Lily Allen Has A Way With Words
It all started when Katie Nicholl of the Daily Mail wrote a gossip piece titled: A New Year wedding to ease Lily Allen's baby grief. The article was about how Lily and her boyfriend Sam Cooper will soothe the sadness over the loss of their baby by getting married. Lily's rep already denied the story, but she took it one step further by cyber slapping Katie in the mouth via Twitter. In doing so, Lily kicked a goal for TEAM CUNT! This is the sweet nothing Lily originally whispered into Kate's ear hole:
"Katie Nicholl you're a lying cunt, leave me out of your shitty column, you know nothing.I'm sorry, but there's a time and a place for disrespectful, badly researched or just made up journalism. It's not now Katie Nicholl."
I guess this little Tweet made Katie Nicholl pick up her phone and speed dial her lawyers, because Lily took a Magic Eraser to that shit and started over again:
Kati Nichol has been in touch and has threatened to consult her lawyer if i don't take that tweet down. She thinks it was too heavy handed.
3:56 AM Nov 28th via webso i'll amend it.
3:57 AM Nov 28th via webKatie Nicholl I THINK you're a cunt, leave me out of your shitty column, you know nothing about the intimate details of my life.
4:00 AM Nov 28th via webtheres a time and a place for your musings where i'm concerned, and it's not now. 4:02 AM Nov 28th via web
VICTORY TIMES TWO for Team Cunt! Lily Allen could've used the forever popular "bitch" or went the boring mainstream route by calling Katie an "asshole", but she went with the beautiful noun that pulls at the splintery strings attached to the lump of coal my doctor strangely refers to as "a heart." So thank you for that, Lily. And thank you to Katie Nicholl for pulling the word "cunt" off of Lily's finger tips.
via BBC America
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In my heart of hearts, Lily can do absolutely no wrong....I just absolutely love her, her music, her voice, her style and that she isn't afraid to say what exactly is on her mind. If she turned that tweet into a song, she would do it in her sweetly demure voice and then add a fuck off at the end. Love her!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:30am.
Submitted by Inigo Jones on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:15am.
She retracted the "lying" stuff, which means it was probably true.
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Actually - it just means she THOUGHT it to be true, at the time. Which is something else she'd prolly be lying about.
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It does seem strange that she still calls her a cunt in the second message but simply removes "lying"..it kinda suggests that the journo was onto something and in fact wasn't lying.
Hiya Angel!
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Donner pour donner
Suddenly, unexpectedly, hilariously, I fucking love Lily.
I feel bad for Lily, but come the fuck on!! Does it really matter if that gal wrote about you getting married? If it was not true. then say it but to call another woman a cunt, is inexcusable. Stop twittering and use the time to do useful things.
on a separate note, my friend lost her baby this AM to Trisomy 18. she was a year old. I was so sure this baby was going to make it, but sadly, it was not meant to be. My deepest condolences to the family.
http://www.trisomy18.org/site/TR/Events/General?pxfid=5880&fr_id=1070&pg...
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Submitted by muffintops on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:58am.
i like that nailpolish
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I just got that very shade done on my nails last week *admiring my nails*
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"impacted waste, for some odd reason, I always enjoy your posts. It's like fan fiction for the farty set"~IG
Donner pour donner
ITA with BB.
It really isn't the time to be bashing on Lily Allen.
The fucking Universe doesn't want her to breed some stupid asshole like her. When will she get the memo?
well put BB
Ok, I totally get hating certain celebs, I loathe Skeletina and even if she miscarried twice, no I wouldn't give a shit but I also would voluntarily not participate in threads regarding that subject matter and hate on her and bash her.
There is a time for hating, now ain't it.
It's not like Lily was out partying and shit, or isn't unhealthy, at least from looking at her, she carried a child in her for 6 months and lost it and is not out milking the media for sympathy.
Again, I wouldn't give a shit if it was Skeletina but I would keep my hypocrisy to myself.
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i like that nailpolish.
I don't know exactly how far along she was but it would be considered a miscarriage 24 weeks or under. A still birth from 25 weeks on.
Submitted by Anonymous Q on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:49am.
Team Lily. You don't have to like her but leave her the fuck alone. She just lost her second baby and nearly died herself.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
God, MK's writing just keeps getting better and better. He needs a book deal.
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Ugh, Lily Allen riding on the wave of sympathy because she had a miscarriage. That girl would die if nobody would give a damn anymore about what she's doing and with whom.
It's always the biggest famewhores complaining about being in the public eye.
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I don't know who this Katie Nichole is but that fat whore Lily Allen has no business calling anyone else a "cunt". She is the cuntiest of cunts.. Oh and Lily is a has been that never really was.. Oh and she's still fat..
Ahahahahaha! Lily Allen is not the one! Step it back bitch.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:34am.
all uk women are cunt's. sorry!
yes, we UK gals are all cunt's, because the cunt is a wonderful thing :P if i were to insult someone i would call them a sack of shit, not a cunt.
and yeah the columnist may have "meant well (bullshit this is the daily fail we are talking about) but getting paid to write a column for a xenophobic newspaper about someones personal tragedy-someone who you dont know, well you are asking for it. and to have the AUDACITY to threaten to sue when they take offense? Team Lily Allen.
Team Lily. You don't have to like her but leave her the fuck alone. She just lost her second baby and nearly died herself. Props to Lily for not really backing down.
Ever since season 2 of Dexter I have not trusted British women!
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Actually, It's Lily Allen who's a fucking cunt. She really has no talent and is homely to boot. She is a thinner version of Beth Ditto, another worthless cunt.
Submitted by Starqz on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:35am.
Lily Allen is such an asshole. The woman who wrote the article seemed genuinely concerned about her well-being and she reacts in a hateful way. Yes she just went through something traumatic but she's such an unsympathetic person that its hard to feel sorry for her.
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Ya know what? Talk to me about who's the asshole after you lose a child.
Jebus.
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:40am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:36am.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:34am.
all uk women are cunt's. sorry!
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You know you have to show us your tits now, right?
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And naked pics. Discuss.
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Ha. Well *I*, for one, can't discuss these naked pics until I see them. So bring 'em on already!;p
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Those comments were insensitive, especially coming from a woman.
who gives a fuck what lily allen is doing. they are BOTH stupid cunts. lily is the product of a dwarf/oompa loompa mating ugly fucking cow. please don't reproduce. U FAIL
Submitted by Inigo Jones on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:38am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:30am.
I think you're wrong. Does that make what you said any more or less accurate?
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Mmmm...I'm not sure I understand the question. I do know that, in a court of law, she only has to prove she BELIEVED it was true - that it came from some source and was not something she made up in her head; not that it was actually true. As for whether or not it WAS true - I have no idea. I don't follow her life very closely at all.
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Does Nicholl have a case at all?
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Someone should have told Nicholl and her reactionary shit rag to fuck off a long time ago. Or rather, on a daily basis. The Daily Fail is just vile.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:36am.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:34am.
all uk women are cunt's. sorry!
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You know you have to show us your tits now, right?
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And naked pics. Discuss.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:30am.
I think you're wrong. Does that make what you said any more or less accurate? I bet there was or is a plan for a New Year's wedding--even if ill-formed. That's enough for Nicholl to say Allen libeled her as a liar.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:34am.
all uk women are cunt's. sorry!
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You know you have to show us your tits now, right?
♥ Threadkilla!
The Greatest Song Ever Recorded:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1934329
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
~ John Lehman
Lily Allen is such an asshole. The woman who wrote the article seemed genuinely concerned about her well-being and she reacts in a hateful way. Yes she just went through something traumatic but she's such an unsympathetic person that its hard to feel sorry for her.
Love her!
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all uk women are cunt's. sorry!
LOL
I can't hate on Lily. She handled that well. I would have done something similar, right after my 'I wish a bitch would sue me' speech.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I cannot imagine being "famous" and dealing with the loss of a child where the tabloids just keep digging into your life.
Team Lily here.
Standing O for Lily!
you know she wasn't gonna thesaurus 'cunt'. It's the appropriate use for it here.
Submitted by Inigo Jones on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:15am.
She retracted the "lying" stuff, which means it was probably true.
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Actually - it just means she THOUGHT it to be true, at the time. Which is something else she'd prolly be lying about.
♥ Threadkilla!
The Greatest Song Ever Recorded:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1934329
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
~ John Lehman
I don't think Katie has grounds for a lawsuit. Lily Allen is one of the foremost experts on cuntiness.
Kathie Nicholl IS a cunt. Leave Lily alone; let her recover with Sam in peace.
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Team Lily on this.
Good on ya, Lily.
99.9% of the time; I can't stand Lily what's-her-face, but in this instance I completely agree with her!
FC you have to admit she is justified in this case.. whether you like her or not.. that's some fucked up shit to say about someone who has lost 2 babies.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Lily didn't have to revise SHIT. She was exactly right the first fking time. LAST thing anyone wants to see is some two-bit bitch writing something about a recently deceased child. That writer got off easy. I would've gone to that bitches home w/ writeup in hand and laid down the law to her fking face. Some shit is just off limits for a damn while. jebus fuck.
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
I gotta lotta love for Lily. Just got bigger.
If someone talked s bunch of shit about me when I'd just had a miscarriage I'd tell them to step the fuck off too. Bad enough at work or in life but all over the press. Team Lily all the way. Bless her lil socks xxxx
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Completely agree with her in this case.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
I hate Kate Nicholl. Not a huge Lily fan in general, but I am Team Lily on this! YAY!
Love this bitch. You know where you stand with her anyway.
Lily should be glad someone's even bothering to write about her. Overrated POS.
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