Hot Slut Of The Day!
Tom Ryan from Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds commercial!
It isn't the holiday season until a diamond-encrusted pistol shoots out Liz Taylor's classic and legendary White Diamonds commercial! Fuck Santa Claus. This is the real HO HO HO that summons the holidays. It's the shiny tip on your dreidel, the sparkly star on your Christmas tree or the corn nuts around your Kwanzaa cake. And the frosted over beauty Elizabeth Taylor isn't the only star of this masterpiece, credit also goes to TOM RYAN! Tom Ryan is Dame Liz's arch rival who she tries to destroy by giving her lucky diamond earrings to his Go Fish (or whatever the hell game they're playing) opponent. Watch this masterpiece below if you haven't already overdosed on it:
If it wasn't for that shifty and scheming Tom Ryan, Liz would've never cooed out the quote of the holidays, "NOT SO FAST, TOM RYAN!" A line you can use all year long. When your holiday ho pokes you in the wrong part and gets a little rowdy on your genitals, simply tell him, "Not so fast, Tom Ryan!" When one of your cousin tries to snatch the last Kraft Single and Crescent Roll-ups, tell that bitch, "Not so fast, Tom Ryan!" And during Black Friday today, when a trick threatens to pull a gun on your ass after trying to cut in line at Toys 'R Us, you know what to tell that crazy.
Happy (Karen) Black Friday to you, Elizabeth and Tom Ryan!
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 11/26/2010 - 11:04am.
Liz was the originator of JBF hair.
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Nah, that would be Phyllis Diller, the dirty old slut.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
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LOL, I remember that commercial coming out when I was like 8. Liz was such a beauty in her prime, I always loved her haughty British accent.
"DIAMONDS: She'll put out for you now."
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Thank you for making me laugh so much.
I don't get what's going on in that commercial. Oh well, Liz looks absolutely gorgeous as always, eclipsing everything in her path
Michael,
I love you for bringing these gems out of the archives!!
That made my evening.
xoxo
Never remember hearing the Tom Ryan part, and so clear at that... wtf is he?
Submitted by Vanitas on Fri, 11/26/2010 - 11:59am.
From wiki:
The day's name originated in Philadelphia, where it originally was used to describe the heavy and disruptive pedestrian and vehicle traffic which would occur on the day after Thanksgiving. Use of the term began by 1966 and began to see broader use outside Philadelphia around 1975. Later an alternative explanation began to be offered: that "Black Friday" indicates the period during which retailers are turning a profit, or "in the black."
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Thanks for posting that. I'm always curious about stuff like that. I guess I was too lazy to google it myself. :-)
That parfume is the worst.
Of course a woman in Madison threatened hos with a gun.
My beloved Madison, keep fucking that chicken.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
Every single Christmas, my mother-in-law gives me Elizabeth Taylor perfume for christmas. I only wear scents from L'Occitane and can't stand that department store stinky stuff but can't bring myself to tell her. I think SHE likes Elizabeth Taylor perfume.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
I think I was 7 or 8 when this commercial came out and I hope when I'm 50 this shit is still for sale so I can spray the whole bottle on myself while I'm telling my own Tom Ryan "Not so fast, go a little slower!!!"
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/26/2010 - 11:27am.
Bootsie, the movie looks so cheesy now but it's still effing terrifying! I think the sounds that damn doll made are the reason.
On topic, I've never bought a celeb perfume and never will. Most of them either smell like old ladies or those little deodorizers in public restrooms. And the ones that don't smell like those smell like dirty asshairs
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To me most perfumes smell like celery or masking tape that has been left out in the rain. I used to love Opium until Tom Ford screwed with the formula.
I know plenty of women over the age of 50 who sport "White Diamonds" on occasion. It smells like dog urine.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
I never understood this commercial, but think it is funny that it still runs EVERY year even tho it was made decades ago. That perfume is the top seller or one of them...still.
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 11/26/2010 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 11/26/2010 - 12:39pm
They must have shortened it years ago.
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Hehe. I hope so, or I might have to start taking ginko for my memory pretty soon.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 11/26/2010 - 12:39pm
They must have shortened it years ago.
Ha! It's soooo '80's! This commercial always starts airing about two weeks before Thanksgiving, so I know I need to make my grocery list when I see it on tv.
Liz needs to film an updated one in a senior home with some goodlooking geezers playing bingo in the cafeteria. I wonder if Sean Connery is available for the Tom Ryan role? Harrison Ford? I wonder if she has a diamond-encrusted walker in her closet she could dust off for her cameo?
I love commercials that have plots.
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"I was born with glitter on my face
My baby clothes made of leather and lace"
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 11/26/2010 - 12:06pm.
I know the commercial and remember her throwing down the earrings but do not remember that dude (or that line). Too bad I can't view this on my phone, now I'm curious.
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I only remember the "These have always brought me luck..." and the earring throw, and I've seen that commercial on tv for as long as I can remember. Weird.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
When I was once asked "if you had a slumber party and you could invite only 5 women, but it could be from anytime in history" Liz Taylor was one of my picks. That woman has some gossip to tell.
Sure, it's all about people who are dead now, but oh the stories she could tell us.
It is called Black Friday because stores turn a profit. Every black friday there always an article about why it's called that (I guess there's no other news and they need to fill up space?), and a long in depth look in history of where the name came from.
KAREN BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know the commercial and remember her throwing down the earrings but do not remember that dude (or that line). Too bad I can't view this on my phone, now I'm curious.
WAT? That commercial made no sense.
*grabs tissue to wipe tears from laughing sooo much*
From wiki:
The day's name originated in Philadelphia, where it originally was used to describe the heavy and disruptive pedestrian and vehicle traffic which would occur on the day after Thanksgiving. Use of the term began by 1966 and began to see broader use outside Philadelphia around 1975. Later an alternative explanation began to be offered: that "Black Friday" indicates the period during which retailers are turning a profit, or "in the black."
Dolly D - I think it's called Black Friday because the stores go from being in the red to being in the black. Or something like that. I'm Canadian too, but that is what I've heard.
Every year my mother asks for Chanel No. 5 and yep, the ever, over-powering White Diamonds.
Don't hate, at least I don't have to fight the hordes of Karen Black Friday's minions to get them!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/26/2010 - 11:27am.
Bootsie, the movie looks so cheesy now but it's still effing terrifying! I think the sounds that damn doll made are the reason.
Dog, the movie is called , "Trilogy of Terror". I snuck into the tv room as a kid and watched that movie with my brother, lmao, he peed the bed that night!!
OT: Liz is a tough old bitch. She has had so many injuries and surgeries, would love to raid her medicine cabinet and jewelry box...
Who is Tom Ryan?
I love Elizabeth Taylor cheesy commercial and all, she's an original HOT SLUT!
When White Diamonds first came out it was all the rage. My Mom and I got box sets for Christmas and we thought we were such glamor queens. Years later, I found out the cocktail of chemicals they use to make fragrances and now I wear none.
P.S. Why is it called "Black Friday?" Sound like you're all getting the plague or something.
Bootsie, the movie looks so cheesy now but it's still effing terrifying! I think the sounds that damn doll made are the reason.
On topic, I've never bought a celeb perfume and never will. Most of them either smell like old ladies or those little deodorizers in public restrooms. And the ones that don't smell like those smell like dirty asshairs.
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Oprah was born to pontificate (and bloviate as well). Her superpowers are located in her hair thankyouverymuch - by But.Seriously.Folks
Tom appears to be a homosexual. Are there nude photos>
I think I'm going to call it Karen Black Friday from now on. I was an extra in a cheesy movie she was in (are any of them not cheesy?) and she acted so stuck up - for a B-Movie actress, she thinks she's the shit.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/26/2010 - 10:51am.
Karen Black was in that movie about the Crazy Cannibal voodoo doll.
*hides under couch*
Omg Dog, that movie still scares the living hell outta me. i am a big baby it seems!
Just don't hide under the bed though, that voodoo doll thingie will still get you!!!
Liz was the originator of JBF hair.
I made it through the entire Christmas season last year without stepping foot in a mall. I;d love to do the same this year, but I am a Personal Assistant- so I'll bet I will do some shopping for my boss. Better remember to bring my Ipod everywhere.
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If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with
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STOP MAKING FUN OF SANDRA! SHIT!
I've posted before that on some airline I was reading in their magazine about the "celebrity" perfume industry and not only is "White Diamonds" the most successful celebrity perfume ever, it's the only one with long shelf-life for sales while the others peder out with time. I think I remember that this is the 4th biggest perfume seller in the world, one being Chanel #5.
Everyone wanted big hair and diamonds!
Karen Black was in that movie about the Crazy Cannibal voodoo doll.
*hides under couch*
This commercial is old as dirt and it wouldn't be the holidays without it!
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HOW DAAAAARRRRRREEEE YOU?! Look at my avvie! LOOK AT IT!
Oprah was born to pontificate (and bloviate as well). Her superpowers are located in her hair thankyouverymuch - by But.Seriously.Folks
I will be home in the comfort of my own bed on this Black Friday. I loathe crowds of maniacs killing eachother over dumb shit like sweaters. Aren't the sales also online? Not that I have money to shop, anyway.
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THESE HAVE ALWAYS BROUGHT ME LUCK
This shit has been playing for years and years and is still shown during episodes of JUDGE JUDY.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.