Afternoon Crumbs
Blair Waldorf or Johnny Depp and Alicia Silverstone's sharp dressed secret love child? - Lainey Gossip
The Kardashian kunts' kredit kard is kaput - The Superficial
Add this to the "Jessica Simpson's womb is otherwise occupied by a fetus" rumors - Hollywood Tuna
Ben Affleck totally isn't joking - Towleroad
Nothing says "I want a restraining order against the paparazzi" like posing for the paparazzi in a staged photo shoot - Popsugar
Mila Kunis' dress is not the look - Popoholic
At first I thought this was my new favorite LESLIE, and then I got disappointed - Just Jared
Hoarder with OCD alert - The Berry
Star Jones' "getting to the bottom of everything" hat was obviously a gift from Detective La Toya - Crunk + Disorderly
Before they were shooting fireworks out of their tits: The Katy Perry Edition - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Get off the crib ledge, toddlers, Justin Bieber did not cut his hair - Cityrag
Bosnia rape victims think St. Angie is no saint - Celebitchy
Why couldn't Steve Sanders and Dylan McKay do this back in the day? - OMG Blog
Couldn't 30 Second to Mars release a shorter version of their new video that only includes shots of Jared Leto's nipples? - ICYDK
The Independent Spirit Award nominees - I'm Not Obsessed
And now I'm craving a Double Double - NYC Barstool Sports
Tori Spelling's thirsty weave needs a Pedialyte IV STAT - SOW
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Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 6:44pm.
I'm glad people are finally realizing that Hollywood Tuna fucktard is equally as useless as Drunken Stepfather.
Read an interview with that Drunken Stepfather (not sure about the credibility of the source, but I can believe it)loser. He's probably going to blow his brains out someday. Wah, he hates himself so he has to bring others down with him. Boohfuckinghoo. I don't wish death on anyone, but I'd love to see him get 5150'd and then tormented by every woman he's ever humiliated.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
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I seriously thought this was John Depp in drag.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
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''Johnny Depp and Alicia Silverstone's sharp dressed secret love child?"
truer words have never been written, MK!
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"Mila Kunis makes a SOMEWHAT hot appearance"?? Come the fuck on, that woman is so beautiful it pains me to look at her
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
That's it homes you just lost your Bieber privileges
The Bieber says you don't work. You don't work.
The Bieber runs this town
I never noticed that Leighton has a massive fivehead.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 8:37pm.
The best and funniest award show is the Independent Spirit Awards...hopefully The Kids Are Alright will win...Julianne Moore rocks!
Agreed. Princess Hot Ginge is not only gorgeous, but one helluva(n) actress as well.
And what the actual hell is up with Kim's monstrosity of a fur coat? is this made out of the remnants of one of their waxing sessions?
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The best and funniest award show is the Independent Spirit Awards...hopefully The Kids Are Alright will win...Julianne Moore rocks!
Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 5:43pm.
Wait. There are people that watch and enjoy Gossip Girl? I endured about 5 minutes of some episode where the main dude (the gay ed westprick guy) and the druggy looking brunette chick above were playing some Cruel Intentions rip off game. The acting was so bad I thought it was a farce. It had to be a comedy. Also offended that the tacky, slutty material is knowingly geared toward pre teens and teens. Anyways, amazing what passes for entertainment these days.
And a big fuck you to Hollywood Tuna and Drunken Stepfather. Two misogynist aholes who think women were put on earth to maintain an appearance pleasing to them while they masturbate furiously.
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Spiffy, thank you. I agree.
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anyone who bought that kardashian kunt card deserved every single asinine fee that kame with it.
Borgy! you work so close to me! we have to meet up for coffee one of these days!
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Wait. There are people that watch and enjoy Gossip Girl? I endured about 5 minutes of some episode where the main dude (the gay ed westprick guy) and the druggy looking brunette chick above were playing some Cruel Intentions rip off game. The acting was so bad I thought it was a farce. It had to be a comedy. Also offended that the tacky, slutty material is knowingly geared toward pre teens and teens. Anyways, amazing what passes for entertainment these days.
And a big fuck you to Hollywood Tuna and Drunken Stepfather. Two misogynist aholes who think women were put on earth to maintain an appearance pleasing to them while they masturbate furiously.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 4:05pm.
"Johnny Depp and Alicia Silverstone's sharp dressed secret love child?" Spot ON
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Actually, I see Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. JD and VP look somewhat alike - same heart-shaped face and big eyes, small features, etc.
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Provy - thanks for the hint.
*watches video*
*excuses self*
"Dash Dolls"? Really? Hmmm, a doll is a piece of lifeless, brainless plastic which you can treat any which way you please and do with what you will. I guess it's fitting they call themselves and thier amdirers this. It's demeaning.
good God man... Tori is one ugly motherfucker.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
That main pic looks like Keira Knightley, if she put some much-needed weight back on ..
And I ♥ Mila Kunis. She is hot, not matter what they say.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 4:10pm.
I couldn't view the video. Told me it was banned camped.
Click on the "Watch it on Youtube" link under the banned camp message.
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OH SHIT ITS DARREN SHAWPUH, ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST HITTING SAFTYS IN DA LEAGEEEEE!
Wow. Tori really looks like a busted pre-op tranny mess.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
That 'Johnny Depp/Alicia Silverstone' comment is so spot on! LOL
Leslie was ROBBED in that Tom Ford show!
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS
I couldn't view the video. Told me it was banned camped.
But I did listen to the song on Youtube and I liked it. Even with Gay Fish in it. At least they digitally remaster his mouf breaving voice.
Bradi - I know hahahahaha and doesn't seem like all loonie comments ALWAYS end in some kind of "Brad and Angie look so adorable in those pics." comment...? or is it just me?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
That 30seconds to Mars video is such garbage.
What a failure at trying too be weird.
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OH SHIT ITS DARREN SHAWPUH, ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST HITTING SAFTYS IN DA LEAGEEEEE!
Damn, Chestica just needs to tease her hair to really be reppin' old, divorced women from Dallas.
jACKHAT! That's the exiled Brangeloonie!!!
hahahahahahahaha....
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 3:49pm.
LOVE ANGELINA:
November 30th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Maybe someone is feeding them bad information. You know international relations are so hard to maintain because of the language barriers and I really think thats what it is.
Brad and Angie look so adorable in those pics.
- Now, I must go reassemble my brain after it burst into a thousand pieces.
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Bradi - you hot piece of WOMAN, you!! this made me LMAO!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
"Johnny Depp and Alicia Silverstone's sharp dressed secret love child?" Spot ON.
Bieber's gonna have to wear his hair like that until he's 50. Like that guy who played Eddie Munster.
Star Jones always looks like her head was Photochopped onto someone else's body.
I used to think Tori just needed to eat. Now I think she needs to get a full body transplant, a face transplant, and a brain transplant.
TSTM's new video is BANNED from TV. The full length version at least, shit, that's the best kind of PR right there.
And yes, Kangay & TSTM, Jared blogged that last year and I wanted cry.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
DWM - MUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmm, I actually like Mila's dress.
@ M.E. - no kidding - if she's not preggers then dayum!
30STM AND Kanye?
NO JARED! NO!
BQ do you work near snowy? You two should've gone to throw things.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I regards to the Hoarder with OCD....if he/she truely never threw anything away...where is the used TP? The bloody tampons/maxi pads? Used condoms? Booger covered tissues?
Hoarder FAIL.
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I'm going to throw up on you.. make sure you don't throw it out to show that hoarder how it's done.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Chestica really is starting to balloon.
Bradi - LA is still around?
*head explodes*
even with all the surgeries, make up, lights and camera angles, Tori Spelling is one FUG broad. If her dad wasn't Aaron Spelling we would have never heard of her and she would have spent her life in a bell tower somewhere. Damn my eyes need bleach now!
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I regards to the Hoarder with OCD....if he/she truely never threw anything away...where is the used TP? The bloody tampons/maxi pads? Used condoms? Booger covered tissues?
Hoarder FAIL.
"Blair Waldorf or Johnny Depp and Alicia Silverstone's sharp dressed secret love child?"
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Good one...I can totally see it!
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Staement by the group upset with Saint Skelly:
“Angelina Jolie’s ignorant attitude towards victims says enough about the scenario and gives us the right to continue having doubts about it.”
“We have insisted to meet Angelina Jolie since we don’t want to be wrongly presented in the world . . . Our voices are worthwhile and we should have got much more respect.”
“Angelina made a big mistake. We feel that she did not act like a real UNHCR ambassador and we believe that she has no more credibility to remain the ambassador.”
Celebitchy's author response, first line: "Jesus Christ. She’s not making a movie about rape!"
"This Bosnian story seems like it’s going to be boring, and probably dripping in sanctimony, considering Angelina considers her work as a writer/director “the voice” of the Bosnian people.
Protest that, haters."
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LOVE ANGELINA:
November 30th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Maybe someone is feeding them bad information. You know international relations are so hard to maintain because of the language barriers and I really think thats what it is.
Brad and Angie look so adorable in those pics.
- Now, I must go reassemble my brain after it burst into a thousand pieces.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I thought that was Rachel Bilson - oops.
@ borg queen: Wow, sad to know Barnes and Noble is pushing some real shit lit.
I work across the street from a Barnes & Nobles. Last Friday, the lil dyke Justin Beiber was there to sign his autobiography (vomits in mouth). Both sides of the avenue was packed with tweens, down the block around the corner. It was like the Macy's parade was going on. And the screaming for 3 hrs nonstop prior his arrival. Everytime a limo or passenger van passed by, the girls screamed.
Today Kim Kardassian was there signing her book.
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Wok out with your cock out!!