."
Any person with some common sense regardless of fundraising experience could've figured out this campaign was a) offensive, and b) plain stupid. The fact that fucking Urrrrsher doesn't even know that he's supposed to still be digitally dead should be the cherry on the embarrassment sundae that this campaign has made. These mindless twats really think grown ass adults give a rat's ass about their entitled, self-involved bullshit to be moved, or as I read somewhere, emotionally blackmailed, to donate $10 and now $5? Hell to the N-O!
Children in Africa do need help, but this is fucking wrong and ridiculous, and I hope these celebutard idiots realize we're not willing to eat up their bullshit.
this fool can't stay away from the twits for a minute? isn't this a breach of contract? he should return all the money that people legitamely and give his own money...AND stay off the twits...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 11:31am.
http://keepachildalive.org/contact-us/
Let's all contact them and tell them how fucking stupid this campaign is.
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Done. Here is the direct email. info@keepachildalive.org
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:03pm.
Then ol’ boy did something out of this world, he yelled out something Haitian and some big ugly black man came out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.
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FUCKING LOLLLL!!
Usher may have AIDS but I don't believe a word of this.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Dandy Don Meredith died Sunday at the age of 72. He passed away after suffering a brain hemorrhage and lapsing into a coma. Now I've got the sads. Lots of childhood memories right there.
This is my day for dredging up weird and disgusting things I've read about some of the slebs. For example *Superhead* (Karinne Steffans) had this to say about our boy,Usher:
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"But she saved her most brutal jab for usher whom she categorized as "very small" and rated sex with him as "f*cking horrible.
Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex?
I wouldn't dream of being in a relationship with him. YUCK. It was just for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorry for him. So I fucked him.
Were you disappointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we "f*cked" and it was smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It was NOT me either. So I'm like 'babes, what's that smell?' He tried to make it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. I'm like whatever, can we get this over with.
How was the sex?
It was f*cking horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there. This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard time trying to find my hole. Then ol’ boy did something out of this world, he yelled out something Haitian and some big ugly black man came out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.
Are there any celebs you’d want to sleep with?
Yes! Just not Usher. I’d f*ck Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher again. I really would want to have sex with that guy Tyson Beckford, now he is packing, I seen some movies."
Joe Shmoe: Oh my!
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Truly disgusting how they put a $10 minimum on donations. Forget that us normal people can barely afford a $1 donation, how the fuck is someone going to tell me how much I have to donate to your shitty little charity? I will decide that thankyouverymuch! And I hate these self centered twats and how they thought people would be falling over themselves to give their hard earned money to get them Tweeting. I would've donated the required $10 to never have to see another word from any of these pretentious, egocentric, self-entitled cunts again. That is all.
HA! Looks like they changed the min. Now there is a 5$ min too. HAAHAAHAAA Bullshit.
So Ursher just digitally killed four chirrun? RUDE!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
"Prince JB" ??
Usher is dead to me.
"Alicia Keys sacrificed her digital life to help save millions of real lives affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa and India. That means no more Facebook or Twitter updates from her until $1,000,000 is raised to buy her life back"
Sooo that is from the website. Alicia "sacrificing" twitter and facebook is somehow comparable to a child suffering with AIDS. And they couldn't even raise 300,000 in 5 days. Also I heard somewhere that Lady Gaga just had her assistant throw out all of her old underwear and spend $20,000 on only silk chonies because it helps her create and perform better. (and this was 'news' on some talk radio station I heard in the car). Glad to see all that money being spent wisely.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Ok, that site just made me angry: so and so SACRIFICED their digital life? Are they serious? Now I'm just annoyed; these people are so full of themselves.
ETA: And those pics? F---ing classy.
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I clicked on this shit last week and the min to donate was 10 bucks. They actually tell people there is a min? FUCK YOU USHER.
I was a fan too. Complete Bullshit.
Honestly, the whole thing just amused me when I heard about it. Keep them off of twitter forever, I say. And I agree with you all; it KILLS me that all these celebs expect us "little people" to give, give, give yet they won't donate a penny themselves. Goes to show you just how egocentric these celebs are thinking we'd be so miserable without them people would be giving money left and right...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Not that it will get read but I just e-mailed this entire thread to their (probably) fake e-mail...I used my legit e-mail though so if I'm lucky I'll have a Scientology hit on me.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
DWM: They totally re-designed their website!!! Last week when MK posted the dead Kim K photo, I went there to look up their e-mail address so I could tell them how much they suck donkey balls.
There was NO contact information. NO link to the Keep A Child Alive page, and there was a page that had B&W photos of the celebs involved. KatieBot and The Smith Brats were there. Now there's no mention of them. The celebs were wearing the grey t-shirts with the bar codes on them.
It'll be interesting to see how this ends. There's no way they're gonna raise the money, their publicists are probably all freaking out because they're losing money by not tweeting, and they're all too fucking cheap to donate themselves. Popcorn please...
LMFAO at snowy!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
What I love are the Limousine Liberals who wax on about how tax breaks are evil and then they go and hide their fucking money in tax shelters.
Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 11:38am.
It's "you're" not "your," you DB.
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And this man makes millions. Then you wonder why kids think school is bullshit.
♥ Threadkilla!
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.~Fred Allen
GOD BLESS THE USHER-PITTS!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Yes, this is a CO$ fund. Trust.
And that asshole cult had more money than Bill Gates.
I refuse to line their pockets further.
I'd rather go buy a happy meal for the old homeless dude that begs on the corner.
It's "you're" not "your," you DB.