....The Hell Is This?
This ridiculous poster of a Photoshopped Kim Kardassian striking an "I'm even sexy when I'm dead" pose is part of an ad campaign to raise awareness for World AIDS Day on December 1st, but it's really raising awareness for this waxy piece of vapid shit. Who poses like that in a damn coffin? And even though the nerves in her face have been dead for months, Kim doesn't even look like she's freaking on the grim reaper in this picture. It looks like she's just having a horrific nightmare about living in a world without cameras, athlete dick or Pancake #31.
The "....is Dead" campaign is from the mind of Alicia Keys and the Keep a Child Alive charity. On December 1st, Kim Kardassian and other celebwhores including Lady CaCa, Justin Timberlake and Khloe Kardashian will put their "digital lives" in a coffin. They won't update their Twitter or Facebook pages until $1 million is raised for those affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa and India.
Basically, they want you to pay to bring Kim back to Twitter. RAISING MONEY: This is NOT how you do it. If Alicia really wants all of us to turn our PayPal pocketbooks upside down and shake the cash into her hands, she should've promised us that Kim will stay off of Twitter forever once $1 million is raised. Where was Don Draper when Alicia really needed him?!
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That image and the message is in such bad taste I simply despair for humanity.
Hey, how come no "the fatassians rip off their young girl fans with an illegal high cost debit card" story yet?
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
How fucking arrogant. I just lost all respect for Alicia Keyes. Fortunately I never had any for plastic "I'm a ho" barbie or Justin Timberpleasedrowninalake.
Seriously, having a physically healthy person pose as "dead" in a coffin for a fatal disease? This piss-soaked plastic whore is the WORST.
PS, It's pretty obvious that the Co$ will be pocketing most of the donations for this. If you want to help those with HIV/AIDS there are so many better ways. WHO WOULD FALL FOR THIS?
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1) She does not have that waist.
2) I wish she were seriously dead. Actually, if she were just famewhore dead that would be enough. WHO, WHO is still keeping her around??!!!!!
Submitted by kndall44 on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 3:48am.
I know.
She wasn't really fat in that "W" spread but her waist wasn't that tiny compared to her tits and ass. Then again, she might've had a few ribs broken and some liposuction since then. After all, Kum gets cosmetic procedures like people get their roots touched up.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
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This makes me sick. This whore is so self indulgent, and disgusting to me. My best friend died of AIDS when we both turned 30 years old. My career was just taking off, and I was just beginning my life, while my best friend was losing to this horrible disease that no one deserves for having sex. He went through painful sessions of chemo trying to stay alive. When I saw him in his coffin he looked like he was an 80yr old man. It's so clear this bitch knows nothing about AIDS, who would pose like this? I'll never read or dare support anything she does, not that I ever did, but I won't even bother to read anything dlisted ever posts about her or her family ever again.
Loved how they shaved 2ft. off her waistline.
she is seriously the most overpaid uber slut in the entire universe!
It's nice to know that "charity" has been reduced to not posting on the internet for a day or three. I wasn't online last night either. A pity. Had I been a self-indulgent asshole who gets paid to attend the opening of a Pepsi can or resemble a figment of syphillitic dementia and Derek Zoolander's fever dream, I too could've been "important" enough to dispose millions of dollars into my checking account- I mean, uh, charity by simply not posting on the internet for a few days. However, the core difference is that I actually sympathize for those who suffer with AIDS, not just publicity.
Aren't these attention whores too busy to be sitting on their asses on Twitter anyway? Aren't the Kardashians (namely Kum) too busy shopping or getting emergency liposuction and botox for the latest famewhore congregation? Isn't Lady CaCa too busy on tour and subjecting the rest of the world to her breeding-ground-for-bacteria swamptaint? Isn't Justin Timberlake too busy posing for the paps at some beach resort? Where do these people find the time to post on Twitter all day? I work at McDonald's and am a full time student, and some days I just don't have the time for the internet.
I find that this campaign is a vain stroking of the ego for (non)personalities who are self-important enough to believe that if they don't document every menial event of their lives, every single day, Earth would immediately stop turning. These are people so self absorbed to believe that they'd be "missed" that much if they, God forbid, were seperated from their precious Twitter for a day.
Also, I know that this will seem petty as hell to some members here, but Kum Kardashian's "Sleeping Beauty" pose in a coffin for a campaign meant to save lives glorifies death, which even further drives me to question the validity and tastefulness of this mess, and before (and in case it hasn't been posted already) someone decides to pull the cliched "sex sells" card, how fucked up as a society are we that we require titillation to contribute to a cure for a fatal fucking virus?!
That being said, Kumdumpster looks fug and masculine in the banner pic. I've also seen more deceased people and other nonliving beings appear more lifelike than ol' Kimmie does when she's NOT playing dead.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
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Shame this worthless ugly whore isn't dead for real.
damn how I LOATHE this bitch to her core...I think it is cruel and unusual punishment to tease us like this and then say ha ha it is not raal. My day actually turned around and the sun came out when I thought that Kim Whoretrashian was finally done ass posing an possibly overdosed on botox...oh well, one can always dream. But seriously, can this nasty std infected whore just dis the fuck appear already??
Attention whore is gonna ho...just not online.
Stealing money from dumb kids using a debit card with her name on it totally cancels out any smidgen of goodwill this might generate.
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And the things that makes you want to hurl vomit is...
You know that after the photoshoot, these fktards patted each other on the back and said to each other
"ohh we are sooo good we are helping people out, i just know my fans will donate the $$$ because they cant live without my tweets"
"okay so who wants to Mr. Chow and spend $10,000 on our dinner? we'll take my new car, the $1million mercedes mclaren"
I donate $$ to charity when i want and not because some F'tard celeb whore tells me too.
this is like during hurricane katrina, when all the celebs were like "oh ahhh ohh lalala" got together to tell us to donate $$$ and then we find out from their publicists, for example jennifer lopez, that her heart hurts and she gave $20,000 and she spends $10k on false eye lashes and $1k each for a "special" candle.
And also i think justin timberlake gave like $10,000.
and douche shits like JT, Kanye West were saying all this so called "heart felt messages" to the victims whilst wearing $200 versace socks, $2k cristian louboutin shoes, $400 t-shirts, $200k diamond watch and were flown by private jet by the tv networks to film the show.
they should have all fking stayed home, and with all the expenses that tv networks were going to shell out to bring these f'tards to our tv, they should have donated that to the victims.
considering how much $$$ these f'tards earn, which is millions!! they could only spare $10-20k?? REALLY??? i heard some douches like demi moore only gave $5k.. bitch has spent more on tightening her cunt.
anyway this ad just goes to fill that armenian whore's ego.
ever since she got pissed on and did ass to mouth with ray j on tape, she has been trying redeem herself and to "Become A Lady".
i got news for that whore! nothing she ever does will change the fact that she was, still is, and will always be a whore.
Submitted by AnotherDirtyMartini on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 1:58pm.
Also...the more I think about this, the more pissed off I get. DONATE THE MONEY YOURSELVES, FUCKTARDS! They have no idea how hard the average American has to work...and for peanuts too. It's like they believe they are Royalty and they are sitting back laughing saying, "Give our own money? Bwahahaha! The peasants worship us - let them pay!"
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I wouldn't even consider donating to this cause if each and every one of those celebs doesn't donate a million of their own money. What an ego project with the subtext being "you can't live a day without us so we will force you to donate because your pathetic self can't go a day without hearing from us"..NASTY.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
So is necrophilia in Kim's next video cause she looks like she's posing to have sex in that coffin.
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
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How many here answered with, "We can only hope"?
I don't have time to count.
I saw a great friend of mine in her coffin. She was blue, swollen from decomposition, and had a bad makeup job to cover up the scrapes caused by hitting pavement at 80 MPH.
THAT was the reality of death. AIDS is grim and bleak, and the posters should reflect that. They've missed the mark completely.
I'm so sick of living in a society that over-sexualizes everything.
I knew someone with the virus here in the states...and I was with that person in a romantic relationship.
It was the hardest, most difficult relationship I ever was in. To look at him and know he had a countdown and to know we never could have children and he was already halfway through with is life at a rather young age was so heartbreaking.
Words cannot express my extreme disgust for this campaign because of my personal involvment when it comes to the subjects of AIDS/HIV.
I never thought I'd say this because I'm not this kind of person but I hope the fucking bitch rots in hell where she belongs with her father for being such a self-absorbed, selfish, greedy cunt who uses other people's misery for attention.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Who the hell is Kim Kardashian?
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 5:20pm.
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Since she gets paid to tweet (I don't care how much she denies it) a day probably is a sacrifice for her. I am certain she isn't donating any actual cash.
Alicia Keys probably spent a million on her wedding to that Swizz Cheez dude. These fucking celebrities can all suck my dick. I won't donate to anything that some rich fucker stands up and asks "regular" people to fund.
I just read there's a rumor Reggie Bush is engaged to his gf of 6 months, and when Kim heard of it, she got herself photographed with Halle Berry's ex last week.
So, then, it's not really about AIDS. It's about their Twitter and Facebook followers. But a bunch of self-absorbed dicks. It feels like they are making light of the disease and I don't care how long it's been, that shit will never be cool. Never.
Oh, and they Photoshopped her to hell and (unfortunately) back.
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Wow. A WHOLE DAY off Twitter AND Facebook! What a sacrifice for this spoiled, vapid bitch.
The idea of posing dead to raise $$ for charity is without a doubt the STOOPIDIST idea I have ever heard. It is a complete insult to anyone who has just lost a family member or friend, it's like they are mocking the dead. Alicia Keyes' putrid explanation of why celebutards are doing this is the most pathetic justification I have ever heard. Who cares if any of these idiots ever Tweets again or updates their FB page? And for cripes sake, any one of these lowlife coffin-posers could easily raise the $1mm, it's despicable that they expect the rest of us struggling to pay our mortgages to blindly donate money for anything just because they suggest it. Ugh, Kim Lardassian of all people - she SICKENS me
A glamour pose in a coffin, how boring. I wish she looked like an extra from a "Night of the Living Dead" movie instead, with her skin rotting off and blood dripping down her mouth, at least that would be somewhat intersting, but nothing this cunt does is interesting sooooo...
Oh and I hate rich people who pester the public to give money.
Submitted by chinchilla on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 2:29pm.
ummm i'm no expert but isn't hiv spread through transfer of bodily fluids and if so does that include pee?
jus wonderin............
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Chinchilla, bodily fluids with CONCENTRATED infected plasma cells in them. Thus urine can have infected cells but too small of an amount.
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Submitted by AnotherDirtyMartini on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 1:58pm.
WOW, agreed totally!
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This whore is insulting the dead.
Uhhhhh......Let me get this straight.
Their goal is ONE million?
Any of those 'celebrities' could shake that much change out of their pockets.
Are any of THEM putting their money where their mouths are??
See The Fighter in theatres December 2010.
Pinkygirl, and anyone else....YES SHE ISSTILL POSTING. THE DAY TO NOT POST IS DECEMBER FIRST.
read please.
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Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time
You were always on my mind, you were always on my mind
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Um, she's still posting on Twitter, so.......
Oh for fucks sake. Like my life would be any different if this shitbag stopped posting Tweets.
This is such a fucking disgrace. People should donate to charity because they want to do something good, not to get this twat to post updates again.
What a backwards world we live in.
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ummm i'm no expert but isn't hiv spread through transfer of bodily fluids and if so does that include pee?
jus wonderin............
She looks like she's desperately trying to hide her herpes outbreak in the photo.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by The5thelementof... on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:56pm.
Ok but she just posted on her Facebook an hour ago promoting an appearance at Barnes & Noble for her Kardashian Konfidential book that just came out??
Either she reached that $1 million goal or she is soo stupid and addicted to FB/Twitter that she can't hold back from posting even for a good cause.
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It is December 1st- the day they sign off.
Damn you for making me defend her!
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Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time
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- Willie Nelson
Katie Holmes and Will and Jada Smith's kids are also involved in this "charity".
I smell Scientology! BOYCOTT!
The $cientos have a few "outreach" charities. I bet this is one of them. Sneaky bastards.
Also...the more I think about this, the more pissed off I get. DONATE THE MONEY YOURSELVES, FUCKTARDS! They have no idea how hard the average American has to work...and for peanuts too. It's like they believe they are Royalty and they are sitting back laughing saying, "Give our own money? Bwahahaha! The peasants worship us - let them pay!"
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:38pm.
What a sick campaign.... Disgusting. If Kim k had put half theoney she used on surgery toward AIDS, there might be a fucking cure.
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^^ This! Not to mention that she also could have donated the half $1 million that she spent on LV bags in Paris instead last month.
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I hope TITS or Sandbitch does something with this fucking pointless photo.
Man, these celebutards REALLY love themselves (and majorly overestimate the amount that people love them). This is not a compelling ad campaign. They need the cause to be a larger part of the ad. I guarantee most people will read this and go, yay!, or WTF?
Sprayed on face will do anything for press. It's well known that she gets paid for all her tweets, another way no talent POS can make money in this great fucking country. Why not just DONATE to the cause instead of using it for free PR, well she is losing money by not whoring, I mean tweeting. I hate the Ks.
3 words to describe this POS:
Pathetic, ridiculous, disgusting.
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Speak of the she-devils, they were all on the View today. It looked like Khloe forgot to wear a bra today. Major nip action.
Kim said she might try plastic surgery "someday"
Wow, how unbelievably tacky and that photo is beyond ignorant. In any way likening death by a horrible disease to not fucking Tweeting for a few hours? That's rich. Talk about living in a bubble.
I would raise $1 million if she would die off...
Oh how I wish this was true.
Submitted by The5thelementof... on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:58pm.
Oh Never mind. Monday morning blues. I thought it was already the 1st lol
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
To fit the culo, gonna need a double-wide coffin...