James Franco And Anne Hathaway Will Host The Oscars Together
Since Charo's cuchi cuchi thrusts are way too hot for primetime and the producers of the Academy Awards can't afford to pay for the booze on Betty White's rider, they have pulled two random names out of the Oscar statute's ass and have asked them to host next year's show.
Deadline Hollywood says that James Franco, who will probably be nominated for 127 Hours, and Anne Hathaway, who will probably be nominated for a Razzie for Love and Other Drugs or Valentine's Day, will host the Oscars together next year!!! BRAND NEW DRINKING GAME! Every time a song bursts out of Anne Hathaway's mouth, do a shot! And every time James Franco jokes about being a stoner, do a pot brownie shot! This is a win! Here's the official statement from the producers:
"James Franco and Anne Hathaway personify the next generation of Hollywood icons— fresh, exciting and multi-talented. We hope to create an Oscar broadcast that will both showcase their incredible talents and entertain the world on February 27. We are completely thrilled that James and Anne will be joining forces with our brilliant creative team to do just that.”
At first I was like "HUH!?", but then I remembered James Franco saying that he can't keep his hands off his dick. The Oscars are about 127 hours long (give or take a few days), so that means we'll most likely get at least a dozen shots of James' hand hugging his peen. And his nutsack better wear a bow tie. It's the OSCARS! Have some fucking decorum, please!
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Are they hosting the Oscars or the Oscar nominations??
This is really gonna suck hard, especially after last years excellent Martin and Baldwin tag team.
Submitted by AlexDSSF on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 6:25pm.
Why couldn't they get Kathy Griffin instead? I'd enjoy 3 hours of Miss Kathy ragging on all the nominees and celebrities inside the Kodak Theatre on international television.
That would be awesome, but I don't think the general public would like it, which makes it even more awesome.
I want some of whatever the person who thought up this is on? Ann always acts too upity and prissy and I like James, but he is always super awkward when I seem him on talk shows. Who thought they could host an entire show? WTF?
Put the comedians of some of the Comedy Central Roasts up there and you'd have a show - Jeffrey Ross, Lisa Lampanelli, Gilbert Gottfried, Bob Saget, Katt Williams, Denis Leary, Whitney Cummings. I'd love to hear their commentaries on the nominees.
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They should get CHRISTOPHER WALKEN to present that bitch. You know everyone would watch it.
I don't know how I feel about this... James Franco is one of my favourite actors (and hot as hell to boot), and we know he can be funny when he has a script... I just don't know whether it'll work at him presenting the Oscars, I mean, he's no Hugh Jackman.
About Anne, I used to think she was kinda boring but she did rock that Katie Holmes impersonation. She should present the Oscars as Katie Holmes presenting the Annual L. Ron Hubbard Scientology Karaoke Sing-a-Thon. I would watch that shit.
Why couldn't they get Kathy Griffin instead? I'd enjoy 3 hours of Miss Kathy ragging on all the nominees and celebrities inside the Kodak Theatre on international television.
B.O.M.B.
*Yawns* Looks like I'm skipping the Oscars this year.
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They personify the next generation of Hollywood actors in that they are bland, only mildly attractive, of average talent and completely overhyped relative to their, as perviously stated, not very impressive looks or skills.
James Franco is over-exposed.
......ew.
James Franco is terrifying. Something is "off" about Ms. Hathaway...I'll never forgive her for that shitty 'Rachel Getting Married' movie. Good performance, SHIT "film".
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Oh wait! I forgot I like Hathaway after her Katie Holmes impression. That was hysterical.
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I very much dislike Anne Hathaway for really no good reason at all. Moar Ricky Gervais!
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Is David Letterman busy?
Oh please let James host in drag!!
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Yay to Franco, whom I adore, but YUCK to Hathaway, which means I'll have to turn down the sound when she starts screeching and cover her huge rubbery features with my hand or something. Or change the channel.
God, I would rather have had Blake Lively or some other colorless person host this show than the utterly offensive Hathaway. Maybe she'll break her leg or come down with swine flu or something [prays]. The Oscars are torturous enough without her mugging face.
I've been watching her make the rounds for L&OD and she seems annoyingly goofy.
I want to like these two.
But together?
Ummmm...
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Eh...Franco is not my cup of tea at all, but I haven't seen all his shit so maybe he is capable of more than playing a stoner-outcast type? And Anne is growing on me - at first her ***FACEY FACE FACE*** freaked me out, but I'm getting used to it, and I thought she was quite good on SNL (she got into it way more than most ho's)and she CAN sing.
HOWEVER, having said all that, neither one of them is host material. Let them go make more movies, but let someone with crowd-pleasing chops to host.
Is Eddie Izzard busy? I'd watch it if he hosted!
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How ridiculous is it that such a bad actor would be hosting The Oscars?
Are they trying to say something about their present day standards?
See The Fighter in theatres December 2010.
Wait a minute.
Two of the most boring/annoying people in Hollywood are hosting the most navel gazing, self serving events in of the year? Great.
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James Franco-oh-no and Anne Pleasegoaway
Two of the biggest dope addicts in Hollywood
hosting what is supposed to be the most elegant night of the year.
Will not be watching.
zomay on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 1:43pm.
Nick Swardson would make the Oscars watchable. Pair him with any other funny person and you have a show.
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Hathaway (who gives me the creeps) was interviewed on Fresh Air today and she came off as desperte to seem like an intellectual actor's actor. Zero humor and incapable of laughing at herself.
No idea who this Franco guy is, apart from what I read here.
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This was completely random. But I like James Franco and his stoner ass, so I'll check it out. But can we have Hugh Jackman return?
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
...ecch...she was plain ol' vanilla boring hosting SNL recently and I honestly don't know who this dude is...
...even with entertaining people hosting, the Oscars are usually snooze-prone...
...will be a total snooze-fest with these 2 no doubt...
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it's going to suck. i can't think of two more boring people in the world. when you multiply boring by boring you get super boring.
they can justify it any way they want, but the truth is NO big name comedian wanted to host that shit. So they were scrapping the bottom of the barrell at this point.
...might as well bring Hugh Jackman again but this time have him host wearing a thong and a bow tie and nothing else...THAT I would watch.
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Anne Hathaway's giant mouth co-hosting the world's most boring, famewhoring award's show. Sounds like a snooze fest, even with Franco. A drinking game would barely make this thing watchable. Serve me up some arsenic and cyanide.
Nick Swardson would make the Oscars watchable. Pair him with any other funny person and you have a show.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 1:35pm.
If they'd stop putting money up there, I'll stop trying to "rub one off."
*pouts*
excitement killer NITTY!
I like them both, but NOT as Oscar hosts :o(
Is that really the best the Academy could come up with?
I guess absolutely no one of any comedic caliber could be convinced to do this show, or what's up with that?
That's just lame, lame and lamer...
DeeDee..That totally reminds me! The bartender at the theater keeps asking after you..Something about "rubbing one out" on their frozen beer tap..Ring any bells? ;p
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
As if that shit wasn't long enough already. It'll be 4 hours of Franco squinting and laughing at inappropraite times and I don't know what the fuck AH does but hometrick is boring. Does she even know how to do comedy?
ME, THC is about the only liquid MJ drink I know of..Sorrs.
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did you see Baba Wawa will be interviewing the cast of Jersey Shore in her "Most Facinating People of the Year" thing
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 1:23pm.
Just create my own Oscar buzz as it were.
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Who is Anne Hathaway blowing? Who keeps trying to make her happen?
Zzzzzzz... for them as hosts. Bring back Steve Martin, hell bring back Billy Crystal - it would be an improvement.
I like them both so I'll watch for a change.
Ok...so if my "Liquid Marijuana" drink has:
Spiced rum, coconut rum, melon liquer, blue triple sec, pinapple juice and sweet and sour....
I guess to make it a "brwonie" I'd just add some chocolate liquor right?
*totally overthinking this*
And next years Oscars will be hosted by Kim Zolciak and Pauly Shore.
Sure they can do comedy but they're not at the league of true comediennes. It will be one boring night. Many people solely turn in to see the true comic host whether it's Billy Crystal, Steve Martin or Letterman. This makes me yawn.
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Submitted by JBL on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 1:15pm.
I've had enough of her already.
She's becoming just another media-whore.
She kinda looks like Julia Roberts in that pic with her huge mouth gapping wide open hoping to swallow something big.
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I agree.
I think she's completely overrated. I saw that shitfest Rachel Got Married where she pretended to be a drug addict but I didn't walk away believing ANY of it. I felt like I was watching the stoned version of Princess Diaries.
And she fucking sucked in Brokeback Mountain. Terrible faux Southern accent.
She has Julia Roberts range in my view. She's capable, but nothing really all that spectacular.
I'd wreck him and jump the fence for her so I guess I'll just have to watch them with a good buzz, some warming lube and my sofa batteries on high. Just create my own Oscar buzz as it were.
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