My Life Is Now Complete

If there was ever an image I'd get tattooed to the inside of my eye lids, this would be it. It's the forever glamorous Detective La Toya Jackson and the forever gorgeous La Duquesa de Alba sharing the same frame at the International Horse Fair in Sevilla, Spain yesterday!!! This is like watching a unicorn catch a falling star in its mouth. Now the words "beauty" and "magic" know where to go when they need a shot of inspiration.

You might already be on your knees worshiping this picture while listening to this post via Microsoft Sam. If that's the case, keep bowing! While you do that, I'm going to call my optometrist to ask if he can stain glass this piece of photographic art to my contact lenses.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Elegance Has A Name • Glamour • La Toya Jackson • This Belongs In A Museum • We Can All Go Home Now

Submitted by hawaiian_tiki on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 8:09pm.

Latoya looks lovely, she knows how to have fun!

Submitted by delirious on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 12:38pm.

As someone said, la Duquesa de Alba is the most titled person in Europe (maybe the world, too). If Queen Elizabeth were to meet her, the Queen, following protocol, would have to bow to the Duchess first. Even so, I think she is a likable and friendly person... Now, why is Detective La Toya in her presence? Maybe she is trying to solve the mystery of why la Duquesa looks like a puppet?

Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 10:05am.

Aside from the obvious fact that Michael's death was the best thing to have happened for LaToya, I want to say that I think she would look 100% more credible by ditching the slut wig and going au naturel with her REAL hair that's hidden underneath that fucking mess. The wig is too voluminous and draws attention to her aging face and jawline. Her short african hair type would do so much more for her if only she weren't still trying to convince herself and everyone else that she's 'only' 35.

Submitted by yucko on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 1:44am.

Bah, people can say whatever they want about it sucking to be an useless or unknown sibling. This woman gets to hang out in Spain for doing almost nothing while I feel like I may be stuck in this place ETERNALLY.

Why is she there?

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 9:50pm.

too much beauty, too much glamour! The world will be just too plain muthfucking jane for me tomorrow now that my beautyglamourelegance-dar's needle broke off the charts, no thanks Mikey!

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 8:21pm.

Are we supposed to guess which ones are real, living humans? Okay, I go first. I'll guess C. None of them.

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Cause I can't work a job
Like any other slob
Punching in and punching out and sucking up to Bob
Marrying a bitch
Having seven kids
Giving up and growing old
And hoping there's a god

Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 7:19pm.

How is it that LaToya, she of no discernible talent, manages to take trips all over the world, meet royalty and get her picture plastered all over the place? Now that Michael is dead, who is supporting her?

Submitted by big balls on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 7:06pm.

i am so jealous.... i wanna meet la duquesa!!!!!
or is that a mirror in front of la gitana?

wonder if they swapped doctor names....

Submitted by chocopuffs on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 4:35pm.

i'm going to start a company selling portraits on velvet fabric, like in the 60's and latoya will be the spanish maja and La Duquesa De Alba as herself, nothing but "beautiness" in this joint, the background will be all black stallions, who else portraying pretty than these two vintage beauties.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 4:12pm.

WTF was Latoya doing at a horse fair? Can she not here the s sound?

Submitted by Global-Traveler on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 4:01pm.

Lu Duquesa de Alba is one of the richest women in Spain and is in fact the most titled.

Years ago her daughter María Eugenia Brianda Timotea Cecilia Martínez de Irujo y Fitz-James Stuart married Francisco Rivera Ordoñez , the grandson of a famous matador and one of Spain's leading actresses. He is OUTRAGEOUSLY handsome. In fact, his entire family looks like either a matador or a leading actress.

The wedding photos were the weirdest juxtapositions that I'd ever seen. One side was crushingly beautiful, and the other side was simply soul crushing.

http://www.google.co.uk/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=Francisco+Rivera+O...

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://image.netenviesdemariage.co...

Submitted by get serious on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 3:55pm.

LOL at that last Detective LaToya pic. "I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits

Submitted by McBrewster on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 3:53pm.

This is the most beautiful post in the history of La Toya posts!

Equine elegance like no other!!

Blue ribbon for you, Michael K.!

The Universal Love of La Toya
www.latoyalove.com

Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 3:47pm.

Yesssssssss!
I'll take a 6 foot by 4 foot replica of thumbnail number 7 to hang above my fireplace mantel.

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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 3:33pm.

snowy - MS Sam is the digitized voice dude that MS has that can read your emails, etc. out loud for you if you are vision impaired!!!
*points to my one eyed self*
*types "fuck off, snowy" and has Sam read it over and over*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

Submitted by JoJo on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 3:29pm.

Yikes!

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 2:58pm.

Nothing to add. Just LOL at everyone's comments and the photos.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 2:32pm.

Everyone in the main pic looks like a puppet....

Submitted by I need more cowbell on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 2:29pm.

It's official-LaToya is Latarded! I'd love to see what that freaking moron wears to a sushi bar! For some reason she doesn't understand how stupid she looks or how offensive it is for her to be wearing these costumes.

Submitted by NC-Ladee on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 2:26pm.

I remember when she used to be such a pretty black girl. Now she's just scary. I really would love to know what she sees when she looks in the mirror.