JLo Used To Be Fun
In continuing this morning's theme of ex-husband's exposing your shit, Radar says that the horse fly named Ojani Noa, who won't stop trying to bite at JLo's dingles no matter how many times she swats him away, is baaaaack for more fun! A judge has already granted a restraining order barring Ojani from releasing intimate tapes of JLo but he's trying again. Ojani has found yet another vintage tape of JLo and wants to use it in the mockumentary about his life (aka the mockumentary nobody cares about except him). But JLo's team of lawyers have already filed papers to stop the tape from touching the public's eyes.
A rep for Ojani says that this tape was taken while the two were on vacation in Cuba. The tape not only shows JLo's double stuffed ass on a scooter, but you also get a clear shot of her cooter. That rhymes! It should be her next song. Anyway, Ojani's rep said this: "JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in as plain view as Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past. This is among other nudity on her part in the now 21 hours of home movies, that we have so far recovered.
In Noa's Home Videos, Lopez displays deviant behavior by consensually exposing her genital area in public, however, Noa & Meyer (Ojani's producing partner) have never ever intended to market this and the many other racy, damaging & expositive scenes from the Home Videos. It must also be stated that in Noa's Home Videos, Lopez gives her full consent to Noa taping her."
If exposing your wet parts in public is considered "deviant behavior" then the government is going to need to build bigger prisons, because we're all in trouble.
But how is putting your chocha on a display for a few seconds considered deviant? Does JLo's pussy look like a cartoon villain with a curly moustache? Does it have devil horns? Does it appear in the bathroom mirror when you flush the toilet ten times in a row in the dark? Does she have PedoBear shaved into her crotch bush?
I love how Ojani thinks JLo slipping a clit is considered "deviant behavior" but releasing video of her slipping a clit isn't deviant at all. I swear, Ojani needs to go PLUCK HIMSELF. I mean that literally, because have you seen those brows?
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What did the people of Cuba do to deserve that? Idk, maybe she just really needed a good airing out.
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
this reminds me of this wikileaks drama
privacy is over for everybody
and we already know this shit
hos should just stop protesting release of info
no one believes you are innocent so stfu
remember
its never the crime, its the cover-up
jlo stfu
An apple must have dropped hard on Ojani's dryer in the man-salon causing him, like Bugs Bunny, to knock him out and transport him back into time. However, instead of going to the Middle Ages like Bugs, the way-back winesap has sent him only as far back as 1997, when anyone still gave two shits about his ex. Someone needs to shake his ass awake and tell him the best revenge is living/marrying well. Someone also needs to give his Ben Affleck's number. After fucking two annoying Jennifers, maybe some "tostones y chorizo" served hot would be more up his..er..alley.
Perhaps she should allow those tapes to go public. Maybe that will help get her career out of the toilet.
RELEASE THE KRACKEN!
Ojani dosn't need to pluck anything, he needs to keep his mouth shut while I ride him like the world's about to end.
All this is going to do is bring j-blow right back into the public eye. This guy is really dumb.
I'll bet that jackass sat through hours of home video looking for something. Pathetic. He's like a disease you can't get rid of. ever.
Wow, this guy need to get a life bad.
damnit this RUINS my day. I was really looking forward to seeing these. *pouts*
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Does that dickwad not realize that NO ONE gives a shit about J.Ho anymore? What has she done recently other than fall on her fat ass during some awards show?
And yet that sarcophagus-in-a-bad-wig Barbara Walters names her to that bullshit "Most Interesting People" list. Fuckery!
J.Blo must have the best PR staff money can buy.
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And regarding this story. This guy is obviously one of those sleazy opportunists; but regardless, she let herself knowingly being filmed with it all hanging out and she wasn't concerned then. Therefore he should be allowed to use the footage in his so called docu.
she should be glad somebody is trying to force the public to see her calamities,personally ,I don't care for her shit or her american looser, i mean idol, she is a person non grata , she is nasty and thats why she still current,
i can give a rat ass about her
A few things......
Is he squeezing a zit or pulling a chin hair in that pic?
Does he realize that no one gives a shit about JLo anymore? American Idol isn't going to change that.
All that WikiLeaks stuff and this stays classified? Although #1 on my wishlist is the Senator Sleazy John Edwards sex tape, and videoed suicide sequel I would hope would follow shortly after release. But alas he's a malignant narcissist who would never deprive humanity of him. They never do.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:40am.
I doubt he's that hurt - but I do think he's not happy he didn't get to cash in on the JHo empire. Boy was a waiter/model when he married the diva-in-training-without-the-talent. He's sorry he didn't get to spend that mad cash from her JHo empire or walk with her down the red carpet when she was at her peak. Now he wants to sell some boring ass home videos? Please.
you're probably right. what was I thinking, he's hurt cuz he loved her? he's hurt because he's broke as hell and the bitch fired him so he can't even get unemployment.
although I'm sure he could get a grand or so for paid appearances at salsa clubs...
I was always under the assumption that this guy and Jlo's second hubby Cris Judd were both gay and married her to ride her wave. Also thought that was the reason both marriages lasted a hot second.
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dude is an idiot...if he meant to release that shit he could have sold that to Vivid, get paid on the DL and then cry that the tapes were stolen like all the other whores (who shall remain nameless not to increase their online scores) have claimed when they released their sex tapes.
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As someone said, Wiki has a good bit on this pair on J-Lo's page, under "Relationships." It sounds like he sued her post-divorce after she fired him from his job at her restaurant in Pasadena. When settling that case, he signed a nondisclosure agreement, which is what she's been using to keep him quiet ever since.
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
Dude. GET OVER IT.
as lame as he is for trying to do this i still think he should be able to release them. like how all these sex tapes leak, just act like someone "stole" them from his home and they "accidently" pop up on the internet. im just saying, they sound kinda interesting to me if for no other reason than to laugh at her.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 10:46am.
he married her back when she was just Jennifer Lopez, she divorced him when she became JLo. I suppose this is why he's so hurt and can't get over it, because he married what he thought was a nice girl with whom he'd have a happy life. he does seem stupid enough to believe that, just like that Cris Judd guy.
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I doubt he's that hurt - but I do think he's not happy he didn't get to cash in on the JHo empire. Boy was a waiter/model when he married the diva-in-training-without-the-talent. He's sorry he didn't get to spend that mad cash from her JHo empire or walk with her down the red carpet when she was at her peak. Now he wants to sell some boring ass home videos? Please.
This guy is what we call in my country, "un parasito". What a leech! All he talks about or dreams about is how to drain the last bit of famewhore blood out of her. Give it a break man!!
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:16am.
Also. If those were tapes made in the bedroom during sessy times, I'd be on her side.
But if Jello has her cooter out on the street and she's letting her hubby tape it, that shit is public. No expectation of privacy!
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Word. If she was flashing her crotch in public, then obviously she wanted people to see it.
What a skank!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:28am.
Submitted by Sexy Pants: "...Although I would like to see what other kind of deviant shit she is into. Anyone who appears to have such diva-like behavior has to go wild during sexy times. I am a little curious, that's all."
Wellllll, I remember reading a story about her and Ben. ALLEGEDLY he told a buddy of his that she was riding him and he stuck a thumb up her tookus and when he pulled it out, she accidentally shit on him
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Ok, the only people that should be fiddling around with your sphincter are Mrs Patrick Campbell and people who work in hospitals and are called "Doctor".
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Submitted by Sexy Pants: "...Although I would like to see what other kind of deviant shit she is into. Anyone who appears to have such diva-like behavior has to go wild during sexy times. I am a little curious, that's all."
Wellllll, I remember reading a story about her and Ben. ALLEGEDLY he told a buddy of his that she was riding him and he stuck a thumb up her tookus and when he pulled it out, she accidentally shit on him.
I swear.
I have trotted this story out on dlisted before, and when I googled to provide a link, I can't find it. But I KNOW I read it on a gossip site. She probably paid to have it removed.
J-Lo sexy tapes? Meh.
Although I would like to see what other kind of deviant shit she is into. Anyone who appears to have such diva-like behavior has to go wild during sexy times. I am a little curious, that's all.
Also. If those were tapes made in the bedroom during sessy times, I'd be on her side.
But if Jello has her cooter out on the street and she's letting her hubby tape it, that shit is public. No expectation of privacy!
Not that I would even look at that nast, but if it embarasses her, LET IT BE SHOWN.
Submitted by zomay: "The only people who care about JLO's cootch are Jlo and that zombie man she married."
And even HE doesn't care.
Nothing wrong with airing out the clam.
Sometimes, on a long journey I stick my dick out the car window and let it flap around.....Taxi drivers hate it though.
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TL; DGAF about JLo or this loser.
JLo was just trying to air out her crevices!
Give a ho a break!!!
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 10:40am.
I can't with his fucking name - you know it wasn't the name he was born with. Sign #1 of his smarminess. I get the feeling he premeditated this bullshit for when he was penniless and desperate. But that's why married her in the first place.
he married her back when she was just Jennifer Lopez, she divorced him when she became JLo. I suppose this is why he's so hurt and can't get over it, because he married what he thought was a nice girl with whom he'd have a happy life. he does seem stupid enough to believe that, just like that Cris Judd guy.
God- I don't even like Jlo and I think this guy is just scum.
uh, isn't it a crime or something for American citizens to be in Cuba? that alone would be reason for JLo's team of lawyers to put a stop to this release. although I wonder if INS or Homeland Security could investigate just based on the allegation.
man, JLo must have ripped his balls off and stomped them into the dust because homeslice STILL isn't over JLo? because this is some obvious bruised ego shit. he's kind of good looking, you'd think he'd have found someone else and moved on. unless, of course, he's too vapid and annoying to be anything more than a 2 fuck trick, which makes sense.
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I can't with his fucking name - you know it wasn't the name he was born with. Sign #1 of his smarminess. I get the feeling he premeditated this bullshit for when he was penniless and desperate. But that's why married her in the first place.
There is more to this story.. Check J Lo's Wiki page under "Relationships".
What is the legal reason he can't show this?
I would think you should be able to show any of your old vacation videos, what's the big deal?
I was just thinking as I was reading the post that I hoped that asshole had finally allowed a hongary rat take care of his eyebrows and MK was waaaaaay ahead of me!
JLO is without a doubt the most tedious,talentless pain in the ass but this dude really needs to get a life and hes pissing me off now because it means that we have to hear about her when I was hoping that she would just sit at home designing towels for Kohls or whatever her new gig is...
He,in the meantime needs to get a job-I recommend training as a waxer- he can practice on himself as hes got plenty there to work with...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
JLo has shelf-butt there. And a different face.
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But Ojani seems so respectable... I for one never saw this coming.
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
JLo is too damn cheap to just buy the tapes from him.
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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas
If it in any way embarrasses American Idol (vomitfest to begin January) then release and put on every billboard along I-20.
The only people who care about JLO's cootch are Jlo and that zombie man she married.
JLo just doesn't want anyone to see her original face. She probably has all the old Fly Girl clips taken down from You Tube.
other than skeletor, is anyone really scrambling to see jlo's twat lips? i know i don't want to see it...
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if this asshole really wants to make money, he should cut the shit and do some porn
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.