Josh Douchemel Learned A Lesson
On Thursday, Josh Duhamel was kicked off of a plane and put in time out without his toys after he threw a tantrum and refused to turn off his stupid ass BlackBerry. Josh wasted everyone's time by holding up a flight to Kentucky for nearly 90 minutes. Yes, 90 minutes! You know what those passengers could've done with those 90 minutes instead of sitting on the tarmac waiting for flight attendants to pop an annoying bag of hemorrhoids and pry him off the plane? They could've tap danced in an airport bathroom for some pre-flight peen. They could've read every tabloid cover-to-cover in a Hudson News. They could've swallowed a few Airborne and vodka shots in the terminal bar. But no, they had to wait a douchefart's pouty party of one to be over.
Josh's rep later burped out a "He's sowwy" statement. And at the TREVOR Live Benefit in Los Angeles last night, Josh told Access Hollywood (via People) that he's learned his lesson and will turn off his BlackBerry from now on. Josh had this to say, "I've learned that it's best to always turn them off. It was not my favorite moment. I'm good. Lesson learned."
So, Josh has barely learned that sometimes it's best to listen to adults with authority who have name tags on their uniforms (name tags are important)? Gold star for him! I wonder what new and exciting lessons Josh will learn next! Maybe he'll finally learn that wiping his own ass prevents skid marks on his Underoos. Seriously, Fergie is totally over scrubbing the nasty butt rainbows out of Josh's chonies after scrubbing the piss stains out of hers. Learn this, Josh!
Here's a few pictures of Josh at the Trevor Live last night along with some pictures of Fergie looking like a real mess in London over the weekend. If The Geefle tried to swallow Janice...
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I always thought she was the asshole of the pair and didn't deserve him. I was wrong, they are both assholes and deserve each other.
a dickhead is a dickhead is a dickhead. pretty simple.
If it looks like a douche, acts like a douche, and says douchey things, it's a self absorbed celebutard.
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Shiitake happens...
I met both Fergie and Josh separately within weeks of each other. he was meh, but she was so nice! I cracked her up busting out my "Fuzzalicious" song about my dog......(who was with me)
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White knuckles on black and blue skin
He didn't mean to hit her, but she kept laughing
White knuckles sweating on the headboard
He never found out what the kisser was for
-Elvis Costello
My two younger sisters met Fergie at one of her shows in NYC and met her backstage. They both said she was really nice to them and signed them autographs and took pics. So can't really hate on her.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Shouldn't he have to pay???
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I wish I was on that plane so I could sue the bastard for making me miss a connecting flight! I'd try to get as much money out of his sugar-mamma's ass!
Y'all need to treat the future King with more respect. Yes I do predict Mr.Duhamel will be the future "King of Syfy Original Movies." And Fergie Ferg is starting to look like Dyan Cannon. And that ain't a compliment.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Douchefromhell! He was just texting his prosti instructions and that he was going to be late.
Ferg is fug, but the shoes are fab.
Oh, and did all the other people on that plane learn their lessons too you Asswagon????
What a fucker!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm good."
As long as YOU'RE good, Josh. God, what a self-centered prick.
his lack of pupils in that pic lead me to believe that his dumbass was lining up some heroin to be waiting for his arrival. he's on dope and fuggly fug is on the meth. cute couple.
i haven't dropped a drink all night.
Josh Dumbashell (© howdare you) should offer gifts of some type to everyone he delayed--mini-Oprah-style. He or his wife can afford it.
@how dare you
"Josh Dumbashell"
haha!!
Eww, what is Cheryl Cole doing, hanging out with someone that his fug like Fergie? Plus, Josh Douchemel, has always been a Douch, for example he dumped his longtime "nobody girlfriend/fiance" to marry Fergie.
Why does she always look so old? I'm sorry but douche that he is, Fergie isn't even close to his level.
wasn't Brigitte Bardot against wearing animals and puppets? what happened?!
Did he learn to apologize to all the people he so dumbly and selfishly inconvenienced? maybe i missed it. well, it's ok, he will be getting plenty of side eye when he flies from now on.
So, Josh Dumbashell learned his lesson? Why not try learning the rules before you get on the plane? The TSA has an entire website that tells you what to expect when you fly. If that wasn't enough, rule #1 is when an airline employee tells you to do something and you disregard them, they can get you kicked off the plane.
I hope the airline didn't refund his ticket. I hope the TSA or the FAA or some agency fines his ass, and then THAT will be lesson learned, motherfucker.
Hey Josh: FUCK THE HELL OFF YOU ASSHOLE!!!!
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You're under arrest, sugar!
I rather like the big bird does the jolly green giant look on Fergie-distracts us from her fug face and those shoes are cool but they must be really uncomfortable with an instep like that.
Both her and Cheryl Cole are dressed up like its not sub zero Siberian temperatures in London-fuck Its making me cold just looking at them..
I was just thinking what a very stylish looking homeless dude that is until on closer inspection I see its that asshole Will.i.am -isnt it??
As regards Josh Douchbag-MK has pegged him for the toddler he clearly is and its REALLY unappealing-women want a man-not a fucking little boy.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
We all know that we're supposed to turn off our electronics on a flight, he didn't just learn it that day. I'd have more respect for him if he just admitted he was a douche and apologized.
Ugh. I also just noticed her thumbnail (not the thumbnail pictures, but the nail on her thumb), and I feel nauseated. What's wrong with that thing? It's frightening and most likely chock-full of e. coli and methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus.
I think she approaches her daily look with WWKZD? in mind: What would Kim Zolciak Do?
Submitted by westward ho on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 11:09am.
so fergie's wearing lisa rinna's old lips now?
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Yes, plus she's wearing Bernadette Peters' coat salvaged from the costumes used in "Slaves of New York".
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
so fergie's wearing lisa rinna's old lips now?
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but, then again, what do i know?
Whatever...this bitch is still a grade A cunt!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 10:36am.
Man, she really does look like a fucked anus.
yea, she does look disturbingly like Bret Michaels.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
What's this guy known for, other than d-baggery?
He learned nothing. Dumbass douchenozzle.
Oh and that's right Fergie...LARGE sunglasses and hats are your friend.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Man, she really does look like a fucked anus.
Much more entertaining would be the lesson he learned the time he allowed Fergie to drink too much right before bedtime.
Why did that plane sit and wait for 90 mins. If it had left him at the gate he wouldn't have been so cocky to the Access Hollywood interview that he wouldn't have made it to. Wanker.
Submitted by Ding_Dong on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 9:29am.
How come Fergie always looks like death?
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Meth.
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 9:28am.
I don't get the jowls on Fergie. She's only in her 30s, and she's super fit. Thoughts?
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Meth.
What an asshole. That's beyond obnoxious and self-centered.
I'm scared of EC
*pees*
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I'm actually surprised to hear about these shenanigans coming from him, never thought he was that much of a douche. Yet another flight in which the air marshal missed a golden opportunity to roundhouse kick an annoying entitled celebrity in the balls.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Why Mr."I'm Good" was allowed 90 minutes to hold up a flight is a real mystery to me. I was on a flight recently when a woman some rows up refused to get off her phone. In less than five minutes the captain came out of the cockpit and took her phone. Duhamel isn't a big enough celeb to earn a 90 minute hissy fit on his Blackberry. They both look ridiculous, he and she both.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
SO, THE DOUCHE BAG CAN ONLY MUSTER A "LESSON LEARNED" QUIP AND AN "I'VE LEARNED IT'S BEST TO TURN THEM OFF"????!!!! HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU? EVEN A KID KNOWS TO SHUT OFF HIS FUCING ELECTRONICS WHEN THE PLANE IS ABOUT TO TAKE OFF. WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY? OBAMA?HE IS SOOOOOO IMPORTANT THAT NOW, HE WILL DEIGN TO BE LIKE THE REST OF US AND TURN OFF HIS DINGLEBERRY? EVEN OBAMA, THE POTUS, ISN'T ABOVE TURNING OFF HIS ELECTRONIC DEVICES, BUT JOSH WILL BE INCONVENIENCED NOW BECAUSE "LESSON LEARNED, IT'S BEST"FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR STUPID ASS MOVIES THAT EITHER TANK OR RIDE ON THE FACT THAT GIANT ROBOTS STEAL THE SHOW.FUCK YOU!
Did he get a nose job? He's got that plasticine appearance about him.
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"Look inside the executioner's hood, I will show you his grimace!"
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Imagine the dickhead moves he pulls in private, on the set, or with "staff" and/or associates if he so blatantly does this in public. He must be a nightmare to be around...also is he the one who cheated (allegedly) on the Ferg with strippers ? I can totally picture him as a Patrick Bateman type saying things like "don't just stare at my cock, get on your knees and suck it bitch"...and that 'apology' isn't even trying a half of one percentage point.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by scary monsters on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 10:10am.
Who is styling these two? He's too tall/big for those shiny, skinny Seacrest ties and she's pretty much dressing like "Elderly Hooker #5" from some old episode of "Starsky and Hutch."
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BAHAHAHA
Aren't these two divorced yet?
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
What a douche. He learned his lesson? He's good? I feel bad for the people on that flight that got delayed. I'm sure some missed connecting flights because of him. I wish they were all allowed to beat his arrogant ass. I wish they HAD beat his ass on the airplane!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
opps sowwy double post
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
What a d-bag! I use to think he was such a hottie, not with a asshole move like that!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
During the 90 minutes it would have been nice for Josh is some of the passengers had corn-holed her!
Who is styling these two? He's too tall/big for those shiny, skinny Seacrest ties and she's pretty much dressing like "Elderly Hooker #5" from some old episode of "Starsky and Hutch."
Her red carpet outfit is particularly ill-fitting and wrinkled. They both look like they're on something. He looks high, and she looks like she drank too much and stayed up all night.
I've never been able to move past the fact that she thought it was okay to simply piss herself on stage. Not so, uh, glamorous, but also an indication that she isn't really bound by basic social norms.
They seem like two people who met at a bar on Pride Weekend, drunkenly hit it off, and decided that a faux marriage would help their careers. She'd look younger, and like she could draw a better-looking guy than we might expect, and he'd get the publicity and money from her greater fame. Strangest duo ever.
Edited to add that Whamo's Agnes Moorhead as Endora reference is spot-on.
Submitted by YourCuntiness on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 9:48am
LOL, maybe the brain absorbs the gel and it affects brain chemistry.
It's funny how the over-gelled look hasn't even been fashionable for years but the ones with it think they're nature's gift.
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