Pax's 7th Birthday Party Was Better Than Yours

I don't understand all the hate. I'm sure I had many birthday parties with lots of kids when I was growing up but I can't remember much about them. It's not like they were hugely important to my development as a human being. And in some cultures birthdays aren't even celebrated. Isn't it nice that this kid's parents are just trying to make him feel special, whatever way they're going about it?

I know that Brad & Angie make unusual choices and maybe some of them may not be the most healthy ones, but they've saved three children from poverty and made them millionaire world-travelers, so hell - they can't be all bad!

A 7th birthday where the only other kids are your siblings??
That doesn't sound that much of a treat, even on a boat on the Seine. A birthday is with friends!!

I am big.That's the pictures that got small.

Nope, my 7th was a Halloween Party! If it had been on a boat, we would have just all thrown up on each other.

I get the impression that the siblings don't like each other very much. Not unusual - but unfortunate when you have no one else to hang out with.

Shiloh seems to idolize the older boys but that's about it.

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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:11am.

Poor Pax. It's his birthday and he spends it being propelled by the hood of his jacket while his "mother" holds the spoiled kid, his "father" holds another to keep her from being beat on by the spoiled kid, and the bratty kid trails the end of the entourage with his own bodyguard to keep him from burning the boat.
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LOL - I think you've nailed it. :^D

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Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 4:42pm
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I honestly think Brad is so whipped he’d go for anything if it was explained the right way, he’s never struck me as an overly intelligent individual and having said that I actually this guy. I just hate watching him so emasculated and lead around by Angie.
Where are the twins though? For the family media whore she is it is certainly suspect that these two are not paraded around with the others. The others were out as well when they were that age so I can't see it being an age issue. Looking at those early pictures of those twins they looked to me to be on the closer side to downers than not. With speculation that your children have Down syndrome I would think once in a while you’d bring them out to dispel those rumours. I mean it’s not like it’s “above her” to do this. She uses the other in everyway possible to create an image so why not bring the kids out to prove it...unless you have something to hide. Me thinks something is rotten in Denmark.

I don't think she is hiding the twins. I don't think they have Downs, either. I dunno.. I just don't think Pitt would go for something like that. I think there is a fine line betwee critisizing a person's parenting habits vs. going over the top and saying she is 100% evil and nothing she does is good. I'm not a fan of Angie, either, but damn.. I wouldn't go so far as to invent shit. Unless we see Pax screaming and crying about NOT wanting to go on a stupid boat.. it's hard to say why they are there. Maybe he WANTED a stupid boat for his b-day.

I wish one of these loons would explain why the twins are NEVER to be seen? You have a Bday party and not bring the twins? WTF? As a few of you have mentioned I too believe the twins are baby down downs. If (and I truly mean if) this turns out to be the case then she’s more pathetic than I can imagine because for all her “save the world” bullshit that would make her ashamed of her child’s condition and even more so expose her as a hypocrite and general despicable human being.

Submitted by K2 on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 2:57pm.
How the hell did the papz get photos of the dessert??WTF? Dont tell me this isnt another Jolie photo op. I'd be interested to know where the papz were standing when they got the shots of Jolie IN the boat.

This is totally a photo op set up by her. Bitch can't live without it.

It's annoying how much fucking black they wear. I can kind of understand it from an adult's POV (It IS an easy color to match with).. but to have your kids wear your favorite Gothic color and apply those to your kids' balloons and everything else.. wow, super lame, imo. I don't remember Pitt wearing that much black all the time, either.

How the hell did the papz get photos of the dessert??WTF? Dont tell me this isnt another Jolie photo op. I'd be interested to know where the papz were standing when they got the shots of Jolie IN the boat.

Poor kid. Who doesn't have all of their siblings with them when celebrating a birthday and having a party? Regardless of whether or not the boat ride was appropriate for the twins .. they should be there. They are part of the family. Maybe Jolie and idiotic Pitt should stick to planning parties that allow ALL family members to be involved. And there's no way in hell that there are only two adults on that boat ! Those two tarts can't handle the 4 kids by themselves ... I'm sure the nannies were ushered to the back of the boat during the photo shoot.

When Brad hooks up w/ a teen Zahara, a la Woody Allen, I am quitting this bitch.

Meanwhile, back on the set ....

"Bosnian victims of sexual violence during the 1990s war on Monday slammed 'ignorant' actress-turned-director Angelina Jolie, who is shooting a movie about Bosnia that has sparked controversy."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101129/ennew_afp/bosniausfilmpeoplejolie

At 7 years old I'm pretty fucking sure a kid would rather have a b-day party at home with a jumpy house and a shit load of his friends.

Stoney on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 1:38pm.

It always amazes me that people think Angie is so wonderful but she never has any friends or family supporting her. Seriously...name a friend of Angelina's. Just try. It's pretty hard. You don't see her brother with her either.

- Loves Angelina, mslewis, TerriAnn, all the angels in heaven, God, PEOPLE magazine, The Pope, JustJared loonatards...see SHE HAS FRIENDS!

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It always amazes me that people think Angie is so wonderful but she never has any friends or family supporting her. Seriously...name a friend of Angelina's. Just try. It's pretty hard. You don't see her brother with her either.

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I haven't read all 94 posts, so forgive me if it's been said already, but why is Angie still carrying Zahara? Her legs are going to be practically touching the ground while she's 12 and Angie will still be trying to carry her.

Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:40pm.

BEST WISHES on the engagement Cappy!

LOL!I wish I was still in school. I have been busy with work stuff, and travel plans for the holidays and prepping to be away.

That is great about your engagement!

Good luck with the studies. You are one busy girl Cappy!

Whether something is wrong with them or not those twins would have enjoyed being with the family and celebrating at a birthday party. Why are they never included? It ain't right. And where are other kids, don't they have other friends, cousins, nieces and nephews, etc.

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I am NOT being snarky when I say this, but the pictures of the twins definitely look like they might have Down Syndrome. That is probably why they are hidden away...it would be bad for Angie Jo's image. I always feel the sorriest for Pax and Shiloh...total ragmuffins.

That has to be the SADDEST birthday party ever!!! Poor Pax...

I doubt the twins have downs.
I think they just look like daddy...he has a down syndrome look to him.
The jaw line,small nose,his expression etc.

Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:50pm.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:23pm.

WTF does a 7 year old care about the Bateau Mouche? Seriously, people, WTF is this?
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LMAO, right!? I'm telling you, this "birthday" was a cover for the kids' monthly illuminati meeting. Plus the twins are always left out. *scratches head; cocks one eye*

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Hey Cappy! {{{hugs back}}} Happy Holidays! God, I hate being PC. Anystupid, WHY aren't the twins ever photographed? Did they kidnapped by a Brangeloonie, possibly our very own TeriAnn?

I think MK's seventh barfday sounds hot! Better than a ride on the Seine. I'd LOVE that but a seven year old???

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What a cold, uncomfortable birthday party for a kid. They all look like a bunch of ragamuffins. Sad.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:23pm.

WTF does a 7 year old care about the Bateau Mouche? Seriously, people, WTF is this?
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LMAO, right!? I'm telling you, this "birthday" was a cover for the kids' monthly illuminati meeting. Plus the twins are always left out. *scratches head; cocks one eye*

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:35pm.

Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:55am.

(((((hugs)))))) to you too! I've been around. Just not posting a lot. My frosting's been kinda busy.

School going well?
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Totally understand the busy thing. School's good; Im a bit behind in turning things in because I got involved in community stuff and, two weeks ago got engaged and crap. lol. Just got 2 more classes and two Microsoft tech exams and I'm done in the end of May. How about you? Will you be working on final projects and final studies soon too?

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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan

Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:55am.

(((((hugs)))))) to you too! I've been around. Just not posting a lot. My frosting's been kinda busy.

School going well?

I'm not sure if the twins have Down's Syndrome or any kind of birth defect. Angie was not too old when she had them. It wasn't her first birth either.

Now, I do believe they were IVF babies because Angie is WAY TOO skinny and probably didn't have the time to fuck her way to another baby.

My guess is that since it is all the little kids and the babies would probably not have fun (plus it does seem cold there), maybe that's why they kept the twins with the nannies.
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10

That sounds like a fucking great birthday to 29 old me so I'm guessing it was really boring shit for a 7 year old.

WTF does a 7 year old care about the Bateau Mouche? Seriously, people, WTF is this?

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The twins aren't in any of these pics right?

I find it very interesting that they are now almost NEVER seen.

The last pics I saw of them I would bet with almost 99.9% certainty that they have downs.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:51am.

Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 10:58am.
Submitted by LawDog on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 10:54am.

I think the girl twin has down's syndrome, for reals.
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Not sure if you're just snarking, but I suspect a touch'o as well.

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I am not being mean or snarky, but that little girl does have something wrong with her.
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It's just something w/ one of the twins; same; we were observing too, no snarks there. But they're all precious and they'll be taken care of in every way possible.

{{{hugs to Cupcake}} Haven't seen you in a while!! =D

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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan

PLEASE, do not dispute Ms.Lewis on her posts. She knows everything! She and Angie speak nightly. Ms.Lewis IS who People goes to for any and all info on the Pitt Stain family.

Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 10:58am.
Submitted by LawDog on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 10:54am.

I think the girl twin has down's syndrome, for reals.
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Not sure if you're just snarking, but I suspect a touch'o as well.

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I am not being mean or snarky, but that little girl does have something wrong with her.

Seriously though, black balloons?
And what's in the goodie bags? Dehydrated hearts and mummified deer heads? Sad.

since they're in france, i'm sure those are unfilled macaroon shells, not nilla wafers ~ especially taking into consideration the sugar work atop the cakes. so yeah: definitely point pax on that one. just his 7th bday CAKE is better than all my 30 birthdays combined, the whore.

Pax's LIFE is better than mine.
I love Paris and I was there in September, when it was warmer. And I did get on a boat on the Seine, so I know it is a lot of fun.

By the way, you know that Angie didn't eat a damn thing during that party. In fact, I don't think she ate anything since the birth of her twins.

And where are the twins????

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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10

ooh look another cunt to join lily. dumb bitch. her biological kids mouths are so fucking big they look like retards. they can't even close their lips giving them perma duh face. although i totally believe the twins actually do have down syndrome.

OMG look at the excitement on those kids' faces!! They all look so very happy.

oh yeah, that's exactly what i wanted for my 7th birthday. a boat ride on a cold parisian night. if these bitches can't handle six kids they shouldn't have six kids. even kate gosselin can deal with all 8 of hers at one time.

Would it really be so terrible for these kids to have a regular birthday party indoors someplace with friends? Do they even have friends?

Why did this have to be another photo op for Ang?

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

What a shame for Pax, "a boat ride with his boring parents..no friends on board..wow..how lucky can a kid get"...anything for a photo op to prove what a loving family they are...

Ooops! We forgot the twins....

Poor Pax. It's his birthday and he spends it being propelled by the hood of his jacket while his "mother" holds the spoiled kid, his "father" holds another to keep her from being beat on by the spoiled kid, and the bratty kid trails the end of the entourage with his own bodyguard to keep him from burning the boat. Terrible party.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 10:52am.

She's from Ethiopia or Namibia, I think... LMAO!!

"John and Zahara sittin' in a mud-covered hut, k-i-s-"

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I don't really like picking on kids, but this is really more of a comment on the parents. I have to totally agree with whoever said it looks like a depressing kids party. It really does. I mean, it was the kids dream to go out on a boat at night in Paris when it's cold out? Sure.

And there's Angelina checking to make sure the photographers are there...

Submitted by LawDog on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 10:54am.

I think the girl twin has down's syndrome, for reals.
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Not sure if you're just snarking, but I suspect a touch'o as well.

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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan

I too feel bad for these kids- they have no friends besides each other.

Being schlepped someplace different every few weeks cannot be healthy for them.

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I think the girl twin has down's syndrome, for reals.

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I agree with the others: I truly feel for these props, er, kids.