Babosas Del Día
File this under: Paulina Rubio and Alicia Machado make me feel smart, which until now I thought was an impossible task.
Shortly after North Korea attacked South Korea, former Miss Universe Alicia Machado asked her Twitter followers to join hands to say a prayer for THE CHINAS. THE CHINAS. THE CHINAS!!!!
"Tonight I want to ask you to join me in a prayer for peace, that these attacks between the Chinas do not make our situation worse."
Alicia didn't like some of her followers throwing DUNCE CAPS at her, so she put a giant CLOSED sign on her Twitter account and quit that bitch. The fuckery didn't end there. Paulina Rubio picked up one of those Dunce Caps, put it on her head and defended Alicia with this priceless mind queef:
“Déjenla en paz todos los japoneses se parecen y China es muy grande”.Translation (via ONTD): "Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
When did the Japanese join the party?! What is Paulina even going on about?! Can somebody clap near Paulina and Alicia's heads to turn the damn lights on.
Paulina quickly deleted that Tweet after getting shit thrown at her. And it's still not over. Alicia tried to clarify her "THE CHINAS" statement to Univision, but it didn't help.
"No me equivoqué, yo no cometí ningún error, lo que hice fue pedir una oración de muy buena fe por todo el conflicto que se está suscitando en Asia. Lo que pasa es que lo dije de una manera muy coloquial y fue malinterpretado. Obviamente, sé que hay un bombardeo entre Corea del Norte y Corea del Sur. Cuando digo 'las Chinas'. Ay, mira al gringo', y resulta que es canadiense. De repente, le dices chino a todo el que ves que es asiático... A eso me refería".
VERY roughly translated (via ONTD and Google Translator): "I was not wrong, I do not make any mistakes. What I did was ask a prayer of good faith for the conflict that is happening in Asia. I said it in a very informal way and was misinterpreted. Obviously, I know there is conflict between North Korea and South Korea. It was just a funny way to refer to the entire Asian continent. Like when we say 'Look at that Gringo' and turns out that he's Canadian. We call Chinese to everyone who looks Asian. That's what I meant."
There's really no need for me to kick at them, because they've pretty much kicked their own asses.
Reading that entire dumbass skid mark has given me the confidence to try to conquer things I never thought I could conquer before. You know, like a 12-piece jigsaw puzzle or the crossword puzzle in Star Magazine.
via ONTD
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I know in Spanish a lot of Mexicans (and other spanish-speakers) call all asian people "chinas" (pronounced "chee-nahs"). It's ignorant sounding even in spanish, however, I do think she was trying to speak slang on her tweet there. It's like saying "much love for my azyns, or homies, or negros", etc and yeah it's cringe-worthy...
The second chick is probably the extra dumbass in this case.
I just read this on the bus and laughed out loud. Not only
is Alicia a dumb idiot but she is also whore. She did a show on. Telemundo similar to big brother and had sekzy time in front
of the cameras. She also did a similar dumb cramp while
judging a Miss Universe pageant.
Babosas!
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 10:39pm.
A-mazing. When I lived in Miami...I would come by this "redneckish" mindset/worldview from many Cubans.Apparently the contagion has no boundaries.These two & Sarah Palin should form a support group for their remaining brain cells.
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I started to date this seemingly very educated and intelligent attractive Cuban guy online. Then he randomly started spewing about how much he hated black people and mexicans. Which is pretty much the majority of my group of friends. That was the end of that for me.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Yeah babosas, all Asians are "chinos", and all Latin American women are dumb ignoramus bimbos... How is that for generalizations?
I should be pissed about the "Japanese" comment but you can't be mad at the truth. We all are a sessy bunch of people.
This is one of MK's finest posts. Had me laughing manically for hours.
I am actually lost for words. :-/
It's surprising that these dumb trollops can even walk upright!
Nothing new to see here. Beauty queens, models and actresses say all kinds of dumb shit when they try and comment on politics, science, or current events. Does anyone remember the answer Miss Teen South Carolina gave when asked why many Americans cannot identify Iraq on a map? That was priceless.
In Machado's defense, when I worked in restaurants many of the mexican immigrant workers refered to asians as 'china' or 'the chinas'. It was used as a catch all term like we use the word 'asian'. It is a dumb thing to say publicly and she should have known it might incite people, especially racially sensitive pan blancos.
These stupid twats. Are you fucking kidding me? WOW.
MK I LOVE YOU POR VIDA!
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This reminds me of that one Mad TV sketch with those bickering hispanic women.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
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hahahaa snowy!! my favorite:
"When did the Japanese join the party?! What is Paulina even going on about?! Can somebody clap near Paulina and Alicia's heads to turn the damn lights on."
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Jack I have been LOLing about it since last night!!!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 10:03am.
Who asked these sluts to get off their needs
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I'm sorry - did you mean "knees"?
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Babosa. I haven't heard that word in a while. My dad use to call our neighbor a baboso. He would drive his Trans-Am through my dad's perfectly manicured lawn when he was drunk. That stopped when he pulled a shotgun on his ass. Don't mess with a Mexican's lawn.
Well, eh... maybe Paulina was actually being a smarty pants and making fun of Alicia.
Or maybe not.
But I'm definitely not buying Alicia's story.
EDIT:
Who asked these sluts to get off their knees and issue a statement regarding a part of the world they have NO clue about?
Ig'nunt bitches need to close their holes.
Or at least THAT one.
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MK, this was the funniest fucking post EVER!!! hahahahahahahahaha
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
wow...way to insult your asain fans...that is like saying all latin people are Mexicans, all black people look he same...I hope Kim Jong Il bombs their house....that is the least these insulting bimbos deserve....very bad taste bimbos!!!
Umm guys (and miguelito), I'm pretty sure Pau meant that in jest to make fun of Alicia...yes not a good topic to joke on but it is what it is. And yes Alicia be ignunt if you've ever seen this whore in interviews you'd see...
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Submitted by Bellaella on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 11:56pm.
That's a shack of shit. Which one are you?
Not all intelligent people are ugly. Not all beautiful people are stupid. Vain, self-centered, uneducated princesses are stupid.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
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Geezus, I'm hoping it's noted my lame attempt at sarcasm in my last post here is just that...
They're so fucking stupid, you tell them to take the # 4 train,they would take the #2 twice.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 7:28am.
What slays me is the uproar over this. Like people actually expect more from this pair than a mediocre song and pathetically over-photoshopped, twink photos?
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Bang on. This happens all the time when a reporter asks a musician or actor their political opinions and then people freak out on them. Who fucking care what they think, are they changing the countries policies in anyway because of their ignorance?
Why the fuck would I care what the lead singer of a death metal band thinks about our foreign policy or the current state of Medicare? Next thing you know this same guy is sitting in a news conference trying to explain his comments eloquently with his grade 10-1/2 education and getting hammered by the press for his comments. WTF.
If the President said this then you better sit up and take notice, otherwise take another bong hit, pour yourself a nice cold drink and get on with your day.
I love how instead of admitting that they were misinformed and they've learned something, these people try to keep up their delusion that they were right all along and we misunderstood. I'd have some respect for a dumb person if they would just say 'Sorry, now I know'!
Gringos? Canadians? WTF?!
Oh you guys! They're pretty they don't have to know this stuff tee hee. On a side note, I do love the follow ups that just prove the stupid.
Suffering tastes so very, very yummy.
I can maybe see how an idiot would call anyone with slanty eyes Chinese. I can decipher between Japanese and Chinese but I might mistakenly think a Korean is Chinese (I'd never say 'hey Chinaman' though, I'd say Asian because you never know). But to idiotically think Asia is completely made up of China? I'm guessing these dumb dumbs got this "news" from a paper right? Did they fail to realize that the paper kept saying North and South Korea?
I won't hate on them anymore though. I know they're idiots, you know they're idiots, they probably know they're stupid, why bother pointing and laughing.
so glad i missed the nitwit gene...these two dummies need to put down that palin book, research some real history...and get an atlas...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
What slays me is the uproar over this. Like people actually expect more from this pair than a mediocre song and pathetically over-photoshopped, twink photos?
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Submitted by chocopuffs on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 1:43am.
i have red hair and a lots of freckles , one of my sisters is very white as to the other one is very brown ,but in my moms family they range from white to very dark almost black looking , and yes all of them mexican , is funny how when you think of mexicans you think of cowboy hats dark complexion , tacos and short but if you really go to the cities in mexico...
A lot has changed to break down the stereotypes associated with any race and as a kid I do remember the Frito Bandito!!
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/Frito%20Bandito.jpg
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "such as"...
The brain surgeon on the left doing that peurile 'devil' sign says it all, about these ninnies.
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I can't believe how racist some people get in threads like these. These 2 idiots obviously do not represent all Hispanics. Unfortunately our media chooses to highlight stories like these that show Hispanics in a very negative light. Bitches like J. Lo, Charo and Paulina Rubio are famous yet the Hispanic teachers, professors and doctors out there are not in the spotlight. There are idiots in every race. And yes, Latinos come in all colors. I know Latinos that sunburn and Latinos that are black. Some of you should take a history course. And I bet the people insulting Latinos have never met one in their lives. Rednecks.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 8:46pm.
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Brilliant!
Submitted by chocopuffs on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 1:43am.
My skin is so pale, my family jokes it's blue.
When I tell people I'm Puerto Rican, they are surprised because I'm not black/and or sound like Rosie Perez.
surprise.
although, I do like to wear me some hooped earrings.
In India east Asians are called "Taiwani." I don't know why the hell, but that's what my family says. It cracks me up every time cause it's so absurd.
This story is just--wow. I'm just so entertained.
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-Submitted by karmaskull on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 4:51pm.
I would bet a that these two tricks never even passed the the 8th grade... good lord go back a make me a some soupa these ignorant skanks need to go away and hide in the high desserts of Mexico....
I dont think Paulina meant that.... she was making fun of Alicia ...
We call Chinese to everyone who looks Asian? I hope she gets her ass kicked.
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
Pair of dumb whores being dumb. I'm shocked.
@chocopuffs You get that type of attitude from individuals who have never traveled out of their county and who don't know any better. I love Mexico and Mexico City is very cosmopolitan. It's a beautiful city and it has everything you can imagine. There are bad neighborhoods and good ones everywhere in the world. You can't generalize a country by a few individuals.
i have red hair and a lots of freckles , one of my sisters is very white as to the other one is very brown ,but in my moms family they range from white to very dark almost black looking , and yes all of them mexican , is funny how when you think of mexicans you think of cowboy hats dark complexion , tacos and short but if you really go to the cities in mexico there is more to it, mexico city is overpopulated but is very cosmopolita i can say and maybe i can exagerate but new york reminds me of it because you can see a very rich mixture of colors within the population and mexico is like that as to there are very rich neighborhoods and very poor neighborhoods , but is a pity that coming to america sudenly you as mexican many become something they were not and end up as a poor caricature here in the states, I moved from mexico since I was 18 years old to USA and I never ate so many tacos until I got here, where i live it was very rare to see people with those awful custumes menain hats , sombreros and their belts and those ugly shirts and poliester pants.
Translation (via ONTD): "Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
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Ha! Are we SURE this is not sarcasm. I would say this:) And I know where all these people come from.
But that's a pretty hilarious retraction: Waddyawant? We're a bunch of racists! *ting* (that's the shine on her pretty teeth.
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Oh. and by "some people" I mean one maybe two people on this thread and people just out there in the world. :)
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I agree. It's sad that most schools in the States do not put emphasis on Geography or world history. We are so behind regarding education compared to other countries in the world.
Oh. and by "some people" I mean one maybe two people on this thread and people just out there in the world. :)
Submitted by chocopuffs on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 1:07am.
muchas gente toma piruja como algo vulgar
por el norte de mexico
pero alla en el sur... es mas como flaca..
mi amiga estaba en la escuela y sus papas
le gritaron piruja vamonos a la casa y todos se empezaron a reir
y ella si lo capto y pero sus papas no....
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LOL! that's hilarious! My family's from the north-west part of Mexico and they would definitely not be caught dead saying that word!
Submitted by redvixen on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 1:04am.
Submitted by cprincess on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 11:34pm.
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It's funny how some people still don't grasp that Hispanic people come in different colors. I have the same skin tone as Penelope Cruz, more or less, while one of my brothers is just a shade lighter than George Lopez and his TWIN sister has translucent skin with dark blonde hair and blue eyes. My other two siblings are have fair features as well and green eyes. In my extended family we also have a few redheads (courtesy of one of my aunts) and a fair amount of darker skinned cousins and many in between.
My dad's side has less fair skinned people but they almost all could pass for Middle Eastern (like me)
Out of the park, MK. Out of the park.
pero estas dos babosas should know their language,I mean, not for nothing but this two have traveled the world, i would think they are not so ignorant, bu then again money can not buy you style or class you are born with it, or not.
pero ya veo que son clasicas pelandruscas sin inteligencia
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muchas gente toma piruja como algo vulgar
por el norte de mexico
pero alla en el sur... es mas como flaca..
mi amiga estaba en la escuela y sus papas
le gritaron piruja vamonos a la casa y todos se empezaron a reir
y ella si lo capto y pero sus papas no....
y ya les dijo ella en su casa que aqui era un poco
vulgar o se referian a una mujer de la vida galante.