Big Brother 12's Rachel & Brendon In A Skype Sex Scandal
I don't know what's more shocking, that Brendon and Rachel from Big Brother 12 are still together (or were, I should really type) or that he's dumb enough to flash his dick on Skype without thinking it's going to be broadcast all over the internet? That second question is rhetorical, by the way. Rachel, the hyena whose screeching voice could give a deaf person a migraine, and Brandon, her whipped boyfriend, broke up the other day after she found out he was cyber fucking with at least three pieces.
One of those pieces, released a picture of Brendon's peen puckering up for his web cam and when it came across Rachel's desk she immediately Twatted the girl to get the bottom of EVERYTHING. ONTD has been documenting this ongoing drama and has screencapped Rachel's Twitter plea (which she has since deleted):
Rachel packed up her cases of Feria and carried the pieces of her broken heart all the way back to Las Vegas. While riding in his lonely inner tube for one in the shallow puddle created by Rachel's tears of betrayal, Brendon recorded a woeful public apology for passing his peen on Skype. AHAHAHAHA! This shit is better than the entire season of BB12.
If this monologue was set to music, it would be a Stevie B song. Watch the Ballad of the Sad Pussy below:
All of this for just web cam whoring?! How did these two get college degrees when they are permanently stuck in the 9th grade? I swear, Rachel probably made the water in a test tube turn green once and now she thinks she's a fancy scientist!
Oh, and I can totally read your mind. You've been internally screaming "WHERE'S THE PEEN? WHERE'S THE PEEN? WHERE'S THE PEEN?" since this post started. Well, (NSFW) here's the peen! That's a good dick attached to a big fat vagina.