Pink Is Good At Naming Babies
Never mind that Pink is dressed like a cholita clown extra in a Cirque du Soleil production of Mi Vida Loca (they should really get on that), one of her true gifts is naming babies. Who knew? If Pink was in charge of naming every single baby, we'd have a bunch of toddlers with names usually found on White Oprah's grocery list. This is a good thing. Pink still has about 6 more months of pregnancy to go, but she tells Access Hollywood that she and Carey Hart already have picked out the name Jameson if they have a boy.
“My dad’s name is James, and my brother’s name is Jason. [Carey and I] are both Irish, Carey’s middle name is Jason, [and] Jameson – we like whiskey. That’s a no brainer.”
Naming your child after booze? This is brilliant. It's also a valid reason for having kids. Then I could have a little baby Ron Vicaro and a little baby Bombay Sapphire crawling around. Don't worry, I'd pull a Pink and tell everyone my second cousin's middle name is "Ron" and "Bombay" was the name of my mom's childhood cat, or something like that.


Makes me think of Jenna Jameson...
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Jameson works for me. Pink is from the classy Irish part of Philly near Fishtown. lol
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Submitted by Sexy Pants on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 12:18am.
I have an uncle that everyone calls "fat" and his last name is Cox. when he ran for sheriff last year, the signs all read "Fat Cox for Sheriff".
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So did Fat Cox win??????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
We have TONS of Brandys around here. And the name Keagan is becoming very popular in my area, for both boys and girls. The first time I heard the name Keagan was in 1985 when a girl in high school had a baby girl and named her that.
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not so unusual. i worked with a dickhead with that name. and he was an acTOR too. in his head
Well my aunt named her twins Divine and Messiah. I couldn't believe it when my mom told me their names.
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Vous savez, moi je ne crois pas qu'il y ait de bonne ou de mauvaise situation.
And they want their child to be as popular as the Jameson porn star. Stupid.
Bombay Sapphire totally sounds like a real baby name. A trashy, but real baby name. *adds to list*
Anyhoodles, Jameson is a pretty name and as for the reason, well, it still tops Jermajesty, Bronx Mowgli and Pilot Inspektor and let's leave it at that.
Wow, a "real" name.
I like Jameson. Not the booze, the name. But as to the reason why she's naming her kid Jameson....errr....
Might as well just tell the kid he was a drunken mistake.
oh that's why she looked fat.;)
(my family all have weird names, can't judge.thanks Mom!LOL)
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"angel_i on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 8:59am.
LOL!
Wanna make God laugh? Make a plan."
Matthew mcconnahay's brother named his kid Miller Lyte (red neck). A lot of my friends parents are teachers and they have heard some fucked up names; Patience and Kindness (twins), Orangelo and Lemongelo (orange jello, lemon jello-also twins).
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
Pink is so butch that I'm still having a hard time believing Carey wasn't actually the one who got pregnant.
So my mom was a teacher...she had a set of twins in one of her classes. Shithead and Asshole...pronounced shitheed and asholy....*blank stare*
Nice name, but I think she'll have a girl for the same reason Mimi is having a boy. Fate is so ironic and twisted sometimes :P
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My favorite Thai name of all time was Phuc Yu Jameson (yes, Jameson is just for privacy reasons ;). It's a nice name and I hope Pink is a better parent than hers were to her. In keeping with the beer names, how about Coors Carlsberg? Or Heineken Moosehead (that's one for the My Name is Earl dude)?
Fat Cox the sheriff for hot slut name of the day, lol.
My brother and sisters were named after people in the Bible. I was named after pipe tobacco. Go figure.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
My best friend sister named her son Capone....yes Capone. Poor kid. Her brother has two sons, one is named Antonio, the other Anthony...they basically have the same name....my friend is the only normal one in that family lol
I have neighbors who named their kids Jack and Jameson, and at first I thought "Wow, what a couple of whiskey-loving alcoholics!" Then I found out they're pretty hard-core Christians and it was probably totally unintentional, which makes it all the more hilarious.
Years ago, my mom and I were watching some reality show that had a girl named Jameson.. but spelled Jamisyn or some other nasty way and my mom thought it was so cute. I wanted to throw up. I don't get the appeal of surnames as first names, so I don't like Jameson, but it's still better than Banjo or Bronx... and at least they're using it on a boy.
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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i have a unique name and i love it..but people tend to think it's not real and seem to go out their way to mispronounce it when it's so obvious what it is....let's just say i was born in the 60's and leave it at that...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
Meh. One of my pals has a son named Jameson.
remember when everybody was naming their kid "Brandy"? still one of my guilty pleasure songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3OzS1zU_70
I'm all for unique names (I grew up with a foreign first name and had a tough time growing up but now I love my name and wouldn't trade it for a generic one)
but this is just plain stupid.
Put the whiskey reference aside, it sounds like a last name, like naming your kid Johnson.
I work w/ kids as well and we have annoying names like:
Hudson
Tyler(girl)
Leyton
Tegan(I like this one)
I think Teagan is becoming a more popular name
Sounds like a made up name to me.
I actually like the name. I was expecting worse.
When I worked at an insurance company years ago, we got an application for insurance on a young child, his first name was Buck and his middle name was Aroo. His sister had a weird name too, but I can't recall what it was.
Submitted by AlexDSSF on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:29pm.
BOY - Liam, Matthew, Rhodri, Stephen, Kai (which is a fairly common German name), Adam, Benoit, or Justin
GIRL - Shaquan, Aishwarya, Priyanka, Denise, Lara, Siobhan, Niamh, Leilani, Loana, Trecia, or Aparecida
You're watching too much bollywood!!! Liam and Siobhan are on my list too. Kai means food in Kiwi.
I love Calliope, Thalia, Alexandra, Sophia, Isabella for girls.
For boys: Joshua, Oliver, Raphael, Luca, Alexander, Isaac, Isaiah, Zachary, Riley, Caleb and
Jude
And their Hindu Names: Vinay, Vedha, Amartya and Vishwatma.
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"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you." - Philip Larkin.
I'm gonna name my kid Miller Genuine Draft one day.
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<"Submitted by onthefringe on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 8:44pm.
Pink is channeling Ethel Mertz on cleaning day in that pic.">
Boy, did you nail it. In color.
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 1:42am.
Yeah, I'm funny about nicknames. My son is Tyson and he gets Ty, Tyse, TJ, Sonny (wtf)...I cant accept that shit
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
I dont mind the name, she could do worse. At my son's playgroup there's a Damani, Aristotle and a Jessnick
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
You're not Irish, Pink, you're American.
My daughter's name is Alexandria, and everyone but me calls her Alex.
I think it emphasises the fact that I run this bitch. :)
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Pink can do no wrong
Submitted by shandi on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:47pm.
There was a kid a month or two ago at the local McD's named Ransom. I've never hear that before (except in kidnappings). The dad kept screaming his name over and over "RANSOM!" He was an irritating little shit, I'll tell you that.
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Ransom is a family name in my husbands family. Coming from a family of Cephas, Coleman, Gaynelle, Arco and Hershell, I'm glad the hubs is named Phillip.
Just name the kid Alcohol or Alchie and be done with it already.
Bet this lucky sonofabitch came dangerously close to being named Four Loko Hart.
I have an uncle that everyone calls "fat" and his last name is Cox. when he ran for sheriff last year, the signs all read "Fat Cox for Sheriff".
I have had some, um, different names come across my desk at work lately. Prynzess was the name of the day.
It's not terrible.
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wow, a nice normal name. totally unexpected.
I've shared this one before - girl named Arshley. Sounds like arse with an -ly attached. ICK.
I'd have to go with Chardonnay for a girl 'cept it sounds like she'd take her clothes off for cash and not a whole lot of it.
Jameson is cool tho and much better than Fat Bastard or one of the other hipster wine names.
I knew a woman whose first name was Clytie and surname was Cox, I shit you not. Hours of fun with that one. It was prounounced "Cleye-tee" or so she claimed.
I like the name Jameson. Works well whether the child is young or old.
There was a kid a month or two ago at the local McD's named Ransom. I've never hear that before (except in kidnappings). The dad kept screaming his name over and over "RANSOM!" He was an irritating little shit, I'll tell you that.
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I think Jameson is actually a cool name. It'll work well when he's older.
Fantasy Puff is the first and middle names. My staff voted that they were breeding a new super race of stripper.
I called Felay, "Ma'am." There wasn't anything else I could do. At least I could also call her Ms. Jones.
I had a secretary that was mad that everyone pronounced her name wrong. It was Keedria. It was pronounced, "Kayderia." I just called her Kay.
Jameson? If they ever have a daughter and they name her Jenna, oh Goddess on a wheel...
I really don't like these names that celebs give their kids: Apple, Moses, Kingston, Cruz, blah blah blah. And I also hate it when daughters get masculine names or surnames as their given names, like Addison and Madison and Mason, etc.
If I ever adopt a child, this is what I would name him or her:
BOY - Liam, Matthew, Rhodri, Stephen, Kai (which is a fairly common German name), Adam, Benoit, or Justin
GIRL - Shaquan, Aishwarya, Priyanka, Denise, Lara, Siobhan, Niamh, Leilani, Loana, Trecia, or Aparecida
Hey, it's either those or Pilot Inspektor or True.
Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 10:55pm.
I have a friend name Jenny. Not Jennifer...just Jenny. She gets so mad when people call her Jennifer! haha.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
My family is from the south and everyone is called by their first and middle names. Always. It's so annoying. And we have 6 dudes in our family who's legal name is Jimmy.
My hubby's aunt was named Nilmarg. Because the doctor's last name was Gramlin, and they decided to reverse it. Hubby's legal name is Billy. Yes, of course, we are Southern.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 9:16pm.
A guy who occasionally does work for my dad is named Jimmy James. Yeah, his given name on his birth certificate is Jimmy. Yep, we're in The South.
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We are not from the South, but I have a cousin named "Danny" like that. It is not "Daniel," but "Danny" on his birth certificate. He is 51 years old and it sucks.