I Mean It This Time, FREE WILLIE!!!
Willie Nelson looks like a big meanie just snatched a joint out of his hand, because they did! This mug shot was taken shortly after Border Patrol in Texas caught Willie with six ounces of weed over the weekend. Willie was charged with a misdemeanor and freed on $2,500 bail, but TMZ says that it's far from over. Texas doesn't ever play around so there's a chance they could stick Willie's old ass behind bars for more than 2 years. It's a good thing Dolly Parton can hide a double bowl bong, 4 marijuana plants, a lighter wand, a food dehydrator and a heat lamp in her titty canyon.
A criminal defense attorney who practices in Austin tells TMZ that there's a good chance Willie could get sentenced to a minimum of 6 months and a maximum of 2 years in the chokey. The director of NORML, an L.A. based marijuana law reform organization, thinks Willie should tell the jury that he bought the good shit in California (where medical weed is legal) and forgot it was on the bus.
If Willie Nelson is jailed for 2 years, every single marijuana plant will shrivel and dry up from intense heartbreak. Then all of us will have to spend the good part of our day blowing good shit smoke towards Texas hoping that Willie gets contact high by sticking his mouth out of the tiny jail house window. Err. Since I put it that way. Maybe this isn't such a bad thing after all....
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I guess I'll stick my two cents in here - as a Texan, I'm with WildBee. People like to talk shit, and I do myself, but I can because I live here. And not everyone is a moron in Texas - that's like say everyone here is a fucking cowboy. I assure you, we are not.
Texas has some shit wrong with it - one thing obviously being the podunk town of Sierra Blanca where Willie got arrested, a little bitty town which I hate passing on road trips. But Austin is awesome and the other cities have their unique qualities.
For all you haters, you've also obviously never been to Hippie Hollow. Lots of old man dick hanging free and loose for you to see. What's to hate about that?
Texas. Ew.
Weed. Yeah!
I'm from Texas. And yes, I know there are ignorant and holier-than-thou people in the state. But let's face it - idiotic, egomaniacal, rude people are EVERYWHERE. (And that sort of behavior is what inspired me to move away from Europe, to be honest.)
But there are geniuses everywhere, too - and polite ones. In Texas the best nice nerds are in Austin and Houston (in my opinion).
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The phrase 'Don't Mess with Texas' is actually trademarked by the Texas Department of Transportation.
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You're absolutely right. The "Don't Mess with Texas" campaign began in 1986. What you fail to grasp is that the slogan rang so true it has become synonymous with Texas culture, character and conviction for almost 25 years.
After living in Europe for several years the mere mention that I was a Texan would almost always provoke the same response. Regardless of how limited their English was, and in their best American accent, they would smile and say "Don't Mess with Texas". Now that's a campaign with legs.
In addition to being a douchebag, dubious1, you're also very narrow minded. But miserable, self-loathing and directionless people usually are.
every single marijuana plant will shrivel and dry up from intense heartbreak
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THATS JUST SAD!! who would jail WILLIE FREAKING NELSON for marijuana posession, thats like locking up a stripper for getting naked!! :(
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Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 8:52pm.
Is there no other crime happening in Austin, Austin police??
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He was traveling back to Austin from California. And sliding down the ass crack of the Texas/Mexico border to get there is a VERY bad idea. A route that Texans avoid and a route Willie has avoided for decades, until now. Sierra Blanca, TX is not even near Austin.
This happened purposely, Willie's making himself the poster child for legalization and acceptance of "Weed Without Borders".
Take it from a Native Texan, no one ever travels that route unless they're forced to or they're lost. Everyone travels a bit north to avoid the bullshit. Bullshit that is well known to all Texans, most of all Willie.
What bullshit you say?
- Plan on being stopped multiple times, searched and questioned repeatedly while wasting your whole damned day.
- You, your passengers and the vehicle you are in will get an "Up Close and Personal" from a pack of drug sniffing dogs. Multiple times.
- You will be questioned about your nationality, where you've lived in the past, where you live now and how long you've been there.
- You will be questioned about where you're driving from, where you're driving to and you better be able to prove it.
- And lastly, they'll want to know what in the hell you're doing there. And you better have a damn good answer.
It's VERY easy to avoid all of that shit, just don't travel that way. Willie knows this very well, common knowledge.
Which leaves you two conclusions to WillieGate:
A) Willie's tour bus, fueled by dope fumes and Willie tunes, decided to take charge of the situation and made a run for the border.
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B) It was planned.
You make the call.
Dayum, bitch looks like Yoda's dad. Pot should be legal--what a waste of everyone's time.
Arresting Willie for possession, wow, talk about shooting fish in a barrel!
Is there no other crime happening in Austin, Austin police??
Found a video of Willie talking about smoking right before the interview on Larry King: http://bit .ly/dRn2z3
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Much love for Tom T Hall. During my skiing phase in high school, our local bunny hill played nothing but country music through the loudspeakers. "Ah lurve, little baby ducks, ole pickup trucks, n-you"! Country music in the 70's was the best!
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You're on your own in finding a recipe for sliced cheese.
He and Chace Crawford can be cellmates. Chace can comb his hair, and Willie can comb Chace's eyebrows.
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Oh come on now!!!!! Busting Willie for weed!!!! Its like shooting ducks in a pond - where's the damn sport in that???
Yeah, Willie Nelson is such a threat to the community with Pot. He might yawn widely, and ask for a bag of Cheetos.
"The phrase 'Don't Mess with Texas' is actually trademarked by the Texas Department of Transportation."
FYI "Don't Mess With Texas" is the anti-litter slogan, not a threat, but I am willing to make an exception from time to time.
...and on to important topics... FREE WILLIE and LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!
Marijuana needs to be legal. I don't smoke and I never will, but this shit should be legal NOW.
I'm going to jump through this screen and get all you haters! (MAYBE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH POT TO CHILL ME OUT)
Willie did Farm Aid for fuck's sake! He's a doer! He get's out there and helps out, and you all are talking trash about mother fucking TEXAS? Get your shit straight!!!
Submitted by kacky on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 4:02pm.
And I have got to wonder if Willie did this on purpose, because if you want to hide it, you can hide it, especially when you have a whole dang entourage on the bus.
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I think it was on purpose, to stir up legalization debate, or maybe to test the system regarding interstate use of California medical marijuana cards.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 3:50pm.
Also there is no written law stating that income tax is required to be paid and the IRS are pretty much nothing more than a cartel.
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Actually, there is no written law exempting income from illegal activities from income tax. Under the constitutional amendment allowing for income taxes, all income is subject to tax unless specifically exempted by tax law. Al Capone was jailed for tax evasion.
Alcohol has ruined more lives than pot ever dreamed of, trust.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
The director of NORML....thinks Willie should tell the jury that he bought the good shit in California and forgot it was on the bus.
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What a stoner!
This is stupid. Everybody knows Willie smokes weed. It's like putting Santa Claus in jail for being fat.
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Submitted by anony54321 on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 4:23pm.
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tom t hall is the absolute shit. do you like little kittens? ducks?
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
charlie m you are the only person i have ever read or met who knew who tom t hall is. i am listening to clayton delaney this very minute.
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Plenty of people like to say California is fucked up, but having lived in both states, I can assure you that Texas is well beyond fucked up by comparison. The people there have an average IQ around 100 but manage to have a 'holier than thou' attitude that makes most Californians seem shy.
The phrase 'Don't Mess with Texas' is actually trademarked by the Texas Department of Transportation.
Now leave Willie alone you stupid redneck scumbags!
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i'm not into anything illegal. you can talk about pot and grass being the good stuff all fucking day long i don't give a shit. if it ain't legal, don't want any fucking part of it. and that includes all the fucking assholes that surround it. all i want is my bottle of popov, bible and shotgun and everyone else can go fuck themselves.
le down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
I'd rather see his crusty ole face than someone like Steven Tyler with the Botox and the surgery.
And I have got to wonder if Willie did this on purpose, because if you want to hide it, you can hide it, especially when you have a whole dang entourage on the bus.
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You're on your own in finding a recipe for sliced cheese.
Seriously WTF? It's not like Willie's driving the damn tour bus. And I know for a fact it's OK to smoke pot because my mom told me as a kid, "It's OK because the Indians did it, and it's a plant so God put it here for us to use." LOL
That being said I have my medicinal marijuana card - what can I say I guess my mother's daughter.
The edibles are the best...
I don't do pot but it should be legalized. And hemp has so many uses it's unreal. But then Big Agra would find a way to genetically alter it, patent the shit & monopolize it. When they find a way to do it, only then will you see pot legal.
Also there is no written law stating that income tax is required to be paid and the IRS are pretty much nothing more than a cartel. And for you asses who say I need to move out of the wonderful USA, don't worry...I have been looking into it:)
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WOW! The streets of Texas are much safer with Old Willy off them.
Damn.
Don't fuck with Texas!
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 3:02pm.
I hope Adibese rapes him.
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I miss that show!
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Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time
You were always on my mind, you were always on my mind
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this is for the Anti-Druggies aka Anti-Fun & MYOB folks, before the prolific pontifications on why it should be illegal and only really having that is is illegal as an argument, I have one thing to say to you.....
KEITH RICHARDS......STILL ALIVE
WILLEH NELSON........STILL ALIVE
ME.........STILL ALIVE
Folks that complain about it and how "dangerous" it is, really? I love it and it DID NOT lead me to other legitimately DANGEROUS DRUGS.
SO HA! And I don't care if some don't like it, don't do it, hey look at that, it's like changing the channel when you hate what your watching.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 2:55pm.
Meanwhile murderers, rapists, gang bangers and pedophiles are being ignored.
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exactly.
a couple months ago, los angeles police department didnt get paid because there was no money. (and it's not the first time that happened)
know why? because they waste tax payers money on bullshit like this.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 3:02pm.
I hope Adibese rapes him
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mmmmmmm one of my fantasies, right there
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 3:02pm.
I hope Adibese rapes him
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mmmmmmm one of my fantasies, right there
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Willie Nelson's only 5'3"??
Same here - legalize and tax it.
I hope Adibese rapes him.
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OH SHIT ITS DARREN SHAWPUH, ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST HITTING SAFTYS IN DA LEAGEEEEE!
Legalize and Tax this shit already.....
"Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 2:55pm.
Meanwhile murderers, rapists, gang bangers and pedophiles are being ignored.
And Paris Hilton can walk away from possession of a controlled substance and Lilo from 2 DUI's.
Absurd."
A-FUCKING-MEN!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
fucking ridiculous.
go fight a real crime.
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Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time
You were always on my mind, you were always on my mind
- Willie Nelson
willie nelson is a little pansy shit. he will never be a tom t hall or charlie pride. he can try all he wants be he will never be.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
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my gf lives by him and said he does AWESOME stuff for the community... very good guy.
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Meanwhile murderers, rapists, gang bangers and pedophiles are being ignored.
And Paris Hilton can walk away from possession of a controlled substance and Lilo from 2 DUI's.
Absurd.
Willie could go to jail, yet the likes of LiLo and Paris roam free after far worse.
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WHY!!?????
Really, do we all feel safer now that Willie is behind bars? COMPLETE BULLSHIT.
i kind of have a thing going on with weed. i mean i dont want to be too hard on people who do it and shit but i just cant condone it either. there is absolutely zero debate that weed is extremely bad for your lungs and harmful to your cognitive reasoning and brain health. i personally can't stand it. the second people get illegal shit around me i fucking freak out. it's like get the fuck out of my house with your stoned eyes or you are going to find a shotgun up your fucking ass. it is much more soothing to have a pot roast and a handle of popov than that shit.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Its not like he was harming anyone, the laws in this country need to be changed.
I realize weed is illegal, but this is just wrong.
this is WRONG, i tell you...WRONG!!!! who would do something like this to willie? who?
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