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Wow, just in time for Ozzy's birthday BritBrit rejoins the Crazy Train... All Aboard!!!

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...

....so no one's with me on my theory that JJ Spears is the sick bastard rape-child of Britney and her dad?? Sheesh!

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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 10:37am.

Um, Britney hasn't been in control of her Twitter in some time. After she went loco her management started doing all her Tweets. She's pretty much a fucking prisoner of her slave drivers.
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O there you are! I've been looking for you to come and talk some sense into these peoples cha!

...becuz it's not crazy Britney that we want back - it's free Britney. Free Britney speaks for the people; slave Britney speaks for the corporation.

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Look at those dead, empty eyes on shitney. Start the pink wig head shaving umbrella car attack in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits

lol this pic is from when she traded USED thongs with a bunch of strippers. the gash is probably a run in the pantihose she is obviously wearing.

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"Arrested for Prostitution!!!"

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The bottom pic.

*sniff sniff*

That is when the crazy train was going full steam ahead.

*cries*

DAMN YOU PAPA SPEARS!

Um, Britney hasn't been in control of her Twitter in some time. After she went loco her management started doing all her Tweets. She's pretty much a fucking prisoner of her slave drivers.

PS - My new theory is that Jaden James is her dad's son...*shudder*. Only SPF looks semi-lucid and resembles K-Fed. The other looks like an inbred male version of Britney.

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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
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I love Britney! And her crappy music. She has never been phoney or made excuses, after becoming an adult anyway. She is just Britney and I think that is why so many people like her.

On the bipolar topic, who ever is responsible for managing her anti-psychotic drugs is not doing a good job. Some psychiatrists just shouldn't even practice.

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Is that Cheetos chapstick? WTH is that?

Living with a bipolar person can really suck, too. My mom was undiagnosed throughout my childhood and we grew up thinking certain "crazy" behavior and drama was normal. I had some work to do as an adult to change that and I'd much rather forget how I was to some people in my 20's. :( LOL, it's open post time apparently.

Submitted by Falmouth on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 8:04pm.
Jason Trawick is the one with a decent suit: Alexander accused him of hitting Spears. (Whether he also knocked her up is not really defamatory; it might even lend him some manly cred.)

Spears is a public figure, so she'd have to prove Star and Radar maliciously lied. Since they relied on what Alexander told them and listened to the tapes, they're gonna skate. Alexander's stilted huntin' shack and rusted pickup aren't worth going after.
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Hmmm..inneresting. I have read that in the U.S. the onus is on the person defamed to prove that the defamer maliciously lied. Here in Canada, it's the opposite: the onus is on the defamer to prove it's the truth. Also, Star and Radar can simply say they relied on JA's statements and tapes and that's a complete defence? Here they'd be named as a defendant but if they successfully claimed qualified privilege could weasel out of it. This isn't one of those cases obviously. Not sure if that same defence applies in the U.S.

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Shitney def has bipolar and prob some kind of personality disorder on top of it. It's a shame because bipolar is rather hard to keep under control when leading such public life, there are many setbacks to be expected and of course, there's no cure for mental illness. It's all about managing the disease. I feel sorry for her, dysfunctional redneck family, uneducated parents, greedy Hollywood types controlling her...and mental illness to boot. Sad.

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She has always had a fine set of glutes. You could crack an egg on that dancer's muscular butt--and I would be glad to do so if given the opportunity.

Khensu Hetep, will you accept a virtual hug from a 4'10½" still trying to lose that last 10 pounds and struggling to not eat pastries? I understand what you're saying and you're so not alone. You're intelligent and witty and us short girls are fiesty! I have no doubt that whatever you decide to do you will be successful at it. You have that vibe in your posts!

Why is he fisting himself?

HA! Thatta girl.
Don't hate on zee Brit. You know you missed her asscrack and raunchy-eye in the news.
I just don't get the basement bodega theme, but that's OK too.

OH MY SUCH ALLURING TEMPTRESSES!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 7:27pm.

I smell a cheeto set-up. As I watched "Burlesque" last night (with a pair of Mudslides in each cup holder next to me), I couldn't help imagining BritBrit sitting there gnawing on her weave and creating a dastardly plan to outshine Christina once again!
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Ditto. And Lord forgive us all for Cheeto lip balm. Jeesh!

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It also kind of disappoints me that so many people always want "crazy" Britney back--as if mental illness is something to wish lightly upon someone.

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I agree; I find it very disturbing that so many otherwise hot sluts here are still ignorant about mental illness.

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@khensu

Your turning point will come soo enough. for me I was just to sick and tirede of being fat and really angry with myself for not making the most of my uni years. No one event, more of an aggregation of minor and major even till they ( or more accurately, I) reached a critical mass. But. hit me up when you truly want to start losing weight. I'll pass on my hard earned tips. No short cuts, losing and maintaining weight is fucking hard work.

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They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you." - Philip Larkin.

I think it IS just the seam.

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I LOOOOVE this pic MK! Just made it my new cellphone wallpaper:o)

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What scar are you people talking about? I'm on a different computer with a different monitor than usual but all I can see is Britney wearing a skin-colored fishnet pantyhose with seams.

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Submitted by vidz on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 4:54am.

I'm 5'1 or 4'11, depending on which doctor you ask. I really need to motivate myself to start losing weight. I always have an eating trigger, even when I don't want to eat. I'm really uncomfortable with my face. My face was my only decent feature to begin with but now with my chins and puffy cheeks you can't tell.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 4:39am.

Submitted by vidz on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 4:32am.

Same here. I'm short, so every extra pound I gain looks like five more.

Ditto, ditto and ditto. I'm probably shorter than you. 5 ft nothing. Chin up gel, you can always lose it if you want to. I rmbr we've talked about this earlier. just start sleeping and waking up on time. You face will start looking slimmer in a week.

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They fill you with the faults they had
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Submitted by vidz on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 4:32am.

Same here. I'm short, so every extra pound I gain looks like five more.

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Please, like she actually wrote that herself. She couldn't spell Louisiana, she probably thinks it's spelled "Weezyana."

And what is that gross gash on her ass? You know, the second one off to the side. If that's a lipo scar then she needs a new surgeon. I wonder if it's some sort of result of her crazyass behavior.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

but I'd like to pretend a lot of criticism about Miley Cyrus' body derives from bias. There's nothing wrong with her body, and a lot of her flaws are such a non-issue. I have horrible self esteem and I just can't participate in making fun of someone for having a realistic looking body.

Ditto. I have to work REALLY HARD to keep my body from looking snooki-esque. So I have a greater appreciation for all body types.

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Submitted by vidz on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 3:09am.

Yeah, I agree. She's always seemed appreciative for her career too. There are so many famous people who bitch and moan about the industry despite being marginally talented, but I never recall her biting the hand that feeds her. She knows she's paid big bucks to entertain. I can respect that.

I agree about the Miley Cyrus comments too. Yeah, she's kind of weird looking in the face and she can't sing worth a shit, but I'd like to pretend a lot of criticism about Miley Cyrus' body derives from bias. There's nothing wrong with her body, and a lot of her flaws are such a non-issue. I have horrible self esteem and I just can't participate in making fun of someone for having a realistic looking body.

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Lol, I knew what you meant. I'm just really tired of some dlisters banging on about non-existent flaws of some celebs bodies- like Miley.

And anyway Britney is not to blame for her shitty music. I blame the producers who invest in her. Shit, if someone offered me megabucks and a record deal, I'd take it in a heartbeat even though I KNOW I'm not gorgeous and can't sing for shit. She just made the most of the opportunities she got.

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"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you." - Philip Larkin.

the scare on her leg is most likely from the lipo she had on her ass. and being photographed with a black man? hmmmmmm

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Umm, had to come back to point out (thanks to birthday sluts) that Brit Brits intials are indeed BJ. Pook kid didn't stand a chance. YW for my juvenile observation.

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I've heard Brit Brit is a nice person. You know that she'd share her Cheetohs with you.

One of my favorite quotes of all time happens to be by George Costanza.

"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
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Oh, and yes, nice ass. Back to ma beer.

Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy

I have no idea what she's crackin about....Jason Alexander, George Costanza, Radar Online....guess I'm not keepin up with shit properly. Imma excuse myself so ya'll can lemme finish ma beeear.

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Submitted by vidz on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 2:24am.

That's what I'm saying.

She has a great ass. Not a pancake ass by any means but not huge and gross like some people's. She has a great body when she works out.

I used to really hate Britney Spears but something just changed a few years ago. She just records her overproduced digitized songs, minds her own business, loads up on junk food (If I had to choose which famous person's house to eat at, it'd be hers), and goes home. She isn't pretending that she's the "voice of a generation" or trying to be edgy.
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ubmitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 2:12am.

Submitted by yucko on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 1:44am.

I agree, granted she does have a great ass. I'd love to be "fat" and "saggy" like her. *cough*

I felt really bad when Britney Spears had her meltdown. I believe it was genuine because we've all seen her act and, well...you know. I also don't think that she staged that fit of depression for publicity unless it's suddenly become desirable to be bashed mercilessly on every blog under the sun.

I don't know. I don't think she's a good singer but I have a bit of a soft spot for her because she's harmless and the most genuine out of all of them. She's the least delusional.
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Puh-leeze. Her ass looks great here. i dont know exactly why I have a soft spot for her either, seeing as she is such a little slut and a talentless famewhore. But there you go.

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They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you." - Philip Larkin.

Submitted by yucko on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 1:44am.

I agree, granted she does have a great ass. I'd love to be "fat" and "saggy" like her. *cough*

I felt really bad when Britney Spears had her meltdown. I believe it was genuine because we've all seen her act and, well...you know. I also don't think that she staged that fit of depression for publicity unless it's suddenly become desirable to be bashed mercilessly on every blog under the sun.

I don't know. I don't think she's a good singer but I have a bit of a soft spot for her because she's harmless and the most genuine out of all of them. She's the least delusional.
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Meh. Don't see why everybody's bashing Britney over this (whether she wrote it or not). Wrongfully accusing someone of physical abuse is pretty harsh anyway, and sometimes rumors like that can cast shadows on relationships that people don't get over. Blah blah blah. Taking the "high road" and ignoring it would have been better, but she could have done worse.

That guy's eyebrows are gross. I don't get why so many people are commenting on this picture as if it isn't like four years old anyway.

It also kind of disappoints me that so many people always want "crazy" Britney back--as if mental illness is something to wish lightly upon someone.

If her ass had been her head in this pic, she would at least have looked halfway decent.

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I love the fact that she celebrates her trashiness and stupidity. I doubt Spears actually wrote this, though - psychotropic drugs don't make you this lucid. Neither do the slaps upside the head she's undoubtedly been receiving from both Daddy and her fake-boyfriend/minder.

She's not fooling anyone, but it's nice that she tried.

Shitters, Shitters, Shitters .... would you please take your swamp loser ass off outta here? No gives a fuck about your no-talent BS and, as so many have already pointed out, you need this 'domestic abuse' distraction to generate publicity for what will surely be another crappy throwaway 'album' of bollocks. If you wanted to be 'left alone' you would be but your need to stick your smelly cunt into the cam lense overrides ALL.

Oh pleez shitney STFU. The only reason why this story is going around is to boost sales for your new crappy music. Quit being a media whore. MORON!

Oh Shitney...

You're just pissed off because your 36 hour husband Jason has produced a 2nd tape that sounds EXACTLY like you, and has passed a lie detector test. Based on that, he's bulletproof. You're not. You're a mentally diseased, head shaving, multi tatto'd, car attacking, no talent, drug addicted, drunk legspread slut. You're so stupid & retarded that you can't even balance your checkbook. Regardless of what you tell your assistant to tweet for you, the burden of proof is on you, dumbass. At this point, the best thing you could do is pack it up, move back to the swamp & raise them younguns; enough with the auto tune kareoke bullshit you call "singing". Otherwise, I KNOW we're going to be seeing pink wigged, umbrella car attacking shitney real soon...

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His ashy ass and sassy eyebrows are a complete win.

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There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden; along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages; the woman said, "Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit."

After all these years, I'm suddenly a fan. She's completely batshit crazy... I love it.

No thanks, Brit, can smell the cheetos bref & rancid crack cheese from here. But props to your handlers for typing purty for you ^_^

Brit Brit, go to college honey!