Here We Go Again
For two seconds there, Jared Leto was letting his natural hotness simmer and wasn't trying to ruin it by adding unnecessary spices from the fuckery jar. Well, that didn't last long, because here he is in London the other day waging another battle against his hotness.
Jared is looking like a Q-tip used for Smurfette's pap smear. WHY! WHY! WHY! You know, I'm fine with Jared's head resembling one of Mel Gibson's frustrated blue balls, but he took that shit too far by matching his hair with his shoes and luggage. And since Jared is obviously serious about his blue nowadays, his dick bush is probably the exact shade of the Blue's Clues dog's taint.
Quick Update: Oh, shit. My ass just noticed that Jared's hair is also the color of the nipple (aka headline) on every Dlisted post. Okay, I'll try to warm up to it.
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This just confirms what I have been saying about Jared Leto for years...
he IS a goddamn smurf!!!
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 4:28pm.
No.
He reminds me of a pound cake I baked one afternoon when I was about 10. I thought blue food coloring would make the pound cake more exciting, but all my brothers and sisters steadfastly maintained that it tasted like Play-Doh because the blue food coloring messed with their heads. Dumb bastards. The dog liked it just fine.
Ahhh I totally did that recently. I made a moist buttercake and decided to dye it blue to make it more interesting. Turned out greenish. My family refused to eat it. Then I brought it to work and told everyone it was blue-berry flavoured and it was gone during tea break. The little shits. Still it goes to show, the power of suggestion.
This reminds me of another story. Just last weekend I made my mom an awesome tofu-chocolate pie to take to a party. Somehow she got it into her head that it had alcohol and told everyone. When she returned home, she reported that every devoured it and got super high. At the time I thought it was a chocolate high. Then this past weekend we had a dinner party and the same guests complimented my pie and asked me to make it for their xmas party, but to tone down the alcohol next time. She even banned her husband (who loved it ) from eating it so he could drive safely.I was like -what alcohol? And she refused to believe me until i showed her that i only have wine and vodka at home. And even then, she was skeptical.
Sorry for the long ass comment, but it was hilarious at the time.
ON TOPIC: What no blue nail polish? FAIL>
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Why so bleu, Jared?
A guy! Matching his hair to his luggage! hahaha! I faint!
Step off my favorite color ya manorexic power bottom.
I know I'm in the minority here...but he's still totally hot!
bradiful! omg of COURSE i know jordan catalano from my so called life!
no wonder i said he was hot - i loved jordan catalano from my so called life.
ah, the memories this brings back, of what i like to call the bad old days.
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He looks like he has AIDS. Just my humble opinion.
Oh boy. You know what? Of all my celebrity crushes, Jared's betrayed me the most. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, shitty band, occasionally pretentious, and frequently doing homoerotic things but not going all out enough for my liking.
Even still, I guess we'll just have to call this a Blue motherfucking Christmas because I'll decorate my goddamn house with that hot son of a bitch. String him out on the roof, tinsel him like a tree, and slurp down on that like a bowl of eggnog with a choir of moans and nasty euphemisms to boot!
¡Ay caramba! RAPIDO, PAPI!
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 4:28pm.
God damn, you're funny.
Oh, shit. My ass just noticed that Jared's hair is also the color of the nipple (aka headline) on every Dlisted post. Okay, I'll try to warm up to it.
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Isn't he like 45 or something? Making a fucking ass of himself.
Isn't he a little old to be farting around with matching his hair to his shoes and bag? For someone who claims to hate the paps attention he seems to go out of his way to be noticed.
Gayer than bicycle shorts.
Suffering tastes so very, very yummy.
No.
He reminds me of a pound cake I baked one afternoon when I was about 10. I thought blue food coloring would make the pound cake more exciting, but all my brothers and sisters steadfastly maintained that it tasted like Play-Doh because the blue food coloring messed with their heads. Dumb bastards. The dog liked it just fine.
My main problem with Jared Leto is that he's getting long in the tooth and yet he's still 15 somehow, in a "premature ejaculation/foosball" way rather than a studly hotness way.
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I blame anime for all this shit. For the past 10 years grown adults have been acting out their 4 year old fantasies by turning themselves into cartoon characters. It's also the same reason I haven't been able to get a non-shitty haircut for the past 10 years as well. No, crappy hairdresser, I do NOT want an ironic mullet or shitty jagged layers that make me look like I have split ends. The hipster/emo trend needs to die already.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
I bet there isn't a single smurf berry left in the village. What the smurf is going on?
This smurfs.
Jared, dear, the practice of making the "curtains match the carpet" means that the hair color on your head matches the hair color of your nether regions and not the color of your shoes.
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At first glance I thought it was either Angie in disguise or James Haven.
I'm all for dying your hair flourescent colors (I've always wanted to but mum won't let me), but not on him. I mean, I actually really like the color but this just screams "manufactured rocker" on him, other than being, well...a manufactured pseudo rockstar.
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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.
- Gautama.
This guy can even paint himself blue or pink or green or any color he wants and he'd still be hot. And he knows it. Oh he knows he's HOT.
hmm I see he likes to fly incognito
I don't care. I still want him.
Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!!!!!!!! He needs to give it up RIGHT NOW! The blue hair and shoes, I really don't think so. Jared, what the fuck is your problem?????
Submitted by Scheherazade on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 1:13pm.
Fuck, I feel like I just walked into a gushers wet dream.
Best candy EVER. The awesomest were the multicolored ones.
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Dude, you're forty. Grow up already. I mean, what is he gonna do when he starts going bald?
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Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 1:01pm.
His hair matches his shoes and his luggage and a couple of random cars in the parking lot.
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hahahaha! good catch!
Fuck, I feel like I just walked into a gushers wet dream.
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The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
His hair matches his shoes and his luggage and a couple of random cars in the parking lot.
OK, I think the color is kind of cool. He's going to go bald soon if he keeps peroxiding the crap out of his hair, though.
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This dude is an attention whore. Nice blue hair...douche!
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He doesn't do anything for me, weird hair or not. It is a nice shade of blue, however.
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He is a vegetarian, at least he had a vegetarian T'giving according to his FartBook page.....
idk, I like him skinny like that, I really can't picture him a butt-gut and outta shape.
AND HE HAS GOOD HAIR! For all the fucking around he does with it, it's still there.
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"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
damn, he needs to let me cook him a southern meal... he needs some meat on his bones
Fuckin-A
I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
I wonder if he has blue balls.
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Thanks Raul, that was funny as hell.
Sodomite.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 12:15pm.
OMFG RAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I like the blue hair (would totally do it myself if it wasn't for work being lame) but his face looks beat...kind of strung out.
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I don't give a fuck that Jared has blue hair he's still hot ass fuck! Shit when he gained 60 lbs. for chapter 27 (for his mark david chapman role) he still gave me a raging lady boner!
Not his best look
So he dyed his hair to match his luggage and shoes? Klassy.
Well MK he looks fab with your nipples and my ancient avatar.
Maybe he's a Duke fan.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 12:09pm.
He's 39... enough said.
OMFG RAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Fucking Towelie!
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAA AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAA!!!
*falls off chair*
LICK MY ASS BITCH!
Raul, wait....he didn't have blue hair in the video I was talking about.
*checks Raul's link*
I heard he's a terrible person. And a junkie.
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Bradi - regarding the cheating with smurf head.
Blue hairs in bed would not even be questioned. Not one bit.