Monday, November 29th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By The Dance Of The Seven Ecstasy Tabs
Sometimes the beat just grabs a hold of your body, flips you around and commands you to move like an "Egyptian dilophosaurus with ADD" (0:05 mark), and a "paraplegic iguana waving for help" (0:27 mark), and a "dying nympho catfish" (1:10 mark), and "Lady Gaga in the electric chair" (1:33 mark), and "Frankenstein walking on hot coals" (2:06 mark).
You can't ignore the beat (or the waves that hit your body from taking the RIGHT kind of ecstasy).
via Videogum
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Oh, Britney doing the salmon in her latest holiday video.
@Cappy
No worries !! And thanks for the encouragement for the job...I was just hoping that you didn't think I was implying anything about that whole other jizz drama (which I knew you weren't a part of), actually no one was really a willing partcipant in any of that, we all ended up hijacked by proxy. and trust, I know from experience that wine + stress+ dlisted doesn't always translate to some. I hope the Thanksgiving went ok...actually fill us in with an update.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I bet she has a serious concrete burn from all that flopping around on her belly. I'm just sayin...
♫♫ Go Ke¢ha! Go Ke¢ha! Go Go, Go Ke¢ha! ♫♫
Michael K my love, yyour descriptions of those "moves" is fucking brilliant! L.M.M.F.A.O!!!
Gnite all. Snark on. Tomorrow's a new day.
*leaves sake and marachino cherry shots in thread*
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 8:44pm.
I (finally) had my first day of work at a new job...and NO computer access ! I have to wean myself of of d-listed, which is going to be hard. The position is part time though so maybe I'll have time to sneak around during the day.
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{{hugs}} Congrats on the new job; stick with it. Had to wean myself off the DL also; I'll be off for three days and then go manic on it for a day (like today). You won't be forgotten while you are away. Something I've learned from being just shy of a year on here, is that once a DLer, always a DLer.
More importantly, if you can safely sneak a post, rock on! Just be safe and smart. Separately, I hope you saw my Thursday OP post back to you re: my being all moody and crankers. Best wishes with the new job. =D
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
Fuck, that there just made my day.
I (finally) had my first day of work at a new job...and NO computer access ! I have to wean myself of of d-listed, which is going to be hard. The position is part time though so maybe I'll have time to sneak around during the day.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
This made my day. I can't stop watching it.
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 5:41pm.
Morning, everybody.
I'm depressed.
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Why? (My OMP came by and he's been having a fucking depressing day too. We all are.) But, how's things with you? I'll be checking into the DL for about an hour or so (it's 8p EST where I am at). Gmorning to you too. It's a brand new day.
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
still on lockdown.
He busted into a preschool and held a teacher and a volunteer parent hostage for a bit, in the infant room.
Back on the loose.
i dont do drugs
nancy reagan is my hero
i jerk off to her photo
just say no bitch
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Morning, everybody.
I'm depressed.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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I seriously love this chick lol. I want to be her best friend.
I have never taken acid and I don't know WTF this trick is on but something tells me I will pass!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 5:21pm.
LMAO @ Nitty.
This is really unsettling. New reports make it sound like they have no clue where he is as they are widening their search.
*sigh*
Traffic is going to be horrendous tonight.
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M.E., for realz tho yo..LOL
Lock your doors into your office and try and find someone to walk you to your car after work tonight.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
LMAO @ Nitty.
This is really unsettling. New reports make it sound like they have no clue where he is as they are widening their search.
*sigh*
Traffic is going to be horrendous tonight.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 5:03pm.
Oh, I'm sorry, 275 lbs. And the police now cannot confirm if he's actully still in the house with hostages or if he fled into the woods. And he ditched the yellow jumpsuit.
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ME, lemme' guess..He escaped just before his lap band surgery?
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Oh, I'm sorry, 275 lbs. And the police now cannot confirm if he's actully still in the house with hostages or if he fled into the woods. And he ditched the yellow jumpsuit.
stefy - M.E. has a 6'7 245lb black man holed up in her panties!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
holy shit, M.E.!!! yea, shouldn't be hard to find.
We have an old Army base here where they used to do training (still do, just not on as big of a scale) and have HUNDREDS of barricks. Back in the early 80's the govt shipped thousands of Cuban refugees to the base as a holding point before being deported... It was like a prison with razor wire around the fences etc... those crazy fuckers still broke out about once a week and TERRORIZED this place... would break in old peoples's houses, tie em up, steal their shit, sometimes even kill the people... it lasted for what seemed like forever.... I was a little kid so I don't remember all the details.... just remember being scared shitless all the time.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Where is the hostage situation taking place?
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
6'7 245lb Black man wearing a yellow jail jumpsuit.
Shouldn't be hard to spot.
*pictures the big guy from The Green Mile*
Newest reports, he's holed up in a house with hostages.
caprica, my reply:
"Jesus Lynda. I was not picking on people for being fat, but for being lazy. So many people want a magic pill/shirt/underwear to do it for them. Staying fit takes work. Find something fun to do for exercise, and get moving."
M.E., be safe!!
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Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time
You were always on my mind, you were always on my mind
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 4:16pm.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We just got put on lockdown.
The hospital, which is less than a 1/4 mile from my work...a patient escaped, shooting a security guard, taking his gun, on the loose. There are four helicopters circling right now, police everywhere, SWAT ontop of roofs.
I'm fucking scared.
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Holyshit! ?? You be safe. This is like the Atlanta thing a few years back. Damn. Lock up.
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
ROTF "bat wings are avoidable"! @PSL
They fking are avoidable! Period. Peeps can handle the truth. My OMP watches 'biggest loser' on tv (I think cause he had battled his weight and was a good 50lbs overweight at one point) and OMP lost that shit by, wait for it, MOVING HIS ASS. All the peeps on 'biggest loser' got major kudos from me cause when I watch that shit with OMP, I'm like "damn, they really work hard here" and they shed the weight. Eating right (at least most of the week, as opposed to eating shit twice a day, everyday) is a huge factor too.
I mean, unless there is a diagnosed primary medical condition involved, then we're all causing our own hypertension, diabetes, etc., and we've got to recognize that and get down to a weight that is appropriate for how the human skeletal frame was meant to carry. But for individuals who have primary med conditions that caused a screwed up metabolic system, I feel for them; ain't nothing they can do but try to trick the meta system back (which has been proven can be done but it takes A SHITLOAD of work and life-changes is my understanding).
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 4:11pm.
I remember that high from last March. Primer with a side of latex paint. *drooling*
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We just got put on lockdown.
The hospital, which is less than a 1/4 mile from my work...a patient escaped, shooting a security guard, taking his gun, on the loose. There are four helicopters circling right now, police everywhere, SWAT ontop of roofs.
I'm fucking scared.
caprica, it is ridiculous. I am convinced Jezebel IS where all the fat people post. You do any body snarking and you get shredded.
I do 6-8 hours of Martial Arts a week. I did get lucky with being born with slim arms, but shit...it's not like I am bragging about being thin and saying I don't do anything. All I said was "bat wings are avoidable".
fucking idiots.
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Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time
You were always on my mind, you were always on my mind
- Willie Nelson
@ Terri - ROTFLMAO - At least u made it ok.
@ Happy Hour - I never did E during the day. I cant imagine having to do my daily chores while high.
Update on alkie BFF, he just called me cryin that he needs to go to an inpatient rehab STAT. He has no insurance, is HIV +. I told lets apply for SSI and you will get health coverage. But does anyone know of a free facility he could check out.
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A great oak tree was just a lil nut that stood its ground.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 4:05pm.
hahahhaha the fatties at Jezebel hate me.
http://jezebel.com/5701534/introducing-charms-like-spanx-for-your-arms
I commented that the lazy asses should try doing some push ups, and one lady called me an asshole "For winning the genetic lottery"
sorry hon, I may have good genes, but I WORK HARD to keep my body in shape. what a loser!
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Sweet! LOL. I'm 115 and tone but I am getting soft buldges in places I've never had cause that's just the shit that happens when I sit on the couch shoving one thing after the next in my piehole. Soooo, I rollerblade, swim (when I can), shoot hoops, rowdy sex, whatever, srrsly. BITCHES GOTTA MOVE IZ ALL WE'RE SAYING. Damn, how come this basic shit is so fking hard for peeps to understand?!
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
My painters have left forEVAH with a cloud of whatever the fuck this lady inhaled. Hiiiiiiiiigh.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Poor thing looks like she learned to dance in exercise class. Seriously though, good thing Joran Vandersloot is behind bars cause this would be his next victim for sure.
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You're on your own in finding a recipe for sliced cheese.
hahahhaha the fatties at Jezebel hate me.
http://jezebel.com/5701534/introducing-charms-like-spanx-for-your-arms
I commented that the lazy asses should try doing some push ups, and one lady called me an asshole "For winning the genetic lottery"
sorry hon, I may have good genes, but I WORK HARD to keep my body in shape. what a loser!
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Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time
You were always on my mind, you were always on my mind
- Willie Nelson
*work peeps came in and yacked for a damn hour, sheez*
LMAO at you guys' hilarious droga stories!! I did none of that I was so out of the fking fun loop and under my parent's dictatorship then. Then I had a kid at 18 so no wonder why I didn't play w/ that shit after the dictatorship. Damn! That might be why I'm now a vino lush with clue. And srrsly, if I knew x was a stimulant, I'da hunted some down by summer cause I can't keep my eyes open past midnight and I got shit to write up then.
Damn I miss out on everything!! Argh
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
ok thanks Provy, I doubt it should be a problem, now I just gotta find a car!
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
my sides hurt, hurts to good!
needed a good laugh.
please bring more funnies of folks convulsing about.
I love her for every ounce of " I dont give a fuck" in her body!!!!
I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
The only time I "did" E was not by choice. This friend gave me a pill, Her doctor gave her to loose weight. Bitch only had a mini meal a day and was super "energetic" so I took it. I could not Close my eyes for the next 12 hours ... like I tried to manually close the lids and it was not happening..
Next day when I told her about it, she just laughed and said Oh Yeah.. E does that to you......
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 3:18pm.
I closed one of my bank accounts that Geico withdrew money from for my monthly payments without cancelling.
It never affected me getting insurance with anyone else.
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OH SHIT ITS DARREN SHAWPUH, ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST HITTING SAFTYS IN DA LEAGEEEEE!
Of the two times I took acid I had two horrible experiences.
Provy - my car insurance just went up by $180.00
*cries*
Apparently I am invisible to my boss who is cranking AC/DC (which I like) and whistling to it during my lunch hour, which is usually my most productive hour since the phones are rolled over to the answering service and I can actually get through a project without interruption...but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*sigh*
I was in college on a first date, who gave me E. Halfway thru the concert, I looked him square in the eyes and said "I have to dance barefoot in the grass on the quad." he took me to the Quad. This was in late November, 30 degrees outside and I just danced away. He became more of my babysitter as I danced, talked about nothingness and touched anything I could get my hands on. Sex-on-Ex was amazing, but so was the shower and touching the bricks on the sidewalk. Found out later the guy was a drug dealer.
The next day I was evaluated for my only grade as a Student Teacher. I was still high and energetic, hence my A in the class.
God I miss the 80s
I'll stick to my *FUKITOLS*
I'll stick to my *FUKITOLS*
Jack- No, its the minimum.
I've never made a claim or had one made against me, so i ain't paying extra for that full-coverage shit.
I have a brush guard anyways, so my car will be doing the "fucking up" if i'm in an accident.
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OH SHIT ITS DARREN SHAWPUH, ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST HITTING SAFTYS IN DA LEAGEEEEE!
really Provy, Allstate is good?
Let me ask you guys, when I sold my car I never cancelled my policy since I knew Geico would cancel if I didn't pay them. If I get another car and try to get insurance will this be a problem?
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
that's awesome provy... is that full coverage?! I pay 55/month on liability only...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus