Big Brother 12's Rachel & Brendon In A Skype Sex Scandal
I don't know what's more shocking, that Brendon and Rachel from Big Brother 12 are still together (or were, I should really type) or that he's dumb enough to flash his dick on Skype without thinking it's going to be broadcast all over the internet? That second question is rhetorical, by the way. Rachel, the hyena whose screeching voice could give a deaf person a migraine, and Brandon, her whipped boyfriend, broke up the other day after she found out he was cyber fucking with at least three pieces.
One of those pieces, released a picture of Brendon's peen puckering up for his web cam and when it came across Rachel's desk she immediately Twatted the girl to get the bottom of EVERYTHING. ONTD has been documenting this ongoing drama and has screencapped Rachel's Twitter plea (which she has since deleted):
Rachel packed up her cases of Feria and carried the pieces of her broken heart all the way back to Las Vegas. While riding in his lonely inner tube for one in the shallow puddle created by Rachel's tears of betrayal, Brendon recorded a woeful public apology for passing his peen on Skype. AHAHAHAHA! This shit is better than the entire season of BB12.
If this monologue was set to music, it would be a Stevie B song. Watch the Ballad of the Sad Pussy below:
All of this for just web cam whoring?! How did these two get college degrees when they are permanently stuck in the 9th grade? I swear, Rachel probably made the water in a test tube turn green once and now she thinks she's a fancy scientist!
Oh, and I can totally read your mind. You've been internally screaming "WHERE'S THE PEEN? WHERE'S THE PEEN? WHERE'S THE PEEN?" since this post started. Well, (NSFW) here's the peen! That's a good dick attached to a big fat vagina.
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OMG! lame people. how embarrassing. what an idiot!
*Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 8:32pm.
Let me invoke jim here by saying, WHO THE FUCK WATCHES THIS BULLSHIT?
MK & I do and dramaqueen! ;P
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It's a nice peen...but it's been in that painted whore from Vegas...so no thanks. ;-P
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
No idea who these people are but for what it's worth, that's a pretty fine looking cock.
The girl looks manly.
I love the peen pick, thanks MK!
I've never seen Big Brother and I don't understand how it's still airing.
Whoever these asswipes are, the girl (are we really sure that thing is female??) And the guy? He looks like he prefers men. YAWN on whoever these attention whore are.
Nice looking dick.
But why do his balls look like they were dipped in a vat of ground up blueberries?
I'm sorry, I've just never seen balls quite that color. Maybe it's just a shitty webcam.
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
That is a magnificent cock - nicely groomed too. I'd hit it.
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Submitted by Few Words on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 5:44pm.
gonna dedicate "its a heartache" by bonnie tyler to these 2 wads of snot
Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 8:32pm.
Let me invoke jim here by saying, WHO THE FUCK WATCHES THIS BULLSHIT?
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Fking this. Exactly, @both of you fkers. (or @3 fkers, since jim was appropriately invoked here).
*waves the bird lovingly to all; crawls back to ppr writing*
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
Let me invoke jim here by saying, WHO THE FUCK WATCHES THIS BULLSHIT?
Who are these assholes and why should I care?
*clicks on pic*
Oh. Gotcha.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 2:18pm.
*yawn* Me not impressed with the peen.
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LOL! Socky, you always say things so darn cute!
gonna dedicate "its a heartache" by bonnie tyler to these 2 wads of snot
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
hahahhahhahahhahahha
just how I imagined but i still like him, he is a total douchebag hahhahahaahahh
it serves both well. and now he is apologizing? somebody get some kleenex for me , i'm crying ??
buh , he will do the same thing a thousand times and he will apologize a thousand time but he is gorgeous , so everything is erase. go on my boy.
once upon a time there was this boy and this girl, and they never lived happily ever after THE END.
What's she complaining about she has the look of total white trash and if she is from Vegas, well please...the final piece of that white trash puzzle.
Is this the guy who was spanking it in the shower?
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No that was Lane (pronounced Lame).
Bredan has a nice dick though. I'd hit it.
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Shiitake happens...
Big Brother is like soccer. Big in UK and South America but floppo in the USA.
Is this the guy who was spanking it in the shower?
Now Brett Farve should be REALLLLY embarrassed!
Yes, I was screaming in my head "Where's the peen already???"
Oh MK, you know us so well.
Great dick though, too bad it's attached to a douche.
Cue side eye and then some serious AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA! Karma's a beeyotch on both of them they are both the dregs of humanity.
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I'M DONESVILLE!
Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
DAYUM!!!! No wonder the trick stuck around. Opened my eyes more than with 4 Four Lokos. Thanks for the peen, MK. It hit the spot.
dayum nice cock!!! and i wouldnt mind tea bagging him too...i love a man who manscapes!!!
yum yum!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Don't know who these people are. I stopped watching Big Brother a few years back when they decided that the cast of housemates should be comprised of narcissistic, low-class bar hounds. The season when the resident nymphos gave lap dances and on-camera blow jobs was it for me. Given that, I fail to understand how anyone from the house could expect a mutually respectful and monogamous relationship from another. There all exhibitionist sluts. That's why they were picked for the show.
These 2 fucked more than once in the house & on camera, & she's surprised he's doing this shit? Hated them then, hate them now.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
LOL! This is so dumb.
♥ Threadkilla!
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.~Fred Allen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
i don't care about the guy, the girl, or the apology.. TEAM SHARE THE PEEN
Yes I shouted where is peen!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blah, blah, blah tourture, blah, blah who cares, blah blah, Blah!!! Where the fuck is the peen damn it?!?! Ah yes the peen pic. Nice long thick cock!!!!! Mmmmmm!!!!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Big Brother is still on?
And double yes to the dick.
*yawn* Me not impressed with the peen.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
And why do douchebags get the best penises?
And yeah, the background in the pic disgusted me too. I"d guess it's the inside of a trailer that's parked somewhere in Vegas, judging by the cheap little window, bed, and shelf without trim work.
** Oh wait, that isn't a shelf, it's a cheap little mirror over the cheap little bed in the nasty colored trailer.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 1:58pm.
What in whore house hell kind of bedroom is that? *shudders* Purple velvet? Rust satin bed spread? Rust colored silky walls? YIKES!
Ah, I see that he's into manscaping.
Oh yeah, most of us know this type. He thinks he's going all soulful deep by dragging his dead grandpa and praying into it. When anyone ever tried to lay that shit on me, I was glad it was over the phone because my eyes were rolling so hard I thought they'd fall straight out of my head. The sad part is, not only does he regret it, but this type can't help it, even when supposedly with their soul mate. He'll do the same shit over and over for the rest of his life. I hope she doesn't take him back. But even if she does, it'll end later over the same type of crap. He'll be doing this to his future wife as she's pregnant with their 4th kid, even though he loves her in his pathetic meaningless way.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 1:57pm.
Brendon is an obvious homosexual.
Are there nude photos of Brendon?
DAMN. What kinda proof do you need that someone is straight? Hes in bed with a woman..showing his dick to women....I give up!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhO0Kfl5Ck&feature=related
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 1:57pm.
Brendon is an obvious homosexual.
Are there nude photos of Brendon?
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You didn't click on the link? *blank stare*
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What in whore house hell kind of bedroom is that? *shudders* Purple velvet? Rust satin bed spread? Rust colored silky walls? YIKES!
Brendon is an obvious homosexual.
Are there nude photos of Brendon?
He's such a fucking phoney. I couldn't stand him on BB and she's a dumb whore. No way is she a fucking chemist.
Twitter, Skype, Youtube ugh....*shits myself*
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Submitted by Mick on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 1:27pm.
I'll take suckandfuck's too.
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oooooh shit
*gets webcam ready*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This guy has douche written all over his face. The person who spreads their legs or butt cheeks for this deserves to be fucked over.
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Look at what MK named the pic. Brilliant!
ETA: very nice hogleg! I'm being impressed.
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.
I'm still not really familiar with Twitter but isn't there an option to send a person a private message instead of a public tweet?
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
Caution: chronic social networking can lead to a serious case of the stupids.
Nice cock shot though, so...thanks for that.
I bet that cock tastes like battery acid, but I'd still nom on that shit.
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"You're smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard." ~ Cordelia Chase
"I SWERE"?
I hate stupid people.
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White knuckles on black and blue skin
He didn't mean to hit her, but she kept laughing
White knuckles sweating on the headboard
He never found out what the kisser was for
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I'll take suckandfuck's too.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I want that cock!! HOT!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"