Hot Slut Of The Day!
Angeles Duran, a Spanish woman who is now the official owner of the bright, hot thing in the sky called the sun. Angeles has notarized papers proving this, so don't try to tell her otherwise.
Angeles tells the Spanish paper El Mundo (via Daily Mail) that what she's doing is completely legal and she has no idea why nobody has thought of this before (Ms. Duran, please allow me to escort you into Mr. Burns' office).
Some American dude already owns the moon and some other planets, but nobody has registered ownership of the sun before until now. Angeles says, "There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."
The sun's new pimp is already making plans to charge every single person on this planet who spends time with her main ho. Angeles says that if you use the sun, you must pay her a fee. She's going to give half of her earnings to the Spanish government, 20% to her country's pension fund, 10% to research, 10% to end world hunger and 10% to herself. Oh, and for those of you out there who refuse to pay up due to the fact that the part of your brain that operates REASON still works, Angeles hasn't figured out how to deal with you yet.
You know, you can't blame a crazy bitch for trying and there are a few people who will fall for this mess. Just think of all the money Angeles is going to make from Jessica Simpson! Besides, now you know who to sue for assault when the sun's rays scorch your nipples during nekkid ass nekkid sunbathing in your backyard. And you also know who to sue for harassment when you stumble out of your one-night-fuck's apartment at 8am and the sun takes your hangover to another level. And when it's overcast and rainy, you can sue Angeles for both fraud and abandonment. Yeah, this is going to work out well.
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:41am.
@ESE
You seem very nice and all, but I don't wanna be mooned by you. If so, please use your hat for cover, old man.
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i can't say that i'm surprised.. i knew it... not even a cow(a silly one!) will jump over my moon!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@ESE
You seem very nice and all, but I don't wanna be mooned by you. If so, please use your hat for cover, old man.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Awesome, so now whenever the sun causes a fire, someone dies from dehydration and so forth we can all sue her. You know, cause she 'owns' the sun.
What a dumbass.
The moon is for sale on Ebay actually. Well, plots of land are anyway. Only about $30 if I remember correctly.
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"Who loves the sun, not everyone!" :)
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LMAO ESE!
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 11/28/2010 - 8:13pm.
you better! 'cause my "salt water margaritas" are gonna be... well... uumm, they're gonna be salty!
huh? huh? how you like them apples, "hooch baron"?!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE ♥,
You know I'll share my special hootch reserve... TO A POINT.
=P
*builds plutonium facility in case*
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 11/28/2010 - 8:06pm.
I need that freshwater to brew up hootch. What?!!
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so, you think you're gonna corner the market on hooch, huh?... i now understand why wars are started.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'm claiming all freshwater lakes. *plants wine bottle with a KFC flag into neighbor's freshwater well for starters*
I need that freshwater to brew up hootch. What?!!
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 11/28/2010 - 7:18pm.
Like no one can build into your air. But the planes can fly in it for free and shit.
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I thought that was an urban myth?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
i'm filing for ownership of the moon... that way i own everyone's ass!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I got dibs on the oxygen.
y'all can pay me later.
off to file papers ..
When I was a little girl I was told that G-O-D made everything and therefore is the sole owner. So, there!
Submitted by The Machine:"Great, now that you've wasted the system's time, I hope you get property taxed on this shit. Cunt."
AH HA HA HA HA!
There is such a thing as "air rights" (in NYC at least). You can own the square footage of the footprint of your property and the airspace above it all the way up to eternity or somesuch. Of course, that's only in regards to building. Like no one can build into your air. But the planes can fly in it for free and shit.
this broad needs to live on the sun...where she clearly belongs...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
Hey Duran (definition=crazy),
I now own the Galaxy. Your rent is 1 million....no, one billion per month. Pay up biatch. Interest will accrue.
Sincerely,
Your Land(space)LORD.
I'm giving notice, my wife now is in the process of obtaining rights to the air in Earth's atmosphere. So she will soon officially own the oxygen you breathe.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 11/28/2010 - 2:41pm.
It's like buying land in Victorville: hot as hell, devoid of life, and you're never going to visit.
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AAHAHAHA! Exactly!
I hope she uses the proceeds on plastic surgery, because damn!
Great, now that you've wasted the system's time, I hope you get property taxed on this shit. Cunt.
so we can sue the bitch for unwanted brightness, sunburn and skin cancer caused by the sun. it's also hell on dildos left in the car when the sun is burning bright.
and all those with skin cancer line up on the left with the law suits...
Sorry, sweetie, but I am pretty sure it is documented that the catholic church laid claim to it a very long time ago. I think the Jews would also have an argument as their God created the heavens, the sun, the moon and the stars.
She may know the law, but she doesn't have access to all the church documents. Tsk, tsk. B for effort though, girlfriend.
What's this psycho gonna do? Build her own army of space ships like Xenu and surround the Sun?
It's like buying land in Victorville: hot as hell, devoid of life, and you're never going to visit.
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
Anglicized version of Duran=Lohan.
She is stupid.
So now she can visit it. She must go at night, though, to avoid getting burned.
I own fat. I have plenty of it to give away. No need to charge for it :-)
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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
I disagree Pearl_Necklace, I think I own the air, we will work it out I am sure! She should run laps under her sun and sweat off some of her in house stored energy!
I disagree Pearl_Necklace, I think I own the air, we will work it out I am sure! She should run laps under her sun and sweat off some of her in house stored energy!
I saw this and thought of sending it in but decided she didn't look quite the entertaining crazy. She looks like a school nurse or AutoLube receptionist.
Lol, does this mean this dumbass is liable for everybody who gets skin cancer, or something? Plz make it so, I hate people with superiority complexes.
Can someone tell me - how do I pay Angeles for using her sun?
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she better tell that sun of hers to stop getting in my room when I am trying to sleep
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she's not me
She looks like she could use a little on her face.
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
I am seriously going to sue this bitch for all the skin cancers I have had removed. Every time I look at the scars on my arms, I have emotional distress...her and her damn sun!
I am going to read outside in the sunshine for a while....do I need to ask her permission?
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What it all comes down to, is that everything is just fine fine fine
Cuz I got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is giving a high five
hahahahahhhah madam s. !
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What it all comes down to, is that everything is just fine fine fine
Cuz I got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is giving a high five
Inigo,
She should rename it Pax.
Submitted by Mawy on Sun, 11/28/2010 - 12:47pm.
Does this bitch really have nothing better to do with her spare time? Oh, I own the air, by the way.
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Well, obviously that I Own Skinny Genes Because I Registered For Them First scheme didn't work for Angeles.
But seriously, I envy crazy heifer's oodles of time; I have 10 other things I need to be doing every time I log into DListed, damn.
First Wig Tax, Slot Tax, DJ Blacks Ass Tax, Socks Tax and now Sun Times Tax.
Fine, now we can sue her for Skin Cancer, Droughts and a multitude of other infractions caused by the Sun, hope she buys a good insurance policy to cover the claims...
Fuck this bitch.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Does this bitch really have nothing better to do with her spare time? Oh, I own the air, by the way.
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There will be name changes, folks.
Sunday will be officially Angelesday from now on and Sunkist obviously Angeleskist. We get up at Angelesrise and go to bed at Angelesset.
Also all songs will be changed, such as "Here comes the Ageles, duh-du-du-duh" and "Lazing on Angelesy afternoon"
She should rename it.
what a dumbass
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she's not me