Babosas Del Día
File this under: Paulina Rubio and Alicia Machado make me feel smart, which until now I thought was an impossible task.
Shortly after North Korea attacked South Korea, former Miss Universe Alicia Machado asked her Twitter followers to join hands to say a prayer for THE CHINAS. THE CHINAS. THE CHINAS!!!!
"Tonight I want to ask you to join me in a prayer for peace, that these attacks between the Chinas do not make our situation worse."
Alicia didn't like some of her followers throwing DUNCE CAPS at her, so she put a giant CLOSED sign on her Twitter account and quit that bitch. The fuckery didn't end there. Paulina Rubio picked up one of those Dunce Caps, put it on her head and defended Alicia with this priceless mind queef:
“Déjenla en paz todos los japoneses se parecen y China es muy grande”.Translation (via ONTD): "Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
When did the Japanese join the party?! What is Paulina even going on about?! Can somebody clap near Paulina and Alicia's heads to turn the damn lights on.
Paulina quickly deleted that Tweet after getting shit thrown at her. And it's still not over. Alicia tried to clarify her "THE CHINAS" statement to Univision, but it didn't help.
"No me equivoqué, yo no cometí ningún error, lo que hice fue pedir una oración de muy buena fe por todo el conflicto que se está suscitando en Asia. Lo que pasa es que lo dije de una manera muy coloquial y fue malinterpretado. Obviamente, sé que hay un bombardeo entre Corea del Norte y Corea del Sur. Cuando digo 'las Chinas'. Ay, mira al gringo', y resulta que es canadiense. De repente, le dices chino a todo el que ves que es asiático... A eso me refería".
VERY roughly translated (via ONTD and Google Translator): "I was not wrong, I do not make any mistakes. What I did was ask a prayer of good faith for the conflict that is happening in Asia. I said it in a very informal way and was misinterpreted. Obviously, I know there is conflict between North Korea and South Korea. It was just a funny way to refer to the entire Asian continent. Like when we say 'Look at that Gringo' and turns out that he's Canadian. We call Chinese to everyone who looks Asian. That's what I meant."
There's really no need for me to kick at them, because they've pretty much kicked their own asses.
Reading that entire dumbass skid mark has given me the confidence to try to conquer things I never thought I could conquer before. You know, like a 12-piece jigsaw puzzle or the crossword puzzle in Star Magazine.
via ONTD
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Yeah I know plenty of blond and blue eyed Cubans -in fact I know one family and in 8 kids they range from blond and blue eyed to practically mulatto.
My husband who is Cuban has light brown hair and hazel eyes.
Isnt Cuba in the Caribbean????
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
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Yes, it is. The Caribbean is also in the Atlantic Ocean
You mean that's not the same bitch with a different 'do in both pics? I can never tell, all those Mexicans look the same...
OMG, Some pretty chicks are dumb!!!!! Huhn.
When I was little I always thought piruja was a pirate witch lol
I hate everyone....equally of course
Good job Bradi!! this made my night!!
Coma Caca!
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Meh, this is pretty mild. My latino boyfriend calls all Asian people Chinos, so Miss Univers is right about that. Also I'm German and my boyfriend calls me Russian all the time and thinks the two are interchangeable.
This is just a little window on the world. I've found a lot of people outside of the US are less PC and way more racist than we are.
Godbless the ASIANeSeJAPANESE-CHINEANS!!!
Ima tattoo this post on my forehead!!!
Coma Caca!
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Dumb ass bitches!!!! LOL!!! and with that I am ready for the Apocalypse!! Let's go to our bunkers everyone!!
Coma Caca!
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"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
This here qualifies for a loonie brain thought.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Stupid dumb blonds...maybe the peroxide is to blame for making them stupid...naaah, think they were born that way. God is really fair. Choose beauty and you won't get brains :)
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 10:47pm.
GOD BLESS THE CHINA-CHINAS!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
OMG
ahahahahahahahah
breath
ahahahahhaTHE CHINAS
thanks Brandi! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
what's Barbosa? Dumb Bitch?
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
call me naive but I expected more from Paulina. She grew up rich cuz her mom is a very famous actress and her father is an architect. I can't believe that anyone who went to an exclusive school that supposedly provides children with the best education would say something so ignorant, or would at least word things better. You would think that someone who has spent a few decades touring the world would know better as well.
Como joden con ese tipo de babosadas estas pendejas cabronas!
Yes, because Asia is only made up of Chinas and Japans and Koreans....forget Russia, all countries ending "istan" and all the countries starting with "I". Yes of course I missed some but somehow I think Nepal doesn't even know what Miss Dumbaverse is.
This was a hot mess.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
THIS IS THE GREATEST POST OF ALL TIME! I'm not even exaggerting.
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That shit is nice. -MK
Submitted by cprincess on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 11:34pm.
Isn't Cuba in the Caribbean?
Toooo funny! That whole thread got silly and mean quickly.
"Submitted by redvixen on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 9:04pm.And why are these dumb whores dying their hair blonde? Is blonde even a natural hair color in South America? (Seriously, I don't know) If not, who do they think they are kidding. I wouldn't dye my hair purple or green and expect anyone to believe it's natural.
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I guess being an uneducated person is not solely claimed by beauty queens. In Central and South America, you find blondes, brunettes and redheads with light eyes. I am Cuban (for those who don't know it's an island in the Atlantic Ocean) who is a redhead with hazel eyes and very fair skin."
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Yeah I know plenty of blond and blue eyed Cubans -in fact I know one family and in 8 kids they range from blond and blue eyed to practically mulatto.
My husband who is Cuban has light brown hair and hazel eyes.
Isnt Cuba in the Caribbean????
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 10:34pm.
WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! Hold the fucking press.
SOCK MONKAH?
Is that you???
*throws sheets of Snuggle*
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*catching sheets of Snuggle in my sombrero* Yeah! It's me! *deep sniffy sniff of dryer sheets* mmmmmm....
Can these bitches see Alaska off their back porch?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
"Submitted by Sexecution on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 9:42pm.Interesting. I think the one on the right is my cleaning girl who comes in Wednesday afternoons. No Navidad bonus for you sweetie"
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You are fucking funny!
Hold on-maybe we have the same cleaning girl....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
"call somebody a Gringo and it turns out they're Canadian"????????? Sweet jesus. Let me translate all of their ramblings a little more succinctly:
"We're both dumb hos so don't listen to a thing we say."
Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Can somebody clap near Paulina and Alicia's heads to turn the damn lights on.
Pinches pendejas!!!! .
Pinches pendejas!!!! .
My pleasure, Pearl! :)
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 10:50pm.
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ídicho y hecho!
;D
...IrishFury, thnx for the spittle glittering off my pooter screen, puta!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 10:30pm.
ubmitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 10:18pm.
Babosa numero uno o babosa numero dos? Cual would you hit?
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Depende. ¿Con balasos o sartenasos?
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Ahem...JAJAJAJAJAJA!!! ¡Las dos cosas!
GOD BLESS THE CHINA-CHINAS!
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Dark-sided!
Paulina "J-Lo Lite" Rubio needs to buy a current atlas or a newspaper and study it before she opens her boca grande again. I would also bet good money that "former Miss Universe Alicia Machado" never heard of 99.9 of the countries the other contestants represented. She probably went up to "Miss Hungary" and offered food, "Miss Turkey" and looked for the Butterball trademark and "Miss Greece" and offered her some Clearasil.
A-mazing. When I lived in Miami...I would come by this "redneckish" mindset/worldview from many Cubans.Apparently the contagion has no boundaries.These two & Sarah Palin should form a support group for their remaining brain cells.
Ok, I get Alicia's whatshername reason to call koreans "chinos", but Paulina Rubio's defense was just pathetic AND ignorant.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 10:28pm.
To the latin types I know, 'chinos' is the generic term for asians. Latin america is delightfully free of political correctness.
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The 'latin types' you know are a limited lot if asiáticos and el oriente never roll off their tongues.
Friends don't let friends twitter.
This is your brain on twitter...any questions?
WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! Hold the fucking press.
SOCK MONKAH?
Is that you???
*throws sheets of Snuggle*
I feel like a fucking brainiac on Family Feud now.
ubmitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 10:18pm.
Babosa numero uno o babosa numero dos? Cual would you hit?
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Depende. ¿Con balasos o sartenasos?
Holy fuck.
Seriously, if they're going to continue to have Miss America pagents, can't they make them take a fucking IQ test first. Or at least a Jr. High exit exam.
Retarded twats.
Is Chicken of the Sea tuna?
i.cannot.stop.laughing. Pero, por favor, guapas!!!
Yes, there is a cultural element here, but fuck me...an education
is a REAL THING!
Hahahahaha
To the latin types I know, 'chinos' is the generic term for asians. Latin america is delightfully free of political correctness.
Since Japan does business throughout Central and Latin America, and Japanese love cute shows about funny foreign cultures, I bet they'd get the countries right. Their default term for all non-Japanese is "foreigner" or "alien"--used behind your back but often softened to "Mr. Foreigner" in the third person.
Japanese doesn't distinguish gender like Romance languages do. So they might call Rubio or Machado a "Spain person" or "Latin person."
Ave Maria Purisima! This is why I buy and buy my teenage niece any book she asks for. Damn that is all kinds of stupid.
Submitted by Genny18 on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 10:08pm.
"piruja" love that word
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love it too; waaay more colorful rough equivalent of "skank." Its more like "chav ho."
Babosa numero uno o babosa numero dos? Cual would you hit?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Más como puta estúpida del día ..
Everyone say a prayer for THE BIMBOS! THE BIMBOS! Their baginas are vetty big (sp intentional) and they all look like they have herpes.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
DListers below, thanks for the laughs! As long as sarcastic, book-learnin' eleeeeetist echoomukated foolios like y'all exist, there's still hope! KEEP HOPE ALIVE, HOORS ;D
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 8:46pm.
Michael used the right word for these two, bunch of "babosas". These dumb peroxide bitches don't know jack shit.
If the world thought like Alica and Paulina. we'd see Twitter feeds it would go like this.
Prayers to the 20 tourists who were killed Mexico. I was shocked to learn that were really Mexicans vacationing in Acapulco. Who knew Mexicans had money to vacation anywhere?
Prayers to the Koreans. I feel bad for the lady who does my nail who is from China. Hope her home is not affected.
Prayers to the trapped Australians miners. Perhaps if they had more faith in the Guadalupe, they would be alive today like those in Peru.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 9:17pm.
When did Kelly Bundy learn to speak Spanish?
A geography and current events quiz (not to mention a common sense portion) would be a welcome addition of future beauty pageants. Doesn't "Rock of Love" and Sara Palin's Alaska reality show already fulfill our society's need for beauty, grace, and political intelligence?
"piruja" love that word
I hate everyone....equally of course
OMFG! We need a telethon on Univision to raise money for these two - they need grey matter STAT!
Now let's tell them the Japanese call all Latinas Mexicans because that is the coloquial/informal way to do it in Japan (not to be confused with la China grande.)
I just want to know why TexnDoc's avie is so huge compared to everyone else's. I can't understand a word these bitches are saying.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by Genny18 on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 9:33pm.
Do they also refer to different Asian countries as 'Chinas'? Honestly curious.
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Definitely not among those retaining at least a primaria level of education. But amongst the piruja and chúntaro classes, definitely si. The idiocracy is a multicultural, international phenomenon, unforch :(