Madge's New Toy Doesn't Think She's A Monster
Speaking through a baby monitor from his nursery cell down in Madge's dudgeon of toys, 24-year-old Brahim Zaibat has opened up to France's Grazia Magazine (via The Sun & Daily Mail) about his relationship with the Cougar Queen of England (or America, or Narnia, or wherever the hell she's claiming citizenship nowadays). Madge has been pouncing on Brahim since October, but he hasn't publicly talked about his time with her until now.
Brahim was serious when he said that he's not trying to fill his diaper with dollars by milking the relationship, but he does want to clear up a few "lies" out there (Examples: That his mom is much younger than 52-year-old Madge and that he had a rough childhood). Shake a rattle at Brahim and read his le coos:
On how he first met Madge when he danced at one of her events in NYC: "My mate Norman, who danced for her and who became her personal trainer, asked me to dance at the evening. I performed a solo to Material Girl. Then I met Madonna on the sidelines, and she just thanked me for my show. It wasn't like meeting a monster! She's just a woman like all the others. She's an extraordinary artist and world famous, of course, but a woman above all. You know she wasn't the first well known female singer I'd met. I was delighted to meet her but not stressed out."On how their relationship is going: "'I'm not saying things have gone very fast since then, but things have happened in order."
On if he was a fan of Madge's music before she rocked him into a coma with her hard crotch: "It wasn't the kind of sound I had on my iPod but I knew her tracks. I've since pretty much listened to all she's done."
On how his life has changed since dating Madge: "Deep down, not much really. I've stayed the same. It's others who have changed. People I haven't seen for seven years have suddenly remembered that I exist. It's become unmanageable. So I've changed my mobile number."
On the lies going around about him: "To make things clear. Lots of stories are going around about me and some are completely false. Those about my supposed edgy past in the suburbs, for example. All the claims of my mother, completely invented. Now I want to speak for myself, I hope so that people can discover a little bit about who I really am."
Who ever said that meeting Madge is like meeting a monster? Yes, she lets out a deep growl and you can hear the fangs in her pussy drop down when stares at the bulge on a hot Latin piece, but she's no monster! Yes, the dozens of Latin boy toys who are currently undergoing counseling for PTSD might think otherwise, but that's them!
Oh, and Brahim only speaks French and Madge only knows how to say "EAT THIS" in his native tongue.
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She is above all a woman? For reals? I'm not even gay and I can't take my eyes off that snatch of hers. Jesus, that thing looks like it has a life of it's own. I bet she has to ask permission from it to leave the house or it starts to punch her in the face. That thing is definitely the boss. Ohyeahandhe'stotallygay.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 6:25pm.
As much as I hate Vadge, they're using her as much as she's using them. Must you dramatize EVERYTHING?
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Damn, if I was her I would just order a new hot piece daily... and nightly! Do men know what women go through just to get a piece of ass now and again? Waxing, coloring, straightening, shopping, perfuming and teetering around on stillettos... and that piece of ass better be good enough to want seconds!!!
Happy Holidays! : /
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...
As Joan Rivers used to say about Cher: "She must cruise Toys R' Us for dates"
I wonder if she will draw the line when the toy boys are younger than Lourdes?
Madonna is a bigot. She hates people her own age. She is sick in the head. She is a molester.
Most of your comments are about age..., that's so small minded and laughable. she's beautiful, intelligent, famous, rich... -- the only you have in common with her is getting older. I believe YOU won't be worth a comment...
@ onthefringe
"How pathetic & sad when the piece you are sexing can only come up with you're not a monster and you're just like all the other women."
I totally agree... but he's no longer her boy toy after THIS interview... The interview was his last 15 minutes...
If he says "I'm not saying things have gone very fast since then" he was never together with her...
And IF he had been together with her, he's a has been after this interview....
God I want some dick so bad right now. Good for Madonna...
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
He better watch out. I don't think Madge likes men who speak for themselves.
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The Greatest Song Ever Recorded:
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
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Holy shit that pic scares me, I think I made a poopy. God, you try & look away from the crotch only to be hit with the arm.
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And by 30 days in jail, Judge Fox really means that she'll just have to sit in a private room at Lynwood until she rolls doubles....MK
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 2:11pm.
That crotch shot will be keeping me up tonight no doubt
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That crotch makes me revert to my childhood and feel all "MOMMY I'M SCARED"......
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He appears to be all kinds of plain and not very interesting to listen to. Jesus was better looking.
What did Vadge do to MK for him to call her Madge? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
That crotch shot will be keeping me up tonight no doubt.
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:44pm.
*wonders if Madonna still gets her period*
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If she does I'm sure it's not her blood.
Of course he doesn't think she is a monster. She is paying his bills.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:28pm.
Madge could be 125 years old with false teeth and a wig, and the boys would still throw themselves at her.
See, she's worth nearly one billion dollars folks...
Give me a billion and I'd be fucking my way through the Elite model roster from A to Z.
Big fucking deal...
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Who would fuck you though?
"Lots of stories are going around about me and some are completely false. Those about my supposed edgy past in the suburbs, for example. All the claims of my mother, completely invented. Now I want to speak for myself, I hope so that people can discover a little bit about who I really am."
False. No "stories have been going around" because no one knows who you are and no one cares.
Drama FAIL.
How pathetic & sad when the piece you are sexing can only come up with you're not a monster and you're just like all the other women.
Somehow I don't think that's quite what vadge would like to hear.
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
Who are we to knock Old Spice for catching young tricks?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:41pm.
Spicey LOL what about my Maksim? Give it to me gently........
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Ballroom dancing is a different type deal IMO and attracts different kinds...but gently speaking I do not think Maksy is strictly vajayjay either. And it is not just wishful thinking on my part
since I won't get anything from it anyway ;-)
"Arrested for Prostitution!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dOLUhHfuCwfeature=related
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*wonders if Madonna still gets her period*
ô mon dieu.
Until he's given his very own Kabbalah string from Grammy Madge he's just something she bothered with a few times because she was bored. He probably reminded her of her dick scavenging adventures in NYC back in the 80s.
Spicey LOL what about my Maksim? Give it to me gently........
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Dancing a solo to Material Girl? What's next, going to a drag club and picking up a guy impersonating her?
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:31pm.
SpiceDong I met Shane Sparks, he fits, but he likes 'em young, LOLOLOLOL
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LOL Snowy,
He gives me serious DL vibes...thus I do not doubt he smoked a few poles on his way up. At best, he is an equal opportunity fucker.
"Arrested for Prostitution!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dOLUhHfuCwfeature=related
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Next year, she'll be pouncing on Rocco's little friends. Where IS Rocco, anyway?
SpiceDong I met Shane Sparks, he fits, but he likes 'em young, LOLOLOLOL
AND IF MY AVIE IS NOT A STRAIGHT MAN IDK HOW YOU DEFINE ONE, LOL
*licks avie*
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Madge could be 125 years old with false teeth and a wig, and the boys would still throw themselves at her.
See, she's worth nearly one billion dollars folks...
Give me a billion and I'd be fucking my way through the Elite model roster from A to Z.
Big fucking deal...
Submitted by BorgQueen on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:22pm.
Thanks, but whoever created that "ad" nailed it! I wish I had some of that Photoshop Day Cream myself.
I agree that Madonna had some good songs in the 80's & 90's.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by OneLiner: "A solo to material girl? oh yeah big turn on for me...."
Totally what I was thinking, too!
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What straight male would ever do a solo to MATERIAL GIRL of all songs????
That in itself proves he is gay as has been leaked ever since they hooked up.
It's been a long-running blind item about the aging pop diva who rents gay pieces to keep herself in the news.
Has anyone here ever met a STRAIGHT male dancer? And don't tell me KFed cause we all know he was never a real dancer.
"Arrested for Prostitution!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dOLUhHfuCwfeature=related
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Isn't this one the same age as Lourdes?
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 11:59am.
I love Madonna's beauty secret.
http://wtfoodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/madonnas-beauty-secret-ph...
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YOU FREAKIN NAILED IT. LOL. (I still love her 80s and 90s stuff though)
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Submitted by OneLiner: "A solo to material girl? oh yeah big turn on for me...."
Totally what I was thinking, too!
What I really would like to know how Brahim Zaibat's boyfriend felt when he gotted dumped for Vadge?
@Nitwitty - That will be some shit when they start competing for the same guys and Lourdes wins.
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A great oak tree was just a lil nut that stood its ground.
He looks like that guy that killed his mother with a Freemason ceremonial sword. Creeeeeeeepy. *shivers*
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Yea of course I knew who the hell she was. And I knew she liked young dumb men with olive skin and toned bodies. I jumped on that money train. I look purdy and keep my mouth shut.
I can just see this "trique" fighting with David Banda over the Big Wheel.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
you know i'm all for young stuff when it's presents itself, but this boy looks barely legal...
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MK,
What is all this Madge bs?
what happened to the use of VADGE?????
VADGE VADGE VADGE forever!
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"Arrested for Prostitution!!!"
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I am 43 and feel more connection to younger men where I live (late 20's, early 30's except for one exceptional 23 year old, yum yum...and yes, I feel like a dirty old woman for saying that :P ). While I'd love to date many of them, I think I might feel a bit weird out and about at least in the beginning. The other issue would be long term: what if they want children? I don't want any more and if they don't already have one or more from a previous relationship, is it then doomed?
I will agree with kudos to her for turning the tables as someone already mentioned. Love her beauty secret, too, LMAO. I need that cream!
hahahahaha snowy I know... yea, he was slingin rocks wit fiddy!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Madge looks like one of those frogs that you see in the fish market that's been skinned and is all white and muscle'y. Fry 'er up and dip her in some delusional sauce.
He must have these sunglasses on that make her look good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inZUDMGJsKo
"edgy past in the suburbs" huh?
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He must have filtered glasses, because she looks scary lately.
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So goodbye...I'll be leaving I see no sense
in this crying and grieving
We'll both live a lot longer, if you live without me
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I love Madonna's beauty secret.
http://wtfoodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/madonnas-beauty-secret-ph...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
YUUMMM. Delicious. Best one so far. I kinda hate Vadge, but on this particular issue, GEDDIT GRANMA!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus